Massage Parlor Reports (Formerly Pine)

[HankyDaPanky]

Is there a compilation of mongering rules in AMPs for HE? Either I am unlucky or fucking something up without realizing.

Not sure if the word "rules" apply but I've never had an issues getting what I'm looking for.

So. . . /.

Be nice.

Pay the door fee, get undressed (fully), lay face down and wait.

Ask her name and introduce yourself when she comes in to start. Sometimes they cover you, sometimes not. No biggie.

When she's at the head of the table play a little grab ass. If she flinches then chances are dwindling. Most times I ask "ok?" and most times they are ok with it.

See what kind of massage she throws down. If you like it, enjoy it. If its sub par, tell her you're ready for hot towel (if she used oil). If no oil, roll over and remove the towel. She'll either motion a HJ, or cover you up, the latter being not a good sign. If she asked you what you want, tell her by motioning or verbally. They know that much English generally speaking.

Probably need to negotiate. DON'T sell out. She will ask whatever she wants, but at the end of the day she is there to make money. If she is too high, tell her what you are willing to pay.

Be nice. They are there to make money and you are there to release in a manner you hope to achieve. Only a few times have I had a dud. Lackluster, unenthusiastic HJ or sometimes they just don't know how to do what you like. Tell her. Guide her. You and her will both appreciate it. If not, don't go back.

Tipping is at your discretion, but don't be paying a hundo for a HJ. Fuck that.

And to the ladies we all appreciate. . . THe more you serve the better the tip in my book. I like to be pampered, help getting dressed afterward, and treated like she can't wait for me too get back there. You doo that and you will be rewarded.

To the cheapskates. Ask yourself how much you need to make if a not so pleasent looking woman came in and asked you to chow down on her. THen just do the math.

That's my take on it.

[Julian7]

Monger rule 2 A, never lay on table face down waiting for massuese to enter sit up on table, fully naked, when she opens door, her first reaction to seeing you more than likely determines the outcome of massage. Either she smiles, giggles and continues in and proceeds knowing what you're there for, or she objects and demands you cover up immediately. That usually works for me, usually but not always.

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Is there a compilation of mongering rules in AMPs for HE? Either I am unlucky or fucking something up without realizing.

[HankyDaPanky]

Visited recently due to a positive review from fellow monger. 4 girls I seen and no one busy. Drew Sophia. She looked the oldest but to me pretty. Probably 40's. Other looks lots younger.

Massage was decent. Minimal tease until she started teasing. I lifted up and let her play. Flipped and tried to UTC but was rejected in every attempt. Even OTC was a no go. The best I could get touching her was rubbing her arm. She was definitely trying to get me but I ended up taking over while she played with the boys to finish.

I will probably not repeat. I like a little more touching of my MT.

Sophia is a little older but attractive. Tried to get some dining in but she simply dangled it over me without clothing of course. Tried as I did but she evidently doesn't get off on it. Still a decent massage and finish, but I like a little more too.

[MainDude]

Visited recently due to a positive review from fellow monger. 4 girls I seen and no one busy. Drew Sophia. She looked the oldest but to me pretty. Probably 40's. Other looks lots younger.

Massage was decent. Minimal tease until she started teasing. I lifted up and let her play. Flipped and tried to UTC but was rejected in every attempt. Even OTC was a no go. The best I could get touching her was rubbing her arm. She was definitely trying to get me but I ended up taking over while she played with the boys to finish.

I will probably not repeat. I like a little more touching of my MT.

[CadillacMan101]

Wanted to let everyone know I stopping by Ly today and the place is closed and a for lease sign in the window, we lost another one.

[Hikr99]

Went to Red Sun in Fox Lake. The first time I went was disappointing, but they had just opened. This time was much better. Descent massage, flirty MT, standard L1. Did not negotiate, just went for it. A good time was had by me.

[Azdesi]

Got a good massage and L1 at PH a couple of weeks ago. They are def cautious. I started rubbing her ass on flip and was hard. She says "you do it" but I said no, your better. She eventually completed with no prob. I'm assuming that any place with the front door locked and cameras is game. Just got to be persistent. GL.

[Luv Nooke2]

Went to Grand today. The MT is new, not one of the ones who was there previously. The service is very different, basically legit now. YMMV but that was my experience today.

[Luv Nooke2]

I've notice the one on grand reopened, has anyone gone? It's the one next to shells.

I saw the lights on one night, went back the following day. Lights were on but they didn't answer the door. I've tried a few more times but the lights have been off every time I've gone over there.

[Dan3898]

I've notice the one on grand reopened, has anyone gone? It's the one next to shells.

[MrJoe6009]

Noticed the Lewis AMP was advertising on STG and was in the area so gave it a shot.

Guy at the desk. They were busy and guy asked if he could massage me. Nope!

Told me, ok 10 minutes.

Decided to wait. Good massage and nice experience.

They seemed very cautious and probably should be. Worked out for me.

Be safe.

[Zeuss]

I think Zeuss may be right likely you gave off the LEO vibe. In this situation I would proceed to roam a bit to convince her that I am certified 100% monger.

Been there a couple of times and left happy. While I think they're connected to LY in Island Lake, based upon the business cards being like twins, the service options appear to mirror Fox Lake.

Must be giving off a bad vibe / be too aggressive to leave blue at an AMP that has any type of enhanced services. Probably should avoid any Euro places, as they're usually far more cautious / tentative.

FYI: Name dropping / BSing, like you've been there before can be pretty easily sniffed out by a cautious girl.

[CakeLover13]

Monger rule 2 A, never lay on table face down waiting for massuese to enter sit up on table, fully naked, when she opens door, her first reaction to seeing you more than likely determines the outcome of massage. Either she smiles, giggles and continues in and proceeds knowing what you're there for, or she objects and demands you cover up immediately. That usually works for me, usually but not always.

I think Zeuss may be right likely you gave off the LEO vibe. In this situation I would proceed to roam a bit to convince her that I am certified 100% monger.

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[RedPontiacX]

My ass was clearly visible when she walked in and she immediately unfolded the sheet and laid it over my entire back and legs. When I flipped over, I flipped facing her but she held the sheet over me and covered me after.

I think Zeuss may be right likely you gave off the LEO vibe. In this situation I would proceed to roam a bit to convince her that I am certified 100% monger.

[John537]

Sheet? You covered yourself? Not sure how you screwed it up, guessing you gave off LE vibes.

My ass was clearly visible when she walked in and she immediately unfolded the sheet and laid it over my entire back and legs. When I flipped over, I flipped facing her but she held the sheet over me and covered me after.