Massage Parlor Reports

**Sparty On 1234** · 06-02-26 14:36

I too have stopped by twice in the last two weeks during typical business hours and the place is locked and the "Open" light is off. Any insight on this development?

**Ooze69** · 06-02-26 12:18

Meant to put MT in the subject.

Originally Posted by Ooze69 [View Original Post]

I have driven by several times in the last few weeks and the open sign is definitely off. Haven't tried to call or anything but it does not look like Angie or Chelsea's cars are there either. I know Angie was planning a vacation but they don't ever completely close. Strange.

**Ooze69** · 06-02-26 12:17

I have driven by several times in the last few weeks and the open sign is definitely off. Haven't tried to call or anything but it does not look like Angie or Chelsea's cars are there either. I know Angie was planning a vacation but they don't ever completely close. Strange.

**Mr BoyBear** · 06-01-26 11:09

Gents, Did a return to Eastern Zen recently. Saw Anna again, as it appears she's the only lady there (believe Mamasan is present but in background). Same better than average massage & opted for "Hot Rocks" instead of finishing table shower. No teasing but enhanced finish was accomplished. Massage rates 8/10 while finish closer to 6/10. PM me if you need more. Mr Boybear.

**ChrisCooper989** · 05-30-26 16:04

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Why in the fuck do you think that saying "no disrespect" but then following that up with some seriously disrespectful shit somehow means you aren't doing what you're doing.

It's like somebody telling you that they aren't hitting you WHILE they are punching you.

A2

**Berrs** · 05-28-26 15:51

Anyone know of any waxing places in the area that will also provide HE? There seems to be a bajillion Asian owned wax shops or nail salons that also wax, surely a couple of them are doing HE on the side.

PM me if you don't want to post it directly.

**Kejq07** · 05-24-26 23:17

Originally Posted by Dj9947 [View Original Post]

Found myself in Lansing and decided to stop by Accu.

First, the parking is hidden behind the building which is nice. Though you enter through their back room / work area. The whole place smelled of cigarettes. Including the towels in the massage room. Greeted by the older lady, who some of you rave about. She was smoking a cigarette and missing some teeth. She is also on the heavy side. Guess at age is 60's. She handed me off to Meena.

Meena is not 30's or 40's. She is most definitely late 50's. Good English, great tits. No ass. Imo, not a looker either. And while she is short and petite. Her stomach sags like a curtain.

No ask for money up front. Sauna, ts, sauna. The ts was business only. No tease. The focus was getting clean. Water was cold. Luke warm. Sauna was so so. Got back to room for money exchange. 1 hr 60 house, 140 tip. All 200 up front so she knew what I was there for.

She puts in a lot of energy but I wouldn't repeat personally, the bust is the only good thing about her.

**Dj9947** · 05-24-26 19:56

Found myself in Lansing and decided to stop by Accu.

First, the parking is hidden behind the building which is nice. Though you enter through their back room / work area. The whole place smelled of cigarettes. Including the towels in the massage room. Greeted by the older lady, who some of you rave about. She was smoking a cigarette and missing some teeth. She is also on the heavy side. Guess at age is 60's. She handed me off to Meena.

Meena is not 30's or 40's. She is most definitely late 50's. Good English, great tits. No ass. Imo, not a looker either. And while she is short and petite. Her stomach sags like a curtain.

No ask for money up front. Sauna, ts, sauna. The ts was business only. No tease. The focus was getting clean. Water was cold. Luke warm. Sauna was so so. Got back to room for money exchange. 1 hr 60 house, 140 tip. All 200 up front so she knew what I was there for.

Massage was was light pressure but she did get a few spots worked out. Zero teasing throughout.

Then she left for some extra towels. Got naked and climbed on the table. I enjoyed her tits and tongue grazing my entire body. She was letting her hands explore at the same time. Nice.

She rimmed me really nicely while stroking me. At that point I was so horned up I was about to pop so she stopped. Flipped me over for a so so CBJ. But she also licked the boys and PMed while sucking too.

She then rode me all of 2 mins before I popped in the bag. I wish I lasted longer as I think the HE would have been a better overall experience.

Gave me Fiji wanter and sent me on my way.

Both ladies tried to kiss me as I was leaving and I had zero interest haha.

I probably won't return. If the environment was nicer, possibly. Or if the girls were younger, possibly. But the combo of the two is not my cup of tea.

Best,

Dj.

**Abn75** · 05-15-26 13:31

Originally Posted by JWayne497 [View Original Post]

This lady was about 5 ft tall, slim no more than 100 lbs, with shoulder length hair. Wore red dress. The other lady peeked her head in while I was in sauna first time without even having a table shower first.

She had a rounder face and heavier. I'm not sure if that was a pre-check because I haven't been there in so long or not but I have never been put into a sauna prior to table shower.

And again after the boring shower.

Went recently. Same lady as last time, older, little bit of a paunch, but nice looking enough. Enroute to the shower, I saw Meena, definitely somewhat younger, in better shape and very nice looking. Reading these comments, though, I'm glad I had the older lady because she once again gave me the complete Asian Massage Parlor experience: Table shower with groping and a soaped up naked body slide, then into the sauna where she dried me off and gave a quick sample of oral skills, then to the room where she went through the entire menu with no prompting needed by me. A great experience. Hopefully Meena will pick up some techniques from the wily veteran.

**JWayne497** · 05-14-26 17:29

Originally Posted by Moonglow913 [View Original Post]

After the very positive reviews about Meena I had to check her out. There are two providers there and I wonder if JW saw the other one bc his experience did not match mine. Meena is in her 40's, petite with slim body. Gave her 200 up front and we were off to the races. Although a very thorough TS nothing much happen until we got back to the room. Very open menu that included all of the acronyms. I had a decent time and have no trouble recommending this provider. I would not put her on the same level as the ladies at Luckys, but it was better than the average AMP experience. One thing I found interesting is she asked me a lot of questions about what services were provided at other spas.

This lady was about 5 ft tall, slim no more than 100 lbs, with shoulder length hair. Wore red dress. The other lady peeked her head in while I was in sauna first time without even having a table shower first.

She had a rounder face and heavier. I'm not sure if that was a pre-check because I haven't been there in so long or not but I have never been put into a sauna prior to table shower.

And again after the boring shower.

**Moonglow913** · 05-14-26 10:51

After the very positive reviews about Meena I had to check her out. There are two providers there and I wonder if JW saw the other one bc his experience did not match mine. Meena is in her 40's, petite with slim body. Gave her 200 up front and we were off to the races. Although a very thorough TS nothing much happen until we got back to the room. Very open menu that included all of the acronyms. I had a decent time and have no trouble recommending this provider. I would not put her on the same level as the ladies at Luckys, but it was better than the average AMP experience. One thing I found interesting is she asked me a lot of questions about what services were provided at other spas.

**Mr BoyBear** · 05-13-26 23:43

Based on Search Buddy's report a week ago, I decided to give it a try. The past version was very hit & miss with a couple good experiences but several more pretty Meh. Same location as before but all other businesses in the strip are gone. Easy park and discreet entry via front door. Did see Anna, who seemed like the only one working. Overall the place is super clean with a new refreshed look. Anna has marginal command of English & uses phone app to discuss options. Medium massage was asked for and fairly well delivered. No real teasing. After flip, negotiation using her phone began. She may not be fluent in English but knows negotiation. PM if you want details. Last 15 minutes of my hour included a nice lay down shower on brand new table. Plush towels & robe was a nice addition. Then finished with a nice scalp massage. Overall on par with most of Lansing spa options. Mr Boybear.

**MichiBob** · 05-13-26 22:16

Originally Posted by JWayne497 [View Original Post]

Haven't been here in years so I decided to try out the new talent. Definitely not repeating. She's well into her 50's and for $$ she didn't do anything other than a toothy covered BJ and a mechanical handjob full of nothing but complaints of taking roo long. I was still within my hour after getting non excited TS and put in sauna twice. Shortly after finishing myself off by hand she said put on your clothes you take too long. All around not a good visit.

Sorry to hear that. That was nothing like my experience.

**JWayne497** · 05-13-26 18:21

Haven't been here in years so I decided to try out the new talent. Definitely not repeating. She's well into her 50's and for $$ she didn't do anything other than a toothy covered BJ and a mechanical handjob full of nothing but complaints of taking roo long. I was still within my hour after getting non excited TS and put in sauna twice. Shortly after finishing myself off by hand she said put on your clothes you take too long. All around not a good visit.