Massage Parlor Reports

[DtfSparky]

So the question is, why such the huge differences in service, Jax is like a black and white tv and then orlando got color 🤣. Why are we so subpar here and what can we do to make it better, H&and tried did a decent job until the bust. But weve only have a couple really attractive women here with skills, the majority are 40's,50's,and 60's and dead fish. Table showers usually are horrible here, basically to clean you and light touching. From my experiences here, 60-80 is given for the massage, then after about 10 min of an OK massage, they rub between your legs to check you out and whisper for you to turn over, maybe a light crotch touch and kiss and you let them know where the tip is. Somewhere around 140-180 for FS and its almost always quick CBJ and a 10 min changing positions process where most start telling you to finish and mostly faking it. But when you go to Orlando, usually more attractive women, sometimes an older one but they usually have a famous reputation of skills, you hand them 240-260 from the start and your off to the races. Instant making out, walking you to the TS and they strip down for amazing b2 b and tuma, heck the last one just jumped on top of it bare and went between a ride and BBBJ with others walking by, then back to the room to continue the fun, some with little to no rules. Its hands down a better and way different experience. Though its a quick 2 hour drive down for something so different. I know its a tourist town, but Jax is also a major city, we aren't talking about lake city or Gainesville here. One would think with an NFL team alone that standard would be different. Now I've only been exploring for around 4 years now, but can someone explain the Why. Maybe some of the Old Timers or regular reviewers could try and help this. We got lucky with BF for a year, which I think was alot better than meiji, but with it being gone, you basically have to take the drive if you want to leave with a real smile on your face and not just knowing you relieved some stress. Any thoughts or opinions to this? Maybe we stop overpaying for decent quality performances or someone lets the owners know to step up their game. Rant over.

[MGrinTraining]

Also interested. Will be passing through and staying on beach nearby. Any info on lineup? Menu? $ damage? DM is fine. TIA.

Any recent experience with HN? (formerly coconut tree?) I will be staying close by and will go or avoid based on advice here. I am happy to share ATL area Intel in return. Thanks again.

[FlaWill]

I'm retired and I visit 2 to 3 AMPs when I go out. I don't write about the bad experiences, only the fun ones so others can go and enjoy. Some of you are here to be negative but that's your prerogative. Our AMP scene is no orlando but if it turns into a bashing, the AMPs will slowly dissappear. I've only seen a few recommendations in the past few posts. Share your good AMPs adventures for the rest of us instead of doubt. YMMV is key in this hobby. Everyone gets treated differently especially how you look and carry yourself. If you look like a low tipper, trust me you won't get the VIP experience. I've said this before, be showered, smell good and try all girls. Sometimes you may come across a gem that does that special kink that you enjoy or can vacuum a baseball through a straw. They are all different, don't live vicariously through your friends recommendations, try for yourself, be your own king.

And if that AMP Honey "can vacuum a baseball through a straw" wile humming the Kirby Vacuum Song, well, she'll get an awesome tip! LOL.

[Unc93]

I'm retired and I visit 2 to 3 AMPs when I go out. I don't write about the bad experiences, only the fun ones so others can go and enjoy. Some of you are here to be negative but that's your prerogative. Our AMP scene is no orlando but if it turns into a bashing, the AMPs will slowly dissappear. I've only seen a few recommendations in the past few posts. Share your good AMPs adventures for the rest of us instead of doubt. YMMV is key in this hobby. Everyone gets treated differently especially how you look and carry yourself. If you look like a low tipper, trust me you won't get the VIP experience. I've said this before, be showered, smell good and try all girls. Sometimes you may come across a gem that does that special kink that you enjoy or can vacuum a baseball through a straw. They are all different, don't live vicariously through your friends recommendations, try for yourself, be your own king.

No one here wants a fellow bro to have a bad time. We all understand that you get what you pay for in this hobby, it's a given.

However, it's a courteous thing to warn each other about experiences, good OR bad. Some inflate experiences with girls or at places and others visit to be disappointed.

Again, YMMV.

[NFL121]

Not to be argumentative. But we need the bad reviews just as much as the good ones. Maybe even more so. I want to know where to go and where to avoid. It wouldn't be so big of a deal if it wasn't a consistent picture painted of a juicy porterhouse. Only to go and find cubed steak instead.

If soul does it for you, cool! Personally I am always respectful, clean, lay tip out in view, and non confrontational even if the service is not what I want. And I've seen dudes come in there that look like they just got out of the trenches of WW1 and / or look old enough to have been in them. So I don't think it's me.

Hopefully these places that read these forums take the criticism and improve their business model. Would be nice to at least get Jessica or Angela level service in between trips to O-town for the real fantasy.

Agreed 💯.

I completely agree and need both good and bad to make our decision.

[Zemmy89]

I'm retired and I visit 2 to 3 AMPs when I go out. I don't write about the bad experiences, only the fun ones so others can go and enjoy. Some of you are here to be negative but that's your prerogative. Our AMP scene is no orlando but if it turns into a bashing, the AMPs will slowly dissappear. I've only seen a few recommendations in the past few posts. Share your good AMPs adventures for the rest of us instead of doubt. YMMV is key in this hobby. Everyone gets treated differently especially how you look and carry yourself. If you look like a low tipper, trust me you won't get the VIP experience. I've said this before, be showered, smell good and try all girls. Sometimes you may come across a gem that does that special kink that you enjoy or can vacuum a baseball through a straw. They are all different, don't live vicariously through your friends recommendations, try for yourself, be your own king.

Not to be argumentative. But we need the bad reviews just as much as the good ones. Maybe even more so. I want to know where to go and where to avoid. It wouldn't be so big of a deal if it wasn't a consistent picture painted of a juicy porterhouse. Only to go and find cubed steak instead.

If soul does it for you, cool! Personally I am always respectful, clean, lay tip out in view, and non confrontational even if the service is not what I want. And I've seen dudes come in there that look like they just got out of the trenches of WW1 and / or look old enough to have been in them. So I don't think it's me.

Hopefully these places that read these forums take the criticism and improve their business model. Would be nice to at least get Jessica or Angela level service in between trips to O-town for the real fantasy.

[JhandySpecial]

I'm retired and I visit 2 to 3 AMPs when I go out. I don't write about the bad experiences, only the fun ones so others can go and enjoy. Some of you are here to be negative but that's your prerogative. Our AMP scene is no orlando but if it turns into a bashing, the AMPs will slowly dissappear. I've only seen a few recommendations in the past few posts. Share your good AMPs adventures for the rest of us instead of doubt. YMMV is key in this hobby. Everyone gets treated differently especially how you look and carry yourself. If you look like a low tipper, trust me you won't get the VIP experience. I've said this before, be showered, smell good and try all girls. Sometimes you may come across a gem that does that special kink that you enjoy or can vacuum a baseball through a straw. They are all different, don't live vicariously through your friends recommendations, try for yourself, be your own king.

[PubEx]

Every time I have been to soul it's been mediocre at best. When it first opened there was a girl there that gave Jessica level service but was gone by the following week and has yet to return. I believe she was known as Wendy from spa27.

Every time I have gone trusting someone's experience from here I have been disappointed. So either the experiences have been embellished. Or yalls bars are set low.

And last few times I have gone the price for FS everything covered has been a solid 2. 0. Insane! If I'm paying that, I better get Orlando quality. And no one here is nor is doing that.

Couldn't agree more. After Wendy left it slowly went downhill. She went by other names (no surprise) too. But not even close to Jessica level service. Jessica would stand out even in Orlando. H and and was good but not sure now. No one answers their phone.

For FS still venturing to Orlando.

[Zemmy89]

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, or some bs right?

No offense to jhandy, but I no longer trust his reviews. All his soulspa reviews rave about girls, but my experiences and other do not share the same unfortunately.

But hey, at least he has a good time and finds them attractive.

If he thinks they're young and the rest of us think they're old, I bet J is olddddd.

Every time I have been to soul it's been mediocre at best. When it first opened there was a girl there that gave Jessica level service but was gone by the following week and has yet to return. I believe she was known as Wendy from spa27.

Every time I have gone trusting someone's experience from here I have been disappointed. So either the experiences have been embellished. Or yalls bars are set low.

And last few times I have gone the price for FS everything covered has been a solid 2. 0. Insane! If I'm paying that, I better get Orlando quality. And no one here is nor is doing that.

[Unc93]

I remember reading the reviews for SoulSpa and every last one these dudes was hyping up SoulSpa like it was the greatest thing on earth. Went there immediately disappointed.

They all unattractive not even conventionally attractive just meh. The all lie about their age. Take me back to Japan at this point the USA AMP are straight dog shit.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, or some bs right?

No offense to jhandy, but I no longer trust his reviews. All his soulspa reviews rave about girls, but my experiences and other do not share the same unfortunately.

But hey, at least he has a good time and finds them attractive.

If he thinks they're young and the rest of us think they're old, I bet J is olddddd.

[MGrinTraining]

Anyone been by lately? Any idea who's working currently PM me if you prefer.

Also interested. Will be passing through and staying on beach nearby. Any info on lineup? Menu? $ damage? DM is fine. TIA.

[HisPoemss]

As in you can not be serious. Not young, not pretty, unfriendly, unmotivated huge disappointment. The other one was just not doing it for me either.

I remember reading the reviews for SoulSpa and every last one these dudes was hyping up SoulSpa like it was the greatest thing on earth. Went there immediately disappointed.

They all unattractive not even conventionally attractive just meh. The all lie about their age. Take me back to Japan at this point the USA AMP are straight dog shit.

[KidTorrid]

Had not be able to get out much lately because of work but had a great massage and flip with Ashlee. She is very young and beautiful and gives a great deep tissue, possibly the deepest. Enjoy.

As in you can not be serious. Not young, not pretty, unfriendly, unmotivated huge disappointment. The other one was just not doing it for me either.

[TurtleMan8]

I don't post often but thought I would share a recent experience. Went by Soul based on review by handyman, well I called ahead and wanted to get Ashley but she was busy and got Lola or something similar. Nice lady, older and body was ok. Nice legs, had hair in pony tails, not attractive but thought I would go ahead and give it a try. The massage was actually very nice. On the flip the usual negotiation, wanted more but settled on 140 for FS. Everything was good but wanted to let you guys know, this lady had the tightest kitty I have found. If the condom hadn't been on tight that kitty grip would have pulled it off. Anyway, thought I would share. Not sure if I am going to try the other lady based on recent comments.

[HelloKittyKat]

Had not be able to get out much lately because of work but had a great massage and flip with Ashlee. She is very young and beautiful and gives a great deep tissue, possibly the deepest. Enjoy.

Beautiful is a big stretch. Best friend told me that she's around 40 yo, thin, not a great complexion / face, thin but not skinny, B's, handful ass, wants fill $$ tip even if just hh, & decent massage, would be low end of Orlando but yeah decent for Jax, level below Jessica, Mia and similar in recent years.