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**Sanctimonious6** · 05-26-26 14:04

Originally Posted by Cheech69 [View Original Post]

I think Carla is a beautiful woman.

Eye of beholder, I guess.

**Cheech69** · 05-26-26 13:45

Originally Posted by Sanctimonious6 [View Original Post]

After my somewhat disappointing meeting with a hot touring provider last week, I was feeling blowjob deprived. So I recently reached out to Carla, who is widely regarded as a major talent in the head department. She is a very nice woman. She is old and not very physically appealing. But she has high-level head skills, really about as good as it gets. I was happy to have taken advantage of her very reasonably priced bbjcim special and will probably do it again. But only because of lack of better options. Herein lies the central conundrum of the local market for this hobby. If there was somebody around here who was as talented and accommodating and skilled at sucking cock as Carla but who was also under 35 and pretty and reasonably fit, I would see them constantly, even at a little higher price point. But that person doesn't exist. Partly because this isn't a very big city. And partly because youngish attractive women with pleasant personalities have other, better life options than sucking dick for a living. My ATF, whom I could only afford to see somewhat infrequently and was always hard to schedule with because of high demand, is unavailable for the foreseeable future. STG is a cesspool dominated by scammers and obese woman with substance use disorders. Tryst is a combination of OF hucksters and price gougers looking for $700+/ hr. It's a sad state of affairs.

I think Carla is a beautiful woman.

**Zunker** · 05-26-26 13:33

As Sanctimonious points out, talent in our area is severely lacking. That said, I often wonder if there's another locale nearby that offers better options. Rockford? Milwaukee? Somewhere else? Curious if anyone has tried driving an hour or two and if it makes a difference. I occasionally look at the forums for those towns but it doesn't inspire hope.

**ILoveToEatPuss** · 05-26-26 11:49

Originally Posted by Sanctimonious6 [View Original Post]

After my somewhat disappointing meeting with a hot touring provider last week, I was feeling blowjob deprived. So I recently reached out to Carla, who is widely regarded as a major talent in the head department. She is a very nice woman. She is old and not very physically appealing. But she has high-level head skills, really about as good as it gets. I was happy to have taken advantage of her very reasonably priced bbjcim special and will probably do it again. But only because of lack of better options. Herein lies the central conundrum of the local market for this hobby. If there was somebody around here who was as talented and accommodating and skilled at sucking cock as Carla but who was also under 35 and pretty and reasonably fit, I would see them constantly, even at a little higher price point. But that person doesn't exist. Partly because this isn't a very big city. And partly because youngish attractive women with pleasant personalities have other, better life options than sucking dick for a living. My ATF, whom I could only afford to see somewhat infrequently and was always hard to schedule with because of high demand, is unavailable for the foreseeable future. STG is a cesspool dominated by scammers and obese woman with substance use disorders. Tryst is a combination of OF hucksters and price gougers looking for $700+/ hr. It's a sad state of affairs.

Milwaukee is plagued with the same problem.

**Sanctimonious6** · 05-26-26 07:54

After my somewhat disappointing meeting with a hot touring provider last week, I was feeling blowjob deprived. So I recently reached out to Carla, who is widely regarded as a major talent in the head department. She is a very nice woman. She is old and not very physically appealing. But she has high-level head skills, really about as good as it gets. I was happy to have taken advantage of her very reasonably priced bbjcim special and will probably do it again. But only because of lack of better options. Herein lies the central conundrum of the local market for this hobby. If there was somebody around here who was as talented and accommodating and skilled at sucking cock as Carla but who was also under 35 and pretty and reasonably fit, I would see them constantly, even at a little higher price point. But that person doesn't exist. Partly because this isn't a very big city. And partly because youngish attractive women with pleasant personalities have other, better life options than sucking dick for a living. My ATF, whom I could only afford to see somewhat infrequently and was always hard to schedule with because of high demand, is unavailable for the foreseeable future. STG is a cesspool dominated by scammers and obese woman with substance use disorders. Tryst is a combination of OF hucksters and price gougers looking for $700+/ hr. It's a sad state of affairs.

**RunawayTruck** · 05-24-26 23:19

Originally Posted by DionysusII [View Original Post]

Her telegram number was a dead giveaway!!

WhatsApp / Telegram or out-of-town numbers are red flags. Also if the location says "surrounding areas" or "Incall & Outcall".

Your right, Dionysus! I should have seen the red flags. Thankful all you vets have warned us rookies about these skams.

Thanks to our hoppiest who guide us rookies through these muddy waters.

**Sanctimonious6** · 05-24-26 15:38

Originally Posted by TheWinks [View Original Post]

See this one post frequently and wondering if anyone has some intel.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/madis...i/642252310490

Search the forum for Kelli. She's been discussed plenty.

**TheWinks** · 05-24-26 13:37

See this one post frequently and wondering if anyone has some intel.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/madis...i/642252310490

**Sanctimonious6** · 05-23-26 07:30

Originally Posted by Ichigomorales [View Original Post]

I met with Yamii yesterday and wow is she a good time, currently my favorite in Madison STG. Great mouth skills and a really nice rear. Just beware that she is extremely hard to schedule with. She will answer but will drag out the meeting time for a good while until she is ready. A bit annoying but if you are willing to drag around and wait she is definitely a good time. She is also on the more expensive side but I thought the extra $100 from the average was ok compared to what is currently out there.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/fitch...-/407868137173

I tried to see her for at least a year and found her impossible to connect with. Results of my attempts ranged from no response to nice text convo followed by ghosting to sleeping through scheduled appointment to weirdly getting offended by some completely benign comment in a text. I've given up. I'm sure she's very fun to play with if you can manage to get in the same room as her, but good luck getting to that point.

**Cheech69** · 05-23-26 06:36

Originally Posted by Ichigomorales [View Original Post]

I met with Yamii yesterday and wow is she a good time, currently my favorite in Madison STG. Great mouth skills and a really nice rear. Just beware that she is extremely hard to schedule with. She will answer but will drag out the meeting time for a good while until she is ready. A bit annoying but if you are willing to drag around and wait she is definitely a good time. She is also on the more expensive side but I thought the extra $100 from the average was ok compared to what is currently out there.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/fitch...-/407868137173

She is an attractive woman. I'm curious about kissing.

**AsiaPhileJake1** · 05-22-26 18:51

Originally Posted by Ichigomorales [View Original Post]

Has anyone visited Savana? Rates seem to low to be true, unless it is or the time spent is not worth it?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/madis...t/509353085235

Someone recently posted a review. I believe the report was negative. I saw her quite a few years ago and these are the same pictures are the same. In my report I mentioned that when I got to her place her kids were sitting right there in the living room and you did the perp walk right past them. Went into one of the kids bedrooms also for her service which was pretty lackluster to say the least. I never repeated and I believe I recommended a pass.

**Ichigomorales** · 05-22-26 11:53

I met with Yamii yesterday and wow is she a good time, currently my favorite in Madison STG. Great mouth skills and a really nice rear. Just beware that she is extremely hard to schedule with. She will answer but will drag out the meeting time for a good while until she is ready. A bit annoying but if you are willing to drag around and wait she is definitely a good time. She is also on the more expensive side but I thought the extra $100 from the average was ok compared to what is currently out there.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/fitch...-/407868137173

**Ichigomorales** · 05-22-26 11:44

Originally Posted by DionysusII [View Original Post]

Jeez. This woman will never post her latest pics. Search for "bunions" on this forum!

I saw a post from last year where you mentioned she had a nice back side, but yeah the pictures do seem old. I would be interested based on new pics but it seems like she does the same reposted ad with same pictures so many not worth while anymore. I also noticed that in some ads she has Savana and in the most recent once's she changed it to Michelle so not sure what that is about.

**DionysusII** · 05-22-26 09:31

Originally Posted by Ichigomorales [View Original Post]

Has anyone visited Savana? Rates seem to low to be true, unless it is or the time spent is not worth it?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/madis...t/509353085235

Jeez. This woman will never post her latest pics. Search for "bunions" on this forum!

**Sanctimonious6** · 05-22-26 08:03

I rarely shell out for a high-end touring girl that doesn't have multiple glowing reviews, but I got an email from this one's assistant, whom I had worked with before, the pics looked amazing, and the price was on the low side for a top-tier provider, so I decided to take a gamble. It was pretty disappointing in a lot of ways, but not without some high points. Pros: The pics are totally accurate. This woman is a legit smoke show, seriously world-class bikini model caliber. Possibly the sexiest looking professional I have ever met. She is also smart and interesting, though the language barrier was significant. Still, between her limited English and my limited Espanol, we managed to have very good conversation. The cons: Didn't get to do many of the things I enjoy and that one should expect when spending this kind of dough. The excuse was that she was sick--which I would have appreciated being told ahead of time--and it was certainly true that she had some kind of chest / throat cold / flu thing going on. So kissing was out for sure. I'm not sure why having a cold would prevent somebody from sucking a dick or having their pussy licked. However, she wasn't too sick to ride me real good and get plowed in mish. So the upshot is that if your main priority is to boink an extremely hot woman, and you enjoy watching a very hot woman play with her vibrator while you lick her nipples, and you don't care so much about all the other stuff, go for it. If you care about the other stuff, maybe look elsewhere. Or at least wait until she's not too sick to suck a dick.

https://www.eros.com/wisconsin/files/2047138.htm