Massage Parlor Reports

[Calorie]

I am thinking I should just keep passing by, because that is a busy intersection and someone I know may see me. But that's also part of my fetish. So someone. Please report on this and let us know if it's worth the risk. You have no idea how much I would like hot ass there. If not, the Mexican place around the corner has hot spicy tacos for cheaper.

The actual food truck that parks or the ones on the whole foods that are just grills that sell squirrel meat.

I can assure you that this place will have grannies par excellence.

[RockNRoll72]

Anyone know of a spa in KTown where you can get all the primo services like Wi Spa but with extras? Been trying to do research across forums but haven't had any luck and a few strike outs.

Feel free to DM if necessary.

- RnR.

[BlueHorizon6]

This seems too good to be true.

Go check her out and report back if you don't believe me.

I've had many great sessions at different spots. Treat them good, don't be stingy and make sure to shave and shower.

[MassMe]

Visited A+ Spa Sunday and was greeted by Cici, 26 years old, with a sexy, curvy figure. She has a beautiful, big round ass and giant F cups titties that feel incredibly soft and real. Kudos to the surgeon if they're not, because she looks fucking amazing. She's about 5'4", has a sexy smile, and a tattoo above her clavicle. Her legs are smooth, and her pussy is clean-shaven.

Cici was very finely and a great flirt. She led me into the room, and we chatted about the niceties. We decided 30 minutes was plenty, and I handed her two benjis. Little DFK tease, then she left to grab the supplies. I couldn't help but get excited and quickly stripped down. When she returned, she got naked too, and we skipped the massage. More DFK, a quick wipe down, and then a BBBJ. I was sitting on the edge of the bed, playing with her giant tits as she blew me. She got the hint that I wanted to feel those love pillows on my cock, so she smeared some lube on her tits and let me Russian titty-fuck for a good while. I was throbbing hard and near busting. So she did another wipe to remove the oil, then put on the cover.

CFS: mish, k9, CG, and finished in standing mish, those massive tits swinging in opposite circular directions from each other. Condom ripped off, she licked my shaft to clean off the juices, then finished me with a hot towel to Polish me off.

Cici took good care of me, and I loved her enthusiasm. I'm a sucker for natural beauties with a big, round ass and soft F cups. She's definitely worth a repeat visit. Highly recommended for big-titty lovers to check out.

This seems too good to be true.

[MassMe]

There is a new joint opening. It is on the southwest corner of rose and lincoln, so across from the whole foods on the northwest corner. This is in venice.

The strip mall in which it is on, on the southwest corner of rose and lincoln, looks like what los angeles looks like. Disgusting sidewalks that look like they were bombed with bunker busters, with awful tenants.

There is a an absolutely disgusting asian / fried chicken place, a smoke shop, a dry cleaner, a greek gyro hole in the wall, and an empty space that was a pet food store. The new joint replaces a check cashing place.

I will try to load the pictures.

For me, since I now have a weekend shift at the whole foods fish counter, this could be a convenient place.

It is called venice massage and there is a 310 number on the door with a "open soon" sign.

In terms of the possibility of therapeutic masturbation, this is my view:

On the yes side:

The hours are the typical 10:00 am to 9:30 pm.

The decor inside is more spartan than a lebron 1800 literature library.

The area is complete degeneracy. The parking lot smells like a skid row ass during the day, and then at night the random street food vendors in the area make it trade down to a skid row ****.

No way any normie would go there for a real massage.

Venice seems to be the a place for granny shacks. There are two down the street in santa monica, and the ocean massage down the block in venice is a hellhole. Rents are cheap because of the way the area is run and the infestation of CHUD type homeless sub humanoids.

On the no side:

If it is a jack shack, some karen will fuck it up. I know some home moaner will go there, be made to pay in advance and be treated poorly with dirty towels, and there goes the joint completely.

Also, as much as I diss the area, venice is very expensive and very millenial / zoomer popular. The females in that age group are completely appalled by any sort of sex work as it implies that someone is actually doing work for money. Having worked with women under 25, I can assure you work and fuck is not in their vocabulary.

I am thinking I should just keep passing by, because that is a busy intersection and someone I know may see me. But that's also part of my fetish. So someone. Please report on this and let us know if it's worth the risk. You have no idea how much I would like hot ass there. If not, the Mexican place around the corner has hot spicy tacos for cheaper.

[BlueHorizon6]

Visited A+ Spa Sunday and was greeted by Cici, 26 years old, with a sexy, curvy figure. She has a beautiful, big round ass and giant F cups titties that feel incredibly soft and real. Kudos to the surgeon if they're not, because she looks fucking amazing. She's about 5'4", has a sexy smile, and a tattoo above her clavicle. Her legs are smooth, and her pussy is clean-shaven.

Cici was very finely and a great flirt. She led me into the room, and we chatted about the niceties. We decided 30 minutes was plenty, and I handed her two benjis. Little DFK tease, then she left to grab the supplies. I couldn't help but get excited and quickly stripped down. When she returned, she got naked too, and we skipped the massage. More DFK, a quick wipe down, and then a BBBJ. I was sitting on the edge of the bed, playing with her giant tits as she blew me. She got the hint that I wanted to feel those love pillows on my cock, so she smeared some lube on her tits and let me Russian titty-fuck for a good while. I was throbbing hard and near busting. So she did another wipe to remove the oil, then put on the cover.

CFS: mish, k9, CG, and finished in standing mish, those massive tits swinging in opposite circular directions from each other. Condom ripped off, she licked my shaft to clean off the juices, then finished me with a hot towel to Polish me off.

Cici took good care of me, and I loved her enthusiasm. I'm a sucker for natural beauties with a big, round ass and soft F cups. She's definitely worth a repeat visit. Highly recommended for big-titty lovers to check out.

[Jrp21]

I enjoy standing mish, but it gets old, quickly. However, your noticing that tits may vary in rotation is absolutely fascinating. I have found a new neurotic pet peeve to amuse myself with. Thank yo8 u.

You responding to a shill account. First few posts are a dead giveaway. Same exactly MO as the shill accounts popping up this year.

[Warjackhammer]

Skipping the pleasantries and descriptions since everybody knows. Refer to my Happy review for full description. Happy is basically Vina Sky with bigger tits. And Bella is a twin to Sharon Lee.

Fade in.

Room #1, with sex couch. With just my versace thong on, I'm still feeling bummed out because I only just found out about this spot; that's when Bella walked in and saw me staring at my iPhone with usasexguide out, she smiled and told me of a few names she recognized. Amongst other interesting things.

It took a while for Happy to arrive so Bella and I did a little tour around Ruby. It was nice seeing the store front, the other size of the rooms, and hearing everything about the famous Table shower room. We were groping each other, DFKing playing with her huge tits, and she gave me a BBBJ while the Church folks sang their praises next door. Hallelujah!

Happy finally arrived. She needed a second to get ready. Me and Bella gave her a thumbs up, then I proceeded facefuck Bella some more.

Smooth transition fade into Room 1.

We all get close to each other. We're all LFKing one another. They felt really comfortable to the point they started DFKing and undressing each other. I run my hand down Bellas nice curves on her sides, brushing my wrist against her huge DD cup breast. My other hand cups Happy's curvy ass, and I give her a little spank. She Meows at me with her high pitch voice. Pulled my dick out and fished it on top of their mouths as they both got on their knees. One sucks then goes to balls, then the other one sucks and dives to the balls. Looking like a slow game of hungry hungry hippos. The highlight was the Russian with Bella tits and my cock looking like a dodger dog as Happy gnaws at the tip. We're all laughing and having fun.

We utilized the sex sofa, as I was able to facefuck Happy upside down on the higher curvature part of it while I was DFKing and motorboating Bella's devine tits. There was a moment where Bella was still upside down and Bella was on top of her, I was using both of their lips on both ends to sharpen my blunt sword.

Smash cut to.

My Cawk. Cover on. Bella first on the sex couch again. Standing doggie while I DFKd Happy. Even though it was so low to the floor, I tried laying down on that sloped part of the sex couch as Bella mounts me for a crouching ACG while Happy straddles her pussy in front of me, and I'm beating that roast beef like Rocky, but with my tongue. These girls together really tried their best to be as accommodating and to ensure what you're getting is special. We've tried other positions on that sex sofa and it's worth it in a threesome.

Fade to.

Bed.

I had all their legs spread out like an episode of hot ones. Bella is sensitive to the karate chop tongue motions in her clit as she moans and lfks happy. Happy likes the roller coaster tongue up the puss and back down into her asshole. Balloon on for a standing mish with Happy. I know she likes them nice, slow, and long strokes while another balloon animal came on for Bella and she likes the more faster all pistons pumping ones.

Again those rusted ass horizontal mirrors are a plus as I was staring at my fine ass like Patrick Bateman.

Finish.

Double 69. Like I would alternate in between Bellas legs then window wiper my body underneath Happy's as they both Double BBBJ. Hearing the sucking, slurping, spitting, ball gagging (Bella loves sucking them hard), with the harmonies of Happy's high pitch anime whines. This symphony made me bust an overture of notes all over Bella's and Happys cheeks. Happy and Bella keeps on sucking.

They slurp the rest of the cum held it in their mouths and spat it back to mine. Daddy missed you.

We DFKd each other, of course I swallowed my own cum per our fetish conversations about others earlier. We lay down in that unstable bed. Both hotties under my arms as we stare passed that ceiling and beyond the stars of Whittier.

Penis shrunk as small as the water bottle they handed me on my way out.

Fade to black.

[Calorie]

There is a new joint opening. It is on the southwest corner of rose and lincoln, so across from the whole foods on the northwest corner. This is in venice.

The strip mall in which it is on, on the southwest corner of rose and lincoln, looks like what los angeles looks like. Disgusting sidewalks that look like they were bombed with bunker busters, with awful tenants.

There is a an absolutely disgusting asian / fried chicken place, a smoke shop, a dry cleaner, a greek gyro hole in the wall, and an empty space that was a pet food store. The new joint replaces a check cashing place.

I will try to load the pictures.

For me, since I now have a weekend shift at the whole foods fish counter, this could be a convenient place.

It is called venice massage and there is a 310 number on the door with a "open soon" sign.

In terms of the possibility of therapeutic masturbation, this is my view:

On the yes side:

The hours are the typical 10:00 am to 9:30 pm.

The decor inside is more spartan than a lebron 1800 literature library.

The area is complete degeneracy. The parking lot smells like a skid row ass during the day, and then at night the random street food vendors in the area make it trade down to a skid row ****.

No way any normie would go there for a real massage.

Venice seems to be the a place for granny shacks. There are two down the street in santa monica, and the ocean massage down the block in venice is a hellhole. Rents are cheap because of the way the area is run and the infestation of CHUD type homeless sub humanoids.

On the no side:

If it is a jack shack, some karen will fuck it up. I know some home moaner will go there, be made to pay in advance and be treated poorly with dirty towels, and there goes the joint completely.

Also, as much as I diss the area, venice is very expensive and very millenial / zoomer popular. The females in that age group are completely appalled by any sort of sex work as it implies that someone is actually doing work for money. Having worked with women under 25, I can assure you work and fuck is not in their vocabulary.

[CreampieKage]

So I was in Los Angeles for many years, and just moved away at the end of 2025.

I just recently discovered this site, and I wanted to contribute some of my MP experiences and favorites over the years in the LA area. I know this thread deals a lot with the L3 spots, but most of these are L1 spots. I'm sad to not be there anymore (FL is not nearly as great as there), but hopefully some of my favorites will still be there when I visit.

Thank you bro! I've been avoiding parlors lately after doing kgirls but I love the chase in AMPs. Thanks for the recon.

[Quincy88]

Did a little research found this ad always worried about the spot that have hot girls and ads but thankfully there was no catfish and these girls are definitely good looking. When I arrived, Kiki took me into the room and started what I would call more of a body glide massage. Her body felt incredible and I loved how passionate she was. I was surprised how good her massage technique was. But I couldn't keep my eyes off her tight ass and started rubbing her legs and sliding my hand between her legs. After a few minutes I couldn't take anymore and flipped over with my rock hard dick swinging. She looked at it and started sucking and stroking in perfect rhythm. I wanted to taste her so we got into 69 and I started to flick her bean with my tongue. After a few minutes I could tell she was getting close because she started clinching and grinding on my face so I pressed and flicked faster. She started convulsing and sucking harder. After two more orgasms I got her to put the condom on and she started to slowly lower her pussy on my dick. She has one of the tightest pussies I've ever felt. It was incredible. She rode me for a bit, then she started DFK and fucking me. She had a couple more orgasms and was soaking wet. I stood up and we got into standing mish. Watching her laying there with her perfect tits bouncing as I pounded away was just too much and I blew in the bag. I laid down next to her for a bit since we were both exhausted and sweaty.

Soooóo you got all that for free huh. Should've proof read this bad boy. No payment is interesting af.

[Calorie]

You know you go to wharf too much when sarah comments that my volume is low and asked if I had sex recently. I have been gatekeeping sarah. She is at wharf on Saturday and has great boobs and hands and must be under 45.

[Cockyazn]

Lulu is famous for her services. She is a full on service queen and all you have to do is just read the reviews. Absolutely amazing lady that doesn't come around often. Nice natural C cups. Black hair and a beautiful face and an adorable smile. She has a nice Asian booty as well. A nice massage that was very relaxing and then started the teasing. I flipped over and she leaned over and started a light kissing session that went to DFK and a full on make out session. Then Lulu started a BBBJ and her suction and saliva usage were great. DATY was good, some soft and slow FIV and she was responsive verbally. I was getting close and asked for the glove.

We go through k9, standing mish, CG, and ACG for the finish. She's got good stamina as most would opt to finish with a BJ at the point we got to. Blew in the condom and needed a solid 5 minutes of rest after. She cleaned me up and gave me a kiss before I left. Nice passionate lady Lulu is definitely recommended.

Did she go by a different name from somewhere else?

[TwoStrokeBill]

Did a little research found this ad always worried about the spot that have hot girls and ads but thankfully there was no catfish and these girls are definitely good looking. When I arrived, Kiki took me into the room and started what I would call more of a body glide massage. Her body felt incredible and I loved how passionate she was. I was surprised how good her massage technique was. But I couldn't keep my eyes off her tight ass and started rubbing her legs and sliding my hand between her legs. After a few minutes I couldn't take anymore and flipped over with my rock hard dick swinging. She looked at it and started sucking and stroking in perfect rhythm. I wanted to taste her so we got into 69 and I started to flick her bean with my tongue. After a few minutes I could tell she was getting close because she started clinching and grinding on my face so I pressed and flicked faster. She started convulsing and sucking harder. After two more orgasms I got her to put the condom on and she started to slowly lower her pussy on my dick. She has one of the tightest pussies I've ever felt. It was incredible. She rode me for a bit, then she started DFK and fucking me. She had a couple more orgasms and was soaking wet. I stood up and we got into standing mish. Watching her laying there with her perfect tits bouncing as I pounded away was just too much and I blew in the bag. I laid down next to her for a bit since we were both exhausted and sweaty. Afterwards she got the hot towel and cleaned me up, gave me a water and I was on my way. I love a place that lives up to their hype.

https://adultsearch.com/us/californi...y-rubs/3822825

[Gilforama]

I enjoy standing mish, but it gets old, quickly. However, your noticing that tits may vary in rotation is absolutely fascinating. I have found a new neurotic pet peeve to amuse myself with. Thank yo8 u.

In my experience, due to the Coriolis Effect, they rotate counterclockwise in the northern hemisphere (USA, Canada, Mexico, Costa Rica, Dominican Republic, Europe, Thailand), and clockwise in the southern hemisphere (Rio). That is for natural tits, because they are low pressure areas. But for bolt-ons, it's the opposite, because bolt-ons are high pressure areas. LMFAO!