Massage Parlor Reports

**DudeP001** · 06-15-26 09:44

I had a dream of SFO. Was in your lovely, windy town of SFO for an office work. Always wanted to try something that the west coast had to offer. Did my homework and had decided on the place. Arrived in SFO in afternoon and headed straight to Bloom. I wanted to meet Kelly in my dream. But the MMS was like there is nobody with that name. Asked for a lineup and was given 2 options. Yuri and someone else whose name I don't recall. Selected Yuri as I found her more attractive. Paid house fees to MMS and Yuri took it from there. Was taken to standing shower and got some nice preview of the upcoming movie. After heading back to room, started with a massage as I had a very stiff / sore body. After 15 minutes of massage, the movie began. We had some nice LFK, DFK & she headed to some nice rimming sessions with TUMA. I loved it. Followed by some BLS and back to rimming, TUMA. Then I got a chance to pleasure her where she did not allow me to FIV but was okay with FUTB. This followed by some sucking of boobs. Then on came the covers and we had some nice time spent in missionary. Since I was over stimulated, couldn't hold back for more than few minutes. Released and she said I like you, next we can do Greek (probably being said to everyone). Then post clean-up she massaged me and then I got dressed up and left. Both yuri and MMS mentioned that there are 2 new team members joining next day and asked me to come to meet them.

I would definitely recommend this place and yuri.

Total damages - 2. 7.

**WhiteSun777** · 06-04-26 15:37

Originally Posted by MikeJones6969 [View Original Post]

I'd appreciate any tips; is there anything close to Alameda / Oakland? Or all the good spots in SF area? Thanks in advance, ever come to Chicago I'll point you towards the right direction.

Used to live in the Bay Area, not sure how things are now but honestly try going further up north (San Rafael) area, plenty good ones there.

**PawgHunter400** · 05-31-26 16:05

In town from the east coast, how much do I need to bring for house + tip? And any info you can provide would be greatly appreciated.

**Johnny Wasatch** · 05-21-26 20:20

Originally Posted by Wayback [View Original Post]

Both times saw Yuri, a very attractive Vietnamese gal probably late 30's-early 40's... I would definitely visit again. Better facility than many AMPs.

Yuri was occupied, so I went with Judy. Same stats, same enthusiasm, and generally just a very sweet woman.

Was wearing a white mini dress with nothing underneath. Butt looked so good that I thought she may have implants! Squeezed & they definitely felt all natural.

Shower, back massage, teasing, flip, lots of kissing, phenomenal BBBJ, DATY, cover, CG, Mish, doggy, mish, pop.

Place was clean & calm. No signage, so you don't feel weird entering.

**MikeJones6969** · 05-14-26 09:47

I'd appreciate any tips; is there anything close to Alameda / Oakland? Or all the good spots in SF area? Thanks in advance, ever come to Chicago I'll point you towards the right direction.

**Johnny Wasatch** · 05-09-26 18:28

Walked in & up the stairs, met by some frumpy girl in sweats with a silk nightgown on. She led me to a room and was asking me a question in very broken English. We couldn't understand each other so I just said, "never mind" and started to walk out.

Then a few girls walked out from other rooms and one said, "wait wait, you pick. ".

I picked Irie (or it could have been ivy or Irene. Great little body. Thin, roughly 5'5" and b-cups that fit perfectly in my hands.

I set $200 on the table and she said "just $70 for the house. " And I responded "that's for everything. " After a little back and forth she started on the massage and it was honestly great. She really worked on some knots in my shoulders.

Then the flip and she tried to get more & out of me for FS. She wanted $70 + $200, then lowered it by $20 a couple times. I pushed back that I didn't have anything more. She finally caved and said to bring some more next time. Uh huh, sure. Several positions, pretty enthusiastic.

I'd repeat at the $200 all in, but probably not for the $270 she wanted. Why'all are paying too much here ha ha.

**Timarcand** · 04-30-26 12:28

Visiting from Flordia and I am near Geary and Van Nees. Looking for a decent AMP with FS near me.

Any recommendations?

**Style Dogg** · 04-04-26 11:32

Was in town on business, and this place wasn't far from my hotel. So based on previous reviews, I decided to make a visit.

I got a stern reminder that YMMV and everyone's experience is different so do not go in with expectations.

I paid the hour house fee got comfortable. Do not remember her name. But she was on the little chubby side, but not bad looking. After a 10 minute or less shitty massage, was asked to flip, and outcomes the Jimmy hat. Ask for BBJ and was denied, so CBJ and tried FS, but that didn't work since the cover was WAY to small for me. So I asked her to finish me off with a handy. After a few, she got tired and said I could just finish myself off. I was like WTF. So I left unsatisfied with a circular bruise on my Johnson. In and out in 20 minutes and 240 light!!!!

I'm in San Francisco every few months on business and stay at the same hotel downtown. Needless to say, I will never be back to Crystal.

SD.

**Shure** · 03-21-26 13:06

Going back to the bay for a trip. Wonder what happened to Michelle from nikkis and summer from down a few blocks?!

**Ed Haskell** · 03-20-26 21:23

I had the good fortune to have a number of sessions with Summer last year at Angel Health Center near Golden Gate Park. Someone on this board tipped me off to her; very pretty maybe early-30's Chinese lady with a rocking, fit body. She gave a tremendous strong massage, and was fun with extras as well. She was very good to repeat visitors.

Alas, I was told back in January that she went back to China for Lunar New Year, but that ended some weeks ago. She's still not back and mamasan didn't know when she was coming back (so maybe she won't, who knows?

But if anyone sees her working somewhere else around town, please post, as I'd love to see her again. The other talent at Angel (that I've seen) were not in her class as far as looks go.

Thanks!

**Dancino** · 03-09-26 20:45

I don't usually go to MPs so maybe this is user error but I went to Crystal's today and I got nothing but a weird hand, foot, and head massage. I tried touching her leg and she said that I couldn't touch her and nothing escalated from there. Maybe I don't know the right keyword or something but that was my experience.

**StubbornMule** · 03-01-26 01:01

Originally Posted by SamuelRyanato [View Original Post]

Linda got them lush phat lips. Good choice I'd say at Emerald. Real easy getting to the place on stockton.

I could not get Linda out of my mind when I left. She looked real hot jerkin me like a weight shaker but the after party CBJ was icing on the cake. Linda was a nice package. Respectful service, bangin body, and the skills to make you go heads up 7 up. Nice nude lipstick on and some expensive perfume. No piv but I did get to enjoy fucking her mouth with those DSL.

She gagged a little and I think she even said something. No idea with all that cock in her mouth, LOL!

By "all that cock", he meant about 1-2 inches of meat, I guarantee it.

**Yarrcapn** · 02-27-26 13:15

Originally Posted by Mark2000 [View Original Post]

I've been reading lately so mixed reviews now on Crystal. Will be visiting soon. Any current reviews of the place. The last post wasn't stellar. I also see the place and Taylor advertising. They told me one Asian and 11 Latinas. Looking back it seems like that is not accurate at all from the reviews. Just wondering if anybody's been there lately their prices are around the same, but for an hour, which I doubt you'd actually get.

Seeing if there's any other options near downtown that maybe just offer a really good massage and a good L1..

Mark2000, your inbox is full.

**NuttyLoon** · 02-26-26 10:03

Originally Posted by Wayback [View Original Post]

I visited SF twice for business in January. Both times saw Yuri, a very attractive Vietnamese gal probably late 30's-early 40's. Pretty face, youthful Cs that appeared to be original equipment. Showered, then pretty thorough back massage wearing only a thong, with two floor length mirrors placed at side of head and foot of the table across the room. A bit of tease before the flip, then uncovered French then multi position FS that she was very enthusiastic for. 80 for an hour first time, 70 second visit. CIP first visit, CIM second. 240 tip. I would definitely visit again. Called ahead to book appt a couple hours ahead both times. Better facility than many AMPs.

Does CIP imply BBFS?