Streetwalker Reports

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Hi Its my understanding that most red light cameras are also speed light cameras, So if its flashing on the green. It means you or someone is going to fast. I believe its set 5 mph over the limit. So watch your speed also. I am near one and it flashes all the time while green, when its winter you can see it flashing a ton. I think every flash is hundreds of dollars for the companies that install these and the city gets a cut. Please tell the homeless that there is about 6 lbs of copper in them, We could do like some places in Europe. Groups of people go rip them down and destroy them.

Cheers sunny weather this week. Should have some girls out.

Its been a bit up and down lately. One day lots out. But Saturday night. Hardly any out on 82nd when I passed by.

[ZaviJava]

Thursday Afternoon:

Copilot & I were doing an errand or two just before the rain started. Ran a JCB Sandy JCB look.

Not one diversion for your dick until Walgreens which had middle twenties BSW in black & gold capri pants & black top above spiked gold pumps. Not bad looking. She had an nicely shaped ass & was shakin' like its hot. Lost her when the Northbound Burnside light changed too fast for a freehand shot. Last seen in Hong Phat lot.

Errand finished & headed Stark Sandy JCB as the rain intensified.

The traffic cameras between Burnside Glisan were flashing erratically even when you had the green. Burnside camera flashed me on the green as well as the Glisan one travelling north or South. Must been some sort of testing or weather-related glitch.

Apathetic about the avenue, I only made it as far as Sandy before heading South for home.

Not another 304 seen Sandy JCB but some PPDSUV spotted.

Recon Soundtrack: Steve Earle "Washington Street Serenade".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4dMr1swkQE

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Friday Night:

Since I passed on Tori recently wasn't surprised that she texted me up around 7:00. She said it'd been a month since we connected & wanted to visit.

Copilot & I headed out JCB Stark JCB not long after that.

Nothing seen until Budlandia.

Which had an umbrella toting extremely busty & tall amazon fornida redheaded BBW LSW in in short faux fur & the usual 304 fripperies of black lace bottoms & thong above white heels. Add goliath spider eyelashes & thunder thighs & belly jelly rolls topped off by a noticeable pinche piercing. There was so much wrong with this one.

Still empty all the way to Stark where I veered off to Tabor area to my night's fate. Looking lowkey lascivious in black tights & hoodie over braless tee with her laundry bags & some takeout from some place on Stark.

Near the old carts at Eastport thought I saw Shannon (report 5932 & 6011) looking haggard. Rammer's right she is looking more skante than when first encountered.

After getting laundry started, reheated her dinner for her (I'd ate earlier though I did steal a few of her fries) poured out some mango margaritas & watched a few episodes of "The Testaments" before retiring to bedroom for an extended frolic of fucking with a break between rounds to watch SNL.

Minus counting a finger or my tongue no backyard action this time around, yet that tasty & tight Gen Z front yard drained my backlog at least three times before bringing her home this afternoon. Theres some sort of healing properties about a girl almost a half century younger than you desperately begging you to fill her up.

I did see heavy LEO on all sides of the avenue.

Sunday Afternoon:

Brought Tori home after a third release in that young pre lubed coinslot & making us pancakes with blueberries.

Saw not a thing JCB Stark JCB & to be honest did not really care.

Recon Soundtrack: David Nelson Band December 19,2009 at Point Arena, CA. Working my way through this bootleg.

https://archive.org/details/dnb2009-....105462.flac16

Safe recons & tight lines.

[Hive Chicago]

Near Sandy and 102 this morning. The cute shapely perfect BSW young girl was standing there in low cut booty shorts which were skin tight. A quarter would bounce off that ass and put your eye out.

Further up the road at the Horseshoe motel. A decent looking girl was sitting on the concrete wall watching traffic. I did not get a great look. Traffic and the Sun in the eyes did not help. But her body was fine. Just always keep the Hodar on, Its harder to find them now then years ago. In the far past. You could find one on 162nd or 181st or Powell. But not much anymore. However Sometimes around a Convenience store, Good pickings might happen. The Fremont and 82nd street Plaid pantry had had a few cuties coming and going. So it might bare fruit.

Cheers guys sunny weather certainly helps.

Nice shot of that bubble butt!

Any time I see a woman walking alone with a suitcase I kind of assume she's either a stripper or hooker or both. Maybe I'm wrong, but I see it often enough in these areas where there's not a lot of civilian foot traffic where it could be a sound theory.

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Sorry for not being clearer. This website also does not allow much in the way if high resolution shots. But as youc an see She does have a bubble butt.

Where did our sun go. This photo has gone from 4. 3 Meg to 31.6 KB so the resolution is not the best, but you can still see the cute bubble butt.

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Near Sandy and 102 this morning. The cute shapely perfect BSW young girl was standing there in low cut booty shorts which were skin tight. A quarter would bounce off that ass and put your eye out.

Further up the road at the Horseshoe motel. A decent looking girl was sitting on the concrete wall watching traffic. I did not get a great look. Traffic and the Sun in the eyes did not help. But her body was fine. Just always keep the Hodar on, Its harder to find them now then years ago. In the far past. You could find one on 162nd or 181st or Powell. But not much anymore. However Sometimes around a Convenience store, Good pickings might happen. The Fremont and 82nd street Plaid pantry had had a few cuties coming and going. So it might bare fruit.

Cheers guys sunny weather certainly helps.

[ZaviJava]

I have been ignoring the Northern end this week for various reasons yet mostly gas prices and/or the continual construction on the avenue.

Yet to say the least, recent everyday South travels have been entertaining last few days...

Monday Afternoon:

Around 3:00 finally went out on 82nd after a quick stop at AutoZone for backordered part. Ran into this younger (but not too young) pretty cute LSW entertaining offers nearby. Talked her up some & passed on her for all the usual reasons including a fully covered & outrageous ask. Forgot her name thirty seconds after talking to her. Laughs...

Tuesday Night:

With a renewed tenacious to these nagging cough/cold symptoms, needed to hit Happy Valley FM around 6:30 for more cough syrup & Sudafed. Passing Cartlandia saw this late twenties brunette low key hitchhiking in white top, pink semi translucent pants & black boy shorts. As I passed that she was hitchhiking became all the more apparent.

With traffic light pulled over & asked where she was going up to Powell upper numbers. Name was Ashley (Ash) & she had a nice look about her to go with her healthy chest. Dropped her off at some apartments near 170th+- after exchanging numbers. Perhaps some diversifier action in the future seems a possibility...

Thursday Night:

Was on my way to helping Dania with her biweekly grocery shopping...
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The skinny WSW brunette criddler with an Auschwitz style haircut was barefoot in black tank top & jeans just North of Flavel. She offered me BBFS for 60.00 last summer & those dirty blackened feet are surely the cleanest thing about her. As always, I avoid try to avoid all eye contact...

Right around the corner ran across an irritated Emily (report #5677) fiddling with her phone as she waited for some late running date. Talked with her for a quick minute after pulling into the lot there. Despite her giving me number by calling my phone, she also was adamant that BBFS wasn't going to happen if we had a second date. I'm debating calling again or just deleting the number.

Got our grocery shopping done & unloaded at Dans place. Made plans for an overnight Saturday. We both agreed, its been too long...

Saturday Night:

Had been down around 39th & Holgate area for a follow-up on a house I prepped for sale recently. The owner & I talked fishing for a long while then I had to beg off as my pickup time was fast approaching...

Headed up Woodstock>82nd>Clackamas.

At Woodstock light my inner tuning fork rang out 5150 to a shorthaired sturdy criddler BSW or Boricua (or something) in pink pants & brown boots below an open tan shirt displaying a not totally repugnant jiggling pair. The black sedan behind me must have thought that pair of honkers were scoop worthy. The second the light changed was laying on his horn & gesturing for me to get the fuck out of the way & turn. Watched in my rear view as he seemed to have pulled off an obvious as fuck scoop. Laughs.

After chuckling the rest of my short recon was non climatic on the way to Clackamas.

Made some basic Salmon tacos along with mango margaritas & watched a couple episode of "Euphoria" season 3 before carnally catching up on the last couple weeks. Ran the threes before bringing her to work Monday AM. Good times...

A couple of motorcycle cops & the new light champagne colored (OSP?) undercover SUV were out both nights.

Recon Soundtrack: Little Feat "Hoy Hoy". Worked my way through this week.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...06Ysie16gfNWBN

Safe recons & tight lines.

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Cute BSW great fit body bubble but and nice tight legs. Likely could hump the hell of out anyone. Nice body not fat. Not skinny but just right by most standards. She was walking east near the old Oak Furniture store. Likely to one of the notels up the street.

Have a great day guys.

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Have not been out too much lately. Last night was the exception due to a customer needing a new heat exchanger which is impossible to find, and need remade. After measuring it.

Cruised up 82nd. From Stark to sandy. And back At the Plaid Pantry. Store on the east side of 82 across from the Popeye's Chix place. Inside was one very light skinned not skinny or fat. Just healthy sized with buns hanging out. Nothing to get excited about. There was a cute trim civie in the store. I was hoping she was working. Sadly she was not, One never knows. Outside a girl was parked in her car. Tall Ok body. White dress. Just not appealing. She wanted a date. Might of been ok but I did not get a super good look at her face. Maybe if I was harder up. A few on the street. But nothing on sandy or at the 82nd and sandy junction where the 7-11 has yielded fruit in the past. But not much in the last 9 months. Seems all the criddlers have slid further down the hill. Not a lot great trim at that 7-11 in the last 9 months. Seems that since they put in the camera in the lot, Some of the more normal if you can call that normal girls have moved else where.

If you do not like the report. I do not give a fuck. Just hop along.

Cheers be safe. Avoid problems.

[Bobby ShafToe]

Here is a prime reason to be careful. However some lucky guys are hitting them too young, This can cause you huge grief is you get wrapped up in this. Please think with the big head. Ages 13 to 17 and we need to be extra careful. I know it goes on. But as you know If it does not bleed it does not lead any news story.

https://www.kptv.com/2026/05/07/6-te...ue-police-say/

So read the hints and tips on the pages here in. , Watch your six, If its too good to be true it usually IS.

Cheers nice weather is here and the girls are out. But skittish for a few days after stories like this pop.

Same for Massage places. I have still been waiting for American girls to be at a massage place. Seems the local LE does not care as much about the trafficked Asian girls. We could certainly use a mix of Eastern Block hot girls, Like Romanian Czech and Ukrainian girls here. Would not that be a dream. I need to go back to Eastern Europe for another vacation.

Fuck, man. The topic of this article is scary as hell. The traffickers running these girls should be put away for a long long time. There should be no mercy for these fuckers.

All of LE'S efforts should be focused on busting actual trafficking not the stupid little stings on consenting adults that they keep running.

[RammerRammer]

Gasp. Derp.

[Amp Guide]

Here is a prime reason to be careful. However some lucky guys are hitting them too young, This can cause you huge grief is you get wrapped up in this. Please think with the big head. Ages 13 to 17 and we need to be extra careful. I know it goes on. But as you know If it does not bleed it does not lead any news story.

https://www.kptv.com/2026/05/07/6-te...ue-police-say/

So read the hints and tips on the pages here in. , Watch your six, If its too good to be true it usually IS.

Cheers nice weather is here and the girls are out. But skittish for a few days after stories like this pop.

Same for Massage places. I have still been waiting for American girls to be at a massage place. Seems the local LE does not care as much about the trafficked Asian girls. We could certainly use a mix of Eastern Block hot girls, Like Romanian Czech and Ukrainian girls here. Would not that be a dream. I need to go back to Eastern Europe for another vacation.

[ZaviJava]

Thursday Afternoon:

Winding my way towards home after doctor appointment around 2:30+- yet wanting to hit bank. Did a Clackamas>JCB>Division>JCB look.

Near Fu Bonn had a curly haired WSW or Boricua in pink painted on pants suit & low heels heading North. The stern definitely caught my attention while the bow was just as defined with some weapons grade prominent roast beef pussy print. Had some sudden Au just sauce & horseradish longings...

After my stop disregarded any & all longings & headed home.

Recon Soundtrack: John Coltrane Quartet - "My Favorite Things".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlFNy9iWrpE

Saturday Night:

With one health issue finally cleared up next was this nagging persistent cold/cough/congestion flu issue that comes & goes for the last ten days+-. Slowed me down so much I begged off an evening with one of my regulars & even skipped a fishing trip Sunday. Sighs...

Thoroughly uninspired to cook at home, copilot & I went out for some Chinese takeout on lower Sandy around 7:15+-. A double order of Hot & Sour soup & a few other favorites while couch locked w/ some binge watching was my only agenda tonight.

Between coughing my lungs out & blowing snot rockets out open truck window. Did see a few 304 out...

First seen was a masked fuglie brunette near Woodstock in gray leggings & black wife beater above red sneakers. Despite her halfhearted mask the unsettling eye fuck stare thrown my way made me glad I couldn't see her mouth. She was a four alarm fire...of fuglie...

Harrison threw out a young LSW all in black with white sneakers. While not the worst was far from the best.

Just past the above had a drink carrying short haired dirty blonde in form fitting white top above black slacks. The partial buzz cut on left side of her head did nothing for me except make her ears appear more Dumbo like.

Murder Street had a solitary mixed or LSW in orange Spanx & short black jacket above White House slippers. Looked cranky...

After picking up my takeout & not paying attention started down Sandy which I quickly aborted but not before seeing a cute brunette in ass showing skirt above yet another pair of sneakers at Knolls driveway.

I stopped at Fremont convenience store for water & saw the orange Spanx wearing one with a friend heading to same store. As they goose stepped past me their loud ghetto trash talking was all I could hear. If that doesn't shrivel your dick like a raisin in the sun, it kinghell should...

Sunny had a couple...

A sturdy meh WSW in white top & jeans above yet another pair of sneakers. Yawns...

Adjacent to the above was a chunky & ugly LSW in black onesie waving at all traffic. Yeech...

Were the last seen...

Saw few PPDSUV out mostly in the North & far South. Nothing too worrisome from what I saw.

Tried to post this late Saturday but the forum was experiencing another DOS attack.

Recon Soundtrack: The Young Rascals - "Groovin". Some blue-eyed soul for this short cuisine cruise...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8A2PZTzqMQ&themeRefresh=1

Safe recons & tight lines.

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She was near the budget hotel on the north side of the street, Kind of a New Jersey look. Nice fit body. Black hair pleasant face. Sadly she had some criddlers around here. But she was watching traffic. These leaches make it hard to approach as they looked unsavory. One never knows. Just keep an eye out.

Still occasionally seeing the long time indian Latina on sandy near the Pho place. Not a lot else going on.

Stay safe out there.

[RammerRammer]

ZJ- spotted Shannon around Eastport- streets have her now- skante. During the pivot I spied a cute crust Eugene-ish Diversifier- she Cinderella'd me on pivot, would've liked to chat her up, Shannon pass.

And in true Blade fashion spotted Roxanne skante folded at the TB bus stop a few days later, on the way to the Country Club.

I'm eating out East in the numbers most nights. Stabbed multiple Diversifiers and Civies.

Have noticed more action Mid Blade, South and out East wey.

[MarkDean]

Emptying the phone...

I always enjoy your pics. The fishing look great. What fun fishing and fucking. Enjoy the weekend.