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04-29-26 10:24 #16385Senior Member

Posts: 157Haha
Somehow I must agree with you. We need more time to finish collecting action figures at the other places in town anyway!
Originally Posted by Uncivil
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04-29-26 10:22 #16384Senior Member

Posts: 157These Are the Kind of Problems You Want. Reading This Felt Way Too Familiar!
Brother, hell of a writeup. Seriously. The way you laid it out, you can actually picture everything as it's happening. Felt like I was right there watching it play out.
Originally Posted by AznInAz
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And yeah. What you described lines up almost exactly with how my sessions with Kiki have been this month. That consistency is what stands out.
These are definitely the kind of "problems" you want to have 😂.
Originally Posted by AznInAz
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Keep posting like this. Good detail, easy to follow, and actually useful for the rest of us.
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04-29-26 10:16 #16383Senior Member

Posts: 157Last call for seconds!
One day left to get that last session in with your favorites before they're all gone! Can't wait to see new luxury vehicles and new gourmet dining items the Queen has planned for us next month in her palace...
Originally Posted by Beamerman
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04-29-26 03:56 #16382Regular Member

Posts: 8Bbbbj Queen Kiki and her Ever Wiggling Tongue
As I was worked up reading everyone's reviews I decided to partake in a date with Ms. Kiki at the House of M. I will tell you now that the stories are true. Her BBBJ is something to behold. Made my way down on a Sunday after setting up an appt and was could tell that today was a bit busy. Got in after a little wait and she was absolutely ready to get down once the door closed. Totally college babe-type and she makes you feel like you're with one as well. As soon as my shirt is off, she starts to work her mouth onto mine and putting her hand down my pants. I giggle but pull back and ask her for a shower before any action starts off. We manage to sneak into the bath and she gets started with the usual body rubs but something I love is how she really presses her onto yours as she slides her butt up and down. After washing my backside though, she began to make her attack. Reaching underneath as she strokes me off, she washes off my butt one more time before lashing out with her tongue. Those soft supple lips kissing my bottom and asshole had me twitching from the sensation. Flipping over, a more visual tease as she presses her butt on my shaft and slides her pussy over my cock back and forth. After the wash off, back to the room and again I see my lips meeting hers in a dfk. I ask her to bend over as I go to town on her backside, paying her back for such a soft rimming that she gave me. Delectable taste if I say so myself as it's a personal enjoyment of mine. She pulled me up and told me to lay down on to the bed after a thorough inspection with my tongue. Little did I know, she was not to be beaten in a game of tongues. Another relentless assault with her tongue as she flicks from the back of asshole to the tip of my dick. The swirling sensation had me losing my way before she looked at me from below as she asks me to fuck her. She slides the cover on and I take her in mish hard. Goodness, this girl doesn't skip kegels. After a flip in position and pounding in k9, I puttered out a bit but she was insisted on showing me the finish. Her hot mouth engulfs me again as she begins her last blitz on my shaft. Staring deep into my eyes, she bobs her head at a rate that I couldn't hold out against with the constant tongue teasing. Her tongue swirled up as she bobbed back and forth in a way that begs you to release. As the hour begins to draw to a close, she breaks the dam as she wrung all that I could shoot all at once. Imagine getting milked laying down and the machine keeps going. Absolutely relentless assault from her as she giggles before cleaning me up. I was a little sadden that Mary wasn't home to pay a visit that day but I could tell the rest of the ladies had everything covered. A greeting from Mimi with a hug and kiss before heading out the door with a smile and the water trophy. If you haven't seen Kiki yet, she is definitely one to impress but as all the ladies as sure to impress as well. I don't know if I'll be able to visit all the ladies now before the new girlies come. What an amazing problem to have and none other than the House of M to host it.
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04-29-26 00:42 #16381Senior Member

Posts: 1270Oh, yeah. Three more days. I still got one more to collect LOL.
Originally Posted by JuanEyedWillie
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04-29-26 00:41 #16380Senior Member

Posts: 1270Somehow I don't see this as a tragic loss to the AMP scene here in town.
Originally Posted by ArizRider
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04-28-26 23:17 #16379Regular Member

Posts: 1Fun accident at Orchid
Found out about this site a few months ago when I started getting asked for reviews at these parlors. Had no idea this wealth of information was available. I'm assuming this is how my friend would always recommend places to try. I'm still trying to figure out if he posts on here. I noticed a lot of favoritism toward specific parlors and I figured I would start adding my two cents. I've been to the two big ones in the north and east and we all know those are the best times but a recent post piqued my interest.
I went to Orchid after reading Jerry and Sailors posts. Orchids central location is nice as others are quite a drive in either direction. Yumi lets me in and she is very pretty and Sailor was not lying about those boobs and big nipples. She seemed a bit nervous so to my surprise I opted for an available quick visit. Yumi gives a great BJ and all I could think of was fucking her. She grabs the rubber and asks if I wanted her on top. I chose to lay her down for standing mish. Seeing and grabbing on her boobs while I was stroking in her was great. She is very tight. So tight that BBFS was not offered but accidentally partaken. I should have known when it was feeling way too good all of a sudden that the rubber broke. Well didn't take long at that point and filled her up. She took it well as I thought she would be upset but just headed straight to the shower. I waited to make sure everything was ok and that's when Sakura came in. She is tiny and sexy in her own way. She came in and told me everything was ok and that accidents happen and not to worry. She told me to come back soon and try her next time. I definitely will return. I must add that both of these women were easy to communicate with and Sakura spoke English perfectly.
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04-28-26 21:40 #16378Senior Member

Posts: 31I was driving by there over the weekend and it is definitely closed. I was at the Sprouts and it totally looked closed while driving away in the parking lot.
Originally Posted by TucsonMonger
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04-28-26 21:37 #16377Senior Member

Posts: 31I was there a few years back and got a HJ from an older provider. She was not all that enthused about giving up more than the hand. I did get a hand under her top for some soft, small, older boob grab. I finished off and haven't been back since. Not sure what it's like there now. If you check it out, let the rest of us know what the menu and service is like now.
Originally Posted by Lowcarbs
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04-28-26 20:55 #16376Senior Member

Posts: 571The winds of change
Are upon you.
The divine Ms. M is delivering new talent and all I get to do is hear about how amazing it's going to be.
So glad this forum is active again and who knows, I may just have to come home a time or two to enjoy the pleasures of the house.
Enjoy yourselves you horny devils!
Shy.
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04-28-26 17:01 #16375Senior Member

Posts: 128You better get in to see her quick. From what I understand she will be rotating out. Ashley, Kiki, and 2 new surprises from what the crystal ball tells me LOL.
Originally Posted by NotCrazy
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04-28-26 13:33 #16374Senior Member

Posts: 75End of month approaching
Can't wait to see what next month's roster will bring!
Melody always brings the best talent😍.
Got to get in another session before they start to swap out!
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04-28-26 12:06 #16373Regular Member

Posts: 10Tlc
CBJ at best, and subpar GPS service. No TS either if you're into that, only standing, and they rarely want to join in.
Originally Posted by CactusJacker
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Looks wise, it's hit or miss depending on what you're into. All have the Latina curves, either manmade or natural, but some are in the 40-50's range age wise, and some are clearly in their 20's. One of the 2 Latinas this month, Mariana, has perhaps the nicest body around, 23, and nice enough. Still plenty of GPS, but if you're looking to play with a nice body, she's the one if she's still there.
But service wise, doesn't measure up to Melody or Aura at all.
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04-28-26 10:34 #16372Senior Member

Posts: 132Coco is the only one I haven't had a session with yet. Don't know why I've been putting it off so long. All her reviews sound excellent but I think it's the look she gives me when I say hi to her. That look that once I'm in that room all alone with her I will no longer be in charge. A hungry cougar waiting to devour me. LOL.
Originally Posted by Luvmall
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04-28-26 10:34 #16371Regular Member

Posts: 41Melody Tour Completed
Just completed the tour yesterday with a Kiki visit. Damn what a feeling. I drove the Ferrari and Porsche. I then ate steak and lobster LOL. Still with enough time to go back for seconds this month.
Originally Posted by Harveyspec1069
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