Massage Parlor Reports

[AvgUSA]

Texted MSN for a an appointment in late afternoon and was told May was not available, so I made an appt for the following morning thinking I would get better service than going late at night. I requested the room with the couch, I find it more comfortable and easier to maneuver on than a massage table.

I was greeted at the top of the stairs by May and led into the room. The photos of May on the website are nothing close to an accurate representation of her face, she's def a butterface. Not shocking, but also nowhere near as cute as the pics. She had on quite a bit of makeup. Her body though, impeccable for AMP standards. Perfect curves, round bubble ass that you just want to grab handfuls of (which we all know isn't the norm for AMP girls). Natural C (maybe) cups with pretty nips that begged to be licked and a freshly shaved pussy that was waiting to be eaten.

Off to the TS, very thorough, took her time and washed everywhere. Soon I found out why, because she headed straight for the rim. I'm not a huge fan of that, so I let her have her fun for a min and then called it off by turning over. She was not shy one bit and throated every inch of me down to the base. I've never really had an AMP girl get into DT so much she was gagging, choking & drooling all over my cock. Very nice technique and felt amazing.

We headed back to the massage table and she was very adamant about the massage portion. Her massage is very good, at some points she dug in her elbows which wasnt fun and I had to correct her, but overall I wouldn't have been mad at a full hour massage (albeit, not at that price, LOL). I wanted to get on with the main event, but she was methodical in her ways. When we finally decided it was time, she turned me over on my back and hopped up onto the table between my legs. She took my entire shaft into her mouth and arched her back so that I could watch her swallow me and the jiggle of her perfect ass at the same time.

After a wonderful BBBJ she turned over and applied the cover, I dove straight for her clit and she was very sensitive, I slowed my pace and tried to be as gentle as possible but she was still squirming away, so I grabbed her hips and pulled her in shoving my cock deep inside her. She gasped and threw her hips back into me, but then backed off like she wasn't into it. It was almost like we played this song & dance for a little bit before we found a rhythm. Once I moved her onto the couch I put her legs up and grabbed her behind the knees to spread her open, we finally clicked. I kept a steady pace until she was visibly and audibly into it and she finally let loose and relaxed. Mish, RCG, CG, Doggy she was completely into it all, pulling me into her and asking me to pull her hair. I tried a hand around her throat, but she stopped me and motioned to me that she wasn't into that.

After she came, I laid back on the couch and had her go to work on throating my cock again. After about 5 minutes I stood up and had her kneel before me. She opened her mouth and had her tongue out waiting, as if she wanted it, but at the last second she tried to pull away. Not that I have immense control on direction, but I was able to course correct and out came an AVN award worthy load. Go her in the hair, face, eyes, mouth, neck & tits. She was drenched and went running for wipes. She gave me the stink eye and called me "bad" afterwards, so I don't think she liked the fact that I ruined her makeup & hair. Oh well, hazards of the job.

This my 4th trip and May ranks 2nd out of 4. As always, YMMV.

Overall: 8/10.

Looks. Face / Makeup / Etc: 5/10.

Body: 10/10.

Willingness / Attitude: 8/10.

Skills: 10/10.

[Slow Hands78]

Nobody seems to report on this place but I've had some great luck here with better than expected providers.

The big catch is they expect a higher tip for the same service if you choose and hour vs 30 min. 200 for an hr, 150 for half. And the massage is nonexistent so really, just go for the half hour and be 200 out the door.

I got Tiffany. Actually, a smoking body imo. I found here very fun and a great attitude once we got the pricing settled. Massage starts off and my hands land on her legs as she is working my back. Next thing I know she is asking me to turn over. Massage lasted maybe 3 minutes.

Then, she gets undressed but her "sister" starts talking to her through the door. Gets dressed again and leaves. Comes back and says she has to go for 10-15 min. Her sister will massage me in the meantime. This lady is dressed like a church office staff and is pudgy. Gives me some real lack luster massage skills for a bit. Finally, Tiffany comes back and game on again. Again, really great attitude and not an ounce of "hurry up baby". So at least if you have an hour in you, you can make the most of it for the upcharge. Only downside physically was her hair had that curly, crunchy kind of style. Was not nice to touch.

Oh, when negotiating, I asked if BJ was BBBJ. She said a whole bunch of stuff which I barely understood but basically took it as for some ridiculous price, like 300, we can 69 bare. No thanks. And she wouldn't budget on the 200 tip.

Overall, I'd definitely like to see her again, but would do 30 min.

[Slow Hands78]

I texted them. They replied that they will open on May 1st.

Stopped by here the other week. Texted ahead and they had Lulu and Kelly. Cannot remember which one I got. I'm going to guess Lulu. Very tiny.

Cons: parking is very out in the open on busy street. Massage was not good. Like a little cat walking on your back. No shower. Asking tip is a bit on the high side.

Pros: Got what I came for. Though there was some complaints about "size", she still provided good service and was friendly.

Overall: alright enough but not the best option around, 70+200, I was able to negotiate 180 as that's all I brought with me. Any of you guys who are much bigger than average downstairs may have a bad time getting accommodated.

[ToolMstr]

I had a wonderful experience here right from the friendliness of the text exchange. They had just changed the girls and we had a little back and forth with them working to update the pictures on the website for the next day when I was scheduling an appointment. All looked like good options, but I went with May and I'm so glad I did. She is young and very pretty. I'd say mid 20's with a great body. Got there in time, verified last 4, gave MMS the house 70 and led to the stairs. At the top was May smiling. She led me to the room and we embraced in a hug and lfk to dfk. She left to check on the TS which was in use when we came up the stairs. I placed 160 on the shelf and wrapped myself in a towel. She came back and I pointed out her tip and she smiled again and we embraced again. Off to the TS where she cleaned me very thoroughly. At one point I thought she was going to stick her finger up my butt, but she didn't, she was just cleaning it really well. On the flip she continued the cleaning and gave a brief BBBJ preview before drying me off. Back in the room the had me lay face down and gave a very good massage! I was surprised as usually all you get is some lame pushing with the hands. While she was standing at the edge of the table by my head, I took the opportunity to reached both hands up and feel her cute little butt and massage it as I worked my way closer to her warm, wet center. She climbed on top and put her weight into it. Then got off, I could hear the dress come off and she began softly sliding her bare breasts up and down my body. It was sexy AF. Then she positioned herself near the foot of the table and I felt her lips giving soft kisses and before I knew it she was TUMA. Now I know why she was cleaning so thoroughly. It felt great and the thought of this beauty plus the feeling she was giving me was fantastic. On the flip she give an amazing BBBJ and took her time and shared the love with the boys and taint. It was heaven. On with the cover and CG / ACG before changing to MISH on the table. She was warm, wet, and tight. It was amazing. Some more DFK and then (thanks to one of the reviews on here that mentioned the couch in the room) we moved over for DOGGY on the couch. Then standing MISH in the table and transitioned to traditional MISH where I lost it in the bag. All throughout, May was engaged, sweet, responsive and I fully enjoyed the fantasy / experience. Quick shower to clean up, a hug and on my way. This place has it figured out and each experience I have had there has been fantastic. Can't recommend GC / MA and May enough.

[Woody50]

There is a Main St in South Meriden. It starts across the street from Small Spa.

Too late to edit previous post. There is a newly renamed spa at 93 Main St. In South Meriden, near Small and and the airport.

[Woody50]

I texted asking about rates and they responded with the address. Pretty sure it's the wrong address as they said Main St but I'm pretty sure they are W Main St but that's pretty minor. They wouldn't give me any rates. I might try calling and fight through the language barrier.

There is a Main St in South Meriden. It starts across the street from Small Spa.

[Justtfunn]

I've tried texting and calling to see what's up but no response either way. Maybe someone else had better luck?

I texted asking about rates and they responded with the address. Pretty sure it's the wrong address as they said Main St but I'm pretty sure they are W Main St but that's pretty minor. They wouldn't give me any rates. I might try calling and fight through the language barrier.

[Jimbo72]

I've tried texting and calling to see what's up but no response either way. Maybe someone else had better luck?

Turns out it's J Spa on Main St just re-branded $70 per hr.

[Jimbo72]

Double edged sword. I've been wanting to try that place based on what they're 'advertising' on the web site, but I'm also apprehensive as h__ based on what their advertising on their website.

Could LE be that brazen?

Has anyone taken the gamble?

I've tried texting and calling to see what's up but no response either way. Maybe someone else had better luck?

[MaxThrust]

If nothing else, this place is notable for having one of the most creative websites I've ever seen for an AMP.

The most intriguing parts are the four cartoon-like positions, including "COF" which would only work if the young lady is not overweight and / or the guy has strong arms, and the "Resting" section.

I'm guessing the photos are stock photos (the photos for XiXi look familiar) and that the girls look nothing like those photos in real life.

I look forward to reading a review about this place, as my schedule is too tied up for me to drive to Meriden this week. Full service appears to be promised, but what are the prices and are extras available?

Double edged sword. I've been wanting to try that place based on what they're 'advertising' on the web site, but I'm also apprehensive as h__ based on what their advertising on their website.

Could LE be that brazen?

Has anyone taken the gamble?

[AvgUSA]

Texted late and mms didn't answer until 10:30. I asked if I could still get the full hour as I wanted to see Makiyo and she said yes.

I'm not sure if it was because it was so late, or if this is just how she is, but the service was not what I've come to expect here.

Makiyo was very beautiful, short spinner type, very toned, great natural breasts with puffy nips, but didn't welcome with open arms and got straight to business. The entire visit felt very transactional and as if she didn't want to be there.

TS was standard, some BBBJ. All of maybe 4 licks. Back to the room for a pretty bad rub down and onto the main event. When Makiyo takes her time and puts effort in she has a pretty damn good BJ skill and can deep throat nicely. But she just didn't seem all that into it for more than 2 minutes. She was not receptive to DATY, and wouldn't take a pounding. I kept trying to go deeper but she did this thing with putting her leg up on the table to keep distance, it wasn't fun at all.

I kept an eye on the clock and noticed that we had quite a bit of time left, so I stopped her half way through a BJ and got her back up on the table for doggy and she didn't seem to like that either. Again, just wasn't into it and it was a mood killer.

Not my cup of tea, and I'm sure it would be a downer to anybody else as well. If she comes back around, stay away.

Overall: 5/10.

Looks. Face / Makeup / Etc: 8/10.

Body: 8/10.

Willingness / Attitude: 2/10.

Skills: 6/10.

[MarkHenry]

This is new to me but it is on google maps street view so must have been around for a while?

I think it is new to BP which is usually a sign of a menu upgrade, anyone try?

Maybe new name should be "Him a Layin' Spa"; old joke.

https://newhaven.bedpage.com/Escorts.../13329257.html himalaya.

I texted them. They replied that they will open on May 1st.

[DubletduBlow]

So apparently they renamed NHA in Wallingford to Kang Mei Spa. Has anyone been recently? Is the menu still the same? I was reminiscing of Tiffany and was wondering how the talent is there nowadays.

Vicky will treat you well.

[Mighty Spearsman]

Strange that GC is closed for a few days and all of a sudden this place pops up on BP.

https://www.touchlady.com/index.html#CONTACTS.

If nothing else, this place is notable for having one of the most creative websites I've ever seen for an AMP.

The most intriguing parts are the four cartoon-like positions, including "COF" which would only work if the young lady is not overweight and / or the guy has strong arms, and the "Resting" section.

I'm guessing the photos are stock photos (the photos for XiXi look familiar) and that the girls look nothing like those photos in real life.

I look forward to reading a review about this place, as my schedule is too tied up for me to drive to Meriden this week. Full service appears to be promised, but what are the prices and are extras available?

[TherealBbcMonger]

Unfortunately, "calling and asking" doesn't always help. Too many of these places will simply tell you what you want to hear to get you in the door ("Yes, she available" Then the bait and switch BS rears its ugly head and I'm guessing most simply go with it.

Much like you did, I have no compunction whatsoever of walking if I've been misled.

Oh, you're absolutely right regarding the bait and switch. This is what I do: if I ask for a specific provider and I arrive and they give me a provider that I didn't ask for, I leave. I scheduled an appointment with this person, and you're now giving me this person as a substitute? Not going to fly with me, Jack, and I walk right out. I've left more places than I can count in the last 10 years. I will continue to do so, and I recommend other customers do the same. Don't allow them to lie to you to get you in the door; the service is likely going to be garbage as well. If you're paying for a specific provider, then you should be getting that provider, nobody else. The lying over the phone is a dead giveaway as to how the service is going to be.