Massage Parlor Reports

[ShyNine]

I've never had a 3 sum at melody but early on I've fantasized about when I saw the beauties there.

I can say having 3 women attend to my needs and vice versa back in the day was an absolute delight.

If you have the $ honey, it never hurts to ask.

Who knows, the divine ms. M might join in on the fun.

Shy.

I have experienced a four hand at Melody as well as back to back sessions. Either way you choose to see two girls is always a good time. I have not experienced the duo of Kiki and Sage yet though but it sounds like they work well together. I may have to check the Kiki and Sage duo off my checklist. We all know some girls enjoy a duo session more than others and reading some reports about these two I gather they like team work. I might have to take the plunge. Has anyone had a session with more than two girls at Melody? The rare and allusive 6 hand? I would love to try it some time just to say I did. It seems like it would be tough with as busy as they are there and of course a bit pricey. That being said, I'm sure it would be a good time. Maybe I'll treat myself on my birthday or something. I would be interested if anyone has tried it.

[ShyNine]

I've never done a 3 some at melody but have fantasized about it in the past.

In my younger days I did have a couple of occasions to be with 3 girls who were into it.

And it was amazing and also lasted longer than an hour.

I would be amazed if I could last even 30 minutes with 3 girls tearing me up so deliciously as these girls treat us.

If you have the $ honey, it never hurts to ask.

You never know, the divine ms. M might join in for the fun.

Shy.

I have experienced a four hand at Melody as well as back to back sessions. Either way you choose to see two girls is always a good time. I have not experienced the duo of Kiki and Sage yet though but it sounds like they work well together. I may have to check the Kiki and Sage duo off my checklist. We all know some girls enjoy a duo session more than others and reading some reports about these two I gather they like team work. I might have to take the plunge. Has anyone had a session with more than two girls at Melody? The rare and allusive 6 hand? I would love to try it some time just to say I did. It seems like it would be tough with as busy as they are there and of course a bit pricey. That being said, I'm sure it would be a good time. Maybe I'll treat myself on my birthday or something. I would be interested if anyone has tried it.

[CuriousOneHere]

I made another appt to see Mimi.

The door opened and Mimi smiled when she recognized me. She led me down the hall to the room with the couch, moving with easy confidence. I let her know I was opting out of the table shower. I just wanted to jump right in.

I gave her the donation. She stepped out for a moment, I undress, and I waited, the anticipation building in the quiet.

When she came back, the GFE started immediately.

Damn, Mimi is back? I'm glad to hear that. I went on a trip last month and was sad to learn that she had left when I came back. Anyone know how long she's sticking around for?

[Vlad272]

A Sage and Kiki tag team sounds amazing. Picking both sounds like it was the perfect choice.

I have experienced a four hand at Melody as well as back to back sessions. Either way you choose to see two girls is always a good time. I have not experienced the duo of Kiki and Sage yet though but it sounds like they work well together. I may have to check the Kiki and Sage duo off my checklist. We all know some girls enjoy a duo session more than others and reading some reports about these two I gather they like team work. I might have to take the plunge. Has anyone had a session with more than two girls at Melody? The rare and allusive 6 hand? I would love to try it some time just to say I did. It seems like it would be tough with as busy as they are there and of course a bit pricey. That being said, I'm sure it would be a good time. Maybe I'll treat myself on my birthday or something. I would be interested if anyone has tried it.

[Vlad272]

Been watching the early reports on this new spot and something doesn't quite line up.

Not saying anyone's right or wrong. Just laying out what's visible.

Most new Tucson spots usually get their first traction from the local regulars. Same handful of guys, same writing styles, same posting history. You can almost predict who's going to check it out first.

This one's a little different.

A lot of the early hype is coming from accounts that don't really show up in Tucson threads. Different cities, different sections, all landing here at the same time with very similar writing styles and nearly identical pricing.

Around $220 (60 house + 160 tip) total before premium upgrades.

That's a pretty specific number to see repeated across supposedly independent first-time visits.

Could be coincidence.

Could also just be how introductions get handled sometimes.

Either way, I'm more interested in what the Tucson regulars start saying once the rotation settles and the dust clears.

Tucson's a small enough ecosystem. Real traction here doesn't stay hidden for long.

And so far, the handful of actual local reports are reading a bit differently.

Upsells.

Shortened sessions.

Extra charges after the money is already on the table.

Interesting contrast.

...

Meanwhile, you can hand over $200 all in with no upsells at the House of M and spend an hour with talent that's already been pressure-tested by the local regulars.

The Queen. Judy. Kiki. Sage. Mimi.

Known quantities. Proven performers. Reviewed repeatedly by the Tucson guys who actually live here and know what top tier looks like.

Or you can spend $320 at a brand new spot (60+160+ tack on at least another $100 in surprise upgrades) and roll the dice on a girl whose entire reputation is built on two or three glowing reports from out-of-town accounts that have never written another word about the Tucson scene.

One path costs less and removes the guesswork.

The other costs more and asks you to trust introductions.

Most guys eventually realize they're not paying for novelty.

They're paying to eliminate uncertainty.

Repeated outcomes from trusted locals matter more than individual opinions from out-of-town accounts arriving with glowing introductions.

Patterns don't need disclaimers.

To sum up:
Melody: $200 all-in, no upsells, proven lineup.
Orchid: $220 base, plus $100+ in additional surprise upcharges, potentially at least $320+ total.

Your choice.

Locals reporting their experience at Orchid...





Out of town reviews on the new spot with pricing...

I'm not here to bash or promote any one shop or another I can only speak from my experience. Of course variety is the spice of life and I'm all for that. For me though I know that Melody is always going to be a good experience. There are plenty of reviews that agree with me. So for me, I can't get myself to go anywhere else because I know I'm going to be happy there and for standard rates. I'm not sure the juice is worth the squeeze to go to some of the other spots with mixed reviews and significantly higher prices. I really don't see the logic of paying more for worse service, upsells and gps. Like you said, the math doesn't add up. I feel like it's just common sense. Just my opinion.

[TacoLicker]

Stopped by the Golden Arches on Oracle after seeing the board completely light up over Sage lately, and yeah I get it now.

Both the Queen and my fellow Tucson degenerates had been hyping Sage up hard, so expectations were already pretty high going in. But honestly, I had a great feeling about this girl before the session even started. As my fellow local TucsonMonger MMMGood accurately pointed out, Mary has high standards when it comes to the talent she brings in, so when she's personally excited about someone, I pay attention.

What really stuck with me though was something from my last visit. I was walking out after my absolute Brazzers-level shoot with Judy and Kiki, completely drained and running on fumes, when Sage stopped me near the exit. Tiny little thing but immediately playful. Smiling, teasing, locking eyes, lightly touching my arm while talking.

I was able to get a session with Sage this weekend, but I haven't had the time to sit down and write a review. I'm voting she's 5'3' she is petite and sexy as hell! Her eye contact is really good and I want to make another spot her ASAP!

[Chime]

I was planning to make a visit over the weekend but with my excitement texting Mary about who to see, I ended up popping in for a date with Mimi after work at Mary's suggestion. Really can't go wrong with any of the girls here but I'm sure folks have their preferences. Roll up to The House after work and I'm greeted by Sage in an alluring white dress that could leave you lost in imagination. Pulling me into a room for my appointment, I prepare for meeting with Mimi.

Mimi sounds A-making!! I've been wanting to try and meet up with her, but my schedule is tight and each time I try and get an appt she's always booked up. You guys need to give her a break and let me give her a spin. She sounds hella fun. Melody does have the best selection of girls around town! Going to try again this week and see if our schedules align.

[CactusJacker]

I arrived at my favorite dine in on oracle and was greeted by the beautiful Kiki. I instantly know today was a good day but just down the hall I hear another sexy siren greet me, it was Sage. Kiki took me in and Sage quickly followed, both instantly start competing for attention kissing and groping shared by all. I know the tough decision is next and they are both looking incredibly sexy Kiki in a quite dress and Sage in a sexy black outfit. Much like a devil and angel on your shoulder. Fortunately the my angel and devil were in agreement and why argue with conscious. So how do you pick, you obviously pick both. I selected my characters and instantly the playful ness continued with Sage showing her girls. Kiki paused the action for a minute and took our attention and showed us a cute sign that brought chuckle and smile to our faces. I let you read the sign for yourself, very cute coming from Kiki after seeing her several times, how can you not love her. With the mood set and no one leaving the room yet the playfulness continued and now for the magic trick of making our clothes disappear. Each one was giving me there full attention and next thing I know I have sages breast in my mouth and Kiki returning the favor while both of them rubbing the jewels. Sage slowly pushed me back and Kiki laid over me let me have my way her breast and dfk then worked her way down. Suddenly another beautiful set of tits appear and safe caresses my head towards them making sure both get attention before some dfk. All while Kiki is showing off her critically acclaimed skills, the girl deserves an award bbbbj. Sage starts to become a little jealous of Kiki and decides it's her turn to show off her skills and Kiki switches with her. More beautiful tits in the face more wonderful BBBJ and still lots of dfk until Kiki puts her sweet kitty on my face for an appetizer. Sage doesn't miss a beat and continue and starts teasing below the shaft and boys not forgetting to give them all attention. Sage takes control to play to give everything the attention she wants to make this experience e better. She has Kiki lay down and tells me to eat her pussy, how do you argue with that. We sprawl into action and safe focus her attention back on me as she works her tongue around to make sure everything is getting attention tip to butt. We were ready for more and I wanted Sage to ride on top so I can play with Kiki more. Sage was really enthusiastic grinding and riding as we synced up with the perfect motion. Meanwhile Kiki is getting more excited and is ready to jump on top. We switch and Sage wanted her turn to share her appetizer while Kiki played cowgirl. The girls were were on point and feeling nice and tight. I did my best to hold back and enjoy as much as I could. Kiki continued to ride but I felt I needed to put in some of my own work on top so Kiki switched to mish and Sage continued to share hard goodies and dfk. While I was working away and nearing the end of the line from holding back Kiki told me to finish in her mouth when I was ready but without missing a beat Sage said she wanted it in her mouth. I loved when Sage would speak up. Always something sexy and exciting. When I was ready Sage was quick to action and Kiki continued dfk until Sage took the prize home. Both girls deserved a trophy after that performance but they decided to reward me further with a massage as I caught my breath from the disbelief of this dream. Kiki and Sage both continued there massage on me knowing they had me completely relaxed. The Queen came in and made sure I was treated like a king. She brought in Judy and all I can say is wow. The previous reviews flashed through my head and I may be locked in for my next visit to see what happens but still don't mind seeing any of the girls they all take my breath away.

A Sage and Kiki tag team sounds amazing. Picking both sounds like it was the perfect choice.

[TheVistMan]

A lot of the early hype is coming from accounts that don't really show up in Tucson threads. Different cities, different sections, all landing here at the same time with very similar writing styles and nearly identical pricing.]

You speak of similar writing styles, yet most of the Melody reviews I see look exactly like your posts. Exact same writing style, line spacing, etc. And always trying to bash any shop that is not Melody within the review.

I have never been to either location nor have I ever even been to Tucson so I cannot comment good or bad but I will be in Glendale in 2 weeks so I figured I would scope out the local talent before my arrival. I can say that I have indeed seen Sakura in Orange County at BB Spa about a month ago and she is great. Why don't you stick to your promoting of Melody and not comment on things that you have not experienced.

[Harveyspec1069]

Been watching the early reports on this new spot and something doesn't quite line up.

Not saying anyone's right or wrong. Just laying out what's visible.

Most new Tucson spots usually get their first traction from the local regulars. Same handful of guys, same writing styles, same posting history. You can almost predict who's going to check it out first.

This one's a little different.

A lot of the early hype is coming from accounts that don't really show up in Tucson threads. Different cities, different sections, all landing here at the same time with very similar writing styles and nearly identical pricing.

Around $220 (60 house + 160 tip) total before premium upgrades.

That's a pretty specific number to see repeated across supposedly independent first-time visits.

Could be coincidence.

Could also just be how introductions get handled sometimes.

Either way, I'm more interested in what the Tucson regulars start saying once the rotation settles and the dust clears.

Tucson's a small enough ecosystem. Real traction here doesn't stay hidden for long.

And so far, the handful of actual local reports are reading a bit differently.

Upsells.

Shortened sessions.

Extra charges after the money is already on the table.

Interesting contrast.

...

Meanwhile, you can hand over $200 all in with no upsells at the House of M and spend an hour with talent that's already been pressure-tested by the local regulars.

The Queen. Judy. Kiki. Sage. Mimi.

Known quantities. Proven performers. Reviewed repeatedly by the Tucson guys who actually live here and know what top tier looks like.

Or you can spend $320 at a brand new spot (60+160+ tack on at least another $100 in surprise upgrades) and roll the dice on a girl whose entire reputation is built on two or three glowing reports from out-of-town accounts that have never written another word about the Tucson scene.

One path costs less and removes the guesswork.

The other costs more and asks you to trust introductions.

Most guys eventually realize they're not paying for novelty.

They're paying to eliminate uncertainty.

Repeated outcomes from trusted locals matter more than individual opinions from out-of-town accounts arriving with glowing introductions.

Patterns don't need disclaimers.

To sum up:
Melody: $200 all-in, no upsells, proven lineup.
Orchid: $220 base, plus $100+ in additional surprise upcharges, potentially at least $320+ total.

Your choice.

Locals reporting their experience at Orchid...

Decided to try Orchid...I hand over. 2 for the room for the hour and for services. I was surprised when everything became an upsell from that point on. She said ". 2 will only get you 45 minutes. Give me $40 more for an hour" after I'd already handed the funds over...Eventually we end with me laying back down and I finally finish. It was at the 40 minute mark. They promptly rushed me the hell out of there, not before asking for more of a tip. Basically shoved out the door and it's the first time I was never even offered a water!
...I hated the upselling right off the jump, right after I handed over the. 2, was bummed that after paying I was told I'd only get 45 min unless I pay more. While unintentional, they really made me feel like they wanted me out, and 20 minutes before my hour was up no less, what I paid an additional $40 for. I really disliked being pushed out in the and and not even offered a water.
This experience lacked the warmth and connection I find at Melody. I know there's a ton of reviews for Melody but they're well earned and that's just the long and short of it. There was no focus on connection at Orchid and while it felt good and they were hot, it felt like going through motions rather than a cohesive experience where they want to get to know your wants and needs. Sure we go to get our rocks off, but that's only part of it. I probably won't be going back to Orchid. I wasn't a fan of the experience.

I went to Orchid. Like you, it was based on other reviews. Also like you, I learned the hard way this place sucks and doesn't deserve my business.

Same shit, rushed everything with upsell. No, thank you. It really makes you appreciate a place like Melody. They're true professionals that give a fantastic experience.

At Orchid, what you experienced was completely intentional. They suck.

Out of town reviews on the new spot with pricing...

Sakura at Orchids...
House: 60.
Offering: 160. +XXX for greek.

Yumi at Orchid...
P: 60+160

First time here at Orchid Massage ..
HF $60, Tip $160.

[NotCrazy]

Saw a fellow Monger giving a protip on another board and figured I'd repost it here with a few tweaks for the benefit of the coMMunity.

One of the biggest complaints about the House of M is always the same: Amazing service and gorgeous girls, but the place can get packed and the flow gets interrupted.

Today might be a different story.

With Mother's Day here, a lot of the regulars are probably tied up with family obligations. For the locals who can sneak away for a little "self-care," there's a good chance the palace will be quieter than usual.

The Queen may have fewer subjects to rule today. No brunch? No flowers? The Queen might even have time to see you!

That means fewer interruptions, less waiting, and a better chance at the kind of long, relaxing, uninterrupted session that can be hard to come by when the palace is running at full capacity.

For those with no Mother's Day obligations, today Might be one of the better windows you'll get.

That's usually my game plan. I always hit up Melody on the holidays. Unfortunately I did not get to partake today.

[ShyNine]

I've had 2 playmates at melody in the past and loved it.

Kiki and sage sound like a delightful way to spend an hour.

I have to figure out how to get back to Tucson before June.

This crew sounds a awesomely sexy.

Shy.

I arrived at my favorite dine in on oracle and was greeted by the beautiful Kiki. I instantly know today was a good day but just down the hall I hear another sexy siren greet me, it was Sage. Kiki took me in and Sage quickly followed, both instantly start competing for attention kissing and groping shared by all. I know the tough decision is next and they are both looking incredibly sexy Kiki in a quite dress and Sage in a sexy black outfit. Much like a devil and angel on your shoulder. Fortunately the my angel and devil were in agreement and why argue with conscious. So how do you pick, you obviously pick both. I selected my characters and instantly the playful ness continued with Sage showing her girls. Kiki paused the action for a minute and took our attention and showed us a cute sign that brought chuckle and smile to our faces. I let you read the sign for yourself, very cute coming from Kiki after seeing her several times, how can you not love her. With the mood set and no one leaving the room yet the playfulness continued and now for the magic trick of making our clothes disappear. Each one was giving me there full attention and next thing I know I have sages breast in my mouth and Kiki returning the favor while both of them rubbing the jewels. Sage slowly pushed me back and Kiki laid over me let me have my way her breast and dfk then worked her way down. Suddenly another beautiful set of tits appear and safe caresses my head towards them making sure both get attention before some dfk. All while Kiki is showing off her critically acclaimed skills, the girl deserves an award bbbbj. Sage starts to become a little jealous of Kiki and decides it's her turn to show off her skills and Kiki switches with her. More beautiful tits in the face more wonderful BBBJ and still lots of dfk until Kiki puts her sweet kitty on my face for an appetizer. Sage doesn't miss a beat and continue and starts teasing below the shaft and boys not forgetting to give them all attention. Sage takes control to play to give everything the attention she wants to make this experience e better. She has Kiki lay down and tells me to eat her pussy, how do you argue with that. We sprawl into action and safe focus her attention back on me as she works her tongue around to make sure everything is getting attention tip to butt. We were ready for more and I wanted Sage to ride on top so I can play with Kiki more. Sage was really enthusiastic grinding and riding as we synced up with the perfect motion. Meanwhile Kiki is getting more excited and is ready to jump on top. We switch and Sage wanted her turn to share her appetizer while Kiki played cowgirl. The girls were were on point and feeling nice and tight. I did my best to hold back and enjoy as much as I could. Kiki continued to ride but I felt I needed to put in some of my own work on top so Kiki switched to mish and Sage continued to share hard goodies and dfk. While I was working away and nearing the end of the line from holding back Kiki told me to finish in her mouth when I was ready but without missing a beat Sage said she wanted it in her mouth. I loved when Sage would speak up. Always something sexy and exciting. When I was ready Sage was quick to action and Kiki continued dfk until Sage took the prize home. Both girls deserved a trophy after that performance but they decided to reward me further with a massage as I caught my breath from the disbelief of this dream. Kiki and Sage both continued there massage on me knowing they had me completely relaxed. The Queen came in and made sure I was treated like a king. She brought in Judy and all I can say is wow. The previous reviews flashed through my head and I may be locked in for my next visit to see what happens but still don't mind seeing any of the girls they all take my breath away.

[VaqueroGuero]

Glad Mimi came back as I had missed a chance with her last month. She is gorgeous. Tall slender with just the right curves. She compliments how I smell as we walk to the room and Mimi starts a great BBBJ as soon as the door closes. Something about a sexy Asian kneeling in front of you while your dick is in her mouth that never gets old. I definitely was wishing I had seen her sooner at this point. I then laid down and she hops on my face. Not sure who was loving it more but could feel my beard getting nice and wet. Mimi reaches back and starts stroking my dick and asks me to fuck her. On goes the cover and I have her on all fours. That sexy little ass up in the air is quite the view. I enter her tight little pussy slowly so I could feel that grip and hear her moan as it goes in. Eventually picked up the pace and just grabbed on to that little waist until I exploded in the bag. I will definitely be back to see this beauty. She may be my new favorite.

[ShyNine]

Did any of you take Harvey's advice and see the queen?

If so? Post it guys.

I'm going a little crazy not hearing about my favorite person.

Nothing against the rest of the house.

I would have booked the whole damn day with her!

Can you tell I'm missing her and horny as F! LOL.

Shy.

Saw a fellow Monger giving a protip on another board and figured I'd repost it here with a few tweaks for the benefit of the coMMunity.

One of the biggest complaints about the House of M is always the same: Amazing service and gorgeous girls, but the place can get packed and the flow gets interrupted.

Today might be a different story.

With Mother's Day here, a lot of the regulars are probably tied up with family obligations. For the locals who can sneak away for a little "self-care," there's a good chance the palace will be quieter than usual.

The Queen may have fewer subjects to rule today. No brunch? No flowers? The Queen might even have time to see you!

That means fewer interruptions, less waiting, and a better chance at the kind of long, relaxing, uninterrupted session that can be hard to come by when the palace is running at full capacity.

For those with no Mother's Day obligations, today Might be one of the better windows you'll get.

[Meimeimaster69]

Paty Looks to be about 25 years old, around 5'2" tall. She has 34 C MM tits. She has long black hair, Typical Latina features, She has a clean-shaven kitty. She knows typical English phrases.

She takes me to the first room, and I take care of the HF and leave my tip on the table. She starts with some LFK and is stroking my Dick. She blows me a kiss, before leaving to get supplies.

She returns, and I am already naked on the table, she begins her massage. She uses a little oil and takes care of my neck, back and shoulders. She applies good pressure and helps rub out the knots in my shoulder blades, and it feels good.

She has me flip, more LFK, she kisses my earlobes and then licks my nipples while stroking my dick. She lets me play and suck on her nipples. I nibble on them and pinch her nipples. She then positions herself in between my legs and starts a slow BBBJ. I like the way that she sucks and licks the tip. I ask her to 69, and she turns around, and places her clean-shaven pussy on my face. Lucky tastes great, and her pussy is wet.

She gloves me up, then we fuck in CG, DG, and then I get on top for some REG MISH, and throw in some LFK and fuck her till I bust in the hat.

Damage: . 6 HF $. 8 dono.