Massage Parlor Reports

**IanD5** · 05-20-26 15:54

Both my SBs are acting up so I decided to stop by this place after a long time, probably after 2 years. Haven't seen any reviews of this place lately, so I wasn't sure what to expect. The older lady took me in then asked for how long, prices upfront says 30 minutes & 60 minutes but I started with 45 minutes to test the water. But she said either 30 or 60 minutes. I started to think she might be the one doing the massage!

I opted for 60 minutes and asked if there were any other girls, she seemed to not quite understand but mumbled and left. In comes another girl, late 30's probably. The voice and face makes me think she could be a trans, but with big boobs.

She says 30 minutes okay baby? I go okay! She brings the change back and starts a surprisingly good massage, even brings a hot towel towards the end of it. Typical small talk about when was I there last time and why didn't I visit more often etc. Says her name is Koko and she's Korean.

Towards the end of the massage she starts teasing a little, asks if I liked it then on the flip, asked what I wanted. I said FS and she goes 1. 6, after the exchange she proceeded with vigorous BJ which wasn't enjoyable at all. After a while she rides me until I am done.

I did get a scolding for asking to go bare. But on the plus side, I didn't even realize when the cover went on!

Showered and took off.

**HappyXxx** · 05-20-26 15:35

Originally Posted by Solman816 [View Original Post]

It's normal for me. I think it's odd when you guys tell me you're done after 1 or 2.

It's not normal man for that many times. LOL, like I said before you're a beast! I've done two times with many girls, but only two girls have been able to make me go three or more times and that's Mina and Kelly. Kelly specifically because when we spend a weekend together or even single nights and days that girl is like a wild animal in heat!! And can go and go and go. In the car, in the parking garage, out by the the ocean, in the room over and over, middle of the night wake up call, in the morning before she hops in the shower, and even some road head as we're driving sometimes. LOL. But in a store four times in one session is pretty impressive. And I'm sure you filled the tank every time. Haha.

Yumicould always go to the distance on those two hour sessions but she's an experienced pro.

**Solman816** · 05-20-26 14:49

Originally Posted by PubEx [View Original Post]

4th Pop?? You are a physiological anomaly. Xgene?

It's normal for me. I think it's odd when you guys tell me you're done after 1 or 2.

**HappyXxx** · 05-20-26 14:45

Originally Posted by PubEx [View Original Post]

Most importantly, who in town right now is in that category I'm guessing some of you do not agree that Mina at orchid is in the body category?

We could all go on and on about this subject for days.

**HappyXxx** · 05-20-26 14:37

Originally Posted by PubEx [View Original Post]

Hey, all I wanted to come up with a new scale system because some of us are not seeing the same things eye to eye in the reviews. I know some of you guys are just trying to be nice, However there are those of us that make quite a trek to get into Orlando. Sometimes after chatting with some of you, I'm expecting better looks and body than actually is seen on arrival.. So I'm going to start by establishing a body benchmark. Not sure who would disagree. with me on this, but Kelly I believe gets the nod for the best body serving the area hands-down all natural fit coupled with a beauty. She's good looking very well groomed, just a stunning person top to bottom so she would be the pinnacle. I will call her in this scale at 10.
Next, I've only seen her twice, but I would suggest that Mina is next in terms of body. Some of you don't like height she's a bit taller. Call her at 10 -.5
This scale reflects only all natural bodies.

I agree 100% there should be some type of grading scale however that will always be a tough challenge because some people write reviews just to be nice and others write reviews to help stores out when they're slow and some just flat out think certain girls are the hottest things out there when in reality one of us would walk in And do a double take, and walk right back out the door if we saw that same girl. I've done it recently a few times. If I don't like what I see I bounce. I've seen reviews from some well-known guys on here and when I show up and see the same girl that just got a glowing review I'm like WTF, do I just hit it because I'm here or do I walk.

As far as Kelly goes I am obviously going to agree that she is the absolute perfect girl in my opinion as far as looks, body, and service. Not too many girls check all those boxes like her, She's a super sweet girl and incredibly passionate if she's feeling you and she's just pleasant to be around. That body is insane!! And naturally beautiful. My favorite hands down but I'm sure that's no surprise to anyone. LOL. She's continuously talked about even when she's not in the area for months at a time.

I also agree with CopCoda and the girls that he mentioned because they are my type as well. Often times if I see him write a review for someone and it's positive I know that I will also like the same provider. It's been proven many times.

There are also girls that have been mentioned on here that their bodies are a little thicker or maybe the looks are not a 10 out of 10, but the service out weighs that by a mile. Those slightly thicker girls are also blast to have fun with especially if you'd like to dick these girls down because they take it like a champ and have good energy.

I also agree with you on Joey that she may not look exactly like your favorite girls. But Damn, that's a perfect example of the service outweighs the looks but she's also a nice looking girl in my opinion. She is a little ball of sexual energy and the last time I was with that girl she stood in front of the mirror And just laughed because she was sweating like crazy after we were done and she enjoyed every minute of it.

Obviously, there's many many more scenarios and many different girls to compare and everyone's going to see these girls differently in their own eyes, and some of us will connect with these girls differently than others, which obviously makes them more beautiful or perfect in that one person's eyes than others. I will personally do my best when reviewing someone to compare them to someone or let you guys know if the looks are not a 10 out of 10, but the service is a 12 out of 10 or the other way around because I know it's not fun to make a long drive be disappointed.

Tokyo and orchid have the hottest girls consistently, and the other places are a great Second options and we even have a Japanese agency right here in town so we are all pretty lucky.

**DrP60** · 05-20-26 14:29

Originally Posted by DrP60 [View Original Post]

I agree with Shooter on Tiffany and we also have a blog on the Level 1 reviews so this might be start for you as well..

Was talking with her and she is not at the spa until next Wednesday. Mí would stay away until then so not to waste your time or money.

DrP.

**PubEx** · 05-20-26 14:28

Originally Posted by MartinHero69 [View Original Post]

Once you have a baseline, everything else gets easier. A 10 means nothing until you define one.

Completely agree with PubEx.

This is something I've been saying for a while now.

Once you have a baseline, everything becomes easier.

Right now, many of us are using different internal scales, which means we're often comparing apples to oranges instead of apples to apples.

For looks alone, Kelly is a 10 and a very reasonable benchmark. If someone is rated an 8/10, that should mean she is clearly attractive, but still a noticeable step below Kelly in terms of overall appearance.

I'm not afraid to admit when I was too generous with a previous score. One provider I once rated as an 8/10 is probably closer to a 7/10 or lower when judged strictly on looks.

That said, service is a separate category entirely.

If we're talking about service, performance and consistency, in my opinion Abby is the benchmark for a 10. (Assuming the shop is not busy and things are not rushed). Kelly's service is also pretty high up there.

For looks, I also want to give a special shoutout to Rachel from Tokyo. Without makeup, I'd put her around an 8.5. When she's fully dolled up with lashes and makeup, she can easily reach a 10+ in my personal book and give Kelly a run for her money as the beauty queen of O-town. Happy to hear others thoughts on this. (CopKoda, AznWenis, Gringo feel free to chime in too.)

The main point is that once the board agrees on a few true benchmarks, every other score becomes much easier to interpret.

Most importantly, who in town right now is in that category I'm guessing some of you do not agree that Mina at orchid is in the body category?

**RowdyReptile** · 05-20-26 14:25

Originally Posted by HappyXxx [View Original Post]

Sounds like you had a fun time on your birthday man great review and that might've been me that you saw leaving 15 minutes after you got there so nice to meet you. LOL. Girls said it was your birthday.

Wow!

I didn't realized you were bald and so fat Happy!

**PubEx** · 05-20-26 14:24

Originally Posted by Solman816 [View Original Post]

She is still very delicate. I booked 2 hours and she was probably ready to tap out after the 2nd pop around the first hour. By the 4th pop at the end she was actually in pain near the end of hour 2. I would have given her a break if she just asked LOL.

4th Pop?? You are a physiological anomaly. Xgene?

**Solman816** · 05-20-26 14:05

She is still very delicate. I booked 2 hours and she was probably ready to tap out after the 2nd pop around the first hour. By the 4th pop at the end she was actually in pain near the end of hour 2. I would have given her a break if she just asked LOL.

**CopKoda** · 05-20-26 13:46

I love the idea of having a scale that everyone can relate to however beauty is so subjective. The best way would be to use a popular providers looks and body and go off of that. For me, I think Amber is a 10/10. Fit spinner; young, slender, toned, no pooch in the belly, nice white teeth, MM b cup, decent ass, and clean skin. Rachel is also very naturally pretty and slender however doesn't have the same fit body of Amber. Then my ATF Kiki, the all natural petite, short young spinner look. For Meiji; I loved Rinka and Mimi. Both super skinny, with amazing MM tits. Any future providers that are close to these ladies will be a win in my book.

**LilHead** · 05-20-26 13:46

Looks like 4-5 plainclothes hanging outside of lavender just now. Stay safe out there.

**MartinHero69-shill** · 05-20-26 13:14

Once you have a baseline, everything else gets easier. A 10 means nothing until you define one.

Originally Posted by PubEx [View Original Post]

Some of us are not seeing the same things eye to eye in the reviews.
Kelly would be the pinnacle. I will call her a 10.
A girl could have a great body, but be terrible at service.

Completely agree with PubEx.

This is something I've been saying for a while now.

Originally Posted by MartinHero69 [View Original Post]

Bella. Abby. Kelly.
Some of the finest in Orlando.
But understand this part.
Those three aren't just a lineup.
That's the benchmark.
The point where you stop debating because everything else quietly falls short.

Once you have a baseline, everything becomes easier.

Right now, many of us are using different internal scales, which means we're often comparing apples to oranges instead of apples to apples.

For looks alone, Kelly is a 10 and a very reasonable benchmark. If someone is rated an 8/10, that should mean she is clearly attractive, but still a noticeable step below Kelly in terms of overall appearance.

I'm not afraid to admit when I was too generous with a previous score. One provider I once rated as an 8/10 is probably closer to a 7/10 or lower when judged strictly on looks.

That said, service is a separate category entirely.

If we're talking about service, performance and consistency, in my opinion Abby is the benchmark for a 10. (Assuming the shop is not busy and things are not rushed). Kelly's service is also pretty high up there.

For looks, I also want to give a special shoutout to Rachel from Tokyo. Without makeup, I'd put her around an 8.5. When she's fully dolled up with lashes and makeup, she can easily reach a 10+ in my personal book and give Kelly a run for her money as the beauty queen of O-town. Happy to hear others thoughts on this. (CopKoda, AznWenis, Gringo feel free to chime in too.)

The main point is that once the board agrees on a few true benchmarks, every other score becomes much easier to interpret.

**Solman816** · 05-20-26 12:59

Originally Posted by SGreg1234 [View Original Post]

I Saw Rosa as well. Accurately depicted by the previous poster. I also feel like she was very inexperienced and you have to tell her what you need her to do. The English barrier is one thing, but she is very hesitant sexually. Great body and willingness to accept direction made up for the inexperience. I would repeat.

Just finished with her about 25 minutes ago. I would have enjoyed myself more if I wasn't driving from Jax and booked a shorter visit. I tend to book longer visits to make the drive worth it, but this is one where an hour or less would have suffice. She told me she has only been doing this for 6 months, and it shows. Hopefully, she get better with time. The visit wasn't a complete waste but the drive makes it less awesome. I might mongering less for awhile until something worthwhile come through.

**SGreg1234** · 05-20-26 11:31

I Saw Rosa as well. Accurately depicted by the previous poster. I also feel like she was very inexperienced and you have to tell her what you need her to do. The English barrier is one thing, but she is very hesitant sexually. Great body and willingness to accept direction made up for the inexperience. I would repeat.