Massage Parlor Reports

[FloridaGringo-Shill]

This is not acceptable. You waltz back into the forum and want to bounce after 3 visits in 2 days?? I had 5 visits in 2.5 days last weekend and I don't even live here...hahaha!

You need to man up, get up early and go visit Apple at Missly. I know it's not your side of town, but she can take it hard and deep and she's super hot and sweet and nice! I reviewed her, but I fucked up and called her April. Hahaha!

Here is my 7 day scorecard: 2 doubles, 1 back to back.

Sat: Lisa (1 hr) at Easter in Sarasota.

Sun: Suki and Yumi (1 hr) at Relaxing in Fort Lauderdale.

Monday: Joey (1 hr) at Lavender.

Tuesday: Tina and Rachel (1 hr) at Tokyo.

Wednesday: Apple (1 hr) at Lavender.

Thursday; break.

Friday: Vivi at Lavender (1 hr) immediately followed by Monica (1/2 hr).

[FloridaGringo-Shill]

Coming off an EPIC session with Vivi, Monica somehow found a way to bring me back to life. Monica is 5'2", 115 lbs, Cute, 30's milfy vibe, long brn hair, organic D's, nice ass / legs, no tats, shaved.

Took care of paper work for 30 min and stripped down, sat on the table waiting for Monica to return with supplies. She walks in, disrobes, puts her tits in my face so I start milking her massive jugs. My rock hard cock finds its was between her legs and she starts pumping P2P. A few minutes of that and I park her on the table legs up for more P2P. After a little probing I find her spot and preferred pressure. Minutes later she pops.

I take her in standing mish and start a 20 minute sprint. I do my thing and run the table. Pounding away in different positions and angles. I pounded 2 more pops out of her and locked in on myself. At the 25 minute mark I unload on her. We were both surprised at the load size (considering).

I am still dripping of sweat and fluids when Joey walks in and climbs on me. Joey is full of energy and a lot of fun. Room light up when she walks in. We talk for a minute when Vivi pops in and walks me back to the shower. I clean up, Monica dresses me, say our good-byes and bolt.

Monica is a solid option. Nice body, very nice D's, nice legs / ass and can take a pounding.

Note: The use of protection is implied in all my reviews, whether stated or otherwise.

[New MongerOrl]

Before I end up triggering someone, I just want to say that these are my experiences. Some of you have had even worse. Some of you have had better. I'm not saying this to get anyone cancelled or to drive business, but just to give everyone an idea of what their time could look like. As always YMMV.

M&Y. Emily.

She's gone now but in case she pops up again, look for the two little dolphin tats! Had an appointment with her at 2 pm, arrived about 1:58 and was greeted "ok baby you next" by someone introducing herself as Emily. She fit the bill (short stacked Latina looking but clearly Asian) so I just said ok. I've been to M&Y on / off since '24 and it's usually at least above average so no biggie waiting a little. We get to 2:30 and guys are just coming in and out while she has me sitting behind a room divider screen LOL, at this point I'm equally entertained (insert Thor "you're probably wondering how I get here") and a little annoyed that others are jumping the line. I asked another provider when my session is and that caused a little bit of argument among them and Emily took me over to a room. Can confirm this is her, and we had an amazing time. TS was great, she spent more time playing with my bits than any real body slide but it was awesome so just chock it up to getting an amazing amount of one thing instead of an average amount of a few things. Another girl came in and offered 4 hand (Kelly I think? But can't remember, she was there the last time I visited too) which I said yes but then we get to the room and turns out she's busy now hah. Something different about this visit was that usually I just pay the full amount at the window and no questions asked on services but now it seems like they're taking the house fee only then asking for individual tips / upcharges. TBH I liked the old model ever since Milk started doing it where it's just one fee, we both know what's up, no need to treat it like buying a car while bumping uglies. Emily is extremely playful and verbal, VERY enthusiastic but I think I just caught her on a bad day as she started upcharging and as soon as we started jackhammering to the point of discomfort. I asked her to slow down, as we're barely 20 minutes into a "1 hour session" and she climbed up on top to grind a little and laughed. It's weird, she was clearly rushing but at the same time still felt like she was having a positive time. What completely killed the mood was 5 minutes in she started jackhammering again to get me to finish quicker. This was prob my "worst" experience and I get that they were overwhelmed, but at the end of the day I knew every visit is a gamble and big pic still a decent place. Total was $$40 and prob not repeat worthy but overall still a good location. I don't know how much longer they'll be there stuck between a church and a preschool (or daycare?

Previously seen: Bella, Abby, Rose, Mina, Kimmy (I'm sure these are recycled names LOL but 2026 Abby was my fav).

Oriental Healing. Mia.

This was probably the best average visit I've had in a while. Called to ask for availability at 6 PM on a Sunday night and they were able to squeeze me in at 6:45. Location is fantastic, big open parking lot with tons of other businesses. I just parked at the dominos and walked over 100 ft. Older gal greets me at the door with a smile, brings me back to the room. 60/80 house fee, I go for half since it's a first time trial. We spend about 10-12 minutes with the "massage" and she does a good job of at least giving a little skin rub as a warmup. Little ass grab / smack and reach around for the boys so we were both on the same page. Believe "hand motion" was $. 20 and "boom boom" was $$ so pretty decently priced. Went with L1 and just enjoyed a little mental break with some physical TLC. I probably wouldn't return unless I've had a bad experience or just want a peaceful spot to just relax and release. Probably the best set up in terms of location tbh, tucked away in plain sight and the fact that she was able to squeeze me in on a weekend night means they're prob not too busy.

JiuJiu. Can't remember (used to be a girl named Coco but at this point every 3rd one calls herself that LOL, saw Yaya back in the day here).

Haven't been here in a couple years but living on this side of town it's nice to have a backup option to go to. It used to be Magic but whether it's because of the burger king or just sketchiness, there were always too many cruisers around it for my liking. Also hate this one because I ended up going into the other massage place by accident right next to it. Their prices are usually on par with standard and I've found that demeanor wise, these ladies are typically more pleasant than the other locations. Quality is not as good as an M&Y tho.

Honorary shoutout to Milk for being the best at one point.

[RowdyReptile]

Stopped by yesterday afternoon to see my long time friend Mena for an hour. Ivy greeted me and took me to the room and flirted with me for five minutes until Mena came in. Ivy is just a little shorter than Mena, so she's on the tall side for Chinese, nice and slim and round butt in her yoga pants. Very pretty face with her hair in a long ponytail, we LFK before Mena came. Ivy left then.

Mena walked in naked and jumped on me. Like I was her long, lost boyfriend. I have been seeing her since late 2022. Always great to get together with her, she knows all my little quirks. We make out in the room, and then she tells me to undressed.

Off to the table shower, as she elephant walks me back to the TS room.

Sexy time in there, she gets me nice and clean, body sliding as we chat and laugh and catch up on gossip. She gives me TUMA, and in walks Eva naked. Sexy girl with thick, long black hair nice natural C cups. Mena yells something at her in Chinese, then she starts sucking on my balls. Eva and I make out. She puts my hand on her pussy and I finger her.

Mena asked me flip, and tells her to suck my cock, she does lovingly for a minute, then has to wash up kisses me and leaves. Mena starts a nice blow job on me while looking into her pretty eyes. Then in walks Ivey. She still had her clothes on. Mena said something in Mandarin. Ivy kisses me and suck on my cock while Mena holds it for her for about 30 seconds, then she kisses me, and says see me tomorrow and leaves.

Wow. Best table shower ever.

Back to the room, Mena starts things off with a BJ, and I tell her I want to taste her, I eat Chinese for about 20 minutes, Damn that was good, had her squirming and moaning all over the table. She said she wanted me now. She started sucking me again. , then she flipped over for the Tiffany position. I could see her beautiful pussy and ass in the mirror and I played with it as she sucked and sucked and sucked, cock worshiping me.

I pulled her up and started licking her pussy and ass while she's sucking me.

Then Pinky walks in, I didn't realize there were four girls there. She's clothed, spanks my ass, and pulls her C naturals out for me to suck on, we then make out, while Mena is still blowing me. Mena then instructed her to suck me. So down, she goes, twirling her tongue around my head and then sucking me all the way down. Wow. Mena watches and says good. Mena grabs my cock back and puts it in her mouth. Pinky and I kiss again, and she says, come see me next and says goodbye. Dammit, there's a reason why Mena is my ATF, she lets me sample all the girls. Holy shit!

She slipped the cover on, we banged in standing mesh, I was hitting her clit as I banged her, she was digging it. Turned over for some doggy, and she was rubbing her clit while I banged away, with my thumb circling her asshole, and slipping in time to time.

Time for me to finish. Mena takes off the cover, we get into 69, and she goes to town on my cock. I'm sucking on her clit and pretty pussy lips, rubbing her asshole with my thumb, pushing on and off it like a button, on and off. She gets into a rhythm of my cock, and then starts riding my face with the same rhythm, that does me in and I shoot a big load in her mouth, she spit my load into a napkin, then tells me to look in the mirror, and she sucks my cock more to get all the last little drops out and kept me inside her mouth until I went limp. Was a beautiful thing, felt so good.

She cleans me up, leaves to clean herself up, and brings me back a water. We lay together and just chitchat and laugh. Mena was a no hurry and neither was I. She lay there with me naked. , massage me on and off, we'd make out.

Then it was time to go, so she went to get me another water while I got dressed.

Mena came in again with Ivy, and Ivy flirted again with me, give me a few kisses, then left. Mena walked me out. We made out for one last time. , and said our goodbyes.

I will return in about 10 days for my birthday and do a doubles with Mena and Ivy, can't wait.

[Tempoross]

That place usually sucks that's why there aren't many reviews anymore. Women there have a stuck up attitude and rush you. If you want Latinas stick to non-massage parlors ones.

Well I dreamt of the Blue Ocean yesterday and I had an absolutely amazing time with a DIMEPIECE of a girl. Emily, 27 year old Venezuelan girl with long sexy curly hair, tattoos on her ribs, big natural C cups with just the perfect pink nipples. Slim, natural stomach, and that famous big Latina BBL. Gorgeous face as well. Everything you want from a young Latina. She was an absolutely sweet and fun girl. Hands down the hottest babe I've had the pleasure of spending time with in the hobby. Started with a massage while we had a nice conversation about travel and 3 somes. On the flip she disrobed and was wearing the sexiest red bra and panties. She sat with me looking fine as fuck and I asked her if we could kiss. She said no but as the Latina whisperer I talked her into it with my Spanish charm, so YMMV if you don't speak Spanish and have game. CBJ was awesome, then she rode me CG till I popped while we LFK'd the whole time. She said she's there about another week if things go well, and she has friends. I'm over the moon about this girl. Going to try to see her again.

[WillPayForFun]

Thank you for sharing this review. What is the Tiffany position? I am curious. I don't want to miss it. LOL.

She lays on her back with her head hanging over the end so you can fuck her throat.

[Jupiter10]

Got lucky and had the infamous Tiffany there to greet me!! Best part of my day. Orlando TS, amazing tuma, perfect Tiffany experience. Including the amazing Tiffany position. Hard to go wrong there, fantastic time as always!! In a great place like we live in, she stands out amongst the ATFs.

Thank you for sharing this review. What is the Tiffany position? I am curious. I don't want to miss it. LOL.

[BigStudOrl]

I went to Medellin Burger after work yesterday around 300 pm-400. The parlor is right next door in relatively small parking lot, while eating I noticed a Seminole county Sheriff Ford explorer that just pulled into the lot and parked by the side. The cop never left their vehicle while I was there eating, my back was to the door / entrance of the restaurant. The restaurant had 6 different parties eating, the parking lot got full. It may be just coincidence, the sheriff never left their vehicle and may have just been taking a break but who knows.

If a raid or investigation is going down it's not going to be a marked car in the middle of the day. It's a good heads up but he likely was doing paperwork and or getting food from Medellin because that place is AMAZING. Staff, price and food all legit. Jui jui is hit or miss but given the recent bust with daphne just down the road it is a good call out.

[HappyXxx]

This is not acceptable. You waltz back into the forum and want to bounce after 3 visits in 2 days?? I had 5 visits in 2.5 days last weekend and I don't even live here...hahaha!

You need to man up, get up early and go visit Apple at Missly. I know it's not your side of town, but she can take it hard and deep and she's super hot and sweet and nice! I reviewed her, but I fucked up and called her April. Hahaha!

Haha I'll try but no guarantees. Before my Fort Lauderdale break I was on a 15 day run and I still played a little bit Fort Lauderdale and came back and had three pretty epic sessions so I'm going to have to break these other three girls off next week but then I'm also going to be in Tampa for two days and I got some hotties down there.

How do you know what side of town I'm on? Are you stalking me? LOL.

Rachel is next then I'll try some of these others, she heard me fucking Tina because she was in the next room over and when she stormed in the room, she was a little mad at me because I promised her I was coming for her. It's not really her fault because I didn't make an appointment and I just rolled in there.

Boo-boo, not sure if you get down to Tampa and Saint Pete, but there's some fun to be had down there.

[Nienhull]

That's the same Mina!! Sounds like you're in love! She is a sweet girl and very pretty, but hide your cash or you will get it all. LOL. She's awesome and worth the drive.

And yea, I think I have an issue LOL..

[JDoe232]

Bro,

What you did at Meijji is illegal in Japan. Anal sex is not prohibited by law but vanilla sex is, weird. You may need a local to get into some of the places that operates in the gray. Although getting into those places that operate in the gray is not impossible by yourself, it is difficult. However, if you are Japanese then the story is different..

Plenty of places you can just message and pick the girl, services from a menu, and have them come right to your hotel or if the hotel has a card access lobby just meet at a love hotel. Yoasobi-heaven.com will show you all the delivery health services and soaplands and you book in English thru the messanger in the site and good to go. As long as you are kind and offer a tip usually 50-80 roses they will do normal intercourse. I used them in shinjuku, and osaka and had a great time.

[Abe206]

I went to Medellin Burger after work yesterday around 300 pm-400. The parlor is right next door in relatively small parking lot, while eating I noticed a Seminole county Sheriff Ford explorer that just pulled into the lot and parked by the side. The cop never left their vehicle while I was there eating, my back was to the door / entrance of the restaurant. The restaurant had 6 different parties eating, the parking lot got full. It may be just coincidence, the sheriff never left their vehicle and may have just been taking a break but who knows.

[BooBoo24]

OK, I decided that I was going to hit up Tokyo today before I take a break for the weekend. I Walked in this morning wanting Rachel and ended up with Tina because I had no time to wait. I've had Tina before over at lavender so to see her working in Tokyo was nice. Tina is definitely a fun girl and she's got that short but slightly thick build and after some warm-up and playing she can really take some dick (my kind of girl) Table shower was a lot of fun and I usually pass on that part of the session, but she got me in there and was slipping and sliding all over my body then hopped on top of big guy and started grinding away. Things got heated in there so I tapped her on the ass and said let's go to the room, and I immediately put her at the edge of the bed spread eagle and start sliding between her lips. While I was doing so she was grabbing my chest. I'm playing with my nipples and I would grind down a little lower to make her think I was getting ready for entry, then pulled back just to tease her like I do to most of the girls, and after a few of those she was so soaked. She's ready and I'm ready but something's missing so I told her to stay there and I fumble over to the little table and unravel the Kleenex and roll the rubber on then mount her right there for an extended pounding that lasted about 20 minutes with different angles and different depths. We did a little doggy while my thumbs on her ass and she taps out after her fourth one and says come in mouse. Haha. Yes OK baby! So she drops to her knees while I'm standing letting me lightly face fuck her until I erupted with a couple shots landing in her mouth until she was filled to the brim as I pulled out I had a couple more shots that landed on her forehead and lips and sexy little Tina sucked me till I was half limp before going to clean up and get some mouthwash. Afterwards we laid there for a minute then Rachel came in and gave me the pouty face and asked why I didn't wait for her, but I told her I was on a time crunch today and I'll be back in a few days. I forgot how much fun Tina is to fuck and I will definitely be making another trip to see her again before she rotates out.

I'm wiped out! See y'all in a couple days.

This is not acceptable. You waltz back into the forum and want to bounce after 3 visits in 2 days?? I had 5 visits in 2.5 days last weekend and I don't even live here...hahaha!

You need to man up, get up early and go visit Apple at Missly. I know it's not your side of town, but she can take it hard and deep and she's super hot and sweet and nice! I reviewed her, but I fucked up and called her April. Hahaha!

[SmallTittyLvr]

Had a great time with her. Polish, fit, late 20's maybe early 30's? Very petite and extremely flexible. CBJ and CFS, but she gives the best CBJ.

She is extremely flexible. Never had backshots with an ass-up, arched, full split before.

Totally worth the visit.

[AlexKx93]

I was dreaming about the Blue Ocean pretty frequently up until February. I went a total of 7 times. 3 of those were with my ATF Karina. All 5 of these girls were the top 5 hottest girls I've dreamt about. This girl Lexi that was there in Jan. Was the hottest 23 year old I've seen. Nice natural tits and a very natural looking fat booty. Thin, sexy straight black hair, and so pretty. I even brought my buddy with my whole mom had recently passed to cheer him up and he had Lexi's sister in the next room over LOL. Of course I went back to try the sister out. The sister, Victoria, 35 blonde with nice mm's, put the cap on with her mouth, she was aiming to please. Lucky for me I speak Spanish so I'm able to chat them up and make them feel comfortable with me so of course YMMV. All these girls were FINE Latinas but it's been a few months that I've been there and I see no talk about the place here often! Let us know if you go. For now, I'm off to Tokyo to dream of some head.

That place usually sucks that's why there aren't many reviews anymore. Women there have a stuck up attitude and rush you. If you want Latinas stick to non-massage parlors ones.