Massage Parlor Reports

[Ghedo Kramer]

I say Mary gives us a punch card so after we see all of the 4 ladies there before they leave, we get a 1/2 off session with her.

Doubt the expense is worth it. There are places that do a punch card and all guys say it goes straight to the garbage because they don't want any incriminating evidence for their wives.

[Harveyspec1069]

Noticing a pretty big shift in the quality of reviews lately.

Before, a lot of posts felt like they were just hitting the surface. Basics were covered, but the parts that actually help someone make a decision were missing.

Lately. That's changed.

More detail. Better pacing. More context around the experience instead of just listing it out.

You can tell people are putting more thought into what they're writing, and it shows.

Good work all around. This is the kind of stuff that actually makes the board useful.

And Vlad offered some very wise words of wisdom here:

I have seen lots of people going back and forth on here about nonsense. Not enough information, too much information, the " standard " of looks blah blah. Here is my take for what it's worth. My reviews are based off my experience, the performance is based off of performance of other AMP girls. Looks are compared to other AMP girls. If you are in some kind of disagreement with anyone's reviews. Don't read them. Or here is a thought, go see for yourself.

That's really the core of it.

Share your experience. Add context. Compare within the lane.

Everything else tends to sort itself out.

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Keep up the good work, fellow Monger bros!

These are the kind of reviews that help us find where the best pussy is at, which is the #1 paramount goal of the forum.

These are the kind of reviews that make better decisions easier! And get the most bang for our buck!

[DaveDream]

If I see really good reviews of someone and I go in and see they are a 6-7 in looks, I will still see them because of the GFE and DFK experience. BUT, if I can get both looks and GFE, I'm sold. Emma from last month at Melody comes to mind.

My question is: Why are you willing to settle and pay anything less than an 8, for either category? Doesn't matter to me if it's performance or looks, if I don't get what I consider pretty high quality that checks both boxes, I drive away with Buyers Remorse.

[TenSleep]

When there's new talent at a spa I usually go there first to meet all the ladies instead of scheduling an appointment based on reviews.

Last time I was at Melody, I walked in and was greeted by Ashley. It was super busy and I wanted to meet all the ladies to decide which one was my type but only met Ashley. She told me to wait in a room and she would bring someone in soon. I always read the reviews of meeting all the ladies on your way out. I like meeting all the ladies on my way in. I try to go when the parking lot has one or two cars in it.

I'll take a slutty 6 or 7 in looks as long as it's GFE. I've seen a few escorts that are 9-10's that could be a supermodel but are a dead fish in the bedroom.

My question is: Why are you willing to settle and pay anything less than an 8, for either category? Doesn't matter to me if it's performance or looks, if I don't get what I consider pretty high quality that checks both boxes, I drive away with Buyers Remorse.

[WhiteTail2424]

Summary (for those with limited reading time): 20 ish, slender, 115-120 lbs, 5'3, 0 scars, no baby damage, D's-MM?, small nips, Close Trim, 7-8/10, great eyes, BBBJBLCIM, CFS, some English, enthusiastic, fun, massage 5/10, $$ hour+tip.

Planned a visit last Friday to M, requested Skylar or Mimi as I had not spent time with either of them. Neither was available in the late morning, but Skylar was available later in the afternoon. Appointment set for Skylar. On arrival, the parking lot was full, not usually a good sign at any of the local spas. As I entered, the inner door opened and a cute 20 ish girl smiled, invited me in, took my hand, and introduced herself as Skylar. As she led me down the hall to the room, I had a nice view of her bouncing behind and my imagination started to kick in.

In the room, she closed the door, and gave me a big hug, squishing her D mounds into my chest as she pulled me tight and kissed me her tongue and lips working wetly on my upper lip, pulling it into her mouth and then sucking on them. Her tongue danced with mine as she thrust it deeply into my mouth. Her hand reached down to feel my engorging cock, then she pulled away and told me to undress. I did so with her watching, then as I stood there with my dick and nuts exposed to her appreciative eyes she slowly wiggled out of her dress. Once naked she turned away for me to appraise her backside, then as to tempt me further while standing she bent over and wiggled her bottom. My dick was at attention by now, and when she asked about massage I responded with "later. " She accepted the invitation, grabbed a pillow, and placed it on the massage table next to the mirror and told me to lie down. Once in place, Skylar went to the foot of the table, scampered up onto it and spread my legs aligning her face with my cock, then holding it like a popsicle she began to lick up one side then down the other from base to tip, she would occasionally pause hold onto me and shake it, slapping it against her tongue while looking up at me with those gorgeous eyes, then smile before resuming her oral work. I propped my shoulders and neck up with the pillow so I could enjoy the wonderful visual aspect of her working. She worked with a smooth rhythm but still pausing often enough that I didn't become desensitized. She continued for 10 minutes varying her path and timing, at one point I directed her free hand to cradle and finger my balls and taint adding to the sensation. As she could tell I was fully aroused, she paused, looked at me, and asked if I wanted to lick her pussy. Absolutely of course, so without letting go of my dick she spun around and lifted her left leg over my face positioning her pink, smooth slit over my mouth. In this, 69 position, I was able to taste her juice and tongue her kitty and clit while she began to suck me into her mouth and throat. While enjoying her pussy with my tongue and lips I used the tips of my fingers to squeeze her tight butt cheeks, and with a moist finger circle the rim of her butthole.

As I concentrated on my efforts, I forgot about my member in her mouth, and started to lose my hardness. However, I was rewarded by Skylar's increased vocalizations and found her putting more pressure on my face and tongue as she pushed her vulva and clit down on me. She moved her butt back farther towards me and sat more upright on my face pulling her mouth of my dick but still jerking it with her hand as she did so. The subtle movements of her hips, rubbing her pussy on my face with increased pressure, lasted only a few moments, and she said she was going to cum. Well, maybe she did or did not, she was plenty wet, and I enjoyed the fun no matter what! Things then slowed for a bit, eventually, she lifted her hips up and removed the leg straddling my face to stand by the side of the table. Letting go of my member, she grabbed a moist towelette, and wiped herself off, then reaching for another towel she gently wiped my lips and face, removing her juice which covered my face.

We were now well into my hour. She asked if I wanted to fuck, I said that with my ED that BJ was more likely to produce a satisfactory finish for me. She then undertook that as her mission. She then fluffed up my pillow, had me lie back again and took her position squatting between my spread thighs and began to work on my cock with her lips taking me deeply into her mouth and flicking her tongue on the sensitive underside of my glans while in her mouth. She remembered to tickle my balls at the same time, and I could feel the sensation building but just could not fire away into the pretty face between my legs. Skylar would not give up, when I suggested she stop, she looked disappointed then smiled. Stood up and I did also, then without a second thought she lay down on her side on the table grabbed my tumescent dick and pulled it to her mouth, sucking, and smacking her lips. I could see and feel how hard she was sucking but I could also see her cheeks pulled inward as she increased the suction as the shaft pushed deeply into her throat, everything felt great, and I continued to watch and work as she tried to get me off, I finally pulled out of her mouth and took my dick in hand while I guided her lips and tongue to my balls. I continued to massage my cock while her wet tongue wiped and tickled my nuts and taint, she even applied pressure to my BH with her finger.

I again felt close to ejaculation when the door opened and Mary stepped in, took a close look smiled, said something in Chinese to Skylar then exited. The brief interruption stalled my rise to ejaculate but Skylar only resumed with increased vigor and I continued to return to the same level, but within a few minutes the door again opened and Mary returned to the room and spoke with Skylar who then got up and exited the room. (I assume she had another appointment and M was keeping the system under control). Mary smiled at me and remained in the room, she asked my to get on the table, I assumed she was going to give me a great back massage so I lay prone on the table, but Mary told me to flip and put the pillow under my head and shoulders. Then Mary got on the table between my legs and began to work my dick with her mouth. I was delighted but a bit embarrassed, since even with Mary's fantastic BJ skills I could not get off. It was so nice to see her look at me with my dick coming out of her mouth, just wish it had been stiffy. I told Mary that it was not going to happen for me this day and that I would plan to enjoy it with her another time. She nodded and smiled. She then cleaned me up, dried me off. Picked up my undershorts where I had folded them held them up and guided each of my legs into them. She then did the same with my shorts, only allowing me to button and fasten the belt. Each individual sock was held for me and my foot inserted and the sock pulled up. This was followed by my t-shirt, held open and placed over my head and my arms guided through the sleeves. I did slip on my own shoes while Mary went to get the bottle of water then hugged me and led me to the door.

Melody and its staff, and its leadership remain above the others in Tucson. I have always received and been treated with respect and attention during my visits. I have never felt like a client. The nature, environment, and leader make you feel like you must return and continue the relationship.

[Harveyspec1069]

I say Mary gives us a punch card so after we see all of the 4 ladies there before they leave, we get a 1/2 off session with her.

This is one of those ideas that initially sounds like a joke... until you realize it's just good policy!

I'll bring it up next time I see the Queen in her palace.

If you think about it logically... You don't walk straight into the throne room anyway. You must pass through the court first.

Only right the regulars get rewarded for putting in the rounds...maybe this can be like a House of M Loyalty Club Card?

Dave, you're a genius!

[Dcupboobluver46]

There's a baseball legend around here in the dirty T who doesn't really miss.

Not in the usual sense. Not "good picker. " Not "lucky streak. "

His luck is even better than mine! He's batting ONE THOUSAND! I can't even bat that at the grassy fields on Oracle!

Different kind of consistency.

The kind that makes you pause a second. Because most people playing the same game don't see the same results..

I appreciate your success at Melody. I have fucked Mary and dozens of her girls. I only had a couple that I told Mary that they were not up to her standards. Same with Jo Jo at winterspring and yanan. I have not had to do that at Aura. The baseball analogy only points out that fact. Batting less than 500 happened many time2 at a dozen other AMPs. I guess that is why I don't go to them any more. But you made other assumptions in your post that are far from the actual facts. I don't need to explain them to you or anyone else.

I will say, long live Melody spa. Mary know the business very well. Long live Aura. Many mongers have enjoyed their time there. And bring money obviously means that is why the girls are there. It is a fantasy business. The better actresses the girls are, the more repeat business the get. And it all boils down to "BRING MONEY".

[DaveDream]

I say Mary gives us a punch card so after we see all of the 4 ladies there before they leave, we get a 1/2 off session with her.

While in town all last week I was able to accomplish my goal of seeing all the girls. My third visit was with Kiki. Arrived a led back to the room where we got changed and off to the TS. Kiki is shorter with a similar build to Skylar. Once in the shower it was lots of soap, sliding, grinding, licking and biting. Just the way it should be. Then Kiki started with this light touch nail scratch technique from behind that had me about climbing the walls. I can be crazy ticklish and I fought the urge to jump and it made for one of the most intense sensations I've felt it a long time. I was tingling all over and had goosebumps head to toe. Mimi was also excellent at keeping me at the edge and at full attention the entire time. After a bit it was time to roll over. More soapy antics followed along with a great preview BBBJ. We were in the shower for almost 30 minutes and she kept me rock hard the entire time.

[DaveDream]

When there's new talent at a spa I usually go there first to meet all the ladies instead of scheduling an appointment based on reviews.

Last time I was at Melody, I walked in and was greeted by Ashley. It was super busy and I wanted to meet all the ladies to decide which one was my type but only met Ashley. She told me to wait in a room and she would bring someone in soon. I always read the reviews of meeting all the ladies on your way out. I like meeting all the ladies on my way in. I try to go when the parking lot has one or two cars in it.

I'll take a slutty 6 or 7 in looks as long as it's GFE. I've seen a few escorts that are 9-10's that could be a supermodel but are a dead fish in the bedroom.

[Luvmall]

While in town all last week I was able to accomplish my goal of seeing all the girls. My third visit was with Kiki. Arrived a led back to the room where we got changed and off to the TS. Kiki is shorter with a similar build to Skylar. Once in the shower it was lots of soap, sliding, grinding, licking and biting. Just the way it should be. Then Kiki started with this light touch nail scratch technique from behind that had me about climbing the walls. I can be crazy ticklish and I fought the urge to jump and it made for one of the most intense sensations I've felt it a long time. I was tingling all over and had goosebumps head to toe. Mimi was also excellent at keeping me at the edge and at full attention the entire time. After a bit it was time to roll over. More soapy antics followed along with a great preview BBBJ. We were in the shower for almost 30 minutes and she kept me rock hard the entire time.

Off to the bedroom, face down on the table for more nail scratching that had me squirming. Then the flip, followed by another long and sensual BBBJ. She flipped around for 69 for a short bit but I eventually had her lay down so I could enjoy it a bit more. Daty was great. Tasty, with nice lips to enjoy. After that it was hat on and off to the races in mish. Finished in mish, and caught our breathe. Kiki cleaned me up and helped me dress. Before I left, all 5 girls came in the room for hugs and kisses. Mary was trying to convince me to stay for a double header but I had a meeting I had to be at. Also finally got to see coco, and can't wait to try her out. As usual, Melody is the top spot, probably in the state even (I've been to all the places in phx over the years). Can't wait to come back for coco.

[TenSleep]

I made my way through the complete roster this month at M and as can be expected, a good time was had. I had not had Coco for a 1 on 1 yet so I indulged yesterday. I have seen lots of people going back and forth on here about nonsense. Not enough information, too much information, the " standard " of looks blah blah. Here is my take for what it's worth. My reviews are based off my experience, the performance is based off of performance of other AMP girls. Looks are compared to other AMP girls. If you are in some kind of disagreement with anyone's reviews. Don't read them. Or here is a thought, go see for yourself. Anyways back to Coco. Looks wise she is on the older side compared to the other Melody girls but average as compared to AMPs in general. I don't mind that at all though, honestly I like it. She does have a nice tight body though, with nice firm tits, standard AMP girl ass. Her performance is good though which matters most to me. She takes her time and mixes up the pace but even when she goes slow she keeps the level of energy high. She does not rush at all and gets a little twinkle in her eye when she is getting you close. She has a little devilish smile like her whole goal in life in that moment is to please you. All in all a great session.

Looks are compared to other AMP girls. If you are in some kind of disagreement with anyone's reviews. Don't read them. Or here is a thought, go see for yourself. Anyways back to Coco. Looks wise she is on the older side compared to the other Melody girls but average as compared to AMPs in general.

This reminded me of something an experienced monger mentioned to me many years ago, that I had forgotten. He said "when it comes to looks, there is the real life rating and the AMP rating. The AMP 9 is generally the Real Life 7 or maybe a 7. 5". In being a more active member here over the past year or so, and seeing some of the same girls as others, I'm again realizing that he was correct. The standards are a little different here than anywhere you are going to find a high number of college-aged coeds out in the wild. My lesson has been re-learned! .

[TucsonMonger]

There's a certain kind of invitation you don't overthink.

When the Queen asked who I wanted to see, I gave her the only honest answer, as the famous Ikkyu-San once said:

"I want you. And if I can't have you. You choose for me. "

Some decisions are better made by people who understand the game better than you do.

...

When I dropped by the house of M, I was expecting chaos. Packed rooms. Noise. That usual large-crowd energy when too many fellow monger bros have the same idea at once.

Instead. It was surprisingly quiet.

The kind of quiet that feels like you showed up early. Or exactly on time.

When I was setting up the appointment via text, the Queen recommended Skylar to be my lady of the night.

Upon entering the palace of M at the agreed time, it was Coco who initially let me in, and she led me into VIP room near the entrance. Soft lighting, enough space to actually breathe. Took care of the logistics upfront by spreading my donation on the table so nothing would interrupt the flow later. Took off my shoes and made myself comfortable and started to wait, already feeling that quiet anticipation starting to build.

I was expecting Skylar.

But then Mary walked in!

That alone shifted the entire tone of the session.

Mary moves with control. Calm, focused, deliberate. The kind of presence that doesn't need to rush anything because it already knows where things are going.

A few minutes later, Skylar joined.

Mary took on a more composed demeanor compared to her usual seductive vixen self. However, Skylar was super energetic. Expressive. Playful. Constant signals.

Different styles. Same direction.

Mary smiled and asked, "Are you ready for us to rock your world?

I wasn't sure yet.

But I was about to find out.

...

Things escalated quickly.

Mary set the tone immediately. No buildup, no small talk, just straight into it, deep, controlled, confident. The kind of start that skips the usual warmup and puts you right into the experience.

At the same time, Skylar stripped down, her energy filling the room in a completely different way. Within seconds, it stopped feeling like two separate interactions and started feeling coordinated.

That's the part most places don't get right.

Anyone can bring two girls in the room.

Very few can make it feel like one experience.

If you're even considering trying a 2 girls, 2 pussies, 2 mouths, and 4 hands experience, this is the ideal, optimal version you're hoping for.

...

The shift happened fast.

They both noticed.

There was a brief pause. Eye contact passed between them. Just long enough to feel intentional.

Skylar looked at me, then over to Mary, bit her lip slightly and said:

"Do you want to share his cock?

That's when it clicked.

Not random. Not chaotic.

Deliberate.

From that point on, everything felt synchronized.

Kisses traded back and forth. Different pacing. Different intensity. Mary pulling things slower, deeper. Skylar pushing the tempo, keeping the energy high. They never overlapped in a messy way. It was clean. Timed.

Every time I got close, they pulled back.

Not guessing. Not reacting.

Controlling it.

That level of control doesn't show up by accident.

...

By the time things transitioned, I wasn't thinking anymore. Just reacting.

Skylar took the lead, guiding the pace while Mary stayed engaged, keeping the pressure constant from the other side. It never dropped off. Never felt like one stopped while the other started.

Just continuous.

There was one brief moment where the rhythm almost broke when they both adjusted at the same time, but they recovered instantly and locked right back in.

That kind of flow doesn't happen by accident.

...

When it finally peaked, it hit all at once.

Everything they had been building toward landed at the same time. No wasted motion. No awkward transitions. Just clean execution from start to finish.

The kind where you're not thinking about what just happened. Just trying to catch up to it.

...

Some sessions feel good.

Some feel memorable.

Most people don't realize that difference exists until they run into it once.

And then there are the ones where you start noticing patterns.

When two people can control pace like that, read each other that cleanly, and keep everything synchronized the entire time. It stops being random.

That's when it becomes something else.

And once you experience that difference.

You don't really look at the rest the same way anymore.

God I love this place.

I agree you are a lucky bastard. I am definitely jealous, it has been a long time since I have been able to pull a Mary session. Not that I am ever truly disappointed with a session but I am brought down a little every time she tells me she isn't available. And to manage a full on duo with her and a newbie. Stellar sir truly stellar.

[Vlad272]

I made my way through the complete roster this month at M and as can be expected, a good time was had. I had not had Coco for a 1 on 1 yet so I indulged yesterday. I have seen lots of people going back and forth on here about nonsense. Not enough information, too much information, the " standard " of looks blah blah. Here is my take for what it's worth. My reviews are based off my experience, the performance is based off of performance of other AMP girls. Looks are compared to other AMP girls. If you are in some kind of disagreement with anyone's reviews. Don't read them. Or here is a thought, go see for yourself. Anyways back to Coco. Looks wise she is on the older side compared to the other Melody girls but average as compared to AMPs in general. I don't mind that at all though, honestly I like it. She does have a nice tight body though, with nice firm tits, standard AMP girl ass. Her performance is good though which matters most to me. She takes her time and mixes up the pace but even when she goes slow she keeps the level of energy high. She does not rush at all and gets a little twinkle in her eye when she is getting you close. She has a little devilish smile like her whole goal in life in that moment is to please you. All in all a great session.

[TacoLicker]

I'll confess, my only questionable financial decision is spending my tax refund before getting it.

Excellent, excellent review, Ikkyu-San! I was starting to wonder when you would come out of the woods!

Hadn't heard from you from awhile, glad to hear you are recovering well after a special session at the fountain of youth.

Melody really is the place where Maladies disappear!

Thanks for a very entertaining read.

Setting the bar a little high here for Penthouse Reviews!!😂

You're even making me a little jealous!

You got guys reading that like "yeah yeah just one quick visit this week" and next thing you know the calendar's completely cooked.

[ManSeekingSpa]

Mary suggested Skylar. She did not disappoint. She's a cute little thing, 5'4', great boobs, petite!

Great pressure! Subtle teasing.

We proceed to BBBJ and she's fantastic.

She grinds and backs her ass up like a pro! I had to tell her to slow down a couple times before I exploded.

Finished in the bag and she kept going! Even when she cleans you up she takes her time and makes it sensual.

Skylar was there waiting for me looking all cute and sexy.

She likes to kiss which adds to the fun.

She hopped on with no hesitation and started riding me like she's into it.

Stellar performance. 10/10 recommend. She's a great addition to the crew.

Visited Skylar at Melody last week, amazingly beautiful face, like model pretty!

She actually knows what's she's doing and was able to work great pressure.

Lightly caressing all the right places as the excitement built.

Honestly felt amazing! Definitely a new experience for me.

Perfect natural breasts firm and perky.

Yet another highly recommend!

Damn you mongers are lucky. I was there last week and I only had time to see Kiki. What a fine girl she is. Straight to the action no time wasted. Just for that I would like to move to Tucson. Wish I could see Skylar next but didn't have time.

And by the time most people finish connecting them. The window's already gone.