Massage Parlor Reports

[DaveDream]

Coming to town soon and was planning on seeing Ashley (same Ashley that was there in March?) but now I read all the great reviews of Kiki and now Sage.

I guess I'm going to have to test myself and plan to go 3 days in a row. If I die on the massage table I'll have the biggest hard-on the parametric will have to cover with the white sheet as they wheel me out of there.

[MotorboatJones]

I concur. Mark me down as a fan of that sexy herb known as Sage. Mary set me up with the newest dish at Melody. She said another new girl starts this afternoon. I guess I'll have to see her when the aroma of Sage wears off. Hopefully, not too soon.

She walked in wearing a tight, little form-fitting dress that accentuated her slim figure and super perky tits. She immediately came in for some super hot DFK.

She does it just like I like it. The sloppier the better! The whole time, reaching for my pants to check my readiness. It took no time at all as I was at attention within seconds. That dress hit the chair with a quickness and we were off to the races. Picked her up and put her on the table then I liked nearly every inch of her body. She demanded that my dick goes into her mouth and I obliged. I wouldn't put up a fight.

Her BBBJ was excellent with plenty of lube from her mouth while I watched her ass gyrate in the mirror. Excellent sight! We slid around to a 69 and we tossed each other's salads. Damn, that tongue of hers is like a snake. I was afraid I was going to blow from that so I suggested fucking. Sage was all too willing. She rolled on the rubber and let me plunge into her depth. She likes it hard and fast. The body is really tight and firm. I couldn't pinch a centimeter of fat on her. I prefer a little thickness but it was so nice to fuck a fitness freak. She turned around and splayed her thighs so I could hit it from the back. She loves the spanking and little hair tugs. Watching her titties clap in the mirror was excellent.

Once she cleaned me up, she gave a great massage too. Started with light fingers and then asked if I'd like more pressure. Fire it up! She put her muscle behind it and I felt sweet relief when she was done. Sage is another jewel in the crown that belongs to Queen Mary. Really looking forward to seeing her again. She will be here for the month.

Her body is smooth a tight and kitty is soft and smooth and juicy sweet. We did a whole lot of 69'ing and I am surprised that my cock is not chapped.
Thank Mary for enlisting this little sparkler.

[DesertSailor]

Google says: "Sage is prized for its peppery, earthy flavor used in stuffing sausages and roasted meat. " I think we can work a lot of one liners from that description. In any case this little firecracker's flavor can't be put in a bottle.

She greeted me with an enthusiastic smile and wearing see-through white Greek godess teddy revealing her perky breasts; I had to think of those Greek or Roman mythology temple scenes with young servant maidens. She gave me a big hug and ushered me into the room and went to get supplies whie I undressed for the cermony. I looked carefully to see if real or manmade artwork. Whichever they were as good as the real things and appropriate for her physique.

Her body is smooth a tight and kitty is soft and smooth and juicy sweet. The massage was good but what the Hell; not what I came for. On the flip she gave my cock a warm wet welcome kiss; kind of like she was wetting the reed of a clarinet. We did a whole lot of 69'ing and I am surprised that my cock is not chapped, Looking in the mirror I said to myself 'is my cock really that big? I owed it all to her magic. Now if only I can keep that effect when I am at home.

She drew out my pleasure until I unloaded in her mouth with a smaller than usual deposit but the ectasy for me was a great as always. Thank Mary for enlisting this little sparkler.

[CactusJacker]

Finally got to give Honey a go at Aura. It was bitter-sweet. Had an appointment but still showed up and had to wait 15 min. Paid. 6 for the cover. Asked for TS and handed over 1. 5. She asked for 2. 0 for the tip. I️ resisted a little but folded because negotiations ruin a trip when you're new to the spot. Paid the extra $ for BBFS. TS was amazing, got to the room and went straight to business. Afterwards, she says now is when we get dressed. The FS was amazing. She's got the best rear in all of the AMP scene, and she was enthusiastic. But 3. 6 total is not worth, especially with not even getting a massage at all. It was great for the experience but would not go again. That's strip club prices.

Strip club prices are insane. Melody for me has always remained consistent. No need to go anywhere else.

[Gaolong21]

Finally got to give Honey a go at Aura. It was bitter-sweet. Had an appointment but still showed up and had to wait 15 min. Paid. 6 for the cover. Asked for TS and handed over 1. 5. She asked for 2. 0 for the tip. I️ resisted a little but folded because negotiations ruin a trip when you're new to the spot. Paid the extra $ for BBFS. TS was amazing, got to the room and went straight to business. Afterwards, she says now is when we get dressed. The FS was amazing. She's got the best rear in all of the AMP scene, and she was enthusiastic. But 3. 6 total is not worth, especially with not even getting a massage at all. It was great for the experience but would not go again. That's strip club prices.

Wow I was thinking about going there too. My decision has definitely been made. Melody here I come.

[Empire64]

Finally got to give Honey a go at Aura. It was bitter-sweet. Had an appointment but still showed up and had to wait 15 min. Paid. 6 for the cover. Asked for TS and handed over 1. 5. She asked for 2. 0 for the tip. I️ resisted a little but folded because negotiations ruin a trip when you're new to the spot. Paid the extra $ for BBFS. TS was amazing, got to the room and went straight to business. Afterwards, she says now is when we get dressed. The FS was amazing. She's got the best rear in all of the AMP scene, and she was enthusiastic. But 3. 6 total is not worth, especially with not even getting a massage at all. It was great for the experience but would not go again. That's strip club prices.

[Gaolong21]

Don't make the same mistake I did. Make the trip to Melody. You will definitely get more lucky LOL.

Will do. Thank you for the advice. I'll definitely report back. I'll definitely pay them a visit this weekend.

[BisbeeBro]

I'm new here and was looking for a good AMP. I almost went to Orchid but something came up and now I'm glad I didn't. I guess I got lucky. Looks like I'll have to check out Melody.

Don't make the same mistake I did. Make the trip to Melody. You will definitely get more lucky LOL.

[Freewill985]

Sophia is an Asian fortune cookie in her early twenties. Petite, around five foot three, with long dark hair and a slim but curvy body. Her skin was soft and smooth, and her face had a warm, slightly shy look that made her easy to relax with. She wasn't overly talkative but communicated well with smiles and soft gestures.

Back in the room, she gave a short, soft massage to warm things up.

On the flip, she started a slow and wet BBBJ without needing to ask. No cover, steady rhythm, and lots of eye contact. She used her hands just enough to keep things smooth, and the tongue work was great. She let me touch her freely and didn't pull away when I ran my hands over her hips and chest.

We moved into CFS, starting with her on top. She moved slowly, adjusting her pace to mine, and stayed engaged throughout. Her body is tight and flexible, and she made soft, breathy sounds that didn't feel fake. We switched to missionary, then finished in doggy. She never looked at the clock, and the pacing felt natural the whole way.

Afterward, she helped clean me up and offered another quick rinse. She walked me out with a warm smile and a soft "see you next time."

[NotCrazy]

I had a long day at work and was a bit tired when I received a message that my preorder had arrived early. For one second I thought I would wait but who was I kidding. Got in my car and rushed over to Melody. Kiki, looking extremely good, opened the door and walked me to the room. I was about to tell her to just stay but she tells me to wait and a girl would be right in. A few seconds later in walks Boobs. I mean Sage. LOL She knows what here assets are and definitely accentuates them. Took me a while to actually notice her pretty face as she looked great in her extremely low cut black dress. Sage comes in all smiles and kisses. No hesitation or nervousness. She helps me undress and is kissing my whole body as she does it. I lay down and she undresses to reveal that amazing body. Loved the tattoo she has across just below her waistline. She quickly puts those boobs in my mouth and I'm loving sucking on those nipples. Then works her way down to some quality head. There definitely must be a class taught at Melody because these girls all are too damn good with their mouths. Sage then gets up and works her way to where my head and bends over for more kisses and boob sucking. From there crawls across my body toward my dick but makes sure to position her smooth warm delicious pussy on my mouth as she started sucking my dick again. I know I've described pussy as delicious before because it usually is, but there was something about hers that I felt I could still taste her on my way home. After eating her out for a while she asks me to fuck her. She puts in the cover and begins riding so I can play with those boobs some more as that pussy bounces up and down on me. I then move on to some standing mish. Sage starts kissing me as I'm pounding away in her and giving me some encouraging moans. Once I fill the bag she cleans me up and tells me to lay down. I didn't ask for massage but did get a cuddle and kissing session as she straddle and rubbed her bare pussy on me. If I wasn't tired I would have gone for round two. It was very relaxing though. She helps me dress and walks me out with Kiki. I'm glad Kiki is going to be with us a bit longer. I told her I would be back soon. Didn't get to see the Queen as she had taken a much earned early night off. Y'all be safe out there.

[JuanEyedWillie]

Decided to stop by Melody and drew Sage.

She came in all spunky and flirty showing off her bolt on Cs. She's a nice petite spinner type with a nice lower abdomen tattoo. Started with a nice massage. At one point she sat on my back and I was able to watch her in the mirror as she massaged me. It was really hot watching her tits in the mirror. Once we got to the main event, she went straight for the BBJ. We threw the cover on and I jumped on top. I was having some performance issues and she was nice about it, got me back in the game and I was able to finish. She's got a great attitude, likes to kiss, and I'll definitely be back to redeem myself and take advantage of her spunkiness!

Once again Queen Mary has found another great addition to the roster. Can't wait to come back!

[Chikfilla]

Stopped at a couple spots last week and this week.

First up was Rain. I saw Cici. She's maybe 5'6" older gal with some nice natural DDs. Decent massage, and on the flip we agreed on the donation. She slipped the cover on and gave me CBJ to get me up. Once up we started in standing mish. She asked me to go slow which I did. Eventually started to play with her clit and seemed like she enjoyed herself. The view was nice seeing those natural tits. Decided to put her on top and she rode me with those tits bouncing all over the place. Got the job done and she cleaned me up and off I went.

This week, I decided to try Sun. Angela answered the door. Nice younger (maybe mid to late 20's?) girl with a pretty face. I'm pretty sure she was at Sakura last month. After a massage we got down to business. She wanted $. 5, but we settled on $. 2. She's got some nice natural tits as well. Probably Ds. She's attractive and has a cute smile. As we went along, she opened up more and started to relax. I think we both enjoyed the latter half more. I'd see her again.

Both spots got the job done. Not as good as the golden standard of Melody, but it was during peak hours, so I decided to wander. I'll be back to Melody next!

[Gaolong21]

I went to Orchid just once. Like you, it was based on other reviews. Also like you, I learned the hard way this place sucks and doesn't deserve my business.

Same shit, rushed everything with upsell. No, thank you. It really makes you appreciate a place like Melody. They're true professionals that give a fantastic experience.

At Orchid, what you experienced was completely intentional. They suck.

I'm new here and was looking for a good AMP. I almost went to Orchid but something came up and now I'm glad I didn't. I guess I got lucky. Looks like I'll have to check out Melody.

[CactusJacker]

I'm with ArizRider on this one. Nothing kills the vibe faster than GPS (Golden Pussy Syndrome) kicking in before anything's even started.

That's one thing I've always appreciated about the house of M. Never had to deal with any of that. It's always been straightforward. Pay your 200 for the hour (60 house + 140 tip) and that's that. No games, no surprise add-ons mid-session.

A girl can look like a 10, but if the attitude's off or it turns into a constant upsell situation, it just ruins it. Hard to get into it when it starts feeling like a running tab instead of an experience. Becomes way too transactional for me at that point and kills all hopes of enjoying the fantasy GFE experience.

I was actually thinking about checking out Orchid too just to see what the hype was about, but after reading this... definitely going to pass.

Thanks for keeping it real and laying it out like this. You covered everything that matters, not just looks but how the whole thing actually plays out.

That upsell right out the gate would've thrown me off too, especially after money's already down. Kinda sets the tone and it's hard to come back from that.

And yeah, looks only go so far. If it feels rushed or like they're just running through a script, it doesn't really hit the same. Got to at least feel some level of engagement.

Price-wise it's tough to justify too. When you know there are spots where you get a full hour, consistent service, and none of the extra noise. It kind of makes the decision for you.

Sounds like one of those places that looks great on paper, but doesn't fully translate once you're actually in the room.

Good looking out sharing it straight like this, appreciate you LostIn520! 👍

Melody girls are beautiful and the queen gives us a nice variety to choose from every month without any games. Great informative posts today my brothers.

[Harveyspec1069]

Decided to try Orchid...I hand over. 2 for the room for the hour and for services. I was surprised when everything became an upsell from that point on. She said ". 2 will only get you 45 minutes. Give me $40 more for an hour" after I'd already handed the funds over...Eventually we end with me laying back down and I finally finish. It was at the 40 minute mark. They promptly rushed me the hell out of there, not before asking for more of a tip. Basically shoved out the door and it's the first time I was never even offered a water!

...I hated the upselling right off the jump, right after I handed over the. 2, was bummed that after paying I was told I'd only get 45 min unless I pay more. While unintentional, they really made me feel like they wanted me out, and 20 minutes before my hour was up no less, what I paid an additional $40 for. I really disliked being pushed out in the and and not even offered a water.

This experience lacked the warmth and connection I find at Melody. I know there's a ton of reviews for Melody but they're well earned and that's just the long and short of it. There was no focus on connection at Orchid and while it felt good and they were hot, it felt like going through motions rather than a cohesive experience where they want to get to know your wants and needs. Sure we go to get our rocks off, but that's only part of it. I probably won't be going back to Orchid. I wasn't a fan of the experience.

Thanks for the honest review. Covered all bases of our experience including, price, looks, and how the interaction went. I don't like it when I get the up sale that happens from time to time with different providers or facilities. Also, if the action is just mechanical it just doesn't do it for me and there won't be a return visit. There has to be some interaction (or at least fool me into thinking there was) for me to return for another visit.

I'm with ArizRider on this one. Nothing kills the vibe faster than GPS (Golden Pussy Syndrome) kicking in before anything's even started.

That's one thing I've always appreciated about the house of M. Never had to deal with any of that. It's always been straightforward. Pay your 200 for the hour (60 house + 140 tip) and that's that. No games, no surprise add-ons mid-session.

A girl can look like a 10, but if the attitude's off or it turns into a constant upsell situation, it just ruins it. Hard to get into it when it starts feeling like a running tab instead of an experience. Becomes way too transactional for me at that point and kills all hopes of enjoying the fantasy GFE experience.

I was actually thinking about checking out Orchid too just to see what the hype was about, but after reading this... definitely going to pass.

Thanks for keeping it real and laying it out like this. You covered everything that matters, not just looks but how the whole thing actually plays out.

That upsell right out the gate would've thrown me off too, especially after money's already down. Kinda sets the tone and it's hard to come back from that.

And yeah, looks only go so far. If it feels rushed or like they're just running through a script, it doesn't really hit the same. Got to at least feel some level of engagement.

Price-wise it's tough to justify too. When you know there are spots where you get a full hour, consistent service, and none of the extra noise. It kind of makes the decision for you.

Sounds like one of those places that looks great on paper, but doesn't fully translate once you're actually in the room.

Good looking out sharing it straight like this, appreciate you LostIn520! 👍