Massage Parlor Reports

**Pdx503** · 06-10-26 21:23

Originally Posted by Zippy69 [View Original Post]

Hasn't posted in a couple of years.

Yea, maybe he stopped in to be a Karen, liked what he saw, opted to stay and try, and got hooked.

**Zippy69** · 06-09-26 23:03

Originally Posted by Pdx503 [View Original Post]

Parlor patrol drone videos.

Is this guy still sending his drones to film people coming and going from AMPs. Makes me not want to park in front no more.

https://www.facebook.com/ParlorPatrol/

https://www.facebook.com/100068671037110/videos/

Hasn't posted in a couple of years.

**Pdx503** · 06-09-26 14:14

Parlor patrol drone videos.

Is this guy still sending his drones to film people coming and going from AMPs. Makes me not want to park in front no more.

https://www.facebook.com/ParlorPatrol/

https://www.facebook.com/100068671037110/videos/

**OneOne9** · 06-07-26 19:17

54th and Saint Johns

The most unattractive mms / provider I have ever met, fat with rotten teeth. Provider 2 was older average looking at best.

103rd and Mill Plain on Mill Plain. I think its called Healthy spa on rubmaps.

Another big unattractiver provider

Portland 117th and Glisan, Luna spa.

The slim older mms with black teeth was better than the chubby

Unattractive provider I was shown.

**Double Jack J** · 06-05-26 00:27

Just got back in town after a stretch of business trips, back was wrecked from sleeping on those garbage hotel mattresses for two weeks straight. Needed somebody who could actually dig in, not just glide oil around for an hour. Rolled through and asked for Coco.

She came out, mid 30's, short, average build. Not a stick figure, not heavy, kinda right in the middle in a good way. Long dark brown hair pulled back for the work. English is basic, enough to get through the small talk and confirm pressure but don't expect a real conversation, which honestly I prefer when I'm there to zone out.

Got me face down quick and went straight to work. This is where she earns her keep. Girl has actual strength in those hands. Started light to warm me up then leaned into it. Elbows on the shoulder blades, thumbs working the knots along the spine, forearms grinding down the lats. Hit a knot under my right shoulder that's been bothering me for weeks and she stayed on it til it gave up. None of that fake patty-cake tickling some of these spots try to pass off as massage.

Worked down the lower back, glutes, hamstrings, calves. Probably 40 solid minutes of actual bodywork before any flip. By the time she had me roll over I was half asleep, which is exactly what I needed.

Flip happened and she eased into the teasing part natural, no awkward shift in gears. Light touch on the thighs, fingers walking up, eye contact and a little smile. HJ only on the menu and that's all I was there for anyway. Damage was fair for the time spent. YMMV.

**OneOne9** · 06-03-26 23:05

Originally Posted by AlbertMori [View Original Post]

Had a nice visit at Happy with Cici. She said she just moved to this location. Very flirty and lots of teasing. Even got a decent massage out of the deal. I'll repeat.

Is this the same Cici you reviewed at Happy in February? Its almost a copy and paste.

**Albert Mori** · 06-03-26 18:20

Had a nice visit at Happy with Cici. She said she just moved to this location. Very flirty and lots of teasing. Even got a decent massage out of the deal. I'll repeat.

**Pdx503** · 05-29-26 02:45

Originally Posted by OneOne9 [View Original Post]

Why didn't you walk?

My man started with "unattractive granny" and then doubled down. LOL.

**RottenFruits** · 05-28-26 20:36

Originally Posted by OneOne9 [View Original Post]

Why didn't you walk?

After I walked in and saw her? Still wanted to see if I could count on the place to provide a good massage if / when I wanted one in the future. Second time when I went back was to see if I drew someone different. I sure if it was the same lady or not, but once the massage started I recognized the routine and confirmed it was the same one. I think she remembered me too and as a result was more aggressive in trying to upsell me.

**OneOne9** · 05-28-26 20:23

Originally Posted by RottenFruits [View Original Post]

Stopped going a year ago after two visits. Unattractive granny whose appearance instantly killed the mood for me, so never partook in any type of fun.

Why didn't you walk?

**OneOne9** · 05-28-26 15:57

Originally Posted by MissingLink411 [View Original Post]

Any thoughts on Zenpro massage? TIA.

Most shops on hwy 99 are handy only. Use the search function if you want more. Looking forward to your review.

**RottenFruits** · 05-28-26 13:03

Originally Posted by MissingLink411 [View Original Post]

Any thoughts on Zenpro massage? TIA.

Stopped going a year ago after two visits. Unattractive granny whose appearance instantly killed the mood for me, so never partook in any type of fun. Did a lousy massage and would try bargaining / complaining about tip after flipping over. Hopefully someone has better reports from more recently.

**MissingLink411** · 05-28-26 11:21

Any thoughts on Zenpro massage? TIA.

**GoldMinerLxv** · 05-27-26 09:59

Originally Posted by MissingLink411 [View Original Post]

Any thoughts on Yan Massage Spa? I will be in the area for work and YMS is nearby. Thanks!

If Julie is still the owner, a very nice auntie type, then I can vouch for her massage, & if you treat her right, she might even treat you to a wonderful HJ.

For background, I used to see her regularly up here in Olympia a few years ago at a previous shop she owned after moving up from Vancouver a few years earlier. FS was OFF the table, but she seemed to enjoy our relationship & was very happy to see me every time I came into the store. She also loved my slow hands move though I never enjoyed FIV. But nothing else was off limits. Then one day she informed me she missed her friends in Vancouver a lot & was going to sell the Olympia AMP & move back home & she did. That was very disappointing to hear, however, we still stay in touch & trade texts occasionally. I wish I could see her again, but driving all the way to Vancouver is a no go, especially because my wife will insist on going too.

Give her a try though I can't guarantee you'll get a handy on your first visit. But you should get a very good massage.

Good luck & happy hunting.

Goldminer.