Massage Parlor Reports

[CSnow-shill]

Been there few times now and was served by Linda. Noticed the room on the left side as you entered had a set up for table shower. Table shower is a new event for me. Most places I had patronized had showers (installed in the rooms) . All of the places in Vancouver BC and many down in the LA / S. Cal have a routine of you getting clean prior and girls always goes in after.

One of the issues I disliked since coming back to the SEA. TAC area is the AMP places here don't have showers to clean up prior and after. I also wonder how the girls keep "fresh" as the day goes. All my visits to King so far, Linda would bring me hot towels to wipe down after. But the last time, I brought baby wipes to do a GI bath before getting dressed.

So. Those who had a table shower at King. Is it part of the fee (to get clean) or is it extra. Like another level of service? Is it like the "sudies" HJ in Thailand or the "steam and cream" HJ of Korea? IYKYK.

First of all, every place reviewed in this forum has a shower. You can ask to use it before and after. You can ask the girl to join you (though some may not).

I have used showers at Blue Jade, Brisa, Shanghai, Best, Good, Tokyo, Q, King and of course JM. Most girls joined me when asked. At JM table shower is absolutely amazing and a must do.

At King specifically I used their table shower twice. Once with lackluster provider WeiWei. She simply washed me as I was laying down. Once with amazing provider Dora. She partially undressed and after washing me gave me BBBJ preview right there. I didn't ask Linda when I saw her. But in my experience there was never extra cost.

Table shower at all JM is more or less like Nuru experience with a girl sliding all over you.

TL; DR.

Shower is available everywhere, but you may need to ask to use it and may need to ask the girl to join you.

[CSnow-shill]

Thought I would go check out Blue Jade.

Cash machine and gas station traffic. Then I get there, make a lap around the block.

All I seen was cops and cop cars.

That place is right on top of a King County station, with every other county and city offices all around it!

Unmarked WSP cars King County Exempt plates everywhere.

Couldn't do it after all the excitement up north.

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Blue Jade is several blocks away from Burien police station and King County sheriff's station. Not in front of it or around the corner.

I've been driving through it for the past several months. No issues whatsoever.

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[Harryyy]

I think this is probably common, and some of those who share a similar sentiment have posted in the User Blogs section under "Best Handjobs" and "Non-Parlor Massage Reports. " Neither of which unfortunately help the real issue, which is that FS AMPs really dominate this forum. While I love banging the girls at JM as much as the next guy, I more frequently want a good massage + HE and don't care if it's indy or an AMP. And while I'm happy to pay 140 for it, I don't want to drive to Bellevue to see the ladies from the other board.

I agree that the north Seattle situation is a big question mark. Thanks to those who have previously shared knowledge about spots. After Thai Lily who was in Greenwood retired post-covid there's been a huge void in the market for me. Her $120/ hr apartment massage and HJ finish was my go-to, and there's nothing on that level in the Ballard / Fremont / Greenwood / Wallingford area that I'm aware of. I was an intermittent regular at Yili in Fremont for a few years after that, but haven't been since the remodel and seeming ownership change. I've tried a handful of other spots looking for a good massage and HJ and had absolutely nothing worth repeating.

Yes! Smiling art used to be good years ago. 100-120 for an hour massage and nice unrushed HE, often with a non-auntie. But it got really inconsistent and now Seattle feels like a massage desert. I went to good massage in the you district and same thing. No massage, going right for FS. I finally walked out after getting physically blocked by a 5' 100 lb older lady yelling aggressively at me to f her. Not the best experience exactly.

[Vator2]

Thought I would go check out Blue Jade.

Cash machine and gas station traffic. Then I get there, make a lap around the block.

All I seen was cops and cop cars.

That place is right on top of a King County station, with every other county and city offices all around it!

Unmarked WSP cars King County Exempt plates everywhere.

Couldn't do it after all the excitement up north.

Tokyo.

Pulled up one car in the driveway, I waited at the door for a few, just about to leave and herd some noises / yelling from inside.

I should have left!

A little cutie pie opened the door and said wait in here she pointed at the couch with a drape.

More yelling and a few NO's.

A large guy with a turban on his head peeked in and saw me he took off down the stairs, I watched him on the tv all the way to his car.

When he did not leave right away got me nervous then I herd his friend in the next room, yelling and arguing.

Just about to say fuck and leave another little cutie opened the drape.

She took me into a real room and kept yelling at the guy to leave and never come back!

Watched him get into the same car and it drove away.

Then both girls ganged up on me and it went perfect they lost there clothes and helped me get out of mine.

LOTs of kissing and grabbing, licking.

All three of us had a really good time.

I had gave the first one $$ and she asked for more, I told her she could ern it, when the second girl came into the room.

I had 60 in a separate pocket, told her that's all there was.

So $$. 60 for LFK BBBJ (from both) CFS (from both) and lots of pussy rubbing by them and me.

NOT A GOOD DAY BU NOT TOO BAD EITHER.

[LukeVista-shill]

I've recently changed jobs and now on the east side. I miss the Renton and south Seattle favorites.

Any strong recs for Bellevue area? Looking for good BBBJ and DFK.

Miss A Spa near Spring District will do BBBJ and CFS, at least the both times I have been. Haven't been back since October as I've been frequenting other spots. Girls were ok, more on the milfy / auntie type, not like the 20-somethings at the popular spots. $$. 6 typical donation. Location is convenient.

M Spa in Crossroads will do CBJ / HE only with UTC touch. Good massage and friendly service from Lulu.

There are other places along the 156th / NE 8th corridor that I've seen ads for but haven't checked out.

K-Angels is also an option if you want a K-Org in the Bellevue area:

https://kangels.ch/

[ThisOneForYou]

Bellevue, there are a few places, but nothing really reliable that I've found (anyone that knows better please correct me), so I usually just pick someone working out of an apartment in downtown bellevue off of another board. More expensive, but can be good service.

I've recently changed jobs and now on the east side. I miss the Renton and south Seattle favorites.

Any strong recs for Bellevue area? Looking for good BBBJ and DFK.

[IstlFun]

Been seeing Angela a bunch this month, and honestly each time just keeps getting better. She's got a pretty open menu other than bare, which is a big reason why she's awesome, the goat. The highlight of the last session was fiv and while pound her starfish hard, beautiful gape. Vice versa fia and stretched her kitty wide. It was good to felt her kitty wall back and forth. Next time might ask if she's cool with adding a vibrator to spicy things up But yeah, to keep it simpleshe's awesome, super fun, and definitely worth checking out. Catch her while you can, fellas, she's only around for a few days and she might just blow your mind.

Just a heads up, been noticing some going out of their way to leave bad reviews on certain girls (it's a common Chinese fkery in business). A lot of these girls rotate between different shops, and it's kinda funny how the same girl will get rave reviews at one popular spot, then random hate somewhere else. Feels more like shop competition than anything actually wrong with the girl. So yeah, take this with a grain of salt.

Personally, tend to stick with girls ve already seen since the connection's already thereit just makes everything way more easy.

Disclaimer: this is a fictional story, YMMV. Happy hunting and stay safe fellas!

[CorveLay]

I def enjoy reading the Jm and Q adventures, but sometimes I'm just looking to relax get a good massage and lie back.

I'd post and share info but tbh I haven't had any experiences worth sharing with the mongering crew.

I think this is probably common, and some of those who share a similar sentiment have posted in the User Blogs section under "Best Handjobs" and "Non-Parlor Massage Reports. " Neither of which unfortunately help the real issue, which is that FS AMPs really dominate this forum. While I love banging the girls at JM as much as the next guy, I more frequently want a good massage + HE and don't care if it's indy or an AMP. And while I'm happy to pay 140 for it, I don't want to drive to Bellevue to see the ladies from the other board.

I agree that the north Seattle situation is a big question mark. Thanks to those who have previously shared knowledge about spots. After Thai Lily who was in Greenwood retired post-covid there's been a huge void in the market for me. Her $120/ hr apartment massage and HJ finish was my go-to, and there's nothing on that level in the Ballard / Fremont / Greenwood / Wallingford area that I'm aware of. I was an intermittent regular at Yili in Fremont for a few years after that, but haven't been since the remodel and seeming ownership change. I've tried a handful of other spots looking for a good massage and HJ and had absolutely nothing worth repeating.

[Patrick78]

I've recently changed jobs and now on the east side. I miss the Renton and south Seattle favorites.

Any strong recs for Bellevue area? Looking for good BBBJ and DFK.

[KrDoggy-shill]

I explicitly agreed it sounded bad, and getting rushed or a girl getting exasperated is a total boner killer. It drives me crazy (in a bad way) when a girl starts asking me to come. This is obviously not typical for Angela, nothing wrong with pointing that out either.

I'm always a simp because I focus on good experiences. Or when I pass on the girl's perspective. Whatever.

Feel free to avoid Angela now LOL, I'll see her this weekend and wish her well in Vegas. More for me.

I appreciate an honest critical review. Even if a girl is good, the experience may not be echoed to all customers. I also think when someone says your experience is atypical it's an an attempt to invalidate your experience. Critical reviews are needed here, as well.

I saw Angela the last time she was in town as a duo with Rachel and she was good, even if she left my duo for a short while to attend another. I'd see her again but I haven't had time this month.

Thank you for the honest report and the warning about Angela at Q in Shoreline, saved me a trip and $$. Me thinks she has a few simps on this board.

Agree the session sounds bad, all I can say is it not typical. Almost every girl is surprised when I need to go for a long time to pop. Can't recall one getting pissed. My nightmare is to get rushed at Q or Tokyo but I seem to have picked less busy times for whatever reason.

All the other reviews are not lies, she is usually an energetic sweetheart. Sorry for the bad luck.

[Kjunwing]

I made an appointment to see Lisa but I was told that she is sick and she can't provide service anymore. Lisa is returning home tomorrow. Joey was available and I said okay. 5'2 girl beautiful face and body to me. Glasslike soft skin.

Massage, cat bath, tuma, BBBJ, bls, 69, CFS, cg, mish, k9 finish in bag.

We had some time left but she just gave me another short massage and we just cuddled for a bit.

Pretty good service and she can take a pounding. IMO Lisa was more GFE and better service.

[ChampDaddy]

Sunset Body and Foot Massage in Renton. Has anyone ever tried this one?

Any inf!

I went in a few months ago. HH was $50 and HE tip was $40, probably the lowest I've ever paid for a massage HE and I didn't even have to bargain. Didn't get the girls name, but she wore a face mask the whole time, it was such a turn off. My hands went roaming and she didn't complain when I went under her bra. I don't think she offers FS, but she's a plain looking girl, I wouldn't probably want to. Massage was good as far as I can remember. I would go back, if I was in the area looking for quick relief.

[Seattleik]

Had a great session with candy today she has amazing body and rack curves in the right places. Handed the usual fee and starting kissing and caressing her body. Took her top off to show off those d cups and slid her yoga pants off for some camel slide while making out with her. Did some BBBJ but couldn't deep throat it all the way with good balls suction and licks. Did some 69 and ate her kitty then put the hat on for cfs which she performed well avg, missionary and doggy. Great bubbly personality and service would definitely repeat if I was closer but mentioned she leaving to la next month.

[GeniusCasanova-Shill]

Well I went in this morning to see what all the hype was about before Angela leaves for a year (so she said). I was really excited to see her due to the great reviews and I can say that she really was not worth it lmao.

To start things of the massage was really good. One of the best you'll get so I'll give her the flowers she deserves there. After the flip, yes her head game is top tier BUT once it came down to the main event. I could tell she was tryna have me pop quick. She wasn't too keen on multiple positions. I think she expected me to buss after 5 minutes and I'm sure most do but I wasn't going out quick. She puts way too much lube everywhere and with CFS I could hardly feel a thing so I started going soft. I could tell that was pissing her off LOL and I tried to get back into the game. Then the cover slips off and she goes to get another one. While coming back in the room, she slams the door. Just a moody mess. Now she's rushing me to finish and that's no way to get my head back in the game. She chokes my chicken and I'm being literal when I say choke. She full on death grips him and gives the hardest and fastest HJ that practically removed a layer of skin. I tell her I'm trying to finish up in K9 and she just had a wild attitude as if I wasn't a customer that came correct $$. Anyways, I finish up as fast as I could good little swimmers in the bag and she quickly gets up and flings the door open and leaves. I figured that my cue to leave so I swiftly got dressed and out the back door I went. Never to see her again lmfao.

I've been around the block and then some and can definitely say that was the worst experience I have ever encountered. It started off great and just went down hill as time within my session went on. Everyone I've ever met was so engaging and worth it overall. Many I've seen multiple times but this was just wild. At least I still bussed but cmon, how is she going to complain about not making the $ she wants out here in Seattle and then be like this. I mean, now I get why lolol. Anyways, I would just stay clear honestly. Go enjoy your time somewhere else because a good massage and BBBJ isn't uncommon and it usually is accompanied by amazing kitty without an attitude on the side! Hope everyone stays safe and happy hunting out here.

I appreciate an honest critical review. Even if a girl is good, the experience may not be echoed to all customers. I also think when someone says your experience is atypical it's an an attempt to invalidate your experience. Critical reviews are needed here, as well.

I saw Angela the last time she was in town as a duo with Rachel and she was good, even if she left my duo for a short while to attend another. I'd see her again but I haven't had time this month.

[Jazzy Daddy]

Thank you for the honest report and the warning about Angela at Q in Shoreline, saved me a trip and $$. Me thinks she has a few simps on this board.