Massage Parlor Reports

[Shogun Hua]

Hey everyone, I've been away from the game for a few years and just getting back into it. Looking around the northern region right now.

​What are the solid options or boards out there other than "best" and "Shanghai"? Appreciate any leads or recs via DM if anyone is willing to share. Thanks!

If no one is reporting about them, it's hardly likely they would have enough clientele to bring in quality girls. Another source is to check Rubmaps, look at the most recent reports. If you see 3 or more reports on the same girl in one month, there is probably something good going on.

[KrDoggy]

Reya there now is exceptional. Seattle board has tons of info on Q Massage in Shoreline, two superstars there now.

Hey everyone, I've been away from the game for a few years and just getting back into it. Looking around the northern region right now.

​What are the solid options or boards out there other than "best" and "Shanghai"? Appreciate any leads or recs via DM if anyone is willing to share. Thanks!

[Alonzo919]

Hey everyone, I've been away from the game for a few years and just getting back into it. Looking around the northern region right now.

​What are the solid options or boards out there other than "best" and "Shanghai"? Appreciate any leads or recs via DM if anyone is willing to share. Thanks!

[Lotus89]

Stopped by to see who was working and I was introduced to the lovely CoCo when I arrived. She's probably around 5'4, probably 105 lbs. She got some lovely 36 C breasts, and clean-shaven kitty. The GFE started as soon as we got in the room. Lots of passionate DFK. I asked for a shower, which they have. After we returned to the room, she started with an amazing BBBJ with lots of tongue action.

She did allow me plenty of time to pleasure her with some DATY. Her moans were great motivation.

The main event started with her sliding me bare inside for ACG. She was nice and tight. And we rode me very good. When we finally got to Standing MISH, I pounded that bald kitty with everything I had. When I was ready to blow, I was starting to pull out. I guess she could tell that I ready to explode because she told me "inside ok". I was surprised, but I plunged back inside and unloaded several days worth of swimmers deep inside her.

During the clean up she mentioned how much I had deposited. A little more DFK and I was out the door.

[Akibakenji]

Both girls are attractive SILF (spinner-I-Like-to-F) with similar physique: cute younger face, long black hair, mm C's and flat tummy (one small tattoo), with Monika slightly taller but shyer.

Let me help you decide:

If you want to experience THE BBBJBLSDTCIM -- Selina.

If you want to experience secret (YMMV) menu -- Monika.

If you want to experience money don't matter -- Selina + Monika.

Thanks! I was able to catch a glimpse of Monika today when I went to Best. In my opinion, I find Monika the most attractive out of the current Best lineup (my ranking in terms of looks: Monika, Selina, and Momo). Will definitely have to go back and try Monika!

This week, I tried Hanna at Shanghai, and Selina at Best. I was satisfied with both sessions, but Hanna has to take the cake!

Going to avoid writing a full review, as mine keep getting taken down for some reason:

Hanna:

Super bubbly, treats you like an absolute king, and is indeed a TOTAL freak like everyone has said. Incredibly busty, amazing TUMA as well as BBBJ, sucks your fingers and toes, and boy does she like to squirt on you.

Selina:

A decent massage followed by 20 minutes of BBBJ bliss (despite using a little too much teeth at times). I couldn't hold it and popped during the BBBJ. Our session went 40 minutes, and she was already eager to kick me out and move onto the next monger. Several people have said that she's the most attractive out of the current 3 at Best. Personally not my type. Don't think I'd repeat tbh.

[GeniusCasanova]

I was in the area for work the other day, and decided to ask MMS if Monica was available as I heard some good things here. I made the appointment and arrived a few minutes early, so I got placed in the room to wait a bit while she finished her meal. I was worried I would get someone who is full am uncomfortable but that wasn't the case. I asked about her meal and if she's feeling alright to which she responded affirmatively. My rudimentary mandarin has been helping out nicely recently. She's got a cute look. 7 face, 7 body. She's a spinner with some decent MM boobies. She had dropped her dress and gave me a light touch massage, body to body early into the massage. She did go for the TUMA and reach around which is a favorite of mine, as well as ample BLS. The boys were spoiled that day. I asked her to lay down so I could give her some attention, and I got my fill of DATY and DATO until I asked for 69, which she gladly conplied. She's got a beautiful snatch, and I delighted in my meal.

Letting her know I was ready, I grabbed one of my Japanese covers (you would do well to grab some for yourself) and slid on, lazy CG. She did a nice slow ride, seeming to just enjoy the depth and laying down and gyrating nice and slow and deep. I helped guide with my hands on her ass. Eventually, we picked up the tempo with me thrusting from below and her softly moaning into my ear. I got up and put her in position for standard mish. She did that thing I don't like where she kind of angles her hips so I couldn't get in super deep but it wasn't as bad as some girls. I got tired of that quickly. Though, and switched to standing mish off the side of the table where I really got to pounding. She took that well, medium level of responsiveness. I'd still describe her as lower energy, though. I got her into standing K9 where I was able to take full control, deep and fast. I wasn't seeing an O from her coming. So I decided to get on the table for traditional K9, dropping her into prone bone where I finished deep in the bag. Afterwards, we chatted for a bit, and I gave her a massage which she appreciated. She said we should go one more hour and she would give me a discount but I didn't have the funds with me nor did I want to have another go at low energy, so we said our goodbyes before I asked to meet the other ladies.

If I were to give my rating, Selina is the prettiest of the 3, and I would definitely come back to try her. She's probably an 8 in the face and 8 in body. More my type, physically. Momo was about the same face rating as Monica, and also more spinner.

Overall, okay session but I probably wouldn't go out of my way to come back, as I am closer to the south end shops. If you're in the area and looking for a young Asian spinner, stop by and give one of them a try. Can't really go wrong, looks wise. But the low energy full service is not my cup of tea.

[Ampking69]

I've been hearing so much about Selina. Between Selina and Monika, which one would you guys say is more attractive? I asked MMS to send me pictures, but you know you can't really trust those. Monika looks more attractive in the picture.

Both girls are attractive SILF (spinner-I-Like-to-F) with similar physique: cute younger face, long black hair, mm C's and flat tummy (one small tattoo), with Monika slightly taller but shyer.

Let me help you decide:

If you want to experience THE BBBJBLSDTCIM -- Selina.

If you want to experience secret (YMMV) menu -- Monika.

If you want to experience money don't matter -- Selina + Monika.

[Beerman1982]

There was no chemistry. Only scratched the alphabet. MM B's (scars under) and a tattoo on the tummy (reverse stamp? Back 9 was available but did not partake. Won't repeat.

[Trappin1719]

Seems as tho it may be a momentary rough patch or maybe the honeymoon is over?. Looks like things went from pretty reliable solid service with many attractive options to a 50/50 toss up whether you have an appt or not. I've had pretty decent luck at both by picking my spots and not going very often but I've definitely noticed a slight change in quality etc. I guess it's to be expected. Hopefully this will pass.

My strategy not overdoing it, taking a break and simply getting your fresh back. These AMPs can be a bit monotonous with rushed visits, robotic activities and often the same girls with recycled new names. How many times have we booked a massage with someone we thought was new but when we get there we be like "Damn, I saw her before at (Fill in the blank). In all fairness to Shanghai and Best we need more options up north or maybe there are hidden gems that the smartest of our kind are keeping all to themselves. If so, I don't blame you. But. Psssst. Shoot me a DM and I'll swear not to share LOL. Otherwise. Time to take a break LOL.

[FlyingGolfball]

Asshats like that will ruin a good thing for all of us if they don't get their way. Sad seeing an adult have a tantrum. Luckily that didn't happen when I was there and I got to experience Hannah. She's here until the end of the month. Try again. Me and my penis actually got sad when she said she's leaving at the end of the month and probably won't return until next year.

I was at Blue J today and both Sarah and sugar was busy. A monger walked in, Sugar nicely asked him to wait in the waiting room, and he was being impatient and started groping Sugar. She asked him to leave and kicked him out. I feel bad for these girls. If you can't behave and wait, get the f out dude.

[Akibakenji]

Stopped by Best today to see their current lineup. Momo came out to greet me. When I asked to see the others, she said they were too busy.

I've been hearing so much about Selina. Between Selina and Monika, which one would you guys say is more attractive? I asked MMS to send me pictures, but you know you can't really trust those. Monika looks more attractive in the picture.

[Thefourtwo5]

I made the mistake of going to that place last month and I can't tell others strongly enough. DON'T GO THERE.

I don't remember the name of the girl I got. But I think it might have been this same Coco. I'm in the habit of handing over $$ at the start of the session. I like to avoid haggling later and I like the girl to know what I'm there for.

Started with a short massage. The only thing she did really well the whole session was nice teasing. But at the flip I start to remove her skirt and she says, "No, more money. ".

"I gave you $$ - that's not enough?

"No, you gave me $. ".

"No, I gave you $$. " She leaves the room and pretends to check and comes back with five twenties

She gives me a HJ and I leave. A $$ HJ. Nothing I could really do if she's going to lie about it so she can rip me off.

My review is 100% accurate. I'm sorry you got ripped off.

[Anony]

Yelling and hitting walls to intimidate women who cannot call police unless it is life threatning is the definition of being an asshole. If he was actually doing that then I hope girls tell MMS who he was and gets put on the block list with his photo near the entrance. MMS takes feedback seriously if you let her know about it.

Asshats like that will ruin a good thing for all of us if they don't get their way. Sad seeing an adult have a tantrum. Luckily that didn't happen when I was there and I got to experience Hannah. She's here until the end of the month. Try again. Me and my penis actually got sad when she said she's leaving at the end of the month and probably won't return until next year.

[Manager9]

Shanghai shit show. I texted saying "I'm in the parking lot. Is Hanna available for a 1 hr appointment?" Response, "Yes. She's free. Come in. " I go in, show Coco my text making appointment and am placed behind a curtain and told 5 minutes. Ok, no problem. While I'm back there it gets busy and at least a couple ask for Hanna but accept other girls or leave. Hanna comes to get me and we head to room and I ask for a shower. While she gets the shower ready and I'm undressing, I hear a guy getting loud about wanting to see Hanna. Hanna comes to get me and we go to the shower. She gets me rinsed and a girl pops in and they are talking back and forth in their language. Hanna suddenly shuts off the shower, puts a towel around me and takes me back to the room while I'm asking about soap and more shower with zero response. Dude is still in his room yelling and hitting walls. Once in the room, Hanna grabs her stuff and leaves. Coco comes in and offers a session with her. I can't see Hanna because the other guy called for an appointment and I didn't. I show Coco my phone again reminding her that I texted for my appointment. I'm told too bad because I'm nice and the other guy is an asshole. She and another girl tried really hard to keep me there. I asked for my money while they are hugging and kissing me and begging me to stay. I said I'll just come back later. I lied. I just wanted out of there. I get they were in a tough spot. You don't want to reward the asshole but you also don't want to bring in cops. I do blame them for double booking us and creating the situation. To the belligerent asshole if you're in here, fuck you. You're a piece of shit.

Decided to go see Monica at Best. Very cute with a ridiculous slim body with the perkiest tits. But, the session was only ok. A lame massage and a half effort full service session. After the deed, she offers more massage because we have 20-30 minutes left. It took a bit of convincing because I wasn't thrilled with the session. But sure, why not. She literally spent less than two minutes rubbing my shoulders before "Thank you baby. Come see me again. ".

Between providers on the other board lowering service while raising prices and being flakes and too many less than inspiring performances at the top parlors, I may take a lengthy break. Tired of this trash service. I can't believe I was pulled out from the fucking shower!

Yelling and hitting walls to intimidate women who cannot call police unless it is life threatning is the definition of being an asshole. If he was actually doing that then I hope girls tell MMS who he was and gets put on the block list with his photo near the entrance. MMS takes feedback seriously if you let her know about it.

[Dragon01]

I heard she might be rotating to Everett. I tried Hanna and I agree she is beautiful but she is nothing comparing to Sarah. I completely became overwhelmed trying someone else from another location but when I saw Sarah my mouth dropped literally that she said what happened and said nothing because I wanted to play it cool, seem like she also like me because she let me go at it a second time. Well let me explained the dirty details, she undressed me, took the payment and she came back to the room to apply some BBBJ which she kept poking my peehole with her tongue, at first I didn't like but then she got me into it hahaha. I then got her in all fours for some doggy and released within 5 minutes, she said is ok then ask me if I wanted to rest before a second try, she was super sweet and ask if I was ready after some snuggles, we did missionary and then some reverse cowgirl to look at that ass as I grab her waist and get in control, I was about to cum when I pulled out and then she started to suck me off and sucked every single once of cum from me. She swallowed a second load which was bigger than the first one, I think is because as I was about to burst she sucked the soul out of me. Literally. Ask for Sarah and you will find out what I mean by sucking the soul out of you.