Massage Parlor Reports

[Hotoba148]

Was looking for a good option in Seattle / Chinatown area and came cross this spot. I like that it's a bit hidden in what appears to be an office building on S Jackson st.

Two girls working, older gal and younger one. Unfortunately I got the older one as the other was preoccupied. Massage was lackluster which was a letdown. This place used to be HJ only, but now everything offered for an upsell. They were extra pushy on tips too, probably don't get much business. I wish these gals would focus more on repeat business than milking every monger that walks through. Seems to be a pattern in the dt Seattle / Chinatown shops.

Anyways would only recommend if in a pinch and don't want to head north to the Lake City or Shoreline shops.

[KrDoggy]

Love her slim figure, and sorry I missed Gibsy's review razzing me so much. I hung with MMS today and surveyed girls at both south spots. Great to have Mimi back at Brisa, but Sarah at BJ a must see.

One of my favorites just started at Blue Jade. Sarah is a spinner type, with a college girls body. Natural Bs and some strong Kegel skills. She is really beautiful, big round eyes and is very nice with solid skills. There should be a few reports in the Everett forum. Stay safe.

[JonnyWongCong]

I think I poorly expressed her hopes for more customers and it made her come off entitled. It was somewhat shilling (incompetent too!) and that is what I regret. My "stake" is that I feel like I caused her to get flack she did not deserve. That said, she'll have detractors as any provider will.

Lick them sweet boxes, you do you man. Have fun tomorrow for the new 1st of the month. Waiting for a good month of reading.

[Vator2]

I was just there last week!

They do try and stay low key, (N0 Signs).

I parked out back, one car back there, I went to the back door and rang the bell.

It was very quiet inside I could tell there was at least one more girl there some where.

Call the number or go ring the bell.

[Shogun Hua]

Great session last night with Sarah at Best. She's been well described before: about 5'3", slender but shapely, perky Bs with pencil erasers, and a really lovely face and beautiful smile. She greeted me with that beautiful smile then did some amazing gentle soft kissing, which was incredibly sexy. I usually skip massage but as I've been doing an unusual amount of manual labor the last couple weeks I assented to her suggestion to start face down. She began with some nice deep tissue work on my back, then after a few minutes she paused, and a moment later I got this incredible shock when I started hearing this bubbly sound and I felt hot water and suction on my back, and for a moment it flashed into my mind like a nightmare that maybe KrDoggy had finally snapped and gone rogue and had snuck into my room from next door to do his patented water trick! PTSD must be like this. But fortunately my fears were unfounded, and it really was Sarah and it felt very nice, as did the rest of the massage, which ended with some sensual TUMA. After the flip she basically sucked on everything that seemed to stand out from the bodily surface and ask for attention, then she rotated around for some 69, which was really wonderful. Every few minutes she sort of leaned back to adjust herself into the perfect sweet shot to attain blast off, and blast she did several times. Eventually she asked if it was time to play plant the pickle, so I dutifully responded, and all I can say is wow, super tight with excellent squeeze. I don't think I've ever had a provider who could do a squeeze-relax-squeeze cycle so quickly--more than once per second--and keep it up for like a minute. Truly impressive work! I came within just a whisker of coming, but alas, the cover trumps all else, but it was amazing nevertheless. Afterwards I checked her wifi for her and the connection was excellent and we finished in fine fashion with her working on my antenna. All in all another fantastic GFE type session, and I've got to say also I'm on a real roll with Kegel queens lately. Maybe word has gotten out among the providers that the way to a man's heart is via Kegels. Sure hope so. Highly recommend.

One of my favorites just started at Blue Jade. Sarah is a spinner type, with a college girls body. Natural Bs and some strong Kegel skills. She is really beautiful, big round eyes and is very nice with solid skills. There should be a few reports in the Everett forum. Stay safe.

[OlFatUncle]

Based on the few reviews here and their STG ad posted this AM I took a run up to Renton to visit the Green Spa.

When I got there, there were no signs, nothing stuck in any of the windows or doors, and it had the general air of "empty".

So either they've gone 100% physical stealth or they've closed up shop.

[Supermanamp]

I appreciate the info you have dropped on this thread and others. I wouldn't have never considered revisiting AMPs after horrible experiences back in the day as an alternative to pooning at the usual incalls in Bellevue if it weren't for you and a couple other gentlemen for sharing your experiences.

I don't know how we could come to accusations of being "shilly" when the point of this thread is to provide free insights and info on where to go for great finds. And it boggles my mind how there are some gentleman who can't see the exceptional skill and experience to value Angela has brought during her visits here. If anything, I would complain about the setup of having to possibly wait in a literal line with and / or behind other men before seeing your target provider. But that itself the nature of a massage parlor. Any change to that structure to focus more on appts would push the territory into incall escort territory with higher premiums.

KD, keep doing what you do as we all benefit from each others reports. The only reason I ever went to Q massage even though it's a far drive for me and met Blue and Angela is because of the reviews I read here. Angela and other girls won't be liked by everyone and that's a fact. I couldn't imagine doing their job and trying to please everyone. It's a difficult business with all the different guys they interact. Anyways, we are here to get intel on girls, good or bad so let's keep it at that and let's keep it friendly or go to PM with the other person if there is more to discuss. Monger on!

[KrDoggy]

She told me she anticipated your arrival! God speed Manager9.

Follow this eternal wisdom by Confucius: Post your reviews and don't interact with others who don't like your reviews. Save your time and spend it wisely on getting your dicked sucked by juicy Asian lips.

That being said, this is a YMMV hobby. I always have a great time with Angela and I'll have 1 more today. I did NOT have a good time with Rita but many did. I post what I get and IDGAF what others think about my reviews.

[KrDoggy]

I think I poorly expressed her hopes for more customers and it made her come off entitled. It was somewhat shilling (incompetent too!) and that is what I regret. My "stake" is that I feel like I caused her to get flack she did not deserve. That said, she'll have detractors as any provider will.

And, now you pout, take your ball, and go home. How ever will we find Asian providers in a city where there's an AMP on every corner? You're so hurt about her not being universally loved. Honestly, bro, what's your stake in this? (rhetorical) She made her coins, you got your nut, she's gone. But, you really seem to take it personally that people have different opinions about her. You didn't hype up any other providers like this, just left your report and kept it moving. Obviously, that's your girl and y'all have a bond. Fantastic. Don't shit on other people's takes because they're not identical to yours. That's textbook shilling and it's off-putting.

Also, I don't care enough about you, her, or this board to resent you. I see the girls I like at the shops I do and report when I feel like it. While I appreciate the recommendations you offer, no single provider or hobbyist or their opinions matter enough for me to waste brain space on resentment. And, that's the last I'll say on any of this. Back to pooning.

[Debourgogne]

I kinda regret letting people know there was premium tail available. I won't do that again.

The amount of resentment that came back was a surprise.

I appreciate the info you have dropped on this thread and others. I wouldn't have never considered revisiting AMPs after horrible experiences back in the day as an alternative to pooning at the usual incalls in Bellevue if it weren't for you and a couple other gentlemen for sharing your experiences.

I don't know how we could come to accusations of being "shilly" when the point of this thread is to provide free insights and info on where to go for great finds. And it boggles my mind how there are some gentleman who can't see the exceptional skill and experience to value Angela has brought during her visits here. If anything, I would complain about the setup of having to possibly wait in a literal line with and / or behind other men before seeing your target provider. But that itself the nature of a massage parlor. Any change to that structure to focus more on appts would push the territory into incall escort territory with higher premiums.

[KrDoggy]

While others complained I made my last trip over to see Angela. I guess she is an ATF but I have lots of girls I see more and am much closer to. But definitely fond of her and know her pretty well.

Today is her last day in Seattle, I'm not sure if she is reading all the shit talk but good lord she seemed super horny and determined to have a good time. I have her dialed in on DATY and she squirted all over my face in the first 5 minutes, then two more full blasts from CG, my pop came in appropriately in doggy. She is just letting it all hang out. We spent a full hour with no interruptions.

She heads to NYC to rest a bit then back out to Las Vegas.

We can stop talking about her now I suppose, serious talent leaving with her and Jenny, and Joey moving on. Chanel coming back we'll see who else.

[Beezy777]

I kinda regret letting people know there was premium tail available. I won't do that again.

The amount of resentment that came back was a surprise.

And, now you pout, take your ball, and go home. How ever will we find Asian providers in a city where there's an AMP on every corner? You're so hurt about her not being universally loved. Honestly, bro, what's your stake in this? (rhetorical) She made her coins, you got your nut, she's gone. But, you really seem to take it personally that people have different opinions about her. You didn't hype up any other providers like this, just left your report and kept it moving. Obviously, that's your girl and y'all have a bond. Fantastic. Don't shit on other people's takes because they're not identical to yours. That's textbook shilling and it's off-putting.

Also, I don't care enough about you, her, or this board to resent you. I see the girls I like at the shops I do and report when I feel like it. While I appreciate the recommendations you offer, no single provider or hobbyist or their opinions matter enough for me to waste brain space on resentment. And, that's the last I'll say on any of this. Back to pooning.

[Manager9]

I kinda regret letting people know there was premium tail available. I won't do that again.

The amount of resentment that came back was a surprise.

Follow this eternal wisdom by Confucius: Post your reviews and don't interact with others who don't like your reviews. Save your time and spend it wisely on getting your dicked sucked by juicy Asian lips.

That being said, this is a YMMV hobby. I always have a great time with Angela and I'll have 1 more today. I did NOT have a good time with Rita but many did. I post what I get and IDGAF what others think about my reviews.

[KrDoggy]

I kinda regret letting people know there was premium tail available. I won't do that again.

The amount of resentment that came back was a surprise.

One week she was threatening to leave Seattle forever because she was waiting around like a pioneer woman pining for days on for a suitor's courting with a squeaky windmill behind her.

Then the next week she's going through punters every 20 min LOL.

[KrDoggy]

If Mr. Disability is who I think he is he has quite the history with great girls in the area.

Look I get it, American girls are practically programmed to despise men, and its easy to return the favor. But these Asian chicks are the cure not the problem.

Cruelty is not something I have ever seen from Angela or her friends, so when I hear that I'm very dubious. And willing to say so.

All water under the bridge, she is gone after today, won't be back for some time if ever.

Never called you by name, but you sure did jump in to defend Angela's honor immediately. Additionally, nobody "degraded" or bagged on her. My complaint was mostly about Q, not your precious girl. The stuff about her being an entitled asshole is based on her making fun of a person's disability, her hot and cold attitude, and complaining earlier that she's not getting the business she thinks she deserves (all things posted here; you shared that second part). I have no beef with you, Doggy: I've actually appreciated your contributions and didn't call you anything. Establishing positive relationships does not make you a "simp". But, like you said, this is all over the top. And, whenever anyone says anything remotely negative about her or implies that they had a less than perfect session, I know that someone is coming into the thread to say how great she is or give an excuse for why it's not on Angela. For me, that's shilling. Let your opinion on her stand. Let other people's opinion of her stand.