Massage Parlor Reports

[Ahbraham]

I was driving my way to VM met the ladies but they're not my target, so I decided to try pings nice youngish lady received me at the door, I paid for half hour (its what I always do on the first times), pay the fee, took me to the TS nice shower lots of teasing we joke around, it's all fun and jokes till we got back to the room, I followed someone elses advice tu set the money on the table she tells me to wait for her in the table which I did, am then she comes back and I told her about the tip, she then counted it $. 2 and I said full experience she then said $$, which seemed too much for what I was getting I replied $. 5 and all the sudden she lost her mind, she said no, we do massage only and started "massaging" me barely touching and pinching with one hand I turn around and looked and her and asked if she was ok? I don't know if she thought I was LEO but she was clearly visually scared. I tried to graze her leg but it was all lost, can you older mongers help a fella understand what I did wrong?

[MacSaman]

I go when the places open. Want clean girl.

Was hoping to swing by VM and see my sweet little Mimi last night, but there were two trucks at the front door after 8:30 so I knew I was cock-blocked at VM. I decided to take a bit longer ride upto Lakeview to test the waters there, and to my surprise, I found a fountain of youth who calls herself "Lucky". She was the mamasaan and tried to push the less appealing younger gal (I don't remember her name) on me, but I wanted to see if Lucky was all she claimed to be. I insisted on her because I am not big on younger AMP girls due to GPS. For all you youngens who think any woman north of 30 is unappealing, I think you will find Lucky to break that assumption of yours. She has a youthful face, smile and attitude. Her body is at least 20 years junior of her actual age which I put at late forties, early fifties.

Standard house fee. Got comfy, took the position and waited for Lucky to return. When she did, I mentioned again that I needed a TS "Because I want to be CLEAN!" She wrapped me in a towel, and escorted me to the TS room. The rub-a-dub, dub was okay, but nothing special. She took her time cleaning all the nooks and crannies, but it just wasn't on-par with Mimi's TS skills. A thorough rinsing, dry-off pat-down and wrapped once again in the towel and led back to the treatment room. The massage was weak, almost worthless, but on the flip she asked me what I wanted. I whispered in her ear: "my old girl here (Candy) was my GF and always made me feel like I was the man in her life every time I stopped in. If you can do that for me, you will be my NEW GF," She laughed, said: "okay" after agreeing to a Ben and a Jack, then off everything came. She wanted to go 69, but with this being my first time with her, I said NO. I wanted us to take turns laying on the table, her first. She assumed the position, and I got INTO position. Starting at her neck, working from side-to-side and then down her chest to each of her tiny nips (BTW, if you like B-cups that are firm OEM, you will love hers!) then down her entire torso until I hit the sweet spot. In a word, DELICIOUS. Fresh, shaved and completely bald; ready for fun and frolic! As I was DATY, the doorbell went off (Damn! I figured as late as I was-I got there at 8:40) they would have turned the open sign off, but nope. Just my luck. Another customer walked in and she yelled to the youngen to answer the call. After 30+ seconds, Lucky apologized, got off the table, got dressed and greeted the new customer. He asked for a 30 minute massage. By then, the youngen finally made it up front. Okay, once she pawned the young stiff dick off to the youngen, she got back down to her birthday suit once again, and happily got into position for me to finish her off. She told me before we went down this road, her friend was very sensitive and not to go too hard (Which in USA jargon means she's been playing hide the weeny all day!) Well, I was already here, so I obliged, got her to finally lay back, relax and enjoy the second round of attention. Surprisingly, I was able to achieve the mission. We layed together for a couple of minutes, with her telling me how much she liked the attention I provided to her, and how she wanted to give me the same in return. She got off the table, gave me one last feather-lite stroking from my chest down to my thighs and then ended at the center of my manhood. Junior responded and she then slipped on the cover for CBJ. Now, as many of you who read my reviews know, I am no longer in my 20's OR 30's, so covers don't work well with me unless I am with someone I share more than just one hour with, so she had to work pretty hard to get Junior in the game. Once there, she said: "Okay baby, come up here and go slow. " Well, who am I to give a lady a "hard" time! LOL. I entered, and grabbed on as she straddled the table. Then, DING DONG! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? This time it wasn't a stiff dick, it was a kitty wanting to get stroked! Lucky looked at me, knowing she would have to get dressed yet again, and deal with the young woman who came in 20 minutes early. She knew I was pissed, but she is the Mamasaan, so she had to get off the table, get dressed yet again, and get the kitty into the last treatment room (right next to us!) I could hear the discussion. "I am still with customer. I be back in 15 minutes!" At this point, I wasn't sure if it was worth the frustration to go the way of a silent film star, but Lucky was so upset that we were interrupted TWICE, she told me she will make sure I am happy tonight, but even more-so NEXT time, just to make up for the BS late night business. Once again, she got on the table, played with Junior to get him back in the game, guided him in and while back in rhythm the table began to rock a bit too much. We were both concerned with the possibility of our noise transferring into the room next door, so she grabbed onto me and held on for dear life, while I lifted her off the table so we could finish in standing-mish. Even then, with the cover, no matter how much we would grind together, I couldn't reach my destination. Lucky could see the frustration in my eyes so she asked me to place her down on the ground. Once there, she took to her knees, opened wide and gave a wonderful flute-playing performance worthy of any virtuoso. Needless to say, there was a "standing" ovation.

One reason why I choose to visit near closing time is to avoid what happened last night. There is nothing I disdain more than getting into a great session, only to hear the doorbell, and then my masseuse tell me she has to go up front. On top of that, I found it odd that #1. They were open past 9 PM. Usually, at least over the past year when I have driven by after 8 PM, the place is dark, and the Open sign is off. When I arrived at 8:40 and the sign was still on with NO ONE in the parking lot, I thought I might be in for a great time. #2. To see that much late traffic in Marion County is almost unheard of. In the end, it was a good time, worthy of a repeat visit, but shockingly, it seems like I am not the only one who likes coming in late nowadays, especially in the first half of the work week.

SO-8.

[MacSaman]

Great report, but now for the drum-roll, delayed answer inquiring minds need to know. How much did you tip?

SO-8.

This is what I do, 1 hour I go in the room and put a 100 and 2-50's or 5 20's on the table Girl comes is I point to the table. No questions we know why we are here!

I don't like negotiating it turns it into something else. Not as good for me. When I am done if it was worth 2 C notes we are good but if not I will pick some of it back up.

Done this more than once and I tell the Boss girl SO-SO.

I left it all at Pings I was bow legged when I left. HaHa.

[Tugthug1]

How much did that set you back?

Not op, 200 full service hour plus door. I did 80 for HJ everythings negotiable. I'm new here. And way less service and beauty for your buck here.

[Dongr]

Drive by Lakeview today and it looked still closed. No cars m the parking lot. Might be wrong, as it used to be My go to.

They are definitely open. I live close by and drive by often.

[SpecialOne8]

Was hoping to swing by VM and see my sweet little Mimi last night, but there were two trucks at the front door after 8:30 so I knew I was cock-blocked at VM. I decided to take a bit longer ride upto Lakeview to test the waters there, and to my surprise, I found a fountain of youth who calls herself "Lucky". She was the mamasaan and tried to push the less appealing younger gal (I don't remember her name) on me, but I wanted to see if Lucky was all she claimed to be. I insisted on her because I am not big on younger AMP girls due to GPS. For all you youngens who think any woman north of 30 is unappealing, I think you will find Lucky to break that assumption of yours. She has a youthful face, smile and attitude. Her body is at least 20 years junior of her actual age which I put at late forties, early fifties.

Standard house fee. Got comfy, took the position and waited for Lucky to return. When she did, I mentioned again that I needed a TS "Because I want to be CLEAN!" She wrapped me in a towel, and escorted me to the TS room. The rub-a-dub, dub was okay, but nothing special. She took her time cleaning all the nooks and crannies, but it just wasn't on-par with Mimi's TS skills. A thorough rinsing, dry-off pat-down and wrapped once again in the towel and led back to the treatment room. The massage was weak, almost worthless, but on the flip she asked me what I wanted. I whispered in her ear: "my old girl here (Candy) was my GF and always made me feel like I was the man in her life every time I stopped in. If you can do that for me, you will be my NEW GF," She laughed, said: "okay" after agreeing to a Ben and a Jack, then off everything came. She wanted to go 69, but with this being my first time with her, I said NO. I wanted us to take turns laying on the table, her first. She assumed the position, and I got INTO position. Starting at her neck, working from side-to-side and then down her chest to each of her tiny nips (BTW, if you like B-cups that are firm OEM, you will love hers!) then down her entire torso until I hit the sweet spot. In a word, DELICIOUS. Fresh, shaved and completely bald; ready for fun and frolic! As I was DATY, the doorbell went off (Damn! I figured as late as I was-I got there at 8:40) they would have turned the open sign off, but nope. Just my luck. Another customer walked in and she yelled to the youngen to answer the call. After 30+ seconds, Lucky apologized, got off the table, got dressed and greeted the new customer. He asked for a 30 minute massage. By then, the youngen finally made it up front. Okay, once she pawned the young stiff dick off to the youngen, she got back down to her birthday suit once again, and happily got into position for me to finish her off. She told me before we went down this road, her friend was very sensitive and not to go too hard (Which in USA jargon means she's been playing hide the weeny all day!) Well, I was already here, so I obliged, got her to finally lay back, relax and enjoy the second round of attention. Surprisingly, I was able to achieve the mission. We layed together for a couple of minutes, with her telling me how much she liked the attention I provided to her, and how she wanted to give me the same in return. She got off the table, gave me one last feather-lite stroking from my chest down to my thighs and then ended at the center of my manhood. Junior responded and she then slipped on the cover for CBJ. Now, as many of you who read my reviews know, I am no longer in my 20's OR 30's, so covers don't work well with me unless I am with someone I share more than just one hour with, so she had to work pretty hard to get Junior in the game. Once there, she said: "Okay baby, come up here and go slow. " Well, who am I to give a lady a "hard" time! LOL. I entered, and grabbed on as she straddled the table. Then, DING DONG! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? This time it wasn't a stiff dick, it was a kitty wanting to get stroked! Lucky looked at me, knowing she would have to get dressed yet again, and deal with the young woman who came in 20 minutes early. She knew I was pissed, but she is the Mamasaan, so she had to get off the table, get dressed yet again, and get the kitty into the last treatment room (right next to us!) I could hear the discussion. "I am still with customer. I be back in 15 minutes!" At this point, I wasn't sure if it was worth the frustration to go the way of a silent film star, but Lucky was so upset that we were interrupted TWICE, she told me she will make sure I am happy tonight, but even more-so NEXT time, just to make up for the BS late night business. Once again, she got on the table, played with Junior to get him back in the game, guided him in and while back in rhythm the table began to rock a bit too much. We were both concerned with the possibility of our noise transferring into the room next door, so she grabbed onto me and held on for dear life, while I lifted her off the table so we could finish in standing-mish. Even then, with the cover, no matter how much we would grind together, I couldn't reach my destination. Lucky could see the frustration in my eyes so she asked me to place her down on the ground. Once there, she took to her knees, opened wide and gave a wonderful flute-playing performance worthy of any virtuoso. Needless to say, there was a "standing" ovation.

One reason why I choose to visit near closing time is to avoid what happened last night. There is nothing I disdain more than getting into a great session, only to hear the doorbell, and then my masseuse tell me she has to go up front. On top of that, I found it odd that #1. They were open past 9 PM. Usually, at least over the past year when I have driven by after 8 PM, the place is dark, and the Open sign is off. When I arrived at 8:40 and the sign was still on with NO ONE in the parking lot, I thought I might be in for a great time. #2. To see that much late traffic in Marion County is almost unheard of. In the end, it was a good time, worthy of a repeat visit, but shockingly, it seems like I am not the only one who likes coming in late nowadays, especially in the first half of the work week.

SO-8.

Drive by Lakeview today and it looked still closed. No cars m the parking lot. Might be wrong, as it used to be My go to.

[Wood Maker]

Has anyone recently got the text from Lakeview with the business card picture supposedly there's a new girl Jenny there as anyone tried that out I'm like pick one for the team but I would hate to miss an opportunity to see my girl at wellness.

Drive by Lakeview today and it looked still closed. No cars m the parking lot. Might be wrong, as it used to be My go to.

[Kynkydzyrz 69]

Has anyone recently got the text from Lakeview with the business card picture supposedly there's a new girl Jenny there as anyone tried that out I'm like pick one for the team but I would hate to miss an opportunity to see my girl at wellness.

[Kynkydzyrz 69]

You obviously have been around for a bit so I totally respect your opinion, and I can't speak of the past when it comes to Orlando. Traveling a lot and going through Orlando recently the scene is very solid again IMO. Top 3 in the country. Maybe time to give it another shot. (although the hour plus drive sucks!) There are a few guys that really know the scene there, just DM them. I find it works every time.

I'll have to stroll back that way was over there fairly regular for a year or so but that was back and before COVID I think once after COVID for reading the Orlando forum it seemed like it has died off I'll have to go find out for myself would be a nice bike ride.

[Oscar Ocala]

I was heading north on 441 through the Villages for a trip to VM old stand by, and passed Pings. Hadn't been there for a year. Never been unhappy there just used to VM and Lakeview.

Turned around at the light and pulled into Pings.

Walked in and met by a girl I recognized from before who said "we have new girl, very good, you will like her. " She walked out from a room and the first thing I thought was Billy. If you have been to Pings in the past Billy was famous. She was in the room in just 2-3 minutes. Asked what I wanted for massage, said medium. Spent 5 minutes at the head of the table with the prize 5 inches from my face. Moved down spent another 20 minutes on the rest, nice massage.

Finished with light fingers and long hair on the thighs and boys. Couple pats on the ass leaves and comes back with a robe on.

Started with nice HJ added some oil for about 5 minutes then CBJ and climbed on for RCG.

Turned around after a few minutes slid down and finished with great CBJ. And she acted like she enjoyed it. Will go back before she is gone.

How much did that set you back?

[SpecialOne8]

Great report, but now for the drum-roll, delayed answer inquiring minds need to know. How much did you tip?

SO-8.

I was heading north on 441 through the Villages for a trip to VM old stand by, and passed Pings. Hadn't been there for a year. Never been unhappy there just used to VM and Lakeview.

Turned around at the light and pulled into Pings.

Walked in and met by a girl I recognized from before who said "we have new girl, very good, you will like her. " She walked out from a room and the first thing I thought was Billy. If you have been to Pings in the past Billy was famous. She was in the room in just 2-3 minutes. Asked what I wanted for massage, said medium. Spent 5 minutes at the head of the table with the prize 5 inches from my face. Moved down spent another 20 minutes on the rest, nice massage.

Finished with light fingers and long hair on the thighs and boys. Couple pats on the ass leaves and comes back with a robe on.

Started with nice HJ added some oil for about 5 minutes then CBJ and climbed on for RCG.

Turned around after a few minutes slid down and finished with great CBJ. And she acted like she enjoyed it. Will go back before she is gone.

[MacSaman]

I was heading north on 441 through the Villages for a trip to VM old stand by, and passed Pings. Hadn't been there for a year. Never been unhappy there just used to VM and Lakeview.

Turned around at the light and pulled into Pings.

Walked in and met by a girl I recognized from before who said "we have new girl, very good, you will like her. " She walked out from a room and the first thing I thought was Billy. If you have been to Pings in the past Billy was famous. She was in the room in just 2-3 minutes. Asked what I wanted for massage, said medium. Spent 5 minutes at the head of the table with the prize 5 inches from my face. Moved down spent another 20 minutes on the rest, nice massage.

Finished with light fingers and long hair on the thighs and boys. Couple pats on the ass leaves and comes back with a robe on.

Started with nice HJ added some oil for about 5 minutes then CBJ and climbed on for RCG.

Turned around after a few minutes slid down and finished with great CBJ. And she acted like she enjoyed it. Will go back before she is gone.

[NewAge7654]

It's a shame Orlando is not what it used to be I didn't mind the hour in 15 minutes drive for that play time.

You obviously have been around for a bit so I totally respect your opinion, and I can't speak of the past when it comes to Orlando. Traveling a lot and going through Orlando recently the scene is very solid again IMO. Top 3 in the country. Maybe time to give it another shot. (although the hour plus drive sucks!) There are a few guys that really know the scene there, just DM them. I find it works every time.

[Kynkydzyrz 69]

Right you are NewAge.

It's a shame Orlando is not what it used to be I didn't mind the hour in 15 minutes drive for that play time.

[Oscar Ocala]

Seeing that you have two whole posts I'm guessing your a complete rookie or just looking for info? Read a little bit and you will find what you seek. Take it from a traveler, Orlando has one of the best scenes in the country. If you're coming up empty here you might want to take up priesthood, you'll have a better chance of success.

Right you are NewAge.