Massage Parlor Reports

**Warjackhammer** · 04-26-26 22:41

Skipping the pleasantries and descriptions since everybody knows. Refer to my Happy review for full description. Happy is basically Vina Sky with bigger tits. And Bella is a twin to Sharon Lee.

Fade in.

Room #1, with sex couch. With just my versace thong on, I'm still feeling bummed out because I only just found out about this spot; that's when Bella walked in and saw me staring at my iPhone with usasexguide out, she smiled and told me of a few names she recognized. Amongst other interesting things.

It took a while for Happy to arrive so Bella and I did a little tour around Ruby. It was nice seeing the store front, the other size of the rooms, and hearing everything about the famous Table shower room. We were groping each other, DFKing playing with her huge tits, and she gave me a BBBJ while the Church folks sang their praises next door. Hallelujah!

Happy finally arrived. She needed a second to get ready. Me and Bella gave her a thumbs up, then I proceeded facefuck Bella some more.

Smooth transition fade into Room 1.

We all get close to each other. We're all LFKing one another. They felt really comfortable to the point they started DFKing and undressing each other. I run my hand down Bellas nice curves on her sides, brushing my wrist against her huge DD cup breast. My other hand cups Happy's curvy ass, and I give her a little spank. She Meows at me with her high pitch voice. Pulled my dick out and fished it on top of their mouths as they both got on their knees. One sucks then goes to balls, then the other one sucks and dives to the balls. Looking like a slow game of hungry hungry hippos. The highlight was the Russian with Bella tits and my cock looking like a dodger dog as Happy gnaws at the tip. We're all laughing and having fun.

We utilized the sex sofa, as I was able to facefuck Happy upside down on the higher curvature part of it while I was DFKing and motorboating Bella's devine tits. There was a moment where Bella was still upside down and Bella was on top of her, I was using both of their lips on both ends to sharpen my blunt sword.

Smash cut to.

My Cawk. Cover on. Bella first on the sex couch again. Standing doggie while I DFKd Happy. Even though it was so low to the floor, I tried laying down on that sloped part of the sex couch as Bella mounts me for a crouching ACG while Happy straddles her pussy in front of me, and I'm beating that roast beef like Rocky, but with my tongue. These girls together really tried their best to be as accommodating and to ensure what you're getting is special. We've tried other positions on that sex sofa and it's worth it in a threesome.

Fade to.

Bed.

I had all their legs spread out like an episode of hot ones. Bella is sensitive to the karate chop tongue motions in her clit as she moans and lfks happy. Happy likes the roller coaster tongue up the puss and back down into her asshole. Balloon on for a standing mish with Happy. I know she likes them nice, slow, and long strokes while another balloon animal came on for Bella and she likes the more faster all pistons pumping ones.

Again those rusted ass horizontal mirrors are a plus as I was staring at my fine ass like Patrick Bateman.

Finish.

Double 69. Like I would alternate in between Bellas legs then window wiper my body underneath Happy's as they both Double BBBJ. Hearing the sucking, slurping, spitting, ball gagging (Bella loves sucking them hard), with the harmonies of Happy's high pitch anime whines. This symphony made me bust an overture of notes all over Bella's and Happys cheeks. Happy and Bella keeps on sucking.

They slurp the rest of the cum held it in their mouths and spat it back to mine. Daddy missed you.

We DFKd each other, of course I swallowed my own cum per our fetish conversations about others earlier. We lay down in that unstable bed. Both hotties under my arms as we stare passed that ceiling and beyond the stars of Whittier.

Penis shrunk as small as the water bottle they handed me on my way out.

Fade to black.

**Calorie** · 04-26-26 22:15

There is a new joint opening. It is on the southwest corner of rose and lincoln, so across from the whole foods on the northwest corner. This is in venice.

The strip mall in which it is on, on the southwest corner of rose and lincoln, looks like what los angeles looks like. Disgusting sidewalks that look like they were bombed with bunker busters, with awful tenants.

There is a an absolutely disgusting asian / fried chicken place, a smoke shop, a dry cleaner, a greek gyro hole in the wall, and an empty space that was a pet food store. The new joint replaces a check cashing place.

I will try to load the pictures.

For me, since I now have a weekend shift at the whole foods fish counter, this could be a convenient place.

It is called venice massage and there is a 310 number on the door with a "open soon" sign.

In terms of the possibility of therapeutic masturbation, this is my view:

On the yes side:

The hours are the typical 10:00 am to 9:30 pm.

The decor inside is more spartan than a lebron 1800 literature library.

The area is complete degeneracy. The parking lot smells like a skid row ass during the day, and then at night the random street food vendors in the area make it trade down to a skid row ****.

No way any normie would go there for a real massage.

Venice seems to be the a place for granny shacks. There are two down the street in santa monica, and the ocean massage down the block in venice is a hellhole. Rents are cheap because of the way the area is run and the infestation of CHUD type homeless sub humanoids.

On the no side:

If it is a jack shack, some karen will fuck it up. I know some home moaner will go there, be made to pay in advance and be treated poorly with dirty towels, and there goes the joint completely.

Also, as much as I diss the area, venice is very expensive and very millenial / zoomer popular. The females in that age group are completely appalled by any sort of sex work as it implies that someone is actually doing work for money. Having worked with women under 25, I can assure you work and fuck is not in their vocabulary.

**CreampieKage** · 04-26-26 19:44

Originally Posted by JoeJ89DirtW86 [View Original Post]

So I was in Los Angeles for many years, and just moved away at the end of 2025.

I just recently discovered this site, and I wanted to contribute some of my MP experiences and favorites over the years in the LA area. I know this thread deals a lot with the L3 spots, but most of these are L1 spots. I'm sad to not be there anymore (FL is not nearly as great as there), but hopefully some of my favorites will still be there when I visit.

Thank you bro! I've been avoiding parlors lately after doing kgirls but I love the chase in AMPs. Thanks for the recon.

**Quincy88** · 04-26-26 13:17

Originally Posted by TwoStrokeBill [View Original Post]

Did a little research found this ad always worried about the spot that have hot girls and ads but thankfully there was no catfish and these girls are definitely good looking. When I arrived, Kiki took me into the room and started what I would call more of a body glide massage. Her body felt incredible and I loved how passionate she was. I was surprised how good her massage technique was. But I couldn't keep my eyes off her tight ass and started rubbing her legs and sliding my hand between her legs. After a few minutes I couldn't take anymore and flipped over with my rock hard dick swinging. She looked at it and started sucking and stroking in perfect rhythm. I wanted to taste her so we got into 69 and I started to flick her bean with my tongue. After a few minutes I could tell she was getting close because she started clinching and grinding on my face so I pressed and flicked faster. She started convulsing and sucking harder. After two more orgasms I got her to put the condom on and she started to slowly lower her pussy on my dick. She has one of the tightest pussies I've ever felt. It was incredible. She rode me for a bit, then she started DFK and fucking me. She had a couple more orgasms and was soaking wet. I stood up and we got into standing mish. Watching her laying there with her perfect tits bouncing as I pounded away was just too much and I blew in the bag. I laid down next to her for a bit since we were both exhausted and sweaty.

Soooóo you got all that for free huh. Should've proof read this bad boy. No payment is interesting af.

**Calorie** · 04-26-26 10:49

You know you go to wharf too much when sarah comments that my volume is low and asked if I had sex recently. I have been gatekeeping sarah. She is at wharf on Saturday and has great boobs and hands and must be under 45.

**Cockyazn** · 04-25-26 16:35

Originally Posted by Goblinshark [View Original Post]

Lulu is famous for her services. She is a full on service queen and all you have to do is just read the reviews. Absolutely amazing lady that doesn't come around often. Nice natural C cups. Black hair and a beautiful face and an adorable smile. She has a nice Asian booty as well. A nice massage that was very relaxing and then started the teasing. I flipped over and she leaned over and started a light kissing session that went to DFK and a full on make out session. Then Lulu started a BBBJ and her suction and saliva usage were great. DATY was good, some soft and slow FIV and she was responsive verbally. I was getting close and asked for the glove.

We go through k9, standing mish, CG, and ACG for the finish. She's got good stamina as most would opt to finish with a BJ at the point we got to. Blew in the condom and needed a solid 5 minutes of rest after. She cleaned me up and gave me a kiss before I left. Nice passionate lady Lulu is definitely recommended.

Did she go by a different name from somewhere else?

**TwoStrokeBill-Shill** · 04-25-26 14:00

Did a little research found this ad always worried about the spot that have hot girls and ads but thankfully there was no catfish and these girls are definitely good looking. When I arrived, Kiki took me into the room and started what I would call more of a body glide massage. Her body felt incredible and I loved how passionate she was. I was surprised how good her massage technique was. But I couldn't keep my eyes off her tight ass and started rubbing her legs and sliding my hand between her legs. After a few minutes I couldn't take anymore and flipped over with my rock hard dick swinging. She looked at it and started sucking and stroking in perfect rhythm. I wanted to taste her so we got into 69 and I started to flick her bean with my tongue. After a few minutes I could tell she was getting close because she started clinching and grinding on my face so I pressed and flicked faster. She started convulsing and sucking harder. After two more orgasms I got her to put the condom on and she started to slowly lower her pussy on my dick. She has one of the tightest pussies I've ever felt. It was incredible. She rode me for a bit, then she started DFK and fucking me. She had a couple more orgasms and was soaking wet. I stood up and we got into standing mish. Watching her laying there with her perfect tits bouncing as I pounded away was just too much and I blew in the bag. I laid down next to her for a bit since we were both exhausted and sweaty. Afterwards she got the hot towel and cleaned me up, gave me a water and I was on my way. I love a place that lives up to their hype.

https://adultsearch.com/us/californi...y-rubs/3822825

**Gilforama** · 04-25-26 11:43

Originally Posted by Calorie [View Original Post]

I enjoy standing mish, but it gets old, quickly. However, your noticing that tits may vary in rotation is absolutely fascinating. I have found a new neurotic pet peeve to amuse myself with. Thank yo8 u.

In my experience, due to the Coriolis Effect, they rotate counterclockwise in the northern hemisphere (USA, Canada, Mexico, Costa Rica, Dominican Republic, Europe, Thailand), and clockwise in the southern hemisphere (Rio). That is for natural tits, because they are low pressure areas. But for bolt-ons, it's the opposite, because bolt-ons are high pressure areas. LMFAO!

**Calorie** · 04-24-26 13:32

Originally Posted by NightHawk3 [View Original Post]

I am a small titty lover but decided to check out some big tits since she's been there for a while. Linda is cute girl with a nice set of Ds. I am still on the fence if they are real or not. If fakes then well done. She is small. An average booty which can be grabbed on. She has a cute look to her. Her face pic is her glammed up a little. She has nice eye contact if that makes sense. She has a little English.

We fool around a little before going to the standup shower. She has some nice dfk and a good BBBJ in there. She did almost get a finger in my butthole on the wash but I was like whoa there. Whoa.

BBBJ on the bed and I like always grab them a little on the shoulder during this. Flipped her to 69 and she has a shaved pussy. Then to chow town and ass grab city. And I like to massage the girls in 69. Like this is the niceness from me.

Get the condom on and she gets on CG and yeah she is tight and got some nice riding with my feet near my butt and popping her up a bit and holding onto those tits for dear life. Standing mish and this is my chill position. Always to see if the tits spin clockwise or counter clockwise.

Flip her over to doggy and this has been my go to lately. I was off of it for a while but now it is on. She bent over. I spanked her. Then it was on. Then I came hard in her and drank my water all hot and sweaty with my heart beating fast just to show I am alive.

Took another shower. Nice girl that put in good effort. I like it!

I enjoy standing mish, but it gets old, quickly. However, your noticing that tits may vary in rotation is absolutely fascinating. I have found a new neurotic pet peeve to amuse myself with. Thank yo8 u.

**NightHawk3** · 04-24-26 10:33

I am a small titty lover but decided to check out some big tits since she's been there for a while. Linda is cute girl with a nice set of Ds. I am still on the fence if they are real or not. If fakes then well done. She is small. An average booty which can be grabbed on. She has a cute look to her. Her face pic is her glammed up a little. She has nice eye contact if that makes sense. She has a little English.

We fool around a little before going to the standup shower. She has some nice dfk and a good BBBJ in there. She did almost get a finger in my butthole on the wash but I was like whoa there. Whoa.

BBBJ on the bed and I like always grab them a little on the shoulder during this. Flipped her to 69 and she has a shaved pussy. Then to chow town and ass grab city. And I like to massage the girls in 69. Like this is the niceness from me.

Get the condom on and she gets on CG and yeah she is tight and got some nice riding with my feet near my butt and popping her up a bit and holding onto those tits for dear life. Standing mish and this is my chill position. Always to see if the tits spin clockwise or counter clockwise.

Flip her over to doggy and this has been my go to lately. I was off of it for a while but now it is on. She bent over. I spanked her. Then it was on. Then I came hard in her and drank my water all hot and sweaty with my heart beating fast just to show I am alive.

Took another shower. Nice girl that put in good effort. I like it!

**Need H20** · 04-23-26 22:32

Came in and was greeted by Gigi at the door. Gave me a a hug and kiss after I got to the room and gave her a donation. She has a petite frame and those full lips worked wonderfully.

I laid face down on the table and she started with the massage. Her hands provided a thorough massage much better than the average places I've visited. We chatted casually flirted some and lightly touched her smooth legs as she massaged me. She shifted nearer to my lower area and started teasing the boys.

On the flip she would suck the nips and started stroking junior. Moved on to BBBJ and then 69. By then I was hard as hell and ready to move on the main course. She covered me up and got on top and started with cowgirl. I sucked them tits as it bounced and she eventually turned around for RCG. Finished up with some mish and blew my load in the cover. Cleaned me up and wiped me down with a warm towel. Helped me get dressed then gave me a hug and kiss before I left.

**SabertoothPeni** · 04-23-26 22:22

Originally Posted by Chupacabra [View Original Post]

What city is Top Spa in?

Top Spa is located in Van Nuys.

**Chupacabra** · 04-23-26 21:50

Originally Posted by SabertoothPeni [View Original Post]

MMS texted with new rotation. Natural Ds intrigued me, so I set up an early session with Anna.

What city is Top Spa in?

**Fatonius** · 04-23-26 16:24

Where is this Top Spa located?

Originally Posted by SabertoothPeni [View Original Post]

MMS texted with new rotation. Natural Ds intrigued me, so I set up an early session with Anna.

A cutie named Lucy met me at the door, and she was flirty and pretty damn convincing, but I was hell bent on a bigger rack for my first meal of the day.

I got set up in the room and waited for Anna and her big tits. I laid out a little extra so I could get 45 minutes with her. She arrived in the room to find me face up on the table with a towel over my waist. She was wearing a white dress with a deep neckline to showcase a heavy set of natural Ds. Added bonus was a J-Lo booty. This girl hit the Jessica Rabbit jackpot. Little, too. Just over 100 lbs and about 5'2" Really pretty face, clear skin, and just one tat on her left arm. Pretty, round face with big eyes.

She pulled off my towel as she pulled down the top of her dress to offer up some beautiful heavy hangers with small, brown nipples. I hopped up and cupped her tits from behind as she wriggled out of her dress. I was mostly hard already, so my cock was wedged between her ass cheeks. She turned her head back to kiss me deeply on the mouth. This got me all the way hard. She reached back to stroke my unit as I kept my hands on her heavy tits.

Quick alcohol cleanup. I pointed out the loot and mentioned that I wanted 45 minutes. She seated my on the table and dropped into a squat as she pretty much inhaled my cock. This was great, but I wanted to slow things down, so I pulled her up and kissed her breasts and mouth a little more. She offered 69, and I agreed since I was the first guy there. She started off by straddling my face and smothering me with her ample ass--not the worst way to die! I grabbed her cheeks and lifted a little to give myself some breathing room as she ground her pussy onto my mouth. I tongue fucked her a little to get her slick and wet and then I switched focus to her clit. She came in about 5 minutes and gushed a little.

After she finished, she leaned forward and got my cock back into her mouth. I kept licking her while gently rubbing her pucker with a pussy-slicked finger. I'm more of a tit man than and ass man, but Anna's ass had me questioning my preferences. Thankfully, this girl offers the best of both worlds. She was sucking pretty insistently, and I could have come right there, but I had the time, and I wanted to bury my cock in her wet kitty.

I gloved up with a super thin jimmy hat, got her on her back, and let her guide me in slowly. Pretty face, big tits, juicy ass, flat stomach. Come on! She planted her mouth on mine and wrapped her legs around my waist. She matched me thrust for thrust and I popped in less than 5 minutes.

Standard cleanup, promise to meet again, and some water.

**JoeJ89DirtW86** · 04-23-26 14:43

So I was in Los Angeles for many years, and just moved away at the end of 2025.

I just recently discovered this site, and I wanted to contribute some of my MP experiences and favorites over the years in the LA area. I know this thread deals a lot with the L3 spots, but most of these are L1 spots. I'm sad to not be there anymore (FL is not nearly as great as there), but hopefully some of my favorites will still be there when I visit.

These places and / or girls are in no particular order:

1. Sabai Spa. I've known Paulina (the owner) for a long time and was around when she first opened the shop. I don't believe she does massages herself anymore, but she was lovely. She always brings in cute, hot young girls here, but it's pricey and the some of the girls have GPS for the extras. Never did L3 here, but did get L2 with a couple providers. Not sure who might still be there, but some of my favorites were: Dana, Katie, Rose, Paula.

2. Pico Spa. I pretty much only went here for one provider, but I've seen others and they aren't bad. Jenny was the one I'd see on the regular, and she is wonderful. Average face but petite and a tight, curvy body for a Thai girl. Also, her L1 technique is hands down one of the best.

3. Goldfinger. I used to go here a lot after Covid, and I had seen most of the girls that worked here. I think the quality has dipped a bit and some of the providers started asking for way more than necessary, but it's still not too bad of a spot in a pinch. I haven't been there in a while, so I couldn't even name any of the providers currently there.

4. Ocean Massage Spa. This spot was also for only one girl. Cindy. She's super hot and has a great body. She only doesn't L1 but she is a smoke show to look at IMO.

5. I-Sabai Venice. Another one girl spot. Natalie is a late 20's cute, but chubby girl. She'll do it all. BBBJ and L3. She even let me COF when I wanted to. She's cute but her body type wasn't my favorite. I'd still see her from time to time for the extent of extras she offered.

6. Dianaya Spa. Older ladies here but I really liked Helen. L1 only, but she's pretty attractive for an older provider and has large soft tits. She does a good job teasing and the price is no-haggle and pretty cheap.

7. Thai Tara. I've seen a few different girls here, but Vicky was always my favorite. She's a little older but has nice naturals and does a really good job.

8. Season Massage Westwood. I've seen a lot of providers here as well, and most of them have been really great. It's always been a good consistent spot for L1.

9. Lalaland. Some really cute young girls here, but definitely some higher price points. They may do L2 (tho I never indulged) but as cute as they were, the higher price points just kinda turned me off.

10. De Oro Massage Encino. I used to frequent here more years ago, so I can't particularly speak to the quality of the girls now, but they always used to have a lot of cute girls in the mix and I'd get some L2 action every now and then.