Massage Parlor Reports

**Jazzy Daddy** · 04-24-26 00:19

Thank you for the honest report and the warning about Angela at Q in Shoreline, saved me a trip and $$. Me thinks she has a few simps on this board.

**KrDoggy** · 04-23-26 23:26

Agree the session sounds bad, all I can say is it not typical. Almost every girl is surprised when I need to go for a long time to pop. Can't recall one getting pissed. My nightmare is to get rushed at Q or Tokyo but I seem to have picked less busy times for whatever reason.

All the other reviews are not lies, she is usually an energetic sweetheart. Sorry for the bad luck.

Originally Posted by ItsMyHobby69 [View Original Post]

Well I went in this morning to see what all the hype was about before Angela leaves for a year (so she said). I was really excited to see her due to the great reviews and I can say that she really was not worth it lmao.

To start things of the massage was really good. One of the best you'll get so I'll give her the flowers she deserves there. After the flip, yes her head game is top tier BUT once it came down to the main event. I could tell she was tryna have me pop quick. She wasn't too keen on multiple positions. I think she expected me to buss after 5 minutes and I'm sure most do but I wasn't going out quick. She puts way too much lube everywhere and with CFS I could hardly feel a thing so I started going soft. I could tell that was pissing her off LOL and I tried to get back into the game. Then the cover slips off and she goes to get another one. While coming back in the room, she slams the door. Just a moody mess. Now she's rushing me to finish and that's no way to get my head back in the game. She chokes my chicken and I'm being literal when I say choke. She full on death grips him and gives the hardest and fastest HJ that practically removed a layer of skin. I tell her I'm trying to finish up in K9 and she just had a wild attitude as if I wasn't a customer that came correct $$. Anyways, I finish up as fast as I could good little swimmers in the bag and she quickly gets up and flings the door open and leaves. I figured that my cue to leave so I swiftly got dressed and out the back door I went. Never to see her again lmfao.

I've been around the block and then some and can definitely say that was the worst experience I have ever encountered. It started off great and just went down hill as time within my session went on. Everyone I've ever met was so engaging and worth it overall. Many I've seen multiple times but this was just wild. At least I still bussed but cmon, how is she going to complain about not making the $ she wants out here in Seattle and then be like this. I mean, now I get why lolol. Anyways, I would just stay clear honestly. Go enjoy your time somewhere else because a good massage and BBBJ isn't uncommon and it usually is accompanied by amazing kitty without an attitude on the side! Hope everyone stays safe and happy hunting out here.

**ScrambledSofa** · 04-23-26 23:02

Originally Posted by DrillHoleBB [View Original Post]

She text me work in LA now for a month and back to Seattle next month.

Is this confirmed? Jasmine back in May? I had a blast with her so I hope so.

**Justice2001** · 04-23-26 20:06

Originally Posted by Vator2 [View Original Post]

Sunset Body and Foot Massage in Renton. Has anyone ever tried this one?

Any inf!

I used to go there long time ago. Rose was the only one and she was a cute early 30's lady that let me be uncovered and would tease but it was manual. Walls don't go all the way up and it was during Covid so she wore a mask.

**ItsMyHobby69** · 04-23-26 19:43

Well I went in this morning to see what all the hype was about before Angela leaves for a year (so she said). I was really excited to see her due to the great reviews and I can say that she really was not worth it lmao.

To start things of — the massage was really good. One of the best you'll get so I'll give her the flowers she deserves there. After the flip, yes her head game is top tier BUT once it came down to the main event. I could tell she was tryna have me pop quick. She wasn't too keen on multiple positions. I think she expected me to buss after 5 minutes and I'm sure most do but I wasn't going out quick. She puts way too much lube everywhere and with CFS I could hardly feel a thing so I started going soft. I could tell that was pissing her off LOL and I tried to get back into the game. Then the cover slips off and she goes to get another one. While coming back in the room, she slams the door. Just a moody mess. Now she's rushing me to finish and that's no way to get my head back in the game. She chokes my chicken and I'm being literal when I say choke. She full on death grips him and gives the hardest and fastest HJ that practically removed a layer of skin. I tell her I'm trying to finish up in K9 and she just had a wild attitude as if I wasn't a customer that came correct $$. Anyways, I finish up as fast as I could — good little swimmers in the bag and she quickly gets up and flings the door open and leaves. I figured that my cue to leave so I swiftly got dressed and out the back door I went. Never to see her again lmfao.

I've been around the block and then some and can definitely say that was the worst experience I have ever encountered. It started off great and just went down hill as time within my session went on. Everyone I've ever met was so engaging and worth it overall. Many I've seen multiple times but this was just wild. At least I still bussed but cmon, how is she going to complain about not making the $ she wants out here in Seattle and then be like this. I mean, now I get why lolol. Anyways, I would just stay clear honestly. Go enjoy your time somewhere else because a good massage and BBBJ isn't uncommon and it usually is accompanied by amazing kitty without an attitude on the side! Hope everyone stays safe and happy hunting out here.

**Vator2** · 04-23-26 19:04

Sunset Body and Foot Massage in Renton. Has anyone ever tried this one?

Any inf!

**KrDoggy** · 04-23-26 16:44

Angela at Q does great massage (who knew?) and she is a total smokeshow that will wear you out for standard prices.

Jenny at JM great, another goddess body. I'm too horny to get her massage.

Further North Lucky Star (Reya) and the whole Shanghai / Best crew all provide great service.

Originally Posted by Harryyy [View Original Post]

This is all good stuff, thanks everyone. I'm not so much interested in negotiating - 200 for FS definitely seems fair, it's just that for 100-120 for a mediocre massage and HJ I'd rather just pornhub it. Blue Bay is pretty far from me but it would be good to find something like that in Seattle / north seattle. A good massage plus extras as a regular way to relax. Looks matter less, more about just getting pampered. 170 for a massage + unenthusiastic CBJ sounds like a good way to get you to pay an extra 30 to not have a horrible experience.

**Harryyy** · 04-23-26 16:33

Originally Posted by GoaThillBilly [View Original Post]

Shanghai, I have paid 170-180 a few times no issue, same with Best although last session she balked and said, "No 200? I responded with, quick, and we proceeded. Harmony North Everett, paid 170 HH total, then 190 for 3 BJ and cfs, next same provider 160 and she seemed happy that I repeated. Lumi Zen, North Everett, 160, once HH CFS, next 160, DATY only. Blue Bay, old lady, decent massage, plus prostate massage and HE, 80 total, no problem. Spring Massage, Marysville, 170 CBJ, that, CFS. Balked at first, next visit no issue. Those small savings add up over time. Slower shops are more likely to have no problem and IMO Best and Shanghai are all about customer service and repeat business, so they are flexible at least IME.

This is all good stuff, thanks everyone. I'm not so much interested in negotiating - 200 for FS definitely seems fair, it's just that for 100-120 for a mediocre massage and HJ I'd rather just pornhub it. Blue Bay is pretty far from me but it would be good to find something like that in Seattle / north seattle. A good massage plus extras as a regular way to relax. Looks matter less, more about just getting pampered. 170 for a massage + unenthusiastic CBJ sounds like a good way to get you to pay an extra 30 to not have a horrible experience.

**GoaThillBilly** · 04-23-26 15:08

Shanghai, I have paid 170-180 a few times no issue, same with Best although last session she balked and said, "No 200? I responded with, quick, and we proceeded. Harmony North Everett, paid 170 HH total, then 190 for 3 BJ and cfs, next same provider 160 and she seemed happy that I repeated. Lumi Zen, North Everett, 160, once HH CFS, next 160, DATY only. Blue Bay, old lady, decent massage, plus prostate massage and HE, 80 total, no problem. Spring Massage, Marysville, 170 CBJ, that, CFS. Balked at first, next visit no issue. Those small savings add up over time. Slower shops are more likely to have no problem and IMO Best and Shanghai are all about customer service and repeat business, so they are flexible at least IME.

**ChampDaddy** · 04-23-26 10:46

Originally Posted by Harryyy [View Original Post]

Long time lurker, infrequent poster.

After hh rates in Seattle have mostly jumped to 50, are there any places for actual good massages plus extras for 40+40 (HJ) or 40+60/80 (BJ)? I def enjoy reading the Jm and Q adventures, but sometimes I'm just looking to relax get a good massage and lie back.

I'd post and share info but tbh I haven't had any experiences worth sharing with the mongering crew.

Most AMPs will charge 50 for HH or 70 for FH plus tips. If you just want a simple HE, be prepared to give anywhere between 50 - 70 tip. BJ ending is not worth it IMO, they'll charge you 100+ tip for that, and it's usually CBJ. You can get FS for 150 tip, and the service is way better. I found a few spots that I pay 100 total for HH w / HE. But many times, you’ll be sacrificing the quality of the girl vs the quality of the massage aka you’ll get an older mamasan to service you. Which is also fine, these mamasans sure know how to give a great massage, but when it comes to looks, you’ll be better off just going on pornhub.

You can find places through RM, unfortunately, this hobby isn't an economical hobby. I've spent usually between 400 - 800 monthly, and many times I'm left unsatisfied because of service, quality, or inexperience.

Read the boards, get an idea of what you like and what type of girls give good service vs bad service. And KRD is usually spot on with most of his assessments.

Most importantly, be careful and have fun.

**Cosplayking2** · 04-23-26 00:52

Originally Posted by Harryyy [View Original Post]

Long time lurker, infrequent poster.

After hh rates in Seattle have mostly jumped to 50, are there any places for actual good massages plus extras for 40+40 (HJ) or 40+60/80 (BJ)? I def enjoy reading the Jm and Q adventures, but sometimes I'm just looking to relax get a good massage and lie back.

I'd post and share info but tbh I haven't had any experiences worth sharing with the mongering crew.

I can basically promise you, you're not getting anything for less than 140. And you wouldn't want anything for less than 100.

**Jroddd1207** · 04-22-26 19:49

Originally Posted by KrDoggy [View Original Post]

Tacoma and Everett boards too, depending on where you are. RM has all the locations and phone numbers.

Are you looking for one of us to be your personal ChatGPT and summarize?

Blue Jade (Burien), JM (on Bailey), Q Massage in Shoreline. You are welcome.

My bad I meant aamps or agencies I guess. Maybe I'm in the wrong spot. Looking for the atf and I have a list of some organic but was just trying to cover all my bases. Thanks.

**BobSF** · 04-22-26 18:23

Been there few times now and was served by Linda. Noticed the room on the left side as you entered had a set up for table shower. Table shower is a new event for me. Most places I had patronized had showers (installed in the rooms) . All of the places in Vancouver BC and many down in the LA / S. Cal have a routine of you getting clean prior and girls always goes in after.

One of the issues I disliked since coming back to the SEA. TAC area is the AMP places here don't have showers to clean up prior and after. I also wonder how the girls keep "fresh" as the day goes. All my visits to King so far, Linda would bring me hot towels to wipe down after. But the last time, I brought baby wipes to do a GI bath before getting dressed.

So. Those who had a table shower at King. Is it part of the fee (to get clean) or is it extra. Like another level of service? Is it like the "sudies" HJ in Thailand or the "steam and cream" HJ of Korea? IYKYK.

**BobSF** · 04-22-26 16:52

Been there few times now and was served by Linda. Noticed the room on the left side as you entered had a set up for table shower. Table shower is a new event for me. Most places I had patronized had showers (installed in the rooms) . All of the places in Vancouver BC and many down in the LA / S. Cal have a routine of you getting clean prior and girls always goes in after.

One of the issues I disliked since coming back to the SEA. TAC area is the AMP places here don't have showers to clean up prior and after. I also wonder how the girls keep "fresh" as the day goes. All my visits to King so far, Linda would bring me hot towels to wipe down after. But the last time, I brought baby wipes to do a GI bath before getting dressed.

So. Those who had a table shower at King. Is it part of the fee (to get clean) or is it extra. Like another level of service? Is it like the "sudies" HJ in Thailand or the "steam and cream" HJ of Korea? IYKYK.

**Harryyy** · 04-22-26 14:48

Long time lurker, infrequent poster.

After hh rates in Seattle have mostly jumped to 50, are there any places for actual good massages plus extras for 40+40 (HJ) or 40+60/80 (BJ)? I def enjoy reading the Jm and Q adventures, but sometimes I'm just looking to relax get a good massage and lie back.

I'd post and share info but tbh I haven't had any experiences worth sharing with the mongering crew.