Massage Parlor Reports

[Malcolm1933]

Apologies gents, thanks to a monger on another review site, I got this name wrong. Her name is Apple, not April.

Whoops, misunderstood. In my defense though, my dick was in her mouth when I asked her what her name was. Hahaha! JK

Good one! I've used that for real. Guess most of us have. I get my dick in the girl's mouth as soon as possible to keep her from shushing me from groaning when my cock is throbbing and dripping wet. Shove it in her mouth and she'll be the one groaning. And she won't be able to tell you what to do while you're fucking her face.

[BooBoo24]

So I got a text from the House phone saying she "wants her two hours". No idea who this could be because one of my jokes with the girls after I finish is "I want two more hours." Hahaha! I am not a professional comedian, I promise.

Anyway, the mystery girl beckons me to come. And I take the bait because I love a solicitation. I'm the worst fish when they bait the hook with pussy...it's over. I drive to Lavender and buzz the door, a friend of a friend answers who I have not met...but I trust the situation.

A girl comes backing down the hallway while another girl distracts me, the hallway girl backs right up to me and ducks down and turns to put her head right up my shirt so I never saw her face. She starts licking my body with my shirt wrapped over her head while the other girls are groping and kissing me, WTF! I have no idea who this mystery girl is and I have to tell you, I kinda love it! Hahaha!

Finally, the girl pops her head out and it's Joey / Joy! A sexy little mynx with a sheepish grin and we're old pals, so we start laughing. But she wants me to try the new girl Monica, such a little tease. I take one look at Monica with her belly shirt and yogo pants and her Evelyn Lin mouth...okay I'm down!

Monica tosses me in a room and puts the double hands on my chest with a little make-out, Vivi follows her in the room and suggests the table shower. Ok, let's do it...I'll check the skills of the new girl.

We head back and it's all the accouterments of the o-town special TS, she's got it down. Sweet NURU body rub and a long TUMA...topped off with Vivi popping in to check on us and lifting her shirt up to drop her boobs in my mouth and then motorboat me while Monica's tongue was buried up my asshole. Gotta love it!

Back to the room and Monica gets right to her sexy demeanor, walks over for some LFK and heavy petting. She dropped for a serviceable BBBJ, needs a little work...not terrible but she's a little newer to the game.

Monica has a nice curvy way about her, lovely natty Cs and a nice round butt, flat tummy and I'd say about 5'5". When I flipped her on the table for DATY, she settled in nicely...for about 25 minutes...hahaha! She is fun here, got her going good, her legs became noodles when DATO, they were flopping everywhere while she grabbed the sheets and moaned wildly.

She climbed up for standing DS and she can take it hard and deep. Where I've seen most girls have their palms flat on the table for DS, Monica's elbows / forearms were flat on the table and her palms were facing up, but in a crumpled way. It was like she was holding invisible hacky sacks while I pounded the shit out of her from behind, it was really cute.

Some standing mish and some CG, capped with a 69 finish and CIM. She cleaned me up and walked me to the back where Vivi was cooking lunch. She put me in a chair and said, "Cook for you, eat before drive home." They fed me some duck and spicy Szechwan and we chatted and feasted for a couple of hours before my trek back to the coast.

Three hotties at Lavender right now, totally playful and fun and super sweet and super nice! Fuckin' love it.

Beauty = 4/5; Personality = 4/5; GFE = 4/5; Service = 4/5; Recommend = Yes!

Peace and love!

[BooBoo24]

Missly = Coco, April, Yoyo.

Lavender = Vivi, Monica, Joey.

Missly = Coco, *APPLE*, Yoyo.

Lavender = Vivi, Monica, Joey / Joy.

[BooBoo24]

Really enjoyed your detailed and play by play Penthouse reviews. I liked how you went beyond saying "she had a tattoo" and described the tattoos and location of same on April (Missly) and Tina (Cyrstal / Tokyo). You help your fellow hobbyists find the provider of their desire despite the constant name changes at the AMPs and despite the occasional impersonation of one provider pretending to be the provider a hobbyist came to see. You can fake a name but you can't fake a tattoo.

You also have a good memory. I am often fooled on whether a woman's breasts are real or MM. Your pointing that out in your review gave me my morning laugh. Guilty as charged.

Thanks also for your post a while back about being able to order Doxy / Prep online. Recommended for any hobbyist but especially if you partake in BBFS. I followed your instructions and received my prescription by mail. Very easy. The "inside baseball" info that you, HappyXxx, MarkGew, BiginJapan and others provide is incredibly helpful and is very much appreciated.

Hahaha, hell yeah man! Def a good group here. Glad I could make you chuckle, we have no skills guessing those funbags.

But yeah, I just throw out my experiences, good or bad, hope it helps some gents. And I have been trying to be better at physical descriptions (tattoos, butts, boobs, etc) seems gents prefer to know that stuff according to my DMs. Hahaha! I remember getting a lot from this forum before I shared anything, felt I should give back.

And I agree, that hellowisp site is a gem. I definitely believe we all have a responsibility to keep safe and keep the girls safe...it's so cheap and easy now!

[BooBoo24]

Ok, greeted by a sexy little vixen named April. She is all smiles in a sheepish way. She tosses me in a room and I lean against the table. She moves in and gives me a little sexy kiss on the mouth...yum! She says shower? And I'm kinda in the mood for one because it's raining outside and I'm looking to get cozy with this hottie.

She is what I would describe as petite athletic. She has a little thickness to her but no fat, round face, super cute and a fun demeanor. A tattoo of a phoenix bird on her front left shoulder and a tightly trimmed bush. Nice little boobies that I think are MMs, but like Mr. Jackman I'm a terrible judge. She has nice big Bs and they are sensitive to light touching...gets her motor revving. Speaking of that, she's into crotch rockets, so you moto boys will want to pay her a visit and talk shop!

Beauty = 4/5; Personality = 5/5; GFE = 5/5; Service = 5/5; Recommend = YES!

Apologies gents, thanks to a monger on another review site, I got this name wrong. Her name is Apple, not April.

Whoops, misunderstood. In my defense though, my dick was in her mouth when I asked her what her name was. Hahaha! JK

[RubNTug1]

Got a message last week from Tina my ATF letting me know she would be in Orlando working this month. I immediately started scheduling work appointments for this week so I could see her. My flight got in early this afternoon and I headed over to see her. When I walked in she opened the door looking sexy as hell. She was wearing a green tank top shirt showing off her breasts and black yoga pants. She jumped In my arms to give me a big hug and told me she missed me. From reading the other reviews it sounds like she misses everyone LOL!! She led me to the room and we immediately started kissing and taking each other's clothes off. She pushed me down on the edge of the table and slowly started kissing her way down stopping at my nipples and working them over really good while stroking my cock. She stopped and looked up at me and said you missed me baby. Watching her give you a sensual BBBJ while looking up at you with her dark piercing eyes is one of the things I like most and she knows it. She teases me to the edge and stops and slowly starts over again. It doesn't get any better than that! I pulled her up and picked her up and DFK and laid her down so I could return the favor. I slowly kissed my way down to her trimmed up pussy and slowly started kissing it. She started softly moaning I missed you baby. Her and I have a long history and I know how to get her to relax and have an orgasm. She pulled me up to kiss some more and said I want you baby. Cover went on. She laid back and I climbed on top and she guided me in and started passionately kissing me. She likes it when you are all the way in a do short strokes while grinding her. After a few minutes of this the arms were grabbing my back and the legs wrapped around my hips pulling me in deeper until I blew in the bag. She had me keep doing it until she started squeezing me harder and let out deep exhale saying I'm cumming baby. We just laid there holding each other and kissing for a few minutes. She cleaned me up and we chatted until someone else showed up. She gave me a kiss and a water bottle and said see you tomorrow. I told her I might be back tomorrow!!

[NapaCouple]

Stopped by today and got the soon to be Famous "Ivy- This review is spot ON. Hope to see her again.

Decided to drop by Orchid to check out Ivy based on all the recent reviews. She greeted me at the door and took me back to the room. We made a little small talk while I passed over the house fee. She's very young, cute, and easy on the eyes. All I know is she was absolutely gorgeous. Ivy looks about 25,5'3 in height, 100 pounds, with nice natural B cups. Tipped her the standard donation for a half hour. She left the room to grab supplies and I got undressed and waited for her to return.

She's put together in a way that just works. Slim frame, soft skin, everything looks clean and natural. Real B's, not overdone, fits her body perfectly. The kind of proportions where nothing's trying too hard but it all hits. Face leans cute more than hot at first, but that's kinda the trap. Big eyes, soft look, very approachable. Then you catch her holding eye contact a little longer than expected and it shifts on you. There's something there.

Long straight black hair, simple, no flash. Just frames everything nicely. She's not walking in like she's the baddest in the room. But she doesn't need to. You figure it out on your own.

When Ivy came back in I was standing there waiting for her naked and already half hard. I pulled her in and we started LFK while I helped her get undressed. She asked if I wanted a massage which I said no to and then asked her if she wanted one. She took me up on my offer and laid face down on the bed. I gave her a quick little massage before climbing up on the table with her and started massaging between her legs. Gave her a quick brush of her pussy and could already feel her getting wet. Had her flip over and I started kissing her entire body before going down for some DATY while playing with her tits. She got very wet and after a few she was reaching for my dick. Once she got a hold of it she had me lay down and she came over and sat on my face and started sucking my dick in 69.

It was time to put the condom on and go to pound town with her. Got her in doggy and went to work. Loved watching the spectacular view of her ass while I was clapping her cheeks in doggy. We built up a nice rhythm with some deep strokes, then she had me lay down and she climbed on top for cowgirl. There was no lasting the way she was riding me and I quickly finished in CG and had an explosive release inside the cover.

After she cleaned me up she left and handed me my trophy water, then came back in the room we made out a little more and she helped me get dressed. I had a great time today with Ivy.

For those trying to picture it, she gives off a low-key Mao Xiaotong vibe. (she's a famous Chinese actress, feel free to google her).

You'll see it. Or maybe you won't. The guys who get it usually do.

[BigStudOrl]

This is my 3rd or 4th visit with Abby and I'm now 99.9% sure she was 'coco' during the you massage and Spa Serenity hay day. The BBFS option, crooked nipple and snaggle tooth are all too coincidental. She has added the tongue digging tuma though LOL. I paid for an hour thinking I would get two pops so I let my first go in the shower and the place was dead, I was the only one there. Back to room for a solid massage that ended right at the half hour, when I tried to initiate round 2 I was told that it would cost more and my hour fee got me the massage. It was a good massage so whatever, I'm just spoiled by Jenny / candy who gives me the full hour with back walk and two nuts. She's just the goat.

[BigStudOrl]

You broke the golden rule, no verification photo no go.

You can expect to video or pic verify with a girl who advertises but not one legit spa set up in orlando sends real photos. If you narrow your selection to the well reviewed shops in this forum photos shouldn't be an issue though. The girls are well described and legit. If you go rogue to random spa's than that's what taking one for the team is for.

[Lebowski69]

Revisited Tiffany at 5 star the other day and man I forgot how good she was. She is a pretty late 20's Chinese girl. She has amazing c cups coupled with a gymnast body with a very tight ass. Unlike most Asian girls she has almost a latina booty that is firm and quite grabable. Shower time at 5 star is always a soapy nuru slide adventure and this visit was no different but when Tiffany started singing in the shower I remembered how great she was. Back to the room she seranaded my cock with her golden mouth. She laid down on the table and demanded that I fuck her mouth. Well who. Was I to. Argue and happily obliged her demands. Loved fucking her mouth while my face was just in front of her beautiful box. Next I was on my back and she jumped on top and worked herself on my little brother with her tight kitty. We finished after a few more positions and I was spent. She disappeared and got a warm towel to clean me off. She then asked if I wanted a massage. Once again I obliged her and she gave me a very strong massage along with back walking all while she sang to me in Chinese. She is a very fun girl who loves to please you. I will be back to 5 star just as soon as I get a good excuse to get back to east Orlando. Run don't walk to check out Tiffany truly a cortisan type experience.

The dude abides.

[Carlosa]

These pictures peeked my interest, so I called for the address. Turned out to be Health and Body, 9446 W Colonial Dr Ocoee. I had been there a couple of years ago L1 and not good. I thought that maybe they changed owners, so I went over. Girl "Cici" very tall very, very thin. Very unenthusiastic massage and hurried L1 finish. Not worth the time or money.

You broke the golden rule, no verification photo no go.

[FloridaGringo]

Received a text from Tina Friday but I had spa bookings Sat, Sun and Mon so I booked her Tuesday, Arrive at spa as they open and greeted by Rachel. I didn't really remember her (been a year) but once she told me her name I remembered. Parked me in a room and asked how long. I told her I was there for Tina and she looked a little disappointed. I asked her to join us later and she perked up.

Tina is 5' 105 lb, super cute, blond streaks, MM'Cs, nice curves, slight milfy vibe, tat on back shoulder, light patch.

Rachel is 5'1" 105'b, pretty face, long black hair, decent cans, slim figure, light patch.

Tina comes in and jumps on me. Clothes drop and instant action. Wipes my tool and delivers a solid BBBJ. She has skill, BLS, great hand work, 3/4 DT. 5 minutes of that and I pulled her up, park my tool in her gap for P2P while milking her melons. We are both heating up so set her on the table, give her cute size 4 feet a few pecks and enter in standing mish.

The next 30 minutes was me doing my thing and working the table. Tina had a few major pops and was drenched. Like soak the sheets drenched. This seemed like a good time to bring in Rachel. Rachel peels of her clothes as she is walking in, wipes my tool off and delivers a top level kneeling BBBJ that fluffed me up quick. Rachel has the biggest bag of BBBJ tricks of all the spa girl. I am ready to tune her up so I park her on the table and get to work. 10 minutes of pounding Rachel with Tina playing with her tits, playing with me and I realize the clock is running out. I take the table face up and Rachel volunteers to finish me BBBJCIM. I have Tina's melons in my mouth, both hands full of ass and Rachel working her magic until I unload.

Rachel exits the room, Tina hot cloth cleans me and puts her head on my chest where she played with my tool and stroked my ego for the next 15 minutes. I am 15 minutes over my hour so opt for a quick rinse shower and out the door. (frequent flier has its perks).

Tina is a Doll and on my short list of 5' spa girls that can take a true pounding. My understanding is P2 P normally not allowed so YMMV.

Rachel looked great and might be next on my list.

Tina and Rachel were a good pairing. Highly recommend!

Note: The use of protection is implied in all my reviews, whether stated or otherwise.

[Carlosa]

Decided to drop by Orchid to check out Ivy based on all the recent reviews. She greeted me at the door and took me back to the room. We made a little small talk while I passed over the house fee. She's very young, cute, and easy on the eyes. All I know is she was absolutely gorgeous. Ivy looks about 25,5'3 in height, 100 pounds, with nice natural B cups. Tipped her the standard donation for a half hour. She left the room to grab supplies and I got undressed and waited for her to return.

She's put together in a way that just works. Slim frame, soft skin, everything looks clean and natural. Real B's, not overdone, fits her body perfectly. The kind of proportions where nothing's trying too hard but it all hits. Face leans cute more than hot at first, but that's kinda the trap. Big eyes, soft look, very approachable. Then you catch her holding eye contact a little longer than expected and it shifts on you. There's something there.

Long straight black hair, simple, no flash. Just frames everything nicely. She's not walking in like she's the baddest in the room. But she doesn't need to. You figure it out on your own.

When Ivy came back in I was standing there waiting for her naked and already half hard. I pulled her in and we started LFK while I helped her get undressed. She asked if I wanted a massage which I said no to and then asked her if she wanted one. She took me up on my offer and laid face down on the bed. I gave her a quick little massage before climbing up on the table with her and started massaging between her legs. Gave her a quick brush of her pussy and could already feel her getting wet. Had her flip over and I started kissing her entire body before going down for some DATY while playing with her tits. She got very wet and after a few she was reaching for my dick. Once she got a hold of it she had me lay down and she came over and sat on my face and started sucking my dick in 69.

It was time to put the condom on and go to pound town with her. Got her in doggy and went to work. Loved watching the spectacular view of her ass while I was clapping her cheeks in doggy. We built up a nice rhythm with some deep strokes, then she had me lay down and she climbed on top for cowgirl. There was no lasting the way she was riding me and I quickly finished in CG and had an explosive release inside the cover.

After she cleaned me up she left and handed me my trophy water, then came back in the room we made out a little more and she helped me get dressed. I had a great time today with Ivy.

For those trying to picture it, she gives off a low-key Mao Xiaotong vibe. (she's a famous Chinese actress, feel free to google her).

You'll see it. Or maybe you won't. The guys who get it usually do.

Do you have a real photo.

[VictorXtra1]

What Orlando AMPs have mature providers looking for someone in their 50's but still in good shape. Prefer south of downtown.

Bodywork's by Asia on 535 just before 192 have providers in their 70's. Services available include CBJ and CFS for around 200 additional donation on top of the standard $80 massage fee.

[DW1981]

Bella is an absolute dream. My time with her was to the moon and back. Great smile, lovely body, great hair, and all the perks a guy would want. She is very friendly and enthusiastic.