Massage Parlor Reports

**PubEx** · 05-14-26 17:32

Originally Posted by HappyXxx [View Original Post]

I'm going to keep both of these very short today because I don't want to cause any trouble for myself. LOL.

Stopped by orchid today for an encounter that was off the fucking charts, with a girl who does not like reviews and does not want anything written about her. I won't say her name, but it starts with an M haha. Looks like she made a special trip in just to meet with me and then bounced right after that. Incredible!! I guess I can be pretty convincing sometimes. Ivy get ready girl because after I hit up Tokyo tomorrow your next on my list Monday.

Second stop-had another incredible time at lavender with Joey. Let's just say if you read my review from her from last month and put a 10 multiplier on that this time then that would be pretty accurate as far as the service I got. She is P2P queen. Even though she's a season vet, I put her in a pretty crazy position today that she's never tried before and it was hitting all the right spots. Lost count of how many times she came and we probably would've broke that clicker today that rowdy keeps mentioning because I don't think it counts that high. LOL.

Tokyo is next on my list!

Your pace is staggering. Reflects the physiology of a 30 year old, or at least pharmaceutically enhanced 45 year old LOL.

**PubEx** · 05-14-26 17:30

Originally Posted by HappyXxx [View Original Post]

Are you receiving my messages back to you, because I see that you've sent me a couple more asking me if I'm getting your messages but I am responding to you homie.

Received one reply. Tried joy prior to message LOL. Gal can give a legit BJ LOL. All other accounts by you, 100% accurate, but the BJ skills, next level.

**HappyXxx** · 05-14-26 16:36

Are you receiving my messages back to you, because I see that you've sent me a couple more asking me if I'm getting your messages but I am responding to you homie.

**HappyXxx** · 05-14-26 16:34

I'm going to keep both of these very short today because I don't want to cause any trouble for myself. LOL.

Stopped by orchid today for an encounter that was off the fucking charts, with a girl who does not like reviews and does not want anything written about her. I won't say her name, but it starts with an M haha. Looks like she made a special trip in just to meet with me and then bounced right after that. Incredible!! I guess I can be pretty convincing sometimes. Ivy get ready girl because after I hit up Tokyo tomorrow your next on my list Monday.

Second stop-had another incredible time at lavender with Joey. Let's just say if you read my review from her from last month and put a 10 multiplier on that this time then that would be pretty accurate as far as the service I got. She is P2P queen. Even though she's a season vet, I put her in a pretty crazy position today that she's never tried before and it was hitting all the right spots. Lost count of how many times she came and we probably would've broke that clicker today that rowdy keeps mentioning because I don't think it counts that high. LOL.

Tokyo is next on my list!

**HappyXxx** · 05-14-26 16:24

Originally Posted by Dork01 [View Original Post]

Lana, the Polish (French, LOL) hot European spinner is back for another stint with Meiji, for those of you who might have missed her last time. I might have to take another trip to Eastern Europe myself.

Her pictures look good, are they pretty accurate?

**Dork01** · 05-14-26 13:59

Lana, the Polish (French, LOL) hot European spinner is back for another stint with Meiji, for those of you who might have missed her last time. I might have to take another trip to Eastern Europe myself.

**BooCo** · 05-14-26 13:48

Stopping by 5 stars this morning. Lola greeted me at the door and let me in, handed her the hr donation and asked for my ATF Tiffany. Wait a little bit then Tiffany walked in and told to wait since she busy. I wait for about 15' more then Lola told I may have to wait for little longer. So I settled for Lola instead of. Lola is smaller but still have all the fullness, very nice and soft natural boobs, in the shower everything as expected, nuru glide, tuma and she can deep throat. Back to the room, all the positions were covered, love to play with those natural soft boobs. Finished in the bags get clean up, and she return the different of full hr fee for the half hr, since there some other monger was waiting. Will be back next time when have time, recommend.

**CptCrunchkms** · 05-14-26 12:42

Will second all the good comments about Monica. She is a jewel. 80 for the house 180 for everything else. Will repeat

Originally Posted by Satyr666 [View Original Post]

A friend recommended Monica to me, describing her as very beautiful and possessing a sexy figure! As soon as I walked in, definitely lived up to the hype. Physically, she's exactly my speed: short, fit, but with plenty of curves in all the right places. She's got a really pretty, soft face, too. She asked if we'd met before, and honestly, she looked familiar, but I just rolled with it like it was the first time.

The vibe was top-tier GFE right out of the gate. After we squared away the paperwork, we got right into some solid kissing and a warm hug. She started things off with a light body rub, and man, she's got a great touch. Very high-level intimacyshe was constantly checking in to make sure I was good with everything.

We traded off some massages, and I've got to say, she's got a killer body. I'm a fan of that "short with a little meat on the bones" look, and she nailed it. The chemistry was on point the whole way through; she's very responsive and kept the energy up without any interruptions.

We cycled through a bunch of positionsstanding, standard mish, and some k9. She looks great from the back, but honestly, every angle was a winner. We ended up in a scissored-style position on the table that let me get deep, and it was a perfect finish..

**AznWenis** · 05-14-26 09:58

Stopped by M&why to see ivy again. Her head game has improved since previous visits. Her training is almost complete. She is the most GFE right now for me or she's good at playing the act. Stayed way over time and also she was determined to get a second pop out of me. Rarely ever get 2 in during a session but she succeeded. Not rushed at all till mamasan summer said we were running overtime. Highly recommend.

**Cantunia** · 05-14-26 09:50

It is incredible to know all there is available. All the AMP in the area have some unique features and top quality service (most of the time). I have read here before about some Spanish agencies that would provide similar services, could anyone point me in the right direction? PM if you have some info.

Much love.

**Cantunia** · 05-14-26 09:45

Not much to say other than I had an amazing time. She has an amazing personality and her singing voice is very soothing. She does take care of you and nothing is rush like other places, maybe I got lucky with timing. 10/10 experience.

**Lebowski69** · 05-14-26 08:40

Originally Posted by VincentAnton [View Original Post]

In the town for a quick rendezvous and made sure to stop by 5*, made sure I got Tiffany and she remembered me. Great and fun time from start to finish.

My nails were a little long and she was not a fan. So I got the small massage into her noticing my nails, rushing out to grab some clippers, singing and cutting my nails.

Yes Tiffany has trimmed and groomed me a few times after our sessions or second showers in the past. The weirdest but surprisingly good thing was when she cleaned my ears out with q tips. It was a huge trust fall but she got deep in there and cleaned out my ears potatoes that I had neglected. She is absolutely committed to taking care of you start to finish. Her singing to me in the shower or massage is so unique she has an amazing voice when my cock isn't in her mouth. She is on the ATF list for sure. Jasmine trains her girls to treat us like kings she is an excellent mentor and if your lucky she is there and the other two girls are busy she will show you who the real AMP GOAT is believe me Jasmine is my ATF GOAT throat AMP queen.

The dude abides.

**HappyXxx** · 05-13-26 23:23

Originally Posted by MartinHero69 [View Original Post]

Welcome back, champ.

I was getting a little concerned. Two full days without a field report had us wondering if Tampa finally put you on a season-ending injury.

Looks like the answer is no!

Meanwhile, The Gringo was over here posting MVP numbers and briefly took possession of the stamina belt and gold medal. But with this latest Ivy performance, it appears the reigning champion has officially returned from his road trip.

The spa gym is open, the scoreboard is updating in real time, and the season is far from over. 😄

Referee Rowdy and I are sitting on the sidelines with our beer, popcorn, and fake-o clickers eagerly awaiting your performance with Mina. We'll help you update your scorecard live. 😉

Why'all are crazy!! 2 days and you guys are concerned. LOL. But anyway the last 2 days are on the Tampa board. I was going to post them here as well since those girls will be coming here, but I didn't want to bore everybody with shit that didn't happen in this area.

Well damn if you guys sitting on the side lines having a beer I might have to join you after I hammer out Mina and Joey. No fake clickers are needed with these two. Mina and I have a past and I know all of her secret spots and I can send that girl into overload very easy and as far as Joey, anyone that knows what they're doing knows that if you hit her right spots, she will literally orgasm and shake and twitch from her orgasms the entire time you're fucking her from start to finish and the foreplay with her is insane. But I can't wait to see the look on Ivy's face when I come out of the room after fucking Mina!! Especially since she told me I'm not allowed to fuck other girls and she is the new owner of my dick. I usually turn down the AC as soon as I walk in the place to give it time to cool down. Haha.

**MartinHero69** · 05-13-26 20:10

Originally Posted by HappyXxx [View Original Post]

All right guys I just got back from a 2 day fuckathon over in Tampa and found a couple hot ones that will be coming here next week. I have appointments scheduled with Mina first and then Joey so i will fire off those after I see them. Mina doesn't like a whole lot of attention so I'll keep that one short and to the point. LOL. No promises on that though!

Welcome back, champ. 👑

I was getting a little concerned. Two full days without a field report had us wondering if Tampa finally put you on a season-ending injury.

Looks like the answer is no!

Meanwhile, The Gringo was over here posting MVP numbers and briefly took possession of the stamina belt and gold medal. But with this latest Ivy performance, it appears the reigning champion has officially returned from his road trip.

The spa gym is open, the scoreboard is updating in real time, and the season is far from over. 😄

Referee Rowdy and I are sitting on the sidelines with our beer, popcorn, and fake-o clickers eagerly awaiting your performance with Mina. We'll help you update your scorecard live. 😉

Originally Posted by RowdyReptile [View Original Post]

How many times did you make them cum?

https://www.amazon.com/s?k=clicker

**HappyXxx** · 05-13-26 17:06

Seems like I'm getting a lot PMs from Orlando and Tampa on my latest review down there and with those two particular providers and since they are not high volume and more private than the stores we all go to I will probably only respond to senior members with the information since we don't know who is who as far as regular members.