Massage Parlor Reports

[DesertSailor]

Somehow I don't see this as a tragic loss to the AMP scene here in town.

I go to LA Fitness next door so consider my contribution to community service. Ha ha. However, I gave up going here about 2 years ago because of severe GPS and sub par service by providers. The Latina had a bad attitude when I last stopped. The front door is unlocked; open sign is lit up. I waited 2 minutes but no one came to lobby. But I did read a sign on a sheet of paper that said "Only Reflexology Services.". Whatever the status: no loss.

[LanceCave]

First time here at Orchid Massage and the name fits, as currently it's housing 2 large breasted women of Japanese descent. I got the pick, and I got Yumi. She spoke fluent English as she told she me speaks 3 languages. Very sweet FOB accent, she has nice curves with her DD+ cup implants, slender waist, and wide hips showing a cute wide ass. Like most Asian girls, she has very light fair skin. She has light brownish hair, that had some pretty waves to them. She had no tattoos and was hairless below. Brown kitty with barely visible laps. Her kitty was very very warm.

After the door closed, we started LFK that easily turned to DFK. She was very intent on giving me a mouthful of them mommy milkers, cause she was pulling them up to my face as if it was feeding time. Sucked on them for a solid 5 minutes while she was stroking my woody, spitting on her hands and getting it all prepped up. She then laid me down on the table and started to suck on my own nippples. She moved on from there and started kissing the area around my crotch. She tease me a bit more by giving love to the sack below before finally giving that sought after BBBJ. Long Lucius strokes, and full on head bobbing. Her tongue moves were solid, but her DT was the real killer. No gag reflex, she was balls deep there, nose to the belly bottom status and allowed me to face fuck her for long periods of time. She even paused her self a couple moments when she got down all the way.

CFS time, and we started in stand and deliver off the side of the table. The visual of her bouncing tits as I pound that pussy was delightfully satisfying. Played around with letting them bounce, or getting a vice grip of these chest pillows. Clapped Yumi's cheeks next in doggie and delivered backshot after back shot to the tune of this JAV start moaning to a high squeaking orgasm. For the finish, I had her in missionary to get some DFK action that led to me blowing. Popped up and got my load right in there on the middle of her tits, a gush of sticky whiteness filled her cleavage to which she rubbed into her whole chests, even her big arreolas nipples.

She goes to gets a hot towel for me to clean off with as she goes to the shower to get my offspring off her chest. While I got dressed, Sakura, another Japanese beauty comes in to meet me. Also very kind and flirty, she planted her tongue on me nicely while getting a handful of my half chubby. No gas in the tank today, but Yumi let me know that she was recovering and will be fully ready for me soon.

Great session with a big titty Japanese baddie, definitely check out the store, Happy Mongering!

HF"$60, Tip- $160.

[Vlad272]

A new started today at the house of M. I have not partaken yet but asked the Queen when the new girls were going to start and she told me that Sage was starting today and gave me the details. She seems promising, 5'4 , 110 lbs, D cup enhanced. I didn't have time in my schedule to get down there to try her out but she is definitely on my todo list. We all know that Mary is selective and always does right by the customers so I have full confidence Sage will have skills. If you see her before I do drop a review for everyone.

[Vlad272]

This month I have been able to complete the menu at the house of M so yesterday I had to make the choice of who to get a second round with. I decided I would just let fate decide since I had a good session with all the girls. I made my appointment and just asked for whoever was available. Mary made my session with with Skylar and I was not disappointed. My only disappointment was that I didn't get an appointment with Mary herself, but she did bring up a valid point. She told me I can come see her anytime but that Skylar would be leaving at the end of the week. She made a great point and my disappointment quickly faded. I did get to chat with Kiki a bit while I waited for the room to to be finished getting prepared. Kiki was looking hot as usual in a nice tight dress and came and sat on my lap while we chatted. Kiki is always nice and pleasant and has a great sense of humor once you get to chatting with her. She made me laugh a few times. Once the room was ready I was led in by Skylar for the fun to begin. I chose to start with a massage as I always come freshly showered. The massage was good and there was a lot of teasing and body slides but it wasn't long before we were kissing like I had just come home from a long trip. She is a fantastic kisser and her DFK had little Vlad so hard a cat couldn't have scratched it in no time. My last review of her mentioned her ass is very nice and I stand by that review, but I don't think enough has been said about how nice her enhanced boobs are you. They are reaaaally nice and fit her body well with nice long nipples that are perfect, long but not too long. Hats off to the surgeon because they could pass as naturals to the inexperienced eye. We spent the majority of the hour kissing like teenagers and going at it like rabbits. She not only can take a good pounding but is a willing participant, we took turns driving the action. By the end of the hour we were both sweating and panting and spent. At least I was, she seems to have endless energy. I will be looking forward to her return. If you haven't had the chance to see her, make an appointment while you still can.

[Beamerman]

One day left to get that last session in with your favorites before they're all gone! Can't wait to see new luxury vehicles and new gourmet dining items the Queen has planned for us next month in her palace...

I'm feeling hungry today and will definitely satisfy my cravings LOL.

[CactusJacker]

As I was worked up reading everyone's reviews I decided to partake in a date with Ms. Kiki at the House of M. I will tell you now that the stories are true. Her BBBJ is something to behold. Made my way down on a Sunday after setting up an appt and was could tell that today was a bit busy. Got in after a little wait and she was absolutely ready to get down once the door closed. Totally college babe-type and she makes you feel like you're with one as well. As soon as my shirt is off, she starts to work her mouth onto mine and putting her hand down my pants. I giggle but pull back and ask her for a shower before any action starts off. We manage to sneak into the bath and she gets started with the usual body rubs but something I love is how she really presses her onto yours as she slides her butt up and down. After washing my backside though, she began to make her attack. Reaching underneath as she strokes me off, she washes off my butt one more time before lashing out with her tongue. Those soft supple lips kissing my bottom and asshole had me twitching from the sensation. Flipping over, a more visual tease as she presses her butt on my shaft and slides her pussy over my cock back and forth. After the wash off, back to the room and again I see my lips meeting hers in a dfk. I ask her to bend over as I go to town on her backside, paying her back for such a soft rimming that she gave me. Delectable taste if I say so myself as it's a personal enjoyment of mine. She pulled me up and told me to lay down on to the bed after a thorough inspection with my tongue. Little did I know, she was not to be beaten in a game of tongues. Another relentless assault with her tongue as she flicks from the back of asshole to the tip of my dick. The swirling sensation had me losing my way before she looked at me from below as she asks me to fuck her. She slides the cover on and I take her in mish hard. Goodness, this girl doesn't skip kegels. After a flip in position and pounding in k9, I puttered out a bit but she was insisted on showing me the finish. Her hot mouth engulfs me again as she begins her last blitz on my shaft. Staring deep into my eyes, she bobs her head at a rate that I couldn't hold out against with the constant tongue teasing. Her tongue swirled up as she bobbed back and forth in a way that begs you to release. As the hour begins to draw to a close, she breaks the dam as she wrung all that I could shoot all at once. Imagine getting milked laying down and the machine keeps going. Absolutely relentless assault from her as she giggles before cleaning me up. I was a little sadden that Mary wasn't home to pay a visit that day but I could tell the rest of the ladies had everything covered. A greeting from Mimi with a hug and kiss before heading out the door with a smile and the water trophy. If you haven't seen Kiki yet, she is definitely one to impress but as all the ladies as sure to impress as well. I don't know if I'll be able to visit all the ladies now before the new girlies come. What an amazing problem to have and none other than the House of M to host it.

Kiki gives an epic BBBJ but I'd say the rest of the Melody ladies aren't too far behind!

[Harveyspec1069]

Late writing this, visited Mimi about a week ago I believe, I remember seeing her when I was with a previous lady, Kiki I believe. Asked Mary if she was Taiwanese to which she confirmed she was. I was super excited so I had Mary book an appointment. I also was asked to see her when she visited me when Kiki and I had finished and having never been woth a Taiwanese woman, I had to visit her. Having be lambasted with being called handsome, the two of us pretty much immediately got down to business as we both had it on for each other. She's a good kisser, I'm down with DFK but not when its a constant thing so her gentle kissing felt more like a proper make out experience with a little tongue slip here and there. I'm not sure if it was the scent of the room her a perfume she was wearing but scent really heightens intimate experiences and whatever was in the room or on her had me locked in to this experience as much as possible. I'm terrible at naming positions, but doggy, whatever it is with legs over shoulders, and sideways, even cow girl. We went at it for probably at least half an hour or more before I couldn't physically continue and had to finish myself off. Her south pole care skills are quite good, focuses on the sensitive bits to add that high octane fuel for the real fun later. She also uses her nails to enhance the experience during her bbj time. She got a fine petite body, the type that can make me feral 😂. Very much enjoyed that experience. Mary's house of magic never has a spell that doesn't work.

To add, when I went, I had an extremely stiff neck and back again, because apparently my body hates me, and she was able to drain the pain or at least most of it with ease. Definitely recommended.

Also, I'm not sure if it was Mimi or Skyler but one of them gave me a scalp massage do die for. Those head scratches can put me to sleep in just a few minutes, especially when they use the tips of their nails to do it. Wonderful.

Funny you mention that. The scalp massage + light nail scratches combo is dangerously effective. You go in thinking you're ready for round 2 and next thing you know you're halfway to a nap 😂.

Not enough people talk about that part LOL. A legit scalp massage with the light nail work? That'll shut your brain off faster than anything else in the room. Low key might be the most underrated move in the playbook but also one of the most effective.

Especially for closing out a rejuvenating session at MelodyLand!

[Harveyspec1069]

On my most recent trip to Melody, I decided to visit Skyler. She's a very cute young lady with a well proportioned body type, slim physique, perky breasts. Massage was well done, hit all the spots the gym made sore having just left. Before the turn over she did this neck kissing / sucking attack on me that quite quickly gets me turned on so I knew it was about play time. When she had me turn over, she laid on top of me and made out for a few minutes touching each other. Skyler then kissed down my chest and made her way south where she gave me a slow and sensual cat bath while running those nails up and down my chest and stomach. For a few minutes I enjoyed the chills her wild tongue gave me and watched her in the mirror. When she put the rubber on, she did so with her mouth and laid down on the table where I enjoyed some of my own sucking. She's a quiet moaner but when you hit the right spot her legs tighten up and you know where to keep the flow going. I'd normally have more ro say with positions, but, in a very rare instance, her grip managed to make me finish very early before I even switched positions, generally I have to do it myself but that day was different.

Regardless, very lovely lady, beautiful body, cute face and apparently can cause miracles for those who usually have to finish themselves off.

Melody always has something for everyone and Mary can read your minds to find what that is!

Skylar really is one of the special women out there. I'm going to miss her so much when she's gone next month.

[Harveyspec1069]

Somehow I don't see this as a tragic loss to the AMP scene here in town.

Somehow I must agree with you. We need more time to finish collecting action figures at the other places in town anyway!

[Harveyspec1069]

As I was worked up reading everyone's reviews I decided to partake in a date with Ms. Kiki at the House of M. I will tell you now that the stories are true. Her BBBJ is something to behold. Made my way down on a Sunday after setting up an appt and was could tell that today was a bit busy. Got in after a little wait and she was absolutely ready to get down once the door closed. Totally college babe-type and she makes you feel like you're with one as well. As soon as my shirt is off, she starts to work her mouth onto mine and putting her hand down my pants. I giggle but pull back and ask her for a shower before any action starts off. We manage to sneak into the bath and she gets started with the usual body rubs but something I love is how she really presses her onto yours as she slides her butt up and down. After washing my backside though, she began to make her attack. Reaching underneath as she strokes me off, she washes off my butt one more time before lashing out with her tongue. Those soft supple lips kissing my bottom and asshole had me twitching from the sensation. Flipping over, a more visual tease as she presses her butt on my shaft and slides her pussy over my cock back and forth. After the wash off, back to the room and again I see my lips meeting hers in a dfk. I ask her to bend over as I go to town on her backside, paying her back for such a soft rimming that she gave me. Delectable taste if I say so myself as it's a personal enjoyment of mine. She pulled me up and told me to lay down on to the bed after a thorough inspection with my tongue. Little did I know, she was not to be beaten in a game of tongues. Another relentless assault with her tongue as she flicks from the back of asshole to the tip of my dick. The swirling sensation had me losing my way before she looked at me from below as she asks me to fuck her. She slides the cover on and I take her in mish hard. Goodness, this girl doesn't skip kegels. After a flip in position and pounding in k9, I puttered out a bit but she was insisted on showing me the finish. Her hot mouth engulfs me again as she begins her last blitz on my shaft. Staring deep into my eyes, she bobs her head at a rate that I couldn't hold out against with the constant tongue teasing. Her tongue swirled up as she bobbed back and forth in a way that begs you to release. As the hour begins to draw to a close, she breaks the dam as she wrung all that I could shoot all at once. Imagine getting milked laying down and the machine keeps going. Absolutely relentless assault from her as she giggles before cleaning me up. I was a little sadden that Mary wasn't home to pay a visit that day but I could tell the rest of the ladies had everything covered. A greeting from Mimi with a hug and kiss before heading out the door with a smile and the water trophy. If you haven't seen Kiki yet, she is definitely one to impress but as all the ladies as sure to impress as well. I don't know if I'll be able to visit all the ladies now before the new girlies come. What an amazing problem to have and none other than the House of M to host it.

Brother, hell of a writeup. Seriously. The way you laid it out, you can actually picture everything as it's happening. Felt like I was right there watching it play out.

And yeah. What you described lines up almost exactly with how my sessions with Kiki have been this month. That consistency is what stands out.

I don't know if I'll be able to visit all the ladies now before the new girlies come. What an amazing problem to have and none other than the House of M to host it.

These are definitely the kind of "problems" you want to have 😂.

Keep posting like this. Good detail, easy to follow, and actually useful for the rest of us.

[Harveyspec1069]

Just completed the tour yesterday with a Kiki visit. Damn what a feeling. I drove the Ferrari and Porsche. I then ate steak and lobster LOL. Still with enough time to go back for seconds this month.

One day left to get that last session in with your favorites before they're all gone! Can't wait to see new luxury vehicles and new gourmet dining items the Queen has planned for us next month in her palace...

[AznInAz]

As I was worked up reading everyone's reviews I decided to partake in a date with Ms. Kiki at the House of M. I will tell you now that the stories are true. Her BBBJ is something to behold. Made my way down on a Sunday after setting up an appt and was could tell that today was a bit busy. Got in after a little wait and she was absolutely ready to get down once the door closed. Totally college babe-type and she makes you feel like you're with one as well. As soon as my shirt is off, she starts to work her mouth onto mine and putting her hand down my pants. I giggle but pull back and ask her for a shower before any action starts off. We manage to sneak into the bath and she gets started with the usual body rubs but something I love is how she really presses her onto yours as she slides her butt up and down. After washing my backside though, she began to make her attack. Reaching underneath as she strokes me off, she washes off my butt one more time before lashing out with her tongue. Those soft supple lips kissing my bottom and asshole had me twitching from the sensation. Flipping over, a more visual tease as she presses her butt on my shaft and slides her pussy over my cock back and forth. After the wash off, back to the room and again I see my lips meeting hers in a dfk. I ask her to bend over as I go to town on her backside, paying her back for such a soft rimming that she gave me. Delectable taste if I say so myself as it's a personal enjoyment of mine. She pulled me up and told me to lay down on to the bed after a thorough inspection with my tongue. Little did I know, she was not to be beaten in a game of tongues. Another relentless assault with her tongue as she flicks from the back of asshole to the tip of my dick. The swirling sensation had me losing my way before she looked at me from below as she asks me to fuck her. She slides the cover on and I take her in mish hard. Goodness, this girl doesn't skip kegels. After a flip in position and pounding in k9, I puttered out a bit but she was insisted on showing me the finish. Her hot mouth engulfs me again as she begins her last blitz on my shaft. Staring deep into my eyes, she bobs her head at a rate that I couldn't hold out against with the constant tongue teasing. Her tongue swirled up as she bobbed back and forth in a way that begs you to release. As the hour begins to draw to a close, she breaks the dam as she wrung all that I could shoot all at once. Imagine getting milked laying down and the machine keeps going. Absolutely relentless assault from her as she giggles before cleaning me up. I was a little sadden that Mary wasn't home to pay a visit that day but I could tell the rest of the ladies had everything covered. A greeting from Mimi with a hug and kiss before heading out the door with a smile and the water trophy. If you haven't seen Kiki yet, she is definitely one to impress but as all the ladies as sure to impress as well. I don't know if I'll be able to visit all the ladies now before the new girlies come. What an amazing problem to have and none other than the House of M to host it.

[Uncivil]

Can't wait to see what next month's roster will bring!

Melody always brings the best talent😍.

Got to get in another session before they start to swap out!

Oh, yeah. Three more days. I still got one more to collect LOL.

[Uncivil]

I was driving by there over the weekend and it is definitely closed. I was at the Sprouts and it totally looked closed while driving away in the parking lot.

Somehow I don't see this as a tragic loss to the AMP scene here in town.

[EatMoreTacos]

Found out about this site a few months ago when I started getting asked for reviews at these parlors. Had no idea this wealth of information was available. I'm assuming this is how my friend would always recommend places to try. I'm still trying to figure out if he posts on here. I noticed a lot of favoritism toward specific parlors and I figured I would start adding my two cents. I've been to the two big ones in the north and east and we all know those are the best times but a recent post piqued my interest.

I went to Orchid after reading Jerry and Sailors posts. Orchids central location is nice as others are quite a drive in either direction. Yumi lets me in and she is very pretty and Sailor was not lying about those boobs and big nipples. She seemed a bit nervous so to my surprise I opted for an available quick visit. Yumi gives a great BJ and all I could think of was fucking her. She grabs the rubber and asks if I wanted her on top. I chose to lay her down for standing mish. Seeing and grabbing on her boobs while I was stroking in her was great. She is very tight. So tight that BBFS was not offered but accidentally partaken. I should have known when it was feeling way too good all of a sudden that the rubber broke. Well didn't take long at that point and filled her up. She took it well as I thought she would be upset but just headed straight to the shower. I waited to make sure everything was ok and that's when Sakura came in. She is tiny and sexy in her own way. She came in and told me everything was ok and that accidents happen and not to worry. She told me to come back soon and try her next time. I definitely will return. I must add that both of these women were easy to communicate with and Sakura spoke English perfectly.