Massage Parlor Reports

[TrolleyDodger]

This post belongs in the Hall of Fame. Holy shit, what a great read. The only thing that would have made it better for me was if Honey came back with a load dripping out of her instead of the condom, but that's just me since I'm a sucker for sloppy seconds. Thanks man, no wonder your inbox is full!

Honey is built for fucking- pink hair, her famous tight green top, pouty Asian face, tanned skin, huge DSLs, firm MM tits, and a bubble-like ass with the right amount of stretch marks on it.

60/180.

After church, I needed a reason to be forgiven.

1700 hours.

I'm waiting in the first room on the left of the entrance, the one that has a top gap in the wall for the air conditioning unit to pass through. I texted Honey's personal number.

Honey breaches the room and yells out "JON-JON!" as she's Licking her lips and pulling her tits out from underneath her green top. 180 exchanged. No peace treaty negotiations, we went straight to war. She pulled my dress pants down and started jerking me off roughly, no lube. Honey is someone who tests your limits, and today was judgement day. I baited her by giving her a friendly kiss, but she shoved back on the bed and told me how she wants it.

"Jon Jon. First you make me cum with my ass. ".

At this point, No BBBJ, No oil, No rubber, and I'm Semi Hard. With her top still on, exposed tits on the bottom, she lies down, spreading those legs on the opposite ends of hemispheres. While I'm trying to get a reaction from her as I'm digging my dry semi missile into her Desert storm, I hear the door bells swing open next door, giving me enough excitement to harden and completely drive my cock inside. This was my first time using this room, and it is clearly one of the smaller filler rooms I got put into, BUT the placement of the bed next to the window almost got us in trouble a couple of times from bystanders crosscutting through the parking lot to the bank. Honey joked about getting fucked so hard, that she flew out of the window, and had to explain what happened. LOL. This caught me off guard because I'm not used to her being so nice as I'm going HAM in her ass- then all of a sudden I already feel like I'm about to explode and I try my best to edge it back as much as I can. My helmet leaked a small portion of it, but I definitely came in her asshole.

"What's the matter, Jon Jon?" I didn't want her to leave too early- so in my shakey voice, I say 69. This should give me sometime to recover and return a favor and- NO, FUCK THAT.

When Honey 69's, she squats her asshole in front your face and expects you to tonguefuck and suck that shit- which means I was essentially sucking my own cum out of her asshole as she kamikazes her head down into my Pearl Harbor. My cum mixed with her shit juice tasted vile and salty. A female voice from the outside chimes-in in Chinese. Honey responds and reacts normally. It turns out the guy is still waiting for her, and I'm just approaching my 30 minute mark for the hour I paid. She told me very nicely, "Jon Jon, I need you to cum for me now. I go. Make him cum. Come back, and make you cum again, okay?

Before I said it was no problem, she shoves her index and middle finger deep into my asshole as she jerks me off and sticks that demonic tongue out. I told her to use the oil, but I can feel her head shaking "no" as she slobbers on my cock. I started to feel the eruption again, as her fingernails digs violently into my rectum making me want to shit. I honestly teared up in pain, but I'm a trooper. Then I unloaded whatever ammunition I had from my sack into her mouth, as squeezed my sack like a fucking stress ball. She shows me her snake-like tongue that she drank all of it. I said "good girl. " Then she smiles and shoves her semi shit covered two fingers in my mouth and tells me to clean it.

I licked the peanut butter off her fingers like the dog I am.

"Good boy. " She says.

She rolls her green top over her fat tits and places the standard pink massage robe on.

"I will leave the door open, so you can hear me getting fucked. " She exclaimed as I stroke my cock again for her.

1740 hours.

I stood there waiting directly behind the door as I can hear the commotions of Honey getting situated with the other Monger. She barely closes the door. Good girl. I heard them getting more physical. A lot of ass slapping and giggling inside. Then the door shuts! Cockblocker.

I didn't hear any loud moanings or backshots, so my boner got semi soft again. Door opens and Honey waltzed into my room with nothing but her green top exposing her tits, holding a condom with the tip filled with cum. "Do you want a taste, baby?" I stick my tongue out like I was going to drank another Man's cum. She got surprised, laughed, and held back the creamy water balloon. I was so turned on that I swung her around and thrusted my cock back into her wet pussy. "Oh, baby. I need to give customer massage. " I Metal Gear solid her box in middle of the hallway. She fucking likes it. Pussy gets wetter. Hops off my cock and gives me a sloppy DFK. I looked down, I saw a small stream of my cum leaking out of her pussy.

181X hours.

Finally, the last part of the session. All customers satisfied except me. Honey grabbed a couple of towels and placed it on the floor. It was time to set off those water grenades, and she gave me the option of doing it on my dick or on my face. I told her I wanted both as she squirted and pissed all over my nasty oiled up cock. Then we she would deep squat into a 69, as I swallowed all her squirt / piss juices from her pussy and ass, and she would slobbered the taste of her own medicine on my cock. It was stalemate. Neither one of us was going to wave the white flag as we both used our tongues to make each other cum. She jams her fingers in my asshole, I jammed mines into hers. It's like we pulled the pin of each others grenades and exploded in each others mouths. The war has ended.

We showered together as we dfked from this intense session. She joked about me having Masters degree, and I joked to her about having a business plan. We're just regular people now. I threw on my wolf jacket, slicked my hair back, and left holding onto two water bottles, one frozen and one room temperature.

Honey plants a gentle kiss on my cheek as I saluted and marched out of Leisure.

[DavidC27]

I decided to go last Friday after reading all the reviews. I texted late Thursday & told I can go at 9 AM. I text when on my way & they said Okay. The address online is correct, & its by the 7-11 but it was all closed up when I got there. It sucked walking back & forth between the front & back doors looking like a monger. I text that it was locked & they sent a pic of the front door. Eventually, a short asian lady walked up carrying a bunch of food bags & purses & trying to figure out the front lock while I stood out there again. When we finally got inside, she couldn't find the light switches. I spent 10-15 minutes holding my phones flashlight for her while she called / text someone & walked room to room flipping switches that didn't do anything. Eventually the lights came on & I asked to use the room with the special couch, but she said no. Then she asked if I wanted massage, I said no & she laughed & asked for $2. I asked of that was for an hr & she said only hh.

To back up, she was really hot. Short (5' at most) dark asian lady, straight black hair, MM D's, & super skinny. I was hoping things would get better after the chaotic start. Iooked at the clock & it was 9:30 already when I gave her the donation & she walked out to get a cover. She told me to take off clothes while she did the same. Gave maybe 1 LFK if that. She had me sit on the side of the bed & shed dropped for a decent BBBJ but definitely teeth scraped way too much. It honestly felt better when she just stroked between DT attempts. I did enjoy the view though & kept reaching down to grab the MM's.

It was only a couple minutes before she asked for FS. I asked for 69 & she agreed, but then she put her feet under my neck or back of my head & pulled me sochard into her that I couldn't see anything or even do much besides stick my tongue out. It didn't seem much fun for either of us. Only another couple minutes before she covered me & started ACG. Even though I felt like I wasnt getting my $ worth, I did feel like I was about to bust pretty quick, so I granbed her to slow down & she laid back to let me pump. It was a weird position & I kept going but felt myself bust a little, but not a full explosion so I could keep going. I was still going & trued to switch to standing mish, but she saw the bag & said "all done". I said no, but she wouldn't let me back in after seeing it. It was not even 9:30 so than 15 minutes total.

While you was getting dressed, she finally gave another light kiss & asked me for my number. She ran out & came back with a different cell phone & put her # in my phone & told me to call her next time. It was all super rushed & overpriced & I wished I had just gone back to leisure again.

She text me less than an hour later am& asked if she can come over. I don't even know what that meant when she was obviously working. I told her I'm only free on Fridays & no more texts since. I guess I can share the # if anyone wants to PM me, but I don't know if she's worth visiting.

She was sexy AF as far as body. Super short & slim, dark skin, really dark nips & clean kitty (from what I could tell) But she rushed me when there was nobody else there waiting or working & never even pretended to be into it. YMMV, but that was my experience on that one trip last Friday.

Tomorrow, I might go back to Leisure or just try somewhere on Valley or in Baldwin Park. I'm in LA on Valley anyway, so those are a lot closer but maybe not as much fun as the Whittier / Norwalk spots.

I'd love to hear any recs on better spots west of the 605.

[TomTomS-Shill]

Is the Latina still there? How do I find Ruby Spa?

Eva said she would be there all month (but you know how it goes) but she was pretty busy Tuesday so she likely will stay (other girl Kiki already went back to Van Nuys somewhere). Ruby no longer shows up on Google maps so Google 7-11 on Norwalk Blvd and Broadway.

[NaClDump98]

I'm contributing to the inflation because I always give a 160 tip, along with the HF Every time I see these young ladies. It's nice to see their backpage menu hasn't changed for new customers or repeaters.

Anyways, TomtomS, I'm curious to know who your ATF was because the combo with Angela (huge tits) and Nina (blowjob gymnast specialist) was a highlight reel for me in that small ass room 1 they put me into.

Does anyone know where Angela went to next or currently at? I wanted to see her but the day I attempted is when I found out they got closed down.

[Instantcummer]

I have not had a Latina in LA before and good ones have come and gone, but hearing a Latina who had a great body and would do kissing and BBBJ, had me intrigued. After landing at LAX, headed straight for Ruby. Not knowing what to expect, a short (maybe 5'-1" dyed blonde beauty in a tight white outfit, highlighted her crown jewel, the big perfect round butt. I was so mesmerized I forgot she didn't speak Chinese and couldn't even get Hola out of my mouth (she speaks very little English). This Colombian had huge hard MMs, shaved pussy, and a little round (flower?) tattoo on her back above her butt.

She said she is bad with showers but somehow she got me on the table shower bed (a miscommunication in my favor) for a clothed (her, not me) wash down (oh, how I have missed the table shower) but it was nice with thorough rubbing. She even dried me off.

Is the Latina still there? How do I find Ruby Spa?

[YungRaggerJ-shill]

I hate myself for it, but I wasn't planning on another visit. Somehow I still ended up at the front door. To my surprise, Daisy greeted me instead of Tina. It was a bummer tina is thick, but Daisy. Damn. With the bright lighting, I got a proper look at her. She's a cute little spinner, and she definitely looks like she's in her late 20's.

She led me to the first room on the left, stepped out while I undressed, and came back a few minutes later. She grabbed the Kirkland wipes and started cleaning me up, calling me a "clean boy" with a smile. Then she leaned in and gave me some DFK. Things heated up fast she climbed on top of me, kissing me deeply while her hands roamed. I let her take control as she worked her way down to my nipples, then lower.

She gave me some light rim which I didn't mind at all, followed by excellent BLS with strong suction. Then she moved to the side of the bed and started nibbling and teasing the head of my cock. Watching her was incredibly hot. When she moved to the main event, she offered 69, but I declined. I wanted her to do all the work today.

She tried taking me deep but couldn't quite manage it, which was honestly pretty hot to see. I asked if I could hold her head and guide her. She agreed, but every time I pushed a little further she'd gag hard and tap my thigh, signaling me to ease up. After a few attempts, she moved my hand away and said, "Too big. " So I let her do her thing. She kept working the head with sloppy, sucking and lots of tongue play. I was getting close to blowing a massive load when she looked up and asked, "You fuck me or I fuck you?

I told her to get on top. She jumped into ACG and the kitty was tight. Exactly what you'd expect from a petite spinner. She rode me hard while cradling my balls. After a few minutes I asked her to flip, and she switched to RCG. The shop was empty, so I was loud grunting, slapping her ass, and slamming up into her. Daisy was vocal and reactive, moaning as she took it.

At one point she tried sliding a finger into my ass and I immediately stopped her. She laughed, and I told her I wanted to finish in her mouth. She hopped off, told me to lie back, and went to work. She was determined to drain me. She even reached up and held both of my hands while she sucked with focus. Her tongue work was too good. When I popped, I heard her moan "mhmmmm" as she took it all and slid down to suck every drop out.

She came up, gave me a soft LFK, then spit everything onto the towel. She excused herself, came back with a hot towel, cleaned me up nicely, and even helped me get dressed. On the way out I got kisses from both her and Linda before grabbing a water and heading home.

Pale skin.

MM C cup's surprisingly I couldn't feel the bag.

Kitty had some fur.

Age for sure under 30's.

Height 5'3.

Decent Booty.

Total Damage 180.

[Warjackhammer]

Last I checked, it was 160 tip for one hour (+60 house). That's why 140 (hf+tip) is a better deal, but sometimes you just want to spend longer with someone (Mina).

I always get the maximized time if it's with a group of girls or someone I want to explore every single detail with. Mina left as I was spending more time with Nina and Angela separately outside. It's too bad I missed out on her!

I should take advantage of their backpage menu, because that extra 80 could be going to gas as I'm always commuting to OC lately.

Don't sleep on these guys, they'll be back from more talent from Las Tunas, San Diego, and Vegas! They're great!

[TomTomS-Shill]

I'm contributing to the inflation because I always give a 160 tip, along with the HF Every time I see these young ladies. It's nice to see their backpage menu hasn't changed for new customers or repeaters.

Anyways, TomtomS, I'm curious to know who your ATF was because the combo with Angela (huge tits) and Nina (blowjob gymnast specialist) was a highlight reel for me in that small ass room 1 they put me into.

Last I checked, it was 160 tip for one hour (+60 house). That's why 140 (hf+tip) is a better deal, but sometimes you just want to spend longer with someone (Mina).

[YungRaggerJ-shill]

I was at a work event when the itch hit. I fired off a text to see who was available, didn't even wait for a reply, and just headed straight over. I popped an old Rhino I had lying around and, just to be safe, took a BlueChew too.

Dressed like Richard Gere in a tux, I walked in. Tina greeted me she led me to the last room, cranked the AC on blast, and turned around. I handed her the donation before she could even ask. She smiled, said "okay," and stepped out.

I undressed. When she came back in and dropped her clothes, I was greeted by a wide hipped asian with a stunning face. She looked at me, smiled, and let out a little laugh. She grabbed some wipes, cleaned me up, and asked if kissing was okay. I said yes. We started with some DFK before she slowly worked her way down.

She began with some BLS, then took me down with good rhythm. The pills kicked in hard and I was throbbing. I grabbed the hat immediately. "Ready?" she asked. "Yes doggy. ".

Her booty was incredible. I still couldn't tell if it was real or a BBL, but it matched her hips perfectly. Her pretty kitty had some fur. I slid in and it felt amazing. She turned and looked back at me, starstruck, like she'd just seen Yao Ming. I pulled her close by the waist while we locked eyes. She started throwing it back hard, the view unreal.

I told her I wanted to lay down. Her English wasn't great, so she looked a little confused at first, but she caught on. She hopped on RCG, riding with a snug, wet grip. I told her how much I liked it but I wanted to see that cute face again. We switched to ACG She leaned forward and we went back to DFK she was thirsty for tongue. Eventually she got tired and laid on my chest while we kissed, but I wasn't there to cuddle. I told her to turn around. I needed to dump this load.

She flipped and started bouncing. That booty clapping was next level pure standing ovation material. She found an angle she loved and rode it hard, getting louder and more vocal. I decided to take control, flipped her into doggy, and started slamming. That's when Linda walked in and greeted me with a TUMA. "Two girls" ok LOL.

I kept pounding Tina while Linda gave me an insane RIM. She tried sneaking a finger in but I moved quick. I told linda get up and bend over I switched over to Linda while Tina stayed bent over. I gave Tina some playful smacks on the booty she looked back confused until I told her to get under and handle the family jewels. She switched while I railed Linda at this point another person comes in so I tell her it's ok to leave I'll focus on linda.

I flipped Linda to missionary. She pulled me in close and whispered, "Kiss me. " I shoved my tongue down her throat while her legs wrapped around me. It was getting intense she kept saying how wet she was. When I pulled out, the sheets were a tad bit wet. I ripped the hat off and told her I wanted CIM. She agreed with a smile.

I sat on the edge of the bed. She went to work, choking it down beautifully. Those nipples were perfect too. She pressed her nose into my pelvis, wiggling it around like she was hunting for every inch. It got sloppy fast saliva dripping down to her legs. She never once stopped. When I asked if I could grab her head she just moaned "mhmm. " I took control, slammed into her throat deep, and held her down as I exploded. She tried to come up for air but it was too late full Nagasaki down her throat.

She pulled off coughing, ran to the sink, and spit it all out. I apologized. She gave me a thumbs up. I cleaned up quick while she rinsed. I heard something about a hot towel but I was ready to go. On the way out she handed me a water and some cherries, then sent me off with a wet, cum flavored kiss that tasted like Din Tai Fung.

Linda's description since I finished with her.

C cup's with her nipples tattooed with a redish ink.

Shaved kitty.

Plump lips.

Nice round booty personally she's got a nice body.

Cute face Loves to DFK and warning to everyone she loves putting fingers up the poop chute or anything so beware.

Total Damge 360.

[SilentM11]

As in this is the same Zoey from leisure?

Lulu is back at star. If you guys recently had Zoey at leisure, this is her LOL. Lulu is gorgeous. 5'5". Right at 30. A very pretty angelic face, light skinned, eyelashes and makeup on point. Nice teeth and lips. One of the best natural bodies I've seen on an AMP girl. Slim, curvy with a nice round tight butt and hips with small waist. Scar on belly but everything tight. Nicotine patch on her arm. Beautiful natural but perky lower C cups. Clean shaved pussy with excellent hygiene.

No massage. I know her by now and went for immediate DFK once inside the room. Make out like long lost lovers. Her lips are very nice, good tongue use, excellent kisser. Unclothe while making out and she strokes me while we stand naked and DFK. I lightly rub her clit but don't attempt FIV. Goes down to suck my nipples. Usually when they suck my nips, it doesn't do much for me. But for some reason she's different and it works. She comes up for more DFK before going back down to an absolutely awesome BBBJ. BLS, running her lips up and down the shaft, slapping her cheeks, and bottomed out DT. 69 with even deeper DT. Beautiful clean pussy. Very small amount of meat to suck on. DATO and I straight out my tongue up her ass. No I objection. Reactive to DATY. She hops off, puts on cover and asks if I fuck her or she fucks me. I told her she fucks me so she starts in ACG. I grab her small waist and pound, then suck on her beautiful tits as I pound some more before hugging her, bringing her in with DFK and deep grinding. Switch to mish with more DFK before asking for doggy. My God. That view in doggy..

[Jrp21-shill]

Lulu is back at star. If you guys recently had Zoey at leisure, this is her LOL. Lulu is gorgeous. 5'5". Right at 30. A very pretty angelic face, light skinned, eyelashes and makeup on point. Nice teeth and lips. One of the best natural bodies I've seen on an AMP girl. Slim, curvy with a nice round tight butt and hips with small waist. Scar on belly but everything tight. Nicotine patch on her arm. Beautiful natural but perky lower C cups. Clean shaved pussy with excellent hygiene.

No massage. I know her by now and went for immediate DFK once inside the room. Make out like long lost lovers. Her lips are very nice, good tongue use, excellent kisser. Unclothe while making out and she strokes me while we stand naked and DFK. I lightly rub her clit but don't attempt FIV. Goes down to suck my nipples. Usually when they suck my nips, it doesn't do much for me. But for some reason she's different and it works. She comes up for more DFK before going back down to an absolutely awesome BBBJ. BLS, running her lips up and down the shaft, slapping her cheeks, and bottomed out DT. 69 with even deeper DT. Beautiful clean pussy. Very small amount of meat to suck on. DATO and I straight out my tongue up her ass. No I objection. Reactive to DATY. She hops off, puts on cover and asks if I fuck her or she fucks me. I told her she fucks me so she starts in ACG. I grab her small waist and pound, then suck on her beautiful tits as I pound some more before hugging her, bringing her in with DFK and deep grinding. Switch to mish with more DFK before asking for doggy. My God. That view in doggy. Too notch. Slim waist, round perfect ass, I pound away in doggy and blow my load. She removes the condom and proceeds to suck me completely dry. She clears the pipes. Clens up before she lays down and cuddles a bit and more making out before the sesh is over. A good time was had. Sometimes I just want a BBBJ when they girl gives good head, but when they're this pretty, I always cave in to CFS. Cherry came in afterwards and tells me to fuck her next time. Cherry is absolutely one of my favorites. Bomb thick little pint sized firecracker.

150 tip.

60 hr.

[Warjackhammer]

The response I got April 28 was yes, 40 hh +100 tip. When I was there two weeks ago, I did their 220 for hour because it was one my ATF (no longer there).

I'm contributing to the inflation because I always give a 160 tip, along with the HF Every time I see these young ladies. It's nice to see their backpage menu hasn't changed for new customers or repeaters.

Anyways, TomtomS, I'm curious to know who your ATF was because the combo with Angela (huge tits) and Nina (blowjob gymnast specialist) was a highlight reel for me in that small ass room 1 they put me into.

[TomTomS-Shill]

Also wondering if their rates are still that low.

The response I got April 28 was yes, 40 hh +100 tip. When I was there two weeks ago, I did their 220 for hour because it was one my ATF (no longer there).

[Usaram168]

Thanks for the update. Has anyone visited after it re-opened? Wondering if service levels are the same.

Also wondering if their rates are still that low.

[Asian_Pimp]

Thanks for the update. Has anyone visited after it re-opened? Wondering if service levels are the same.

What up, Pimp?! They're just closed temporarily.

They'll be back the day after tomorrow with new faces.

Cheers!