Massage Parlor Reports

[RI CheeseHead]

Not the worst thing. These AMPs need to start hiring younger and prettier.

[ManyAmp]

Looks like a 50 yo AMP lady in Sunrise got arrested. See arrest. Org Broward County 4/28.

Be safe. Happy mongering!

[RedyFourFun]

Stopped by Relaxing last week based on the reviews here. Called ahead and wanted Selena. Walked in and a decent looking girl grabbed my arm and told me how handsome I was and told her I called for Selena (wasn't sure if that was here or not). She became less engaged and called for Selena. Selena is young, petite (5' 105 ilbs) with lopsided bolt-ons. This was my first time here so I wanted to make my intentions clear. Laid the $$ on the table next to my clothes and sat on the massage table. She instructed me to lay face down (I thought perhaps a table shower would be first). She conducted a mediocre massage and then asked me to flip. Once on my back she wondered what level of service I was seeking and I pointed to the table which she understood. She left to gather supplies and came back to undress. Not much of an ass but the lopsided tits are big for her small frame.

She proceeded with some head which was pretty good and then she wanted me to fuck her missionary. I started slow to make sure she could handle it and then ramped up a bit. She was a little limited in certain angles but then I switched to doggie. Her little ass and watching in the mirror completed the mission. After a wipe down and finishing massage I was out the door.

On the way out she introduced me from afar to another attendant that seemed late 30's but well endowed with naturals. Perhaps when I go back next week I will try her out if she's still there. I'm just not sure which one she was!

Thank you for your reports for making this mission efficient when I was in town. I look forward to sampling a little more of the area has next week.

Does anyone know the name of the one with the big naturals?

[IAmAPenguin]

Usual spot was too busy, so I tried out this spot. Took a complete gamble here, only hint of HE from googling was the phone number belonged to an old spa. Ladies here are on the much older side, not anything to look at. The massage was above average. On the flip all signs were good for liftoff. L1 only, not even touching allowed.

Yeah been here. Similar experience. L1, good massage, my lady was probably in her 40's but not really trying to lean into sex appeal or anything. I did some OTC with no problem. Nice enough.

[DrWho]

I will premise this by saying I ain't shit and if miraculously god decides to change that I will be forever grateful. Okay, a lot of these trusted posters are dudes in there 50's & 60's who think that 40+ why / o single mom with love handles is the best he's had, and they're looking to fuck raw.

-Lofty.

It seems like you are not as cognizant of details as some of us.

[JCraigslistK]

I was avoiding since my first visit, not what I expected, especially for the $ (I need an hour). Yea, I felt deceived. But when trusted posters raved about her and was clear about the pics and her I decided to take a chance based on their description. And it was my BD present to myself. From what I have gathered Mimi's service is pretty reliable top notch even if the players v / s pics are not.

BTW, I would guess her age in the early 20s. Killer bod as well, not an ounce of fat.

Sounds like a nice BD present for yourself!

I know I am going to try and make another visit before she goes, hopefully she has gotten enough attention to change her mind and she will visit again in the future. Would love to see the level of talent that you can see up in Orlando consistently down here as well.

[LofterB]

But when trusted posters raved about her and was clear about the pics and her I decided to take a chance based on their description.

I will premise this by saying I ain't shit and if miraculously god decides to change that I will be forever grateful. Okay, a lot of these trusted posters are dudes in there 50's & 60's who think that 40+ why / o single mom with love handles is the best he's had, and they're looking to fuck raw.

-Lofty.

[DrWho]

Thanks. That's so much deception from them that I'm going to pass.

I was avoiding since my first visit, not what I expected, especially for the $ (I need an hour). Yea, I felt deceived. But when trusted posters raved about her and was clear about the pics and her I decided to take a chance based on their description. And it was my BD present to myself. From what I have gathered Mimi's service is pretty reliable top notch even if the players v / s pics are not.

BTW, I would guess her age in the early 20s. Killer bod as well, not an ounce of fat.

[Bake N Cookies]

3 miles north of the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino Hollywood, FL.

DC, this sounds more like their old location.

I don't wish to publish exact location for the sake of discretion. Best way to find out is to call them. Yet current location is more like 5 miles west of Hard Rock Casino.

[SlimShady96]

Thanks for the info. I would pay this $ for 18-22 years olds if they don't speak English but not for 30+.

Also what does P.S. Mean?

P.S. Photo shopped.

[DCHung]

Where roughly is Mimi located? I am eager to sample this business model.

3 miles north of the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino Hollywood, FL.

[RI CheeseHead]

OK, so with all the recent hype about Misa lately, I decided to pull the trigger on trying out the Mimi service and go see Misa, along with discovering where this incall is located.

I've held back for months with Mimi, as from mixed reviews and the price is a bit more premium than I typically budget for. Additionally, so much has been said in the last few days, about Misa in particular, I'll just to report my own version, rather than repeat to much.

Mode of Entry: If you're a first timer with Mimi, they will conduct a light screening process. Generally asking for your basic stats, nothing too personal, then ask for a facetime video verification call. I'm not sure what may create a flag for them, or the monger, on this process, though I was fine with it. So I used my real number, not my google voice number, and the video call was about 20 seconds. You won't see the image of the handler, though she speaks perfect english with slight asian accent. I asked to see Misa, mentioned 45 minutes, and what time to arrive. Then hung up and continued by text from there. The address was given with some parking and walking in map instructions. Pretty straight forward so far. The location is in West Broward in a safe complex.

So then advised to park in a visitor spot, and text upon arrival. Then you get the unit number, and asked not to knock. When I arrived to the door, Misa was there and opened the door immediately.

I can respect this kind of discretion for the safety of all.

Misa was a very attractive young and sweet girl with slender fit healthy body wearing kind of sailor themed skirt and mid-drift top. I agree with the others that her face is actually that cute with the long hair draping well. You'll change from your shoes to a set of slippers to walk in further. She took my hand and let me to the bedroom. The place is quite modern and clean.

Thanks1.

This was $320 I presume. Is everything included with the 30 minute option too?

I don; t know if I can do $320 for A's tbh.

[RI CheeseHead]

I saw Misa last night, great time. Will write a detailed review when I have more time.

Just keep in mind that the pics in the website are not necessarily the woman, close, but no cigar. I.E. Misa lists "Natural D-cup bust!!", more like As, but I prefer small boobies. She is also not 5'3", more like 5'7"They also use the same names for multiple women. With that said their reviews have been on the positive side. Just go in with both eyes, and your mind open.

Thanks. That's so much deception from them that I'm going to pass.

[Bake N Cookies]

OK, so with all the recent hype about Misa lately, I decided to pull the trigger on trying out the Mimi service and go see Misa, along with discovering where this incall is located.

I've held back for months with Mimi, as from mixed reviews and the price is a bit more premium than I typically budget for. Additionally, so much has been said in the last few days, about Misa in particular, I'll just to report my own version, rather than repeat to much.

Mode of Entry: If you're a first timer with Mimi, they will conduct a light screening process. Generally asking for your basic stats, nothing too personal, then ask for a facetime video verification call. I'm not sure what may create a flag for them, or the monger, on this process, though I was fine with it. So I used my real number, not my google voice number, and the video call was about 20 seconds. You won't see the image of the handler, though she speaks perfect english with slight asian accent. I asked to see Misa, mentioned 45 minutes, and what time to arrive. Then hung up and continued by text from there. The address was given with some parking and walking in map instructions. Pretty straight forward so far. The location is in West Broward in a safe complex.

So then advised to park in a visitor spot, and text upon arrival. Then you get the unit number, and asked not to knock. When I arrived to the door, Misa was there and opened the door immediately.

I can respect this kind of discretion for the safety of all.

Misa was a very attractive young and sweet girl with slender fit healthy body wearing kind of sailor themed skirt and mid-drift top. I agree with the others that her face is actually that cute with the long hair draping well. You'll change from your shoes to a set of slippers to walk in further. She took my hand and let me to the bedroom. The place is quite modern and clean. It had extra bedrooms, though it seemed we were all alone. I didn't check out the bathroom, so not sure about the Jacuzzi option. I came freshly showered anyway, so opted to keep my time for all the good stuff.

I handed over the donation, which she set on the side table. Her English speaking is very limited to basic words, though she showed me a screen shot of the extras they offered, as posted on the web site. I passed on the BB, as this didn't seem wise for my own sake, and a video would have been nice, though not for $$. So then we got down to birthday suits. Its confirmed that she's definitely an A cup, but still enough to handle a bit. Though, such a perfectly toned body with smooth skin and no tats, which I'm not a fan of. Still again, such a darling cutie pie face, and her voice was a bit like a squeaky doll.

We start with 5 min back massage, and it felt quite good, though definitely not at an LMT level. Then she came down on me for some lovely DFK, that turned into her laying on her back for what felt like a makeout session. Then proceeded to trickle down in for a DATY session on a super pretty kitty. Got some nice little squeals with that and more with some FIV. I could have dined longer, but far too much more fun to be had. So it was her turn on me, and she has some decent head skills and no rush at all.

Then time for the main event. On with the cover and she needed to take it slow upon CG entry. Misa is super tight, even with the lube, and it took a few minutes to get it all in. Then is was such a pretty site to see her face and hair bouncing. Flipped over for the mish. Started slower again, but it didn't take long for the full pounding to begin as she's gripping the sheets and squealing like a dolphin. I even stopped for a few seconds to make sure was OK, and it was, which let to the rocket blasting in the bag.

We cuddled for minute, wiped up, and with about 5 min left, got a little more back massage time.

I probably could have opted for the 30 min to get the deeds done, though I'm pleased I didn't need to feel rushed. If anything, I'm happy to know that Mimi is the real deal, and they have my number saved on the safe list now. So I'll keep this option in my rotation, as long as I can afford it.

[DrWho]

Where roughly is Mimi located? I am eager to sample this business model.

I saw Misa last night, great time. Will write a detailed review when I have more time.

Just keep in mind that the pics in the website are not necessarily the woman, close, but no cigar. I.E. Misa lists "Natural D-cup bust!!", more like As, but I prefer small boobies. She is also not 5'3", more like 5'7"They also use the same names for multiple women. With that said their reviews have been on the positive side. Just go in with both eyes, and your mind open.