Massage Parlor Reports

[TalosKathal]

No thank you baby, 13 is my limit on schnitzen gruben.

15 is my limit on. No baby I'm not from Havana.

[Ikkyu Sojunn]

When I saw this quote, I spit out my coffee laughing, LOL! "I've been with thousands of men, again and again, they promise me the moon. They're always coming and going, and going and coming. And always too soon!" RIP Madeline Kahn!

No thank you baby, 13 is my limit on schnitzen gruben.

[Tucsongolfer]

Went to see Emma at Arua I will post a review later I'm at work now but her is her picture the picture is a little older but she is still very sexy.

[NotCrazy]

Well gentlemen I feel like I won the lottery. I had gone to Melody early and had a great time with Kiki. I was just relaxing enjoying the rest of the day and was about to write my review of her when I get a message from the queen stating that I urgently had to go to Melody because there was a girl I had to meet. I told her I had already gone that morning but I'll get ready and head back over. The whole ride there was filled with thoughts of who it could be. Someone we previously had at Melody or a sample of future personnel? I arrive and Mary greets me at the door. Gives me a big hug and kiss and says to get comfortable once she leads me to a room. Mary rubs my dick as I'm getting undressed and says she wants to make sure I'm ready for the surprise and walks out the room. No clue or anything. Now the anticipation was killing me. That quickly dissipated when Mary comes back in the room wearing just her bra and some sexy panties. My eyes were fixed on her sexy body and asked if she was the girl I urgently had to see. She said yes and asked if I missed her because she missed me. Well I definitely did miss that gorgeous woman. Mary comes toward me and gives me some passionate kisses while I try to quickly get her out her few clothes. I could not keep my hands off her and I'm kissing and licking all over her neck and beautiful boobs. As these encounters have been more rare I figured I'm going to enjoy myself. I'm feeling every inch of her body and saving it to memory. That's when Mary whispers in my ear to please eat her pussy. Don't have to tell me twice. I lay her on the bed, rip off her panties and put her thighs on my shoulders so I can please her as she asked. Her smooth warm pussy tasted delicious. I love how she positions herself and tells you what to do so she gets her pleasure first. Mary lets you know you are doing a good job by the way she caresses your head or pushes you in just a little bit more when you are at the right spot. Her sexy moans and those words she screams when cumming are like your trophy. Wish I knew what she said. Once she got hers a couple of times she wanted to return the favor. Having your dick in this gorgeous woman's mouth is quite the experience. She makes you feel like that's the only dick she ever wanted. Takes her time and makes you feel worshipped. Always paying attention to the boys as well with either her hand or mouth. The way she looks at you while she does it is can easily make you finish prematurely. That's when you have to man up and push through this intense pleasure so you can get to the main event. Mary must have felt I was close so she slows down and tells me not to cum. Easier said than done. She works her way up to make out a bit more so the session doesn't end already. It was a nice change of pace but she makes sure the mood doesn't change as you can feel her warm and wet pussy on your thigh while she kisses you and still slowly rubs your dick to make sure it doesn't feel neglected. After a while she asked if I wanted to fuck her. Cover goes on and she gets on top working her way slowly down my dick so I feel every inch of her. I definitely recorded to memory the way she looked with her hair down and head tilted back just enjoying herself as she went up and down. Those tattoos really add something as she looks so innocent when dressed but can tell she is a bit wild once you have her naked. I could not let the Queen do all the work so I have her bend over the table for some doggystyle. I played with that pussy a bit before I put it in. The way she moaned and gripped the table while I was stroking away was becoming too much. Mary once again orders me not to cum yet so we switch to a bit of standing mish. I start pounding away again while caressing her boobs and and rubbing her clit. She was giving the sexiest moans and grabs my hand so she could suck on my finger. That was definitely what got me over the edge. I tell her I'm definitely cumming this time and she just opens her mouth and says ahhhh. Tells me to finish in her mouth so I pull out and pull cover off. Mary then positions herself so I can unload everything she built up during our session in that pretty mouth. She took it all but a few drops were running down her mouth and that was the sexiest thing I've ever seen. Mary made sure practically no cleanup was needed so we just laid and cuddled for a bit after. We chatted a bit which is always nice. She then does go get a hot towel and cleans me up. She jokingly asked if I wanted another round. Since this was my second time at Melody this day I told her I wish I could. Well she puts it in her mouth and gives it a try. Felt great but I knew we wouldn't be able to finish. I told her I hope we can have another session soon. She said we would but I'm just glad I got this opportunity. The fact that it doesn't happen often is probably what makes the time you do get with her that much better. Can't wait until I get the chance again. Yall be safe out there.

[LikeSushiWushi]

Beautiful girl. I always get to it first. She did not disappoint and took it like a champ. Very much wound up and gave it to her good. DFK the whole time standing missionary. Maybe quicker then I like but I cannot complain it was great.

My tip is skip the massage with her. One of the worst massages I have gotten at an AMP. Slopped so much oil on me and just barely rubbing some light circles here or there. So bad. Barely wiped the oil off.

[Arizona Junkie]

As Lili Von Shtupp said it: "I'm so tired, Tired of being admired. Lets face it, I'm pooped"

When I saw this quote, I spit out my coffee laughing, LOL! "I've been with thousands of men, again and again, they promise me the moon. They're always coming and going, and going and coming. And always too soon!" RIP Madeline Kahn!

[ShyNine]

Gentlmen, you are in for a treat.

The Queen is holding court.

Don't abuse the privilege.

Treat her with respect and enjoy the opportunity.

To say that I am envious is a gross understatement.

I wish that I were there to partake in the.

Pleasure of her company.

But, alas, I'll only get to read abou it.

You lucky dogs.



Shy.

[NotCrazy]

Kiki definitely always perfecting her craft. Had a chance to go see her early this morning and had another great time. We go to the room and she straddles me to make out and say how much she missed me. Kiki helps me get undressed and says she wants to give me a massage. This massage consisted of a lot of ball massaging and boobs being rubbed on my back. Just like I like it. Kiki also gave a very sexy rim job while caressing my balls and stroking my dick. It caught me by surprise as I usually don't look for that but was very pleasurable. She then asks me to flip and begins a top tier blow job. After a long while I told her we should fuck. Kiki goes for the cover and sucks it more to make sure I'm fully erect when the cover goes on. I decide to go standing mish and have her lay down. I was to stick it in when she decides to grab it and help get it in after she rubbed it around her hole a bit and tapped her clit with it a bit first. Once I finally got to start pounding that tight pussy I was in heaven. Kiki must work those kegels because I swear it felt like that pussy was grabbing onto my dick. Well with that grip and her moans it didn't take long before I filled up that cover. Kiki then gives me a thorough cleaning and some mouth wash and sends me on my way. Can't wait to see her again. Sorry hadn't posted this review but something big had come up that didn't allow me the time to write it. Yall be safe out there.

[BisbeeBro]

I apologize my brothers, the weight of dark and difficult times have dampened my spirits of late. I have been unable to motivate myself to even seek out those temporary moments that are the bright and shining experiences that keep me moving forward. As I look now I see nothing but frivolous reports of irrelevant providers and their predictable failings and I wonder, did you lose your enthusiasm for proper love as well?

As I wallowed in my dark moments, I had no drive to seek a way from my dungeon. I was happy enough to be miserable until our Lady reached out to me and coaxed me from my funk. She reminded me that the good life is still out there waiting and demanded that I start living it again.

I will be returning to the House of M this week and hopefully will have glorious tales of scandalous activities to share.

I have always said " I choose you, or you choose who" in conversation with our lady. I would ask for no other woman but her but we all know the game. Generally I prefer not to schedule appointments with any specific lady. Not everybody is everybody's cup of tea and some days just get LONG. As Lili Von Shtupp said it: "I'm so tired, Tired of being admired. Lets face it, I'm pooped". I've found going free form has better results.

But. I've never seen Judy, my time with sage and mimi was great but they were obviously "tired" (the dozen or so reviews within 24 hrs might be indicative) but KIKI, I've heard so many things about KIKI that remind me of my mistress Skylar. I miss her terribly.

I want nothing more than to spend an hour with our Lady but if I can't, I Hope to see if Kiki lives up to expectations.

What a horrible difficulty we deal with gentlemen: having to choose between 5 of the most glorious experiences we can imagine.

What can you do? Please validate my opinion of Kiki if you can, or correct me if you need to.

My time with Kiki was nothing short of amazing. Solid GFE and her BJ and rim are legendary.

[Subiespeed0420]

The website has been acting funny sorry.

[ShyNine]

I lost my shit for moment.

Turns out it was a typo and lost in translation communication.

Sorry for the drama.

Shy.

Good morning mongers.

Apparently someone or group of you has reached out to Mary claiming that I'm a decoy.

Since none of you know me personally and vice versa, I'm not sure where this is coming from.

I'm not a decoy and don't even know what that means in this circumstance.

So I'm asking any of you that have started this rumor to man the fuck up and talk to me.

You can do it publicly or dm me. You're choice but this is chickenshit stuff.

Whatever the reasoning you've succeeded in destroying what was becoming a beautiful friendship.

She won't even talk to me now.

Thanks asshole (s).

Shy.

[YeetMyMeat]

I stopped by Aura today, my cock already twitching in anticipation as soon as I walked through the door. Emma greeted me with that wicked little smile—she's a tiny spinner with perky, bouncy tits that begged to be sucked and a tight ass built for pounding. In the tableshower, things got filthy fast. She soaped up her slick body and pressed it against mine in slippery B2B heaven, grinding her shaved pussy along my throbbing shaft in long, teasing P2 P slides while her tongue invaded my mouth in sloppy, spit-drenched DFK. Her hard nipples dragged across my chest as hot water cascaded over us, her hand stroking my swollen meat until I was rock-hard and leaking.

Back in the room, my junior stood at full attention like a steel pole. We jumped straight into it—Emma slapped a cover on and impaled herself on my cock in reverse cowgirl, her tiny frame bouncing wildly, ass cheeks rippling as she slammed down balls-deep. Her tight kitty gripped me like a velvet fist, creaming all over my shaft.

Suddenly Molly cracked the door open, her eyes lighting up at the sight. "Can I join for another hundred?" she purred. "Fuck yes," I groaned. Molly stripped naked in seconds, revealing her dripping wet pink folds already swollen and glistening with sweet juice. I devoured her **** like a starving man while Emma kept riding me in CG, her moans filling the room as she ground her clit against my pelvis. Molly's juices flooded my tongue—tangy, addictive—as I sucked her throbbing clit and finger-fucked her gushing hole.

After five minutes of Emma's pussy choking my cock, Molly begged, "My turn—wreck me. " I flipped her into standing missionary, legs wrapped around my waist as I drove into her soaked depths with brutal thrusts, balls slapping her ass. Emma dropped behind me, spreading my cheeks and tongue-fucking my asshole with wet, hungry laps while stroking my balls and whispering filthy encouragement: "Pound her harder, daddy. Fill that **** up. " The mirror on the wall showed everything—me destroying Molly's **** while Emma rimmed me like a pro. I roared as the pleasure overloaded me, switching back and forth between their dripping holes, choking them lightly, slapping asses red, and making them 69 each other on my cock for a sloppy double blowjob.

It was the wildest, nastiest PSE I've ever experienced—pure depraved bliss with two eager Asian sluts competing to drain me dry. Seeing my reflection railing both girls at once sent me over the edge. I exploded in a massive load, painting their faces and tits. Left completely spent, happy, and already planning my next visit for round two.

[Subiespeed0420]

Showed up a little early for my appointment got to spend some time with Mary just sitting on the couch conversating she's such a lovely soul. Got to see Kiki for the first time and boy I've been missing out this last 2 weeks I should have came earlier LOL Kiki was a wonderful experience she's small maybe five to see cups all natural beautiful rear end the most succulent nipples and she's got personality she is very spicy in a good way! She got right to it did not hesitate one bit had me lay down on my stomach immediately started with a nice massage light pressure she's very good I would definitely come back and see her just for the massage alone to be honest with you a lot of teasing. I think she might have an ass fetish as well she likes to focus on that part let's just say it's the best rim job I have ever gotten within 10 minutes of the massage she was already massaging there and she did not just Coast through it she spent some time and you can see she actually enjoyed it. Which in return I was enjoying very much myself now came time for the main event. Wish I was ready for already I flipped over and she wasn't done with playing with me she spent another 10 minutes playing with the boys. It felt wonderful. Now I was ready!! She's loves BBBJ and kisses she's is truly amazing I will definitely be coming back to see her. She begged me to fuck her! She loves saying that for some reason. It's so cute don't be a fool go see sage and Kiki while you can Judy and Mimi are very good as well but the other two are just my cup of tea. That completes my tour of the House of M! I'm excited to see what next month brings us already.

[Tucsongolfer]

Has anybody seen Emma I would love to learn more information about her.

[Subiespeed0420]

Showed up a little early for my appointment got to spend some time with Mary just sitting on the couch conversating she's such a lovely soul. Got to see Kiki for the first time and boy I've been missing out this last 2 weeks I should have came earlier LOL Kiki was a wonderful experience she's small maybe five to see cups all natural beautiful rear end the most succulent nipples and she's got personality she is very spicy in a good way! She got right to it did not hesitate one bit had me lay down on my stomach immediately started with a nice massage light pressure she's very good I would definitely come back and see her just for the massage alone to be honest with you a lot of teasing. I think she might have an ass fetish as well she likes to focus on that part let's just say it's the best rim job I have ever gotten within 10 minutes of the massage she was already massaging there and she did not just Coast through it she spent some time and you can see she actually enjoyed it. Which in return I was enjoying very much myself now came time for the main event. Wish I was ready for already I flipped over and she wasn't done with playing with me she spent another 10 minutes playing with the boys. It felt wonderful. Now I was ready!! She's loves BBBJ and kisses she's is truly amazing I will definitely be coming back to see her. She begged me to fuck her! She loves saying that for some reason. It's so cute don't be a fool go see sage and Kiki while you can Judy and Mimi are very good as well but the other two are just my cup of tea. That completes my tour of the House of M! I'm excited to see what next month brings us already.