Massage Parlor Reports

**Tunacan Sam** · 04-28-26 15:35

Saw my favorite nerdy librarian mama / front door escort when I walked in. She said she had been in New York for months and was going back soon. I've asked before if I can massage her and every time she laughs and says "nope, down here is closed for me".

Appreciate those that recommend providers here by name and description, I've been on a good streak with appointments here following recommendations here. This is the first appointment that was not at least "good". Is Harmony still batting better than other places I've been? Yup, that's why I'll be back. I used to frequent CLC but had a few meh experiences there and Harmony was coming through. Debating giving CLC another shot soon. Also wish they both had a number could text for pics or even names / descriptions. *shrug*.

Drew Suzie (unsure on spelling) and she was definitely older, taller than average & skinny with large man mades. I can make the excuse that the room was dark and had been on a good streak so wasn't really focused, got in for table shower in the light and just wasn't attracted at all. Hindsight being 20/20, I should have just asked for a different provider. Typical table shower & sauna were fine, massage was okay with teasing, just went for the CBJ / HJ combo. YMMV but I would not repeat.

**OrdLover** · 04-26-26 13:48

Originally Posted by HappyGardener [View Original Post]

Are you talking about the Anne that landed at JW in Chicago in March? She was there for a month and then went back to China. Supposed to return this summer.

That is Anne and this one is Anna. And Anna is one of the best rimmer.

**HappyGardener** · 04-26-26 10:00

Originally Posted by OrdLover [View Original Post]

The last time I talked with her, she was supposed to be back in Chicago in March. Does anyone know where she have landed?

Are you talking about the Anne that landed at JW in Chicago in March? She was there for a month and then went back to China. Supposed to return this summer.

**Rocket Dork** · 04-26-26 08:22

Originally Posted by OrdLover [View Original Post]

The last time I talked with her, she was supposed to be back in Chicago in March. Does anyone know where she have landed?

The hunt for Anna continues! LOL Rocket Dork.

**OrdLover** · 04-25-26 14:14

Originally Posted by HappyRob [View Original Post]

I hope Anna pops back up somewhere, I miss that top notch rimming!

The last time I talked with her, she was supposed to be back in Chicago in March. Does anyone know where she have landed?

**Hooker Upper** · 04-19-26 22:15

I visited Harmony this evening and had a great session with Blue. I remember a lot of previous chatter here about a provider named Blue, but don't know if this is the same person.

She's taller than most Asian providers, is playful and fun, cute, has a great body with curvy hips and a decent man made job with great nipples (personally would like hers better without the implants). She did a lot of light touch teasing, talking that didn't feel awkward or fake, little kisses all over. I finished fast because it felt like I was fucking a hot girl who was in to me. What more can you really ask for in this situation.

If money was limitless, I'd go back tomorrow.

Cost unchanged since last time I was there: 80/160.

**NextOneUp** · 04-11-26 21:41

I finally made it up to Harmony, it's a little out of my way. Called from the parking lot to see if someone was available and the lady said yes. She was ready at the door, and took me right in to a room. She asked if I had been before and I just said a friend had told me about this place. She smiled and said "good friend", heh. I wouldn't have been disappointed if she was giving the massage. She was just wearing a normal shirt and pants, but looked nice. Anyway she left and Jackie appeared. Older woman for sure, but very well put together, wearing a tight dress. She is quite attractive, and must have been a real smoke show in her 20's. The setup there is pretty nice with table shower, sauna, then massage. I went for CFS. There are a couple other recent reviews, so I don't have much to add but I enjoyed it and will probably try to make my way up there again soon.

**Wingra1** · 04-08-26 16:29

Originally Posted by DropTop69 [View Original Post]

Thanks for the report. Not sure what a furious table shower might be, but it sounds kinda fun, so it's all good. I take it that this is still strictly a CBJ place? I'm a BBBJ fan, so that kind of keeps me from frequenting this joint.

CFS both times I was there. Jackie fun but so tight I couldn't fit all the way in her. Ara hot but not as into it as Jackie. Saw an extremely hot chick in blue dress that said hi to me.

**Eddinger** · 04-08-26 13:31

Was just super fast scrubbing. Like hurried, but the shower wasn't hurried and took normal time so it was just really odd.

Its still CBJ.

Originally Posted by DropTop69 [View Original Post]

Thanks for the report. Not sure what a furious table shower might be, but it sounds kinda fun, so it's all good. I take it that this is still strictly a CBJ place? I'm a BBBJ fan, so that kind of keeps me from frequenting this joint.

**DropTop69** · 04-07-26 20:45

Originally Posted by Eddinger [View Original Post]

Went to harmony. Drew Jackie. She was ok. Hot face. Good body. Larger tits. Super attitude. Furious table shower. Lousy massage. Fun to fuck. 80+160. While there I saw another woman who had a smoking body of a 20 year old. Tight. Stunning, amazing tits, and the face of a 60 year old. Was kind of wild. Didn't get her name. But looks like a fun ride.

Thanks for the report. Not sure what a furious table shower might be, but it sounds kinda fun, so it's all good. I take it that this is still strictly a CBJ place? I'm a BBBJ fan, so that kind of keeps me from frequenting this joint.

**Eddinger** · 04-07-26 09:19

Went to harmony. Drew Jackie. She was ok. Hot face. Good body. Larger tits. Super attitude. Furious table shower. Lousy massage. Fun to fuck. 80+160. While there I saw another woman who had a smoking body of a 20 year old. Tight. Stunning, amazing tits, and the face of a 60 year old. Was kind of wild. Didn't get her name. But looks like a fun ride.

**Nowhere500** · 03-30-26 12:40

No new Harmony reports? Any intel on who is available these days?

**Eddinger** · 03-10-26 08:35

I wish I could disagree with you, but I've been to Harmony about 150 times over the past 10 years and seen so many different girls and plenty multiple times where the sessions were out of this world hot, but not once has a single girl blown me without a rubber. Not even for like a few licks.

Originally Posted by BillStuart [View Original Post]

You won't get either at Harmony. Great place, and I've been there many times, but always a CBJ.

I genuinely hope someone disagrees with me.

BS out.

**MonkeyBuzi** · 03-08-26 10:15

Clean place. Nice facilities.

Drew Ara. She's definitely not in her 30's, most likely 40's but wears it well since she's Asian. Nice rack, soft, decent size, lets you play with them.

Loose pussy as others have mentioned. Had trouble finishing but got there.

80 house + 160.

**Bill Stuart** · 03-06-26 23:13

Originally Posted by Fmc73 [View Original Post]

I'll be by ohare next weekend and I was looking for suggestions. I've heard good things about harmony and BP is just a tad too far. I'm looking for BBBJ face finish. Thanks in advance.

You won't get either at Harmony. Great place, and I've been there many times, but always a CBJ.

I genuinely hope someone disagrees with me.

BS out.

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