Massage Parlor Reports

[Dinosaur9]

Agreed 100% Do you have a step by step guide for a first time visitor to Columbia? I want to go but I don't want to get poisoned.

Colombia is actually very simple to navigate. You have three methods of mongering. There are casas which are just like parlors here in America, and here is where you'll find value. Most services are around 30-40 USD with natural oral and anal an extra 5-10 if they provide it. Sometimes it's included.

You have this park called parque lleras where every night beautiful freelancers dress up and literally just stand around waiting for men to talk to them. They're the most expensive but they're all dressed up and honestly will be some of the most beautiful women you'll ever see. The park at night is a spectacle and truly a sight to behold. These women default to 400 k pesos which is about 110 USD but it can be negotiated.

Then you have huge online sites like MILERÓTICOS and photoprepagos where girls advertise that work out of their home, a motel, or collectively out of houses which operate like casas but the girls advertise independently. They're usually priced slightly more than casas, but certain women can cost almost as much as the lleras girls. Most of the casas advertise here also and all of the girls offer home delivery but it's about twice the price excluding their travel.

There is also "downtown" Medellin known as El Centro around a park called Botera. This is where those famous sculptures are. This area is not for the feint of heart. It's very lower socio-economically, absurdly crowded and it's where sharks congregate so you have to dress the part, act accordingly and leave before dark. For example If you have your phone or wallet hanging out your pants you're almost guaranteed to be pick pocketed. There are freelancers here that can be had for 15-30 USD but they aren't likely to be top notch, though they would be typical for the US. These women are the ones that likely can't afford to dress up nicely and travel to El Poblado every night and aren't pretty enough for the casas. But more experienced mongers swear by it as there are gems you can find and the girls are very accommodating. Here you'll pick up a girl and take her to one of the numerous short time hotels in the area.

You can also meet girls off tinder which are almost always pros but this is where most of the drugging and robbing crews operate so it's most likely to get you in trouble.

Almost all of the MILERÓTICOS girls and a good amount of casas are located in a popular and highly ranked middle class neighborhood called laurales. The hotels and airbnbs here are affordable and large. Also filled with restaurants and it's very centrally located so the casas and girls that operate in surrounding neighborhoods are easy to get to by Uber.

Parque Lleras is located in the high end touristy neighborhood called El Poblado. This is the party spot where there are clubs, bars, rooftops restaurants literally every 5 feet and the accommodations are more expensive which is to be expected. But still not outlandish according to western standards. The area is filled with police, security forces and sometimes the Colombian army strapped with AKs so it's very safe particularly at night. But they don't allow you to talk to the women out in the open so the idea is to have your WhatsApp open, walk up to a girl and get her information, work out the details and price and take her to your hotel. There are a very few casas around here but they're VERY expensive to take advantage of novice tourists.

Most of the casas are located not far from El centro. You'll just want to travel to these spots by Uber. Walking to them from El centro will take you down some of the SKETCHIEST streets you would ever witness this western side of the earth.

My advise would be to stay for a week and spend half the time in laurales so you can enjoy the casas and the women online that catch your eye. And the other half in El Poblado for the atmosphere, restaurants and 10's. You COULD do everything by just traveling out of El Poblado but the traffic gets really bad so the Uber will be longer and more expensive.

As far as avoiding getting drugged, it's not nearly as bad as it used to be years ago but the threat is still there. The first rule is never drink or eat anything around any freelancer. EVER. No matter how trustworthy she comes off. Second rule is if you're discernment is off then get a hotel or Airbnb with 24/7 security. When you bring a girl back they'll take pictures, copies of their I'd and won't let them leave unless you walk down with her ensuring you're not drugged. Most of the places have it. Third never go to their house, offer to get them an Uber if they travel to you. If they want to use a taxi just cancel, it's most likely their accomplice. Don't let them bring a friend under the guise of a threesome. It's easier to distract you if there are two girls.

Lastly if it seems to good to be true it most likely is. There are stories of men meeting women who want to go back to their spot and hang out or have sex for free only to get drugged or have the girl attempt to. If she's trying to get you to drink with her, if she's pushy and if she wants to do anything for free right after meeting you, it's a set up. And have some self awareness. No beautiful 20 year old woman who would date athletes if they lived in America wants to be around our average asses out of the kindness of their hearts.

[AyoHell]

They have a back door too.

And Lawrence sushi now has a location on the 31st street mongering strip too LOL.

[HappyGardener]

I drove by yesterday, (to pick up sushi from Lawrence fish market) and the door was not propped open like it normally is, so after a recent report of a bust I thought the worst.

Good news James. The foot has returned to its halfway, stuck open position, making it easy to duck inside out of view while ringing the doorbell.

[Gent620]

I've been abstaining from mongering locally and instead spending the money to travel abroad. One visit here for a random MT costs over a week's worth of visits with a 10/10 in Colombia.

I'm so far gone that I calculate any expense on a woman as a casa visit as it's own currency. But the next trip is a month away and I'm itching like crazy. What's the most cost effective experience you've guys gave gotten LOL?

I notice skyhouse has a 20 minute session. Has anyone ever indulged?

Agreed 100% Do you have a step by step guide for a first time visitor to Columbia? I want to go but I don't want to get poisoned.

[ReallyNotSayin]

Saw Anna at BWS (love me a Latina girl).

She was super hot. Very tight, great ass, big cans. From Venezuela.

Enjoyed it but was using the wrong head and paid $1. 4 for what was a very hot and sensual L1. Got the sense other options were available but would have been crazy $$ This was in addition to HF.

[Liam Jedi]

Walked in and was met by this friendly cute girl. Paid the house fee and she took me to the room. Handed over the donation and warm hug and kiss which felt good right off. Her massage was pretty solid. Reached around to feel her legs as she got closer to the boys. Next thing she's up on the table with her sitting on my ass and massaging my shoulders. After the flip she starts stroking the junior and teasing the boys which got me super turned on. Moved on to the 69 and the BBBJ mouth action on my junior felt pretty damn good. Got covered and she hopped on for some cowgirl. Finished with me banging her from behind doing the doggy. Laid back and relaxed as she cleaned me off with a warm towel.

[Dinosaur9]

I've been abstaining from mongering locally and instead spending the money to travel abroad. One visit here for a random MT costs over a week's worth of visits with a 10/10 in Colombia.

I'm so far gone that I calculate any expense on a woman as a casa visit as it's own currency. But the next trip is a month away and I'm itching like crazy. What's the most cost effective experience you've guys gave gotten LOL?

I notice skyhouse has a 20 minute session. Has anyone ever indulged?

[AyoHell]

What a fucken review! A+.

Fake or shill post most likely.

[Fit312]

Anyone been lately? Used to be a go to spot for me and good table shower. But idk what's up lately. Missing OFC Charlie that guy was an intel legend.

Pretty sure that it's closed and all the action is at the old vape shop next to the original Otange Spa location.

[MadRox69]

I was met at the door by a nice girl who was very friendly and greeted me with a hug and kiss on the cheek.

I laid face down on the table. She offered me a towel to cover but I told it was not necessary. She proceeded with the massage which was not bad considering some I've had. I reached to touch her legs and ass, She began to get closer to the boys and seemed to enjoy what she was doing.

At one point she was up on the table with her knees on my butt cheeks and her hands massaging my shoulders. It actually felt really good. On the flip, She proceeded to rub my cock while playing with my balls and at times would rub close to my crack which really got me excited. We enjoyed in 69 with her amazing pussy in my face. She started a covered cock massage with her mouth. After that, we started CG, then to RCG, Fucking her was sheer delight. She totally gets into it. I'm hung like a hamster. But she made me feel like I was splitting her in two. This girl knows how to fucking ride. We ended up in Mish for a bit and then flipped her over onto her hands and knees for hard-hitting doggy until I popped.

After that we both laid down to regain all the lost energy, we talked for a bit. She cleaned me up wiped me down with a hot towel and then spent the last few minutes with a very nice facial massage. Helped me off the table proceeded to dress me. That was a very nice touch. Gave me a hug and kiss and walked me to the door. Great time and I will return. Thank you, "CC".

What a fucken review! A+.

[Ambitious859]

I was met at the door by a nice girl who was very friendly and greeted me with a hug and kiss on the cheek.

I laid face down on the table. She offered me a towel to cover but I told it was not necessary. She proceeded with the massage which was not bad considering some I've had. I reached to touch her legs and ass, She began to get closer to the boys and seemed to enjoy what she was doing.

At one point she was up on the table with her knees on my butt cheeks and her hands massaging my shoulders. It actually felt really good. On the flip, She proceeded to rub my cock while playing with my balls and at times would rub close to my crack which really got me excited. We enjoyed in 69 with her amazing pussy in my face. She started a covered cock massage with her mouth. After that, we started CG, then to RCG, Fucking her was sheer delight. She totally gets into it. I'm hung like a hamster. But she made me feel like I was splitting her in two. This girl knows how to fucking ride. We ended up in Mish for a bit and then flipped her over onto her hands and knees for hard-hitting doggy until I popped.

After that we both laid down to regain all the lost energy, we talked for a bit. She cleaned me up wiped me down with a hot towel and then spent the last few minutes with a very nice facial massage. Helped me off the table proceeded to dress me. That was a very nice touch. Gave me a hug and kiss and walked me to the door. Great time and I will return. Thank you, "CC".

[Double Jack J]

I'm a little envious that you get to find all the good places at different places around the country. Must get to travel for work?

I have a pretty sweet gig as an external wholesaler. Sucks for settling down in a place cause I'm usually in my home city only three days out of a week.

[ChiGuy489]

Anyone been lately? Used to be a go to spot for me and good table shower. But idk what's up lately. Missing OFC Charlie that guy was an intel legend.

[Fit312]

This isn't the same Jojo that's in the newest BP lineup is it? E cups got my attention, but an inability to suck a dick would be a deal breaker.

It's not the girl in the picture, but she is tall and husky, maybe half white or Mongolian, with large D's. She just seemed really apprehensive about the whole thing. Cici with natural C's at Archer Spa was a better time with a decent BBBJ and a tight, if well oiled pussy that took a pounding in multiple positions. Was a little rough on her, but she seemed happy about the experience when it was over and complimented me on my vigor. Seems like Archer is doing one month rotations with these girls, so I'll probably go back first thing in May.

[Moss734]

Came upon this place while here for work. I plan on checking out a few other places but this was nearby as I was getting food in the area. Dropped in with no appointment and there seemed to be one girl there. Name was Camilia and she looked to be late 20's and short in height. Pretty average build and short in height but definitely not skinny. Had decent curves on the ass so that was a plus for the pounding. Place isn't hard to find as it was inside a medical building. The session was pretty good. She did a good job stroking the junior and taking her time with out any rush. Then got on her knees and gobbled them up with out cover. She did a pretty good job with her tongue and mouth. Worked it hard and I busted my nut on her chest. I didn't opt for more then that but I think you could get more if you wanted. Expensive hobby needed to save some for the other spots.

I'm a little envious that you get to find all the good places at different places around the country. Must get to travel for work?