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04-28-26 08:41 #16364Senior Member

Posts: 41Hit or Miss Isn't My Game.
Appreciate the heads up. Sounds like a bit of a gamble. With limited time and budget, I'd rather stick with spots where the consistency is already proven.
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04-28-26 08:36 #16363Senior Member

Posts: 41Double header sounds very thrilling. Double your pleasure, double your fun!
Thank you for your great review of Mimi and Skylar. I think I got hard reading this shit! Loved hearing about your amazing double header experience! I wish I had the stamina like you to perform in a full-day endurance event at the house of M. Most of the time at my old age I only have the energy for one girl and then I'm tapping out. What I wouldn't give to be a young buck again.
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04-28-26 00:31 #16362Senior Member

Posts: 424Orchid Reopened After Rennovation
I concur with Mr Jerry Smith's assessment below and the description of the 2 providers. I had to see the new show for myself. Especially as it is a big change when Yoona ran things.
When I met Yumi I was immediately thinking that this is an "Asian Kardashian" (japanese). Flawless face and man made rack with big nipples that were the length and thickness of my first pinkie joint. She stands sturdy at about 5' 4" tall; and her kitty is shaved but had some minor stubble. Her labia were sweet and soft to jiggle with my tongue. I asked if I could gently manhandle her melons and was surprised when she said "go ahead and help yourself". This is a departure from other gals with man made titties. Oh yeah, her attitude was very pleasant and she has a good command of English.
She rode me with a cover for a brief few minutes and then I asked her for BBFS to which she said "no way". I am jealous that Mr Smith got to feels the wet road.
At first she was guarded with manual access to her pussy. She sprayed alcohol on my hand several times but later she gave me a "puppet show" in her pussy. She hopped on the table and opened her legs to give a full view of her crotch while she drew back the hood of her clit and demonstrated flicking her bean and inviting me to insert my thumb. She did this until she came hard and rocked back and forth inviting me to take a taste. But then she could barely stand the touch of my tongue stroking her clits.
She cleaned me up and the tiny Sunny aka Sakura came in to check out my satisfaction. She is the alpha-girl her despite her diminutive size and Walt Disney-character small voice. She reached her hand into my shorts and squeezed my shaft to make sure that I was fully unloaded. I returned te gesture and stroked her pantyless ass and "zippered" her pussy lips.
These gals are not a matching set, but on next visit it will be a 4-Hands from these 2 .
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04-27-26 22:52 #16361Regular Member

Posts: 15My super late Melody Mimi review!
Late writing this, visited Mimi about a week ago I believe, I remember seeing her when I was with a previous lady, Kiki I believe. Asked Mary if she was Taiwanese to which she confirmed she was. I was super excited so I had Mary book an appointment. I also was asked to see her when she visited me when Kiki and I had finished and having never been woth a Taiwanese woman, I had to visit her. Having be lambasted with being called handsome, the two of us pretty much immediately got down to business as we both had it on for each other. She's a good kisser, I'm down with DFK but not when its a constant thing so her gentle kissing felt more like a proper make out experience with a little tongue slip here and there. I'm not sure if it was the scent of the room her a perfume she was wearing but scent really heightens intimate experiences and whatever was in the room or on her had me locked in to this experience as much as possible. I'm terrible at naming positions, but doggy, whatever it is with legs over shoulders, and sideways, even cow girl. We went at it for probably at least half an hour or more before I couldn't physically continue and had to finish myself off. Her south pole care skills are quite good, focuses on the sensitive bits to add that high octane fuel for the real fun later. She also uses her nails to enhance the experience during her bbj time. She got a fine petite body, the type that can make me feral 😂. Very much enjoyed that experience. Mary's house of magic never has a spell that doesn't work.
To add, when I went, I had an extremely stiff neck and back again, because apparently my body hates me, and she was able to drain the pain or at least most of it with ease. Definitely recommended.
Also, I'm not sure if it was Mimi or Skyler but one of them gave me a scalp massage do die for. Those head scratches can put me to sleep in just a few minutes, especially when they use the tips of their nails to do it. Wonderful.
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04-27-26 22:24 #16360Regular Member

Posts: 15Skyler at Melody
On my most recent trip to Melody, I decided to visit Skyler. She's a very cute young lady with a well proportioned body type, slim physique, perky breasts. Massage was well done, hit all the spots the gym made sore having just left. Before the turn over she did this neck kissing / sucking attack on me that quite quickly gets me turned on so I knew it was about play time. When she had me turn over, she laid on top of me and made out for a few minutes touching each other. Skyler then kissed down my chest and made her way south where she gave me a slow and sensual cat bath while running those nails up and down my chest and stomach. For a few minutes I enjoyed the chills her wild tongue gave me and watched her in the mirror. When she put the rubber on, she did so with her mouth and laid down on the table where I enjoyed some of my own sucking. She's a quiet moaner but when you hit the right spot her legs tighten up and you know where to keep the flow going. I'd normally have more ro say with positions, but, in a very rare instance, her grip managed to make me finish very early before I even switched positions, generally I have to do it myself but that day was different.
Regardless, very lovely lady, beautiful body, cute face and apparently can cause miracles for those who usually have to finish themselves off.
Melody always has something for everyone and Mary can read your minds to find what that is!
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04-27-26 22:13 #16359Regular Member

Posts: 10I'll pass
Thanks for the info. Doesn't seem worth the risk or money.
Once you said an old lady, it made me think of King spa / Massage. That lady was old and had 4 lbs of makeup on. I only got a massage there and nothing more. Glad that place shut down.
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04-27-26 22:06 #16358Regular Member

Posts: 16TLC still open
It's indeed still open. Sign on. See a guy walk in.
Good luck! Let us know if it's worth a visit.
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04-27-26 21:48 #16357Regular Member

Posts: 4Been a long time coming
Hi everyone! I've been lurking around for quite some time and figured it was my time to join the chat. No pseudo noir prose or creative writing projects in this post.
I started a few years ago not knowing what was on the menu, getting a few unenthusiastic yanks. Fuzu on 1st, the place down the road from it, a few spots on Speedway. Even though it was just L1, one of my favorite spots was Lavender when there was this super sweet chubby lady who worked it. She was fantastic. She would twist you into a pretzel and work out every single not. She left and I'd totally go back if I could. Anyway, then I moved on to Sky Spa where I learned about L2. They had their fair share of fairly cute ones.
Then I discovered Winterspring and Yanan. Turns out I was tipping L3 rates for L2! Sorry if I messed up the market! Was going to Yanan for quite some which is where I met the lovely Mary. Yanan eventually closed and I was making the trip to Winterspring just to see her and whomever she recommended for me. When she left town I was a tad devastated, I won't lie. Then out of the blue I get a text and was told to meet her at some random spa! She was back! She travelled a bit between a few locations, and told me on the DL that she was opening up her own store. I knew it was going to be nothing but epic, as she'd never led me astray in the past.
Anyway, there are enough posts about Mary and when you know, you know. It's been a long time since I've seen her but she always points me in the right direction with her recommendations at Melody, her spa on Oracle. She listens when I have bad experiences and her staff know what I like. In fact, Melody is s good, I went twice in one day last week. After all the rave reviews about Kiki, I met up with her and she comes in and gives me a warm greeting. I see a very naked older lady with the most perfect body walk by and I said "who is that! I need to meet her!" and in walks Coco. Good Lord, she's a fine wine. I love the younger ones but Coco is what I needed. An immaculate, toned body with a hint of abs. Flawless ass with not a bump on it. I couldn't stop thinking about her when I went home. So after work, I booked a second trip to Melody! The Opposite happened, and I felt like I was in high school or something. After she did the most amazing buildup ever, when we finally got to it, I filled the bag in less than 2 minutes. I was ecstatic, as in my old age, as proven earlier, finishing can be a chore.
I am looking for other spas to visit. I've been to Aura once and met up with Honey there. I'd love to go back but it's so damn far away. I'm also looking for some solid massage with L1. Man I miss the sweet chubby lady that bent me into a pretzel at Lavender.
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04-27-26 19:02 #16356Senior Member

Posts: 128Coco at melody
Again late in the review, work has been crazy. Stopped in to see coco (last of the 4 for the week). I had previously got to see and hug coco as I was leaving so I knew what to expect. As said before, coco is the older, more sultry MILF vibe with very exotic look and accentuated features. She's like an Asian version of stifflers mom LOL. Anyways. Go to the room, get stripped down and wait for coco to take me to the shower. She comes in wearing a lace outfit and grabs me by the hand and leads me to the shower room. We both ditch what clothes are left and things get slick and soapy quick. Coco wastes no time making sure every inch of me is lathered up. After that the body sliding begins with lots of ear biting and licking. A quick rinse leads to a well done tuma. She then has me flip for more soaping. A double handed routine on junior makes sure he's clean and paying his fullest attention. While soapy she begins another body slide, which leads to a bit of p2 p and has me struggling to not finish the game early. Another rinse and the start of a great BBBJ, however I was to worked up and had to cut it short to avoid letting loose too soon.
Back to the room, more tuma, followed by BBBJ, 69, then to her on her back for daty. From there it was cap on, start. In mish and then to k9 for the finish. The view from behind was too much to handle and it was a matter of no time before I was done. Cleaned up, said hi to all the girls, chatted with Mary for a bit then off to work. I'd be broke if I lived in the area.
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04-27-26 18:10 #16355Senior Member

Posts: 147Orchids Spa with Yumi
After spending the weekend here while visiting family, I passed by this hole-in-the-wall place while driving down North Alvernon Sunday afternoon. Peaked my head in to see what sup, a really bubbly girl with bright make-up came out, told me that her name is Sunny and she got a friend goes by Yumi, who gives great service, the place looks pretty clean and it is my first visit around town, so why not try out the locals. Sunny settled me in one of the room on the right with the sliding door after collecting the house fee, I left the offering on the side like I usually do back home. A great-looking Japanese girl with busty tits in a tight dress came in to greet me.
Personality: bubbly and fun, really patient with me throughout the performance.
Looks: 5'3 range, skinny and lean body, with lightly curly brown hair. Pair of D+ busty tits, shaved kitty with a cute bubble booty.
English: great English, no translator required, a real welcome scene for me.
Attitude: really fun and welcoming at GND energy, sweet and open, then, during the fun, seductive temptress kind of way, a GFE service level like a g / f that has been separated for a while.
Session:
Her massage is professional grade, gives me the lower body massage that I desperately need from driving around. She is real playful during the whole thing, kept sliding her tits on my legs and thighs. Cat bath was slow and thorough. I think she went from top to bottom of my body on 1 full round with that soft cat bath and soft kisses, no rim was offered told me to turn.
Turned around, we went for a few round of DFK while I play with her tits and FiV to get the waterworks going. She gave me soft kisses and licks my chest and slowly work her way down slowly to give me a spectacular Russian with lube, maybe it is the Arizona heat but room temp lube on nice D tits, it just hits the spot for me. After her tits were properly fucked by my rod, she reached for a bottle of cold water and got a cup of warm water in the bathroom next door, and went for a round cold water and warm water BJ, which it is rare when the girl does this special treatment with my rod, but I always welcome those unique and fun encounters like hers. If she doesn't offer you guys this, be sure to ask if you want to experience it, I had a a few times in the past and not every girl does this and does it well like her. The great fun was followed by a neat slow BJ, mouth skills was fantastic, great suction and she took these long pauses on the shaft level to made sure I feel her tongue flicks and swirls. I held her head down to test the DT level and when she did it without gag, so I know where I am finishing unless accidents happen. She asks do I want the special treatment or the regular, I was like there is more?! Found out she does BBFS for additional premium on what I had already left on the side, she asked me this while went back to continue worshipping my rod. It took everything out of me to resist the temptation to say no, not that her price was unreasonable, just I am new in town and for my 1st visit, I didn't bring enough to cover the cost. She puts on the cover and I tried all my normal positions, where I find her best is of course in standing Mish, jiggling D tits when pounding kitty is always a fav hobby of mine, her kitty is very tight and best be pounded mish and k9. That nice tight bubbly booty was real fun to grab on to while I ram my rod deep in her. Her vocal performance and the meat smack fills the room, she likes to take her sweet time and seem genuinely into the whole thing, when I can't hold it any more, I pulled off cover and held her head in for that sweet finish. She was really discreet with the spat, played off that she swallow some, can't tell did she or didn't she, but she reach down for another round of clean up my rod after she spat out the first load. Really sweet of her to do that, then Sunny pops her head in and thought I was ready for round 2 and joined in the fun, I told her not today after she went in and showed me what she can do with her mouth. I told her maybe tomorrow and left a little extra for the great experience and took my leave with bottle of water in hand.
Repeat: oh hell yes please, I am leaving Tuesday back for work, so I am certainly going to get another round with Sunny or Yumi again after this one. Might look into Melody, as several of you have reached out and pointed me in that direction, and thank you all for being such nice hosts for a fellow traveler. Not going to lie, you guys might see me come back from time to time here.
House: 60.
Offering: 160+20.
Service: BBBJCIM, Russian, DT, DFK, BLS, BBFS (offered and turned down).
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04-27-26 18:00 #16354Senior Member

Posts: 1270I'm going to say it IS the oldest around. I've had great experiences there. I've had horrible ones. I've had so-so ones. It's kind of like buying a lottery ticket. I haven't been for several years, though. So, maybe things have changed.
Originally Posted by Dcupboobluver46
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04-27-26 17:49 #16353Senior Member

Posts: 581Mei-spa
Mei-spa is one of the oldest around. An old women is the mamason. She does not service anyone. Thank god! Over the years, I have had a few good experiences. But some bad. The girls are not tge same quality as Aura and Melody. I did a BBFS once. The girl was middle age and a 6 on the 1 to 10 scale. Even with the BBFS, I would not repeat. It is a "take your chances" place. A guy could get lucky. But probably not.
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04-27-26 17:20 #16352Senior Member

Posts: 157A Roadmap for Decision-Making in the Queen's Royal Palace
Mmm, well said.
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That last sentence is honestly the key takeaway, especially for anyone newer reading this thread.
A lot of people come in trying to figure out "who's the best" in the current lineup at the palace.
But after a few visits, you realize that's not really the right question here.
At Melody, the lineup isn't about good vs bad.
It's more about what kind of experience you're in the mood for.
Ferrari or Porsche.
Steak or Lobster.
Different moods, same tier of experience.
Think of it like this:
You're not deciding whether the place is good. As many other folks have said already, you really can't go wrong with any of Mary's Merry Maids.
You're deciding what flavor you want that day.
Once you look at it that way, the process gets a lot less stressful.
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For a simple mental framework:
If you're drawn to that younger, playful, college-girl type energy → Kiki tends to fit that lane.
If you prefer a more mature, sexy MILF vibe with stronger curves (think big tits and plump ass, almost like a Latina) and a confident presence → Coco is usually where people land.
If you like someone that's got a playful personality, not afraid to show you their wild side, with a killer BBBJ that will leave your toes curling and eyes rolling backwards → Skylar often checks those boxes.
And if your decision starts with looks first → Mimi tends to stand out right away.
None of these are "right" or "wrong" picks.
They're just different styles within the same overall tier.
A lot of newer guys try to overthink the first visit.
In reality, the easiest approach is the same as trying a new restaurant:
Try a few different options, see what fits your taste, and then go from there.
That's usually when things start to click.
Once you figure out what you like and what you don't like, decision-making for future visits at the palace become a lot easier.
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04-27-26 15:55 #16351Regular Member

Posts: 24Latina alternative
Hard to find a massage parlor with Latinas here but if you head to Melody and see Coco you may be happy with the experience. She certainly satisfies my Latina craving with her curves.
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04-27-26 15:46 #16350Regular Member

Posts: 16I have to agree that Kiki is a great time. After reading your post it reminded me that I may have to go see her again. Still have the other girls to check out too tho. Love having to make these decisions.
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