Massage Parlor Reports

[Aaabbbccc123]

This review nails my experience to a T. I think this place lacks the genuine intimacy where the provider adapts to you and your needs. I understand that these girls serve a ton of customers a day, and they have their scripts to please the majority in this hobby, but there was something about it that didn't click me on first sight.

I should probably clarify a few things.

I think Jenni gave a much better performance than most women at an AMP. Was it better than a booker via CandyGirl or Rokm? No. But miles better than most mature / MILF women at an AMP and infinitely better than any provider I've seen at VIP101. I'm just jaded or realistic in that, it's a performance. I appreciate she did her part to make it enjoyable rather than transactional like most AMP's.

I have a side piece that's fun to fuck. But when she's gone, I want a different type of provider. Perhaps like you, cockyazn, a provider just doesn't come close to my side piece. I sometimes question if I should keep visiting parlors. I enjoy something new, but when it's the first time, the connection isn't there, no passion (obviously), not as dirty, kinky, etc. Yeah, with repeat visits I've had better experiences and that's been true whether at an AMP or incall via booker.

Not to get into a debate, but providers in NYC are much more attractive, better priced, and much better service in NYC than LA. No comparison.

Also, I should've made it more clear that the skinny girl I saw during a recon at butterfly was not Jenny.

[SeanSlate]

Can you share the damage?

I had a free afternoon today, so I went to Happy and saw Asa there.

Asa greeted me with a warm hug and led me to her room. We quickly handled payments, undressed, grabbed a towel, and took a nice shower together. Asa is around 5'2, very slim but tits are big on her small frame. They are natural and I guess D cups.

After she dried me off, we went back to the room and moved to the table. We lay side by side and started making out before she moved down and gave me a great BBBJ. I slid up and down, controlling the rhythm while she sucked deep and made some sexy gagging sounds. We paused for a moment, she laughed, spun around, and we moved into 69. Her trimmed pussy tasted sweet and no smell. I made her sit on my face and ride it until she came hard.

She climbed off, caught her breath, and said it was my turn. She jumped on top and impaled herself on me. From there we went through CG, ACG, and RCG with great rhythm as she pounded me hard. We then switched to lazy doggy, K9, FDAU, and finally mish.

[Cockyazn]

Age: She says 28, she definitely looks younger than early 30's. More on that later.

Height: Around 5'5" or so. I'm 6', she was taller than I prefer and didn't have thick platform shoes.

Weight: Skinny. I could pick her up and lift her up and down on my cock while we were fucking.

Hair: Below shoulder blades.

Chest: I don't know the size, but they're pretty big. Natural. Big aeriolas, which I wasn't fond of, but appreciate they're real.

Face: Cute girl next door look.

Ethnicity: I'd assume Chinese, but she could've been Korean?

Kitty: Shaved. Looks a bit like salami.

Ass: Medium sized. She's got a hemorrhoid balloon knit in her asshole.

Tattoo of like a rose that looks a bit like Arabic, above her pussy.

BBJ / CFS.

50/ hhr.

150 tip.

This review nails my experience to a T. I think this place lacks the genuine intimacy where the provider adapts to you and your needs. I understand that these girls serve a ton of customers a day, and they have their scripts to please the majority in this hobby, but there was something about it that didn't click me on first sight.

[Aaabbbccc123]

Age: She says 28, she definitely looks younger than early 30's. More on that later.

Height: Around 5'5" or so. I'm 6', she was taller than I prefer and didn't have thick platform shoes.

Weight: Skinny. I could pick her up and lift her up and down on my cock while we were fucking.

Hair: Below shoulder blades.

Chest: I don't know the size, but they're pretty big. Natural. Big aeriolas, which I wasn't fond of, but appreciate they're real.

Face: Cute girl next door look.

Ethnicity: I'd assume Chinese, but she could've been Korean?

Kitty: Shaved. Looks a bit like salami.

Ass: Medium sized. She's got a hemorrhoid balloon knit in her asshole.

Tattoo of like a rose that looks a bit like Arabic, above her pussy.

BBJ / CFS.

50/ hhr.

150 tip.

Total pro. Good acting, vocal, moves like an experienced woman.

I'm a magnum. BBJ was fine. She didn't take much more than just the tip, which is normal for me at AMPs. We 69'd for a few and that was nice. Was able to lift off the bed and go a bit deeper in that position. No problems taking it all in missionary, doggy, or standup fucking.

I popped in to see the talent a couple days earlier and it was a super skinny chick. Day of my visit I was debating between another place with a MILF I like or something new and finally trying out Butterfly.

Jen or Jenny opened the door. She's GND cute. Attractive face, she's past that Asian girl look of early 20's where they look like an 18 year old and when they turn into an attractive woman. I'd say 28, but wouldn't be surprised if she's actually 32. Either way, she's young, soft skin, skinny, nice legs, hides her tits well in her sleeveless shirt. Her tits aren't spectacular. I have to be in the mood for large aeriolas. She has a bit of a belly on her. If she were your GF you'd want to fuck everyday. For most of you, you'd enjoy her body. But if you want a tighter, young chick, I'd go elsewhere.

She puts on a good performance. She "gets carried away" and bit my chest a bit. LFK, playing with tongues. No leg blocking. Didn't ask me to hurry up and cum. Made eye contact during the deed.

Repeat? Maybe. I enjoyed myself. I'd imagine it'd improve greatly with repeat visits. She's not 100% what I'm looking for when I visit an AMP, but could become really fun with repeat visits. I did get that vibe from her. Some providers are very business and want you the fuck out after you finish. Jen was very fun and playful, all the way till I left. Is it an act and she wants my money? Of course. But if I'm going to partake, the very least a provider can do is pretend like she enjoyed my company.

[Vlad1121]

New to Pasadena, Does Butterfly have a shower setup inside the room, the photos on google looks like they have pretty big rooms.

[Cockyazn]

Been to Happy many times, always great, but never heard of or seen or offered a shower.

They do a good job in room cleaning:

Happy has a nice shower room at the end of the hall. Last door in the back. Kind of awkward and hot at the same time when you're walking down after a good pounding and you could here other girls getting clapped inside the rooms.

[OrangeCreampie]

Yesterday I had a TOFTT session with Eva at Happy. And it turned out pretty good.

Once I saw Eva, my jaw immediately dropped. This girl is short, maybe only 5 ft, she has a very cute round face and body is well balanced, and has some meat to grab. She was wearing a dress that had almost half of her breasts popping out. Her tits are enhanced Cs, and look extremely good on her small frame.

She brought me into the room and funds were exchanged. She asked me if I wanted a massage first or the action. I went for the action as I know it takes me a while to finish and this girl looked hot and I was already hard. We quickly undressed and I noticed she has a clean shaved kitty and a tattoo on her stomach. She saw my rock hard dick and giggled. She had me lay on the table and we had some DFK then she moved down and started BBBJ. I asked for 69 and her pussy tasted nice and got wet quickly. Cap on, had her lay on her back and immediately her face looked flushed as I started in mish and I was gentle. We cycled through multiple positions CG, DG RCG until I finally finished in the bag.

I thanked her and told her that a massage was not necessary as she lay on the table exhausted. I left and thanked her as she gave me a nice release. Forgot asking how long she will stay here, but would like to see her again. She exudes this amazing level of sensuality and it was amazing.

[Pizzle111]

First one on Colorado by Madre is not good.

Second can be, but taste in Chinese and YMMV. They want to be liked.

I checked it out yesterday and was greeted by a plain looking Chinese lady. Nothing worth seeing as of now.

[Skizzard]

Been to Happy many times, always great, but never heard of or seen or offered a shower.

They do a good job in room cleaning:

I thought the same thing LOL. Been many times, never offered or even wanted to shower at one of these spots. Weird LOL.

[morone99]

Been to Happy many times, always great, but never heard of or seen or offered a shower.

They do a good job in room cleaning:

I had a free afternoon today, so I went to Happy and saw Asa there.

Asa greeted me with a warm hug and led me to her room. We quickly handled payments, undressed, grabbed a towel, and took a nice shower together. Asa is around 5'2, very slim but tits are big on her small frame. They are natural and I guess D cups.

After she dried me off, we went back to the room and moved to the table. We lay side by side and started making out before she moved down and gave me a great BBBJ. I slid up and down, controlling the rhythm while she sucked deep and made some sexy gagging sounds. We paused for a moment, she laughed, spun around, and we moved into 69. Her trimmed pussy tasted sweet and no smell. I made her sit on my face and ride it until she came hard.

She climbed off, caught her breath, and said it was my turn. She jumped on top and impaled herself on me. From there we went through CG, ACG, and RCG with great rhythm as she pounded me hard. We then switched to lazy doggy, K9, FDAU, and finally mish. She told me to cum and I blasted a big load in the bag.

We both lay there for a second, tired and sweaty. We still have 20 mins so she gave me a back massage to relax me which felt pretty comfortable.

Time was up, she helped me put on clothes and said our goodbyes. She handed me a bottle of water as I left, feeling like a very happy man.

[morone99]

First one on Colorado by Madre is not good.

Second can be, but taste in Chinese and YMMV. They want to be liked.

Saw a new spot open up just west of madre on Colorado. Lavender spa. Anyone check it out yet? I couldn't stop to see but I'll check BP to see if any ads send me there. Then I'll know if it'll be any fun.

[Vulva Nut]

Saw a new spot open up just west of madre on Colorado. Lavender spa. Anyone check it out yet? I couldn't stop to see but I'll check BP to see if any ads send me there. Then I'll know if it'll be any fun.

Well the name has some good associations anyway. Not the aromatherapy kind, but the FS kind (ie the shuttered Garvey stable).

I'll try to TOFTT next week. At the least, may be a good massage / L1 place, but will come prepared.

[Into N Out]

Saw a new spot open up just west of madre on Colorado. Lavender spa. Anyone check it out yet? I couldn't stop to see but I'll check BP to see if any ads send me there. Then I'll know if it'll be any fun.

[Sexydaddy626]

Planning to visit tomorrow. What was the damage?

My appointment time was late evening. I could see it was busy when I got there. I always appreciate that MMS talks with me for a few minutes while I wait. A few minutes pass and Lilly comes in looking like a caramel delight. In my opinion, Lilly has a perfect body. I'm an ass guy and she has just what the doctor ordered in that department. Her ass is just a nice, perfectly shaped, bubble. I love when she sits on the edge of the bed and I see it "lift". She asks for a few minutes to freshen up. When she comes back, I am face up and she starts a tease. It's slow and her soft touch is really good. I am begging for her mouth now. She begins with my balls. It's like she worships a man's cock and balls. Her pressure and suction is always just right for me. Soft and wet. Then she starts making her way up the pole and swirls her tongue at the top, looks at me, but does not take me in, even though I am aching for her to DT me. She's dancing her tongue all around me, then she looks at me and oh so slowly begins taking me into her mouth. She feels me start to throb and tells me not to hold back. She will allow MSOG if you can do it. She continued sucking me and I just laid back and let her take my soul. Then it was my turn to DATY. Lilly is delicious to me and tonight she was extra tasty. As I satisfied my appetite, I watched liquid pleasure flow from her and down her ass. I could not help myself and began slurping her cum. And she kept cumming. Another good thing about Lilly is that she actually enjoys this, her job. She wants you to cum and she also wants to cum. She asks for my cock and boy do we go at it. (CFS) We only did one position this time, but why switch when it's working for her? I ask her to finish me with her mouth, which is actually my favorite thing. The way she moans while worshipping you is so hot. She's into it. She loves it. She loves making you feel good. She gives the wettest, smoothest BJ I have ever had. I look down and my dick is white with her spit. The sound of her stroking and sucking plus me hitting her throat were enough to send me. I released all that I had saved for her. She took it and did not stop. Left me weak as always.

[Vulva Nut]

Thanks again for your kind words on my recent review!

There's a deleted banned review here and I'm curious to why it didn't meet the criteria to be posted here?

I'm not sure what a penthouse review looks like or the kind of details that would go into it.

Is it a TGTBT experience that almost seems like a fictionalized porn novel? The braggadocious demeanor of the reviewer himself?

Or a shill that clearly is doing it so that the spa generates more customers? An oversell basically?

I know there are explanations here, but I'd thought I ask to clarify exactly what this is.

Not sure what admin meant exactly (since its deleted). My guess is that yes, it was a long dreamy first-person play-by-play, without honest details, or actionable intelligence that helps us.

I'm not aware of actual explicit stated requirements for reviews here, but as I understand it from the mission statement, it is to help each other find consensual sex-- with specific providers. (In my book, specific details on those providers are essential to help choose among all the other generically "hot" or "shaved" ones).
Reviews that give no objective details beyond the generic, and are full of ego-centered, self aggrandizing narratives, are less valuable in this mission.