Strip Club Reports

**Facials** · 05-10-26 14:52

She is an interesting look. Sylvie with suck a golfball thru a gardenhose.

BBBJ.

**TheMightyQuinn** · 05-10-26 10:23

Sorry to anyone sending messages. Inbox was full. The site has pretty limited capacity. Cleaned out the box so feel free to drop tour DM.

**Farquar2** · 05-08-26 15:52

Originally Posted by Froggy2 [View Original Post]

Any new intel on Kittens, and if they are still enforcing their new no tops off, or no bar boobs in the lap dance area? Not willing to pay $40 for not much more than an air dance. Guess I got spoiled.

I've heard that the "no topless in the LDA" is a house rule. However, it seems it's not strictly enforced. That may depend on the manager on duty at the time. Also, some / many dancers are known to violate the "rule" on their own volition. Any further updates would be appreciated.

**CoronaLime** · 05-08-26 13:22

I go to club daytime.

Monse busy.

No Anya. No Diamond. No Mandy. No Liz.

I see Paisley. She tell me I handsome.

She suck wang. I cum on booby.

**Facials** · 05-08-26 13:19

Originally Posted by DamianDono [View Original Post]

First time really posting here and first time in the club. Check my just history in other sections, I'm legit.

Having read all the Monse and Luna misadventures I decided I wanted to fill one of their mouths with a load today and see what the fuss was about. It was around 3 when I got there. Got my drink and had a seat as Monse finished a set. Man someone called it that place is DARK. Like I couldn't see my own bills to pay admission. This is ultimately a good thing.

I watched for a moment before a total cutie wandered over. I politely told her I was going to watch but she was the first of a parade of absolute smoke shows that took their chance with me. I was on a mission though. Then Adora wandered over. She put her hand right on my quickly growing cock through my pants and promised a good time. Somehow I even pried her off but my will was weakening.

Finally I eyed Luna and she took the hint. She was easy to spot. She came over and I considered letting her blow me but I decided she wasn't for me today, lied that I have seen Monse before and want to again. She said she's her "#1 *****" but was about to go with another guy to the back but they spoke in Spanish that the would come for me next. I wasn't really overly into Luna but I was all about letting Monse swallow my load. Luna flat out said "were nasty always sucking and fucking".

She made me wear a condom too.

**BbKingg** · 05-08-26 12:20

Originally Posted by CTownrich [View Original Post]

I only come in here to update.
Don't message me asking for rates, when they work or any of that shit.

This is from my experience only.

Pandoras

Monse cfs, daty, BBFS, BBBJCIM, bbbjcof, bls, greek. Duos.

Liz, BBBJCIM, bbbjcof, bbfscip, daty, bls, rimmjob duos.

Mandy cfs, BBFS, BBBJCIM, bbbjcot, bbbjcof, duos.

Adora, HJ, CBJ, BBBJ, cfs, cot.

Chanal, cfs, CBJ, BBBJ.

Mimi, HJ, CBJ, cfs.

Naomi, CBJ, BBBJ, cfs.

Paisley, HJ, CBJ, BBBJ, cfs, dup.

Anya, HJ, cfs.

Diamond HJ, CBJ, cfs, duo.

Sunny, HJ, CBJ, BBBJ, cfs.

Luxe BBBJ, daty, cim, cfs, BBFS.

Jessica, CBJ, BBBJ, cim, cfs.

Ava, HJ, CBJ, cfs.

Mercedes HJ, CBJ, cfs.

Sierra CBJ, HJ, BBBJ, cfs.

Sylvie, CBJ, bbbjcimws, cfs, BBFS, daty duo.

Tee HJ.

Myoko HJ, BBBJCIM, cfs, BBFS.

Lilly HJ.

Kittens.

Irina HJ, CBJ, cfs, BBBJ.

Gia, HJ, CBJ, bbbjcot, cfs, BBFS.

Kandi HJ, cnj, BBBJ, cfs.

Love, HJ, CBJ, cfs, bbfscip, cfs, greek.

Louis V CBJ, cfs.

Honey CBJ, BBBJ, cfs, bbfscip.

Shy daty, cfs, CBJ, HJ.

Brittney HJ, CBJ, cfs.

Nova HJ, CBJ, cfs.

You have had a fun year.
Does anyone else have experiencenwith Adora and Sunny..i hear ymmv big time.

**Anony** · 05-07-26 22:26

Originally Posted by Bigrandy [View Original Post]

I know this isn't the best place in Seattle, but does anyone offer any extras here? I'm especially interested in Ariel, she dances at Pandora's but I'm not sure what she goes by there.

This place along with Dreamgirls at Rick's had been on a steep decline. The last review on tuscl is from December. That shows how much of a ghost town this club has become. I stopped going when they raided the price of a dance to $50 a song and you had to prepay the manager instead of the stripper.

**ShavedKitties** · 05-07-26 19:41

Originally Posted by AznSensation1 [View Original Post]

Pandoras has been really bad at updating the. Dayshit line up on Insta.

Does anyone know Anya's schedule? I keep missing her.

I might try Sunny next time.

You can find her Thursday's, she was there today.

**DirtyFuk** · 05-07-26 18:02

Originally Posted by RandyWanker [View Original Post]

Sounds like DirtyFuk owes you one.

If it was Cinco de Mayo, it was not me.

I am a dirtyfuk.

**Bigrandy** · 05-07-26 17:47

I know this isn't the best place in Seattle, but does anyone offer any extras here? I'm especially interested in Ariel, she dances at Pandora's but I'm not sure what she goes by there.

**YankDude** · 05-07-26 17:22

This info. Is priceless. I am long overdue for a visit.

Thanks!

Originally Posted by CTownrich [View Original Post]

I only come in here to update.
Don't message me asking for rates, when they work or any of that shit.

This is from my experience only.

Pandoras

Monse cfs, daty, BBFS, BBBJCIM, bbbjcof, bls, greek. Duos.

Liz, BBBJCIM, bbbjcof, bbfscip, daty, bls, rimmjob duos.

Mandy cfs, BBFS, BBBJCIM, bbbjcot, bbbjcof, duos.

Adora, HJ, CBJ, BBBJ, cfs, cot.

Chanal, cfs, CBJ, BBBJ.

Mimi, HJ, CBJ, cfs.

Naomi, CBJ, BBBJ, cfs.

**CTownrich** · 05-07-26 16:54

I only come in here to update.
Don't message me asking for rates, when they work or any of that shit.

This is from my experience only.

Pandoras

Monse cfs, daty, BBFS, BBBJCIM, bbbjcof, bls, greek. Duos.

Liz, BBBJCIM, bbbjcof, bbfscip, daty, bls, rimmjob duos.

Mandy cfs, BBFS, BBBJCIM, bbbjcot, bbbjcof, duos.

Adora, HJ, CBJ, BBBJ, cfs, cot.

Chanal, cfs, CBJ, BBBJ.

Mimi, HJ, CBJ, cfs.

Naomi, CBJ, BBBJ, cfs.

Paisley, HJ, CBJ, BBBJ, cfs, dup.

Anya, HJ, cfs.

Diamond HJ, CBJ, cfs, duo.

Sunny, HJ, CBJ, BBBJ, cfs.

Luxe BBBJ, daty, cim, cfs, BBFS.

Jessica, CBJ, BBBJ, cim, cfs.

Ava, HJ, CBJ, cfs.

Mercedes HJ, CBJ, cfs.

Sierra CBJ, HJ, BBBJ, cfs.

Sylvie, CBJ, bbbjcimws, cfs, BBFS, daty duo.

Tee HJ.

Myoko HJ, BBBJCIM, cfs, BBFS.

Lilly HJ.

Kittens.

Irina HJ, CBJ, cfs, BBBJ.

Gia, HJ, CBJ, bbbjcot, cfs, BBFS.

Kandi HJ, cnj, BBBJ, cfs.

Love, HJ, CBJ, cfs, bbfscip, cfs, greek.

Louis V CBJ, cfs.

Honey CBJ, BBBJ, cfs, bbfscip.

Shy daty, cfs, CBJ, HJ.

Brittney HJ, CBJ, cfs.

Nova HJ, CBJ, cfs.

**AznSensation1** · 05-07-26 15:53

Pandoras has been really bad at updating the. Dayshit line up on Insta.

Does anyone know Anya's schedule? I keep missing her.

I might try Sunny next time.

**AznSensation1** · 05-07-26 14:29

Originally Posted by Jwthdytiak [View Original Post]

Paisley actually have more on her menu now? Last time I saw her she only wanted to give a HJ with a condom on.

Really. Huh. She is FS, CBJ, HJ type for a long time. Weird boob job.

Things are slow at the clubs. Go take another spin.

**RandyWanker** · 05-06-26 20:32

Originally Posted by PRodick [View Original Post]

Monse is still Monse.

She told me to cum in her pussy because she had a client waiting that wanted to eat her out.

To whoever it was, you are welcome.

Sounds like DirtyFuk owes you one.