Massage Parlor Reports

[Harveyspec1069]

I say Mary gives us a punch card so after we see all of the 4 ladies there before they leave, we get a 1/2 off session with her.

This is one of those ideas that initially sounds like a joke... until you realize it's just good policy!

I'll bring it up next time I see the Queen in her palace.

If you think about it logically... You don't walk straight into the throne room anyway. You must pass through the court first.

Only right the regulars get rewarded for putting in the rounds...maybe this can be like a House of M Loyalty Club Card?

Dave, you're a genius!

[Dcupboobluver46]

There's a baseball legend around here in the dirty T who doesn't really miss.

Not in the usual sense. Not "good picker. " Not "lucky streak. "

His luck is even better than mine! He's batting ONE THOUSAND! I can't even bat that at the grassy fields on Oracle!

Different kind of consistency.

The kind that makes you pause a second. Because most people playing the same game don't see the same results..

I appreciate your success at Melody. I have fucked Mary and dozens of her girls. I only had a couple that I told Mary that they were not up to her standards. Same with Jo Jo at winterspring and yanan. I have not had to do that at Aura. The baseball analogy only points out that fact. Batting less than 500 happened many time2 at a dozen other AMPs. I guess that is why I don't go to them any more. But you made other assumptions in your post that are far from the actual facts. I don't need to explain them to you or anyone else.

I will say, long live Melody spa. Mary know the business very well. Long live Aura. Many mongers have enjoyed their time there. And bring money obviously means that is why the girls are there. It is a fantasy business. The better actresses the girls are, the more repeat business the get. And it all boils down to "BRING MONEY".

[DaveDream]

I say Mary gives us a punch card so after we see all of the 4 ladies there before they leave, we get a 1/2 off session with her.

While in town all last week I was able to accomplish my goal of seeing all the girls. My third visit was with Kiki. Arrived a led back to the room where we got changed and off to the TS. Kiki is shorter with a similar build to Skylar. Once in the shower it was lots of soap, sliding, grinding, licking and biting. Just the way it should be. Then Kiki started with this light touch nail scratch technique from behind that had me about climbing the walls. I can be crazy ticklish and I fought the urge to jump and it made for one of the most intense sensations I've felt it a long time. I was tingling all over and had goosebumps head to toe. Mimi was also excellent at keeping me at the edge and at full attention the entire time. After a bit it was time to roll over. More soapy antics followed along with a great preview BBBJ. We were in the shower for almost 30 minutes and she kept me rock hard the entire time.

[DaveDream]

When there's new talent at a spa I usually go there first to meet all the ladies instead of scheduling an appointment based on reviews.

Last time I was at Melody, I walked in and was greeted by Ashley. It was super busy and I wanted to meet all the ladies to decide which one was my type but only met Ashley. She told me to wait in a room and she would bring someone in soon. I always read the reviews of meeting all the ladies on your way out. I like meeting all the ladies on my way in. I try to go when the parking lot has one or two cars in it.

I'll take a slutty 6 or 7 in looks as long as it's GFE. I've seen a few escorts that are 9-10's that could be a supermodel but are a dead fish in the bedroom.

[Luvmall]

While in town all last week I was able to accomplish my goal of seeing all the girls. My third visit was with Kiki. Arrived a led back to the room where we got changed and off to the TS. Kiki is shorter with a similar build to Skylar. Once in the shower it was lots of soap, sliding, grinding, licking and biting. Just the way it should be. Then Kiki started with this light touch nail scratch technique from behind that had me about climbing the walls. I can be crazy ticklish and I fought the urge to jump and it made for one of the most intense sensations I've felt it a long time. I was tingling all over and had goosebumps head to toe. Mimi was also excellent at keeping me at the edge and at full attention the entire time. After a bit it was time to roll over. More soapy antics followed along with a great preview BBBJ. We were in the shower for almost 30 minutes and she kept me rock hard the entire time.

Off to the bedroom, face down on the table for more nail scratching that had me squirming. Then the flip, followed by another long and sensual BBBJ. She flipped around for 69 for a short bit but I eventually had her lay down so I could enjoy it a bit more. Daty was great. Tasty, with nice lips to enjoy. After that it was hat on and off to the races in mish. Finished in mish, and caught our breathe. Kiki cleaned me up and helped me dress. Before I left, all 5 girls came in the room for hugs and kisses. Mary was trying to convince me to stay for a double header but I had a meeting I had to be at. Also finally got to see coco, and can't wait to try her out. As usual, Melody is the top spot, probably in the state even (I've been to all the places in phx over the years). Can't wait to come back for coco.

[TenSleep]

I made my way through the complete roster this month at M and as can be expected, a good time was had. I had not had Coco for a 1 on 1 yet so I indulged yesterday. I have seen lots of people going back and forth on here about nonsense. Not enough information, too much information, the " standard " of looks blah blah. Here is my take for what it's worth. My reviews are based off my experience, the performance is based off of performance of other AMP girls. Looks are compared to other AMP girls. If you are in some kind of disagreement with anyone's reviews. Don't read them. Or here is a thought, go see for yourself. Anyways back to Coco. Looks wise she is on the older side compared to the other Melody girls but average as compared to AMPs in general. I don't mind that at all though, honestly I like it. She does have a nice tight body though, with nice firm tits, standard AMP girl ass. Her performance is good though which matters most to me. She takes her time and mixes up the pace but even when she goes slow she keeps the level of energy high. She does not rush at all and gets a little twinkle in her eye when she is getting you close. She has a little devilish smile like her whole goal in life in that moment is to please you. All in all a great session.

Looks are compared to other AMP girls. If you are in some kind of disagreement with anyone's reviews. Don't read them. Or here is a thought, go see for yourself. Anyways back to Coco. Looks wise she is on the older side compared to the other Melody girls but average as compared to AMPs in general.

This reminded me of something an experienced monger mentioned to me many years ago, that I had forgotten. He said "when it comes to looks, there is the real life rating and the AMP rating. The AMP 9 is generally the Real Life 7 or maybe a 7. 5". In being a more active member here over the past year or so, and seeing some of the same girls as others, I'm again realizing that he was correct. The standards are a little different here than anywhere you are going to find a high number of college-aged coeds out in the wild. My lesson has been re-learned! .

[TucsonMonger]

There's a certain kind of invitation you don't overthink.

When the Queen asked who I wanted to see, I gave her the only honest answer, as the famous Ikkyu-San once said:

"I want you. And if I can't have you. You choose for me. "

Some decisions are better made by people who understand the game better than you do.

...

When I dropped by the house of M, I was expecting chaos. Packed rooms. Noise. That usual large-crowd energy when too many fellow monger bros have the same idea at once.

Instead. It was surprisingly quiet.

The kind of quiet that feels like you showed up early. Or exactly on time.

When I was setting up the appointment via text, the Queen recommended Skylar to be my lady of the night.

Upon entering the palace of M at the agreed time, it was Coco who initially let me in, and she led me into VIP room near the entrance. Soft lighting, enough space to actually breathe. Took care of the logistics upfront by spreading my donation on the table so nothing would interrupt the flow later. Took off my shoes and made myself comfortable and started to wait, already feeling that quiet anticipation starting to build.

I was expecting Skylar.

But then Mary walked in!

That alone shifted the entire tone of the session.

Mary moves with control. Calm, focused, deliberate. The kind of presence that doesn't need to rush anything because it already knows where things are going.

A few minutes later, Skylar joined.

Mary took on a more composed demeanor compared to her usual seductive vixen self. However, Skylar was super energetic. Expressive. Playful. Constant signals.

Different styles. Same direction.

Mary smiled and asked, "Are you ready for us to rock your world?

I wasn't sure yet.

But I was about to find out.

...

Things escalated quickly.

Mary set the tone immediately. No buildup, no small talk, just straight into it, deep, controlled, confident. The kind of start that skips the usual warmup and puts you right into the experience.

At the same time, Skylar stripped down, her energy filling the room in a completely different way. Within seconds, it stopped feeling like two separate interactions and started feeling coordinated.

That's the part most places don't get right.

Anyone can bring two girls in the room.

Very few can make it feel like one experience.

If you're even considering trying a 2 girls, 2 pussies, 2 mouths, and 4 hands experience, this is the ideal, optimal version you're hoping for.

...

The shift happened fast.

They both noticed.

There was a brief pause. Eye contact passed between them. Just long enough to feel intentional.

Skylar looked at me, then over to Mary, bit her lip slightly and said:

"Do you want to share his cock?

That's when it clicked.

Not random. Not chaotic.

Deliberate.

From that point on, everything felt synchronized.

Kisses traded back and forth. Different pacing. Different intensity. Mary pulling things slower, deeper. Skylar pushing the tempo, keeping the energy high. They never overlapped in a messy way. It was clean. Timed.

Every time I got close, they pulled back.

Not guessing. Not reacting.

Controlling it.

That level of control doesn't show up by accident.

...

By the time things transitioned, I wasn't thinking anymore. Just reacting.

Skylar took the lead, guiding the pace while Mary stayed engaged, keeping the pressure constant from the other side. It never dropped off. Never felt like one stopped while the other started.

Just continuous.

There was one brief moment where the rhythm almost broke when they both adjusted at the same time, but they recovered instantly and locked right back in.

That kind of flow doesn't happen by accident.

...

When it finally peaked, it hit all at once.

Everything they had been building toward landed at the same time. No wasted motion. No awkward transitions. Just clean execution from start to finish.

The kind where you're not thinking about what just happened. Just trying to catch up to it.

...

Some sessions feel good.

Some feel memorable.

Most people don't realize that difference exists until they run into it once.

And then there are the ones where you start noticing patterns.

When two people can control pace like that, read each other that cleanly, and keep everything synchronized the entire time. It stops being random.

That's when it becomes something else.

And once you experience that difference.

You don't really look at the rest the same way anymore.

God I love this place.

I agree you are a lucky bastard. I am definitely jealous, it has been a long time since I have been able to pull a Mary session. Not that I am ever truly disappointed with a session but I am brought down a little every time she tells me she isn't available. And to manage a full on duo with her and a newbie. Stellar sir truly stellar.

[Vlad272]

I made my way through the complete roster this month at M and as can be expected, a good time was had. I had not had Coco for a 1 on 1 yet so I indulged yesterday. I have seen lots of people going back and forth on here about nonsense. Not enough information, too much information, the " standard " of looks blah blah. Here is my take for what it's worth. My reviews are based off my experience, the performance is based off of performance of other AMP girls. Looks are compared to other AMP girls. If you are in some kind of disagreement with anyone's reviews. Don't read them. Or here is a thought, go see for yourself. Anyways back to Coco. Looks wise she is on the older side compared to the other Melody girls but average as compared to AMPs in general. I don't mind that at all though, honestly I like it. She does have a nice tight body though, with nice firm tits, standard AMP girl ass. Her performance is good though which matters most to me. She takes her time and mixes up the pace but even when she goes slow she keeps the level of energy high. She does not rush at all and gets a little twinkle in her eye when she is getting you close. She has a little devilish smile like her whole goal in life in that moment is to please you. All in all a great session.

[TacoLicker]

I'll confess, my only questionable financial decision is spending my tax refund before getting it.

Excellent, excellent review, Ikkyu-San! I was starting to wonder when you would come out of the woods!

Hadn't heard from you from awhile, glad to hear you are recovering well after a special session at the fountain of youth.

Melody really is the place where Maladies disappear!

Thanks for a very entertaining read.

Setting the bar a little high here for Penthouse Reviews!!😂

You're even making me a little jealous!

You got guys reading that like "yeah yeah just one quick visit this week" and next thing you know the calendar's completely cooked.

[ManSeekingSpa]

Mary suggested Skylar. She did not disappoint. She's a cute little thing, 5'4', great boobs, petite!

Great pressure! Subtle teasing.

We proceed to BBBJ and she's fantastic.

She grinds and backs her ass up like a pro! I had to tell her to slow down a couple times before I exploded.

Finished in the bag and she kept going! Even when she cleans you up she takes her time and makes it sensual.

Skylar was there waiting for me looking all cute and sexy.

She likes to kiss which adds to the fun.

She hopped on with no hesitation and started riding me like she's into it.

Stellar performance. 10/10 recommend. She's a great addition to the crew.

Visited Skylar at Melody last week, amazingly beautiful face, like model pretty!

She actually knows what's she's doing and was able to work great pressure.

Lightly caressing all the right places as the excitement built.

Honestly felt amazing! Definitely a new experience for me.

Perfect natural breasts firm and perky.

Yet another highly recommend!

Damn you mongers are lucky. I was there last week and I only had time to see Kiki. What a fine girl she is. Straight to the action no time wasted. Just for that I would like to move to Tucson. Wish I could see Skylar next but didn't have time.

And by the time most people finish connecting them. The window's already gone.

[Harveyspec1069]

Excellent, excellent review, Ikkyu-San! I was starting to wonder when you would come out of the woods!

Hadn't heard from you from awhile, glad to hear you are recovering well after a special session at the fountain of youth.

Melody really is the place where Maladies disappear!

Thanks for a very entertaining read.

Setting the bar a little high here for Penthouse Reviews!!😂

You're even making me a little jealous!

You got guys reading that like "yeah yeah just one quick visit this week" and next thing you know the calendar's completely cooked.

No but seriously Ikkyu-San, appreciate you though. This kind of content is dangerous in the best way.

Some of us are now making very confident... and very questionable financial decisions because of it.

I don't know if I should be thanking you. Or blaming you at this point🤣.

I'm already talking myself into pulling up early to the house of M before the rest of the degenerates catch on after reading your masterpiece!

Apologies for the delay all but I was sadly under the weather this last week.

Its a bad time of year for me. Last Wednesday I stopped by Our home away from home, in my continuing search to spend time with Our Lady of the House of M. Sadly my only time was at the worst time possible: Lunch Time.

I reached out to my Lady Wife but her attentions were not her own to share with me but I guess that's why she choose a Girlfriend for me.

Lovely Skylar met me at the door and the whirlwind began immediately. Little Skylar was feeling Spicy!

In the room, she alternated between undressing me and trying to climb into my skin. I don't know when it happed but at some point between stripping me and trying to switch tongues, her clothes disappeared! I have no memory of her undressing!

As an aside; generally Mr. Johnson likes to show up fashionably late to the party, not today. Mr. Johnson showed up for the pre dinner mingling and stayed for the whole evening.

Back to the story.

After some heavy petting I insisted that we get to the shower or we never would. Not sure if that was a mistake but hindsight and all. Into the room and Lovely Girl starts prepping the table as I watch and. Mr. Johnson disappears into her mouth while she works!

Time to lay down and the usual sequence ensues: face down, soap, rinse, sexy soap, rinse flip. The only difference is she was feeling her hands today. The tongue made an appearance but she damn near had me on my knees to access Mr. J and stroke the back door. Anal stuff never did it for me. I didn't bother me but it didn't trip my trigger. The girls are changing my mind.

Time to flip. Same order of operations but with a bit more fire, Until. Rather than camp between my legs for the rinse, she decided to stand at my head and rinse from there. Then she lowered that sweet sweet kitty to my mouth and continued her clean up. Then Mr. Johnson disappeared into her mouth again while she worked. Sluicing done and she began the expected preview, as if I didn't already know. LOL.

She sat me up to rinse my back, and I just had to nibble her thigh a little and a leg came up and pulled me back to her sweetness, while she worked. Once done, she helped me free of the table trap and started drying me off. Then Mr. Johnson disappeared into her mouth again.

As you can imagine, at this point I am just a ball of energy. No plan, just need and in some part of my brain it is dawning on my that she might be there too.

We make it across the hall, she doesn't bother to dress. No hesitation, I snatch her up and take her to the table. We went at it like high school kids in an empty house. She's up, she's down, she's grabbing, clawing. As I work my way down her body, she keeps pressing up into me like her life depends on positive skin contact. She kisses and sucks any part of me that she can reach. I reach her kitty and I'm even more frenzied than I was. I'm not trying to make her cum, I'm trying to divorce her soul from her body. She keeps it up, the moaning and writhing but then. The hands start to go crazy, like they just developed their own personalities. Here, there, grabbing me grabbing the sheet. Then her hips start to rise, giving me a better angle. Then they start to grind into my face and there is no rhythm in the moaning or the breathing anymore until. She slams herself upright and drags my face to hers like she's trying to reclaim her lost soul.

There are few enough moments of true satisfaction in life. I've had most of the major ones but these days, I seem to find them all at the House of M.

There is a break in action as she composes herself and tries to explain what I just did to her in her broken English until she decides she has better things to do. She lays me down and regularly scheduled fellatio commences (as if I needed it). It doesn't take long till I tell her that she'd better stop if she wants me to fuck her. She replies " I'm Fucking You!

(Hahaha, you really think so?)

She mounts and starts to move but my Blood is all the way Up and I need to make some exertion and divert some blood flow or I wasnt lasting 10 seconds. She may have been on top, but I did the work and she got all I had. The results were as expected.

As I said at first, it was the worst time of day. You horny bastards were tripping the door chime nonstop so no time for post coital malingering. She dressed me, kissed me goodbye and the Missus saw me out with the same.

One day ill wax philosophically about our situation but for now a penthouse letter is what you get.

Good Wives give good Girlfriends. Good Girlfriends support good Marriages. :-p.

[ShyNine]

Oh how I wish I could have had one more week before needing.

To leave!. Having Mary with anyone would have been a fabulous send off!

Congrats to you, my fellow monger.

Shy.

There's a certain kind of invitation you don't overthink.

When the Queen asked who I wanted to see, I gave her the only honest answer, as the famous Ikkyu-San once said:

"I want you. And if I can't have you. You choose for me. "

Some decisions are better made by people who understand the game better than you do.

...

When I dropped by the house of M, I was expecting chaos. Packed rooms. Noise. That usual large-crowd energy when too many fellow monger bros have the same idea at once.

Instead. It was surprisingly quiet.

The kind of quiet that feels like you showed up early. Or exactly on time.

When I was setting up the appointment via text, the Queen recommended Skylar to be my lady of the night.

Upon entering the palace of M at the agreed time, it was Coco who initially let me in, and she led me into VIP room near the entrance. Soft lighting, enough space to actually breathe. Took care of the logistics upfront by spreading my donation on the table so nothing would interrupt the flow later. Took off my shoes and made myself comfortable and started to wait, already feeling that quiet anticipation starting to build.

I was expecting Skylar.

But then Mary walked in!

That alone shifted the entire tone of the session.

Mary moves with control. Calm, focused, deliberate. The kind of presence that doesn't need to rush anything because it already knows where things are going.

A few minutes later, Skylar joined.

Mary took on a more composed demeanor compared to her usual seductive vixen self. However, Skylar was super energetic. Expressive. Playful. Constant signals.

Different styles. Same direction.

Mary smiled and asked, "Are you ready for us to rock your world?

I wasn't sure yet.

But I was about to find out.

...

Things escalated quickly.

Mary set the tone immediately. No buildup, no small talk, just straight into it, deep, controlled, confident. The kind of start that skips the usual warmup and puts you right into the experience.

At the same time, Skylar stripped down, her energy filling the room in a completely different way. Within seconds, it stopped feeling like two separate interactions and started feeling coordinated.

That's the part most places don't get right.

Anyone can bring two girls in the room.

Very few can make it feel like one experience.

If you're even considering trying a 2 girls, 2 pussies, 2 mouths, and 4 hands experience, this is the ideal, optimal version you're hoping for.

...

The shift happened fast.

They both noticed.

There was a brief pause. Eye contact passed between them. Just long enough to feel intentional.

Skylar looked at me, then over to Mary, bit her lip slightly and said:

"Do you want to share his cock?

That's when it clicked.

Not random. Not chaotic.

Deliberate.

From that point on, everything felt synchronized.

Kisses traded back and forth. Different pacing. Different intensity. Mary pulling things slower, deeper. Skylar pushing the tempo, keeping the energy high. They never overlapped in a messy way. It was clean. Timed.

Every time I got close, they pulled back.

Not guessing. Not reacting.

Controlling it.

That level of control doesn't show up by accident.

...

By the time things transitioned, I wasn't thinking anymore. Just reacting.

Skylar took the lead, guiding the pace while Mary stayed engaged, keeping the pressure constant from the other side. It never dropped off. Never felt like one stopped while the other started.

Just continuous.

There was one brief moment where the rhythm almost broke when they both adjusted at the same time, but they recovered instantly and locked right back in.

That kind of flow doesn't happen by accident.

...

When it finally peaked, it hit all at once.

Everything they had been building toward landed at the same time. No wasted motion. No awkward transitions. Just clean execution from start to finish.

The kind where you're not thinking about what just happened. Just trying to catch up to it.

...

Some sessions feel good.

Some feel memorable.

Most people don't realize that difference exists until they run into it once.

And then there are the ones where you start noticing patterns.

When two people can control pace like that, read each other that cleanly, and keep everything synchronized the entire time. It stops being random.

That's when it becomes something else.

And once you experience that difference.

You don't really look at the rest the same way anymore.

God I love this place.

[OldGuyMonger]

Well I made my way to Melody to celebrate a special day. Knowing that it's always a great time there I was excited to see what was in store for me this time. I unfortunately did not have the amazing luck that Harvey had and was not able to see Mary. At this point she is my unicorn that keeps evading me. I did get to see Kiki though. She is a sexy little thing. Started with a great back massage and lots of teasing while rubbing the legs. She tell me to flip and climbs on top straddling me. From there we start kissing and I get a great feel of her petite soft body. Loved getting my mouth on those perfect boobs. Kiki then spins around and lets me sample that delicious pussy while she gives me a great slow blow job. She then asks me to fuck her so she gets up and grabs the cover. Gives me some more head before putting it on then hops on top. She looked so sexy as she rode me. Loved looking at her face but also seeing her body working my dick in the mirror. I was thinking of what position to get her in next but she was riding too good so ultimately just let her do her thing and came while she rode it. Kiki hops off and tells me to just stay relaxing as she went to get a towel to clean me up. She helps me get dressed and walks me out. I got to see the beautiful Mary and Cocos sexy ass on my way out. Well with Kiki I believe I have accomplished seeing all four of this months girls. Hope I'm not disqualified because I haven't had a chance with Mary.

[DesertJoe12]

I had to get another session with Kiki before she gets tired from all you guys taking her for a spin.

Made my appt and got onto the room. I give her my donation and she leaves. My phone goes off and I realize I needed to respond. It's a quick text back and forth, but I'm trying to undress while doing all of this. Kiki gets back into the room when I'm half undressed. She sees I'm on my phone still and doesn't bat an eye. Sits down next to me and starts stroking my cock while I'm texting. Good gawd!! This is hot! I finish with the texting and get undressed. We start DFK, suck on her nipples, grabbing her nice juicy ass cheeks! The BBBJ is just as good as last time! Great suction, great eye contact! She's so cute and sexy! Personality is fantastic! When she was working it down under, she ever so beautifully did a rim job. You got to love a girl that's willing to do that!

She points to her pussy and says you lick? Or you suck? I tell her yes! We do 69. *sometimes they are too high up and you got to stretch to get to the pussy— she realized I was trying to pull her down closer to me and she lowers her pussy to my face and I was about to suffocate eating her out. If I'm going to die, this is the way to go out.

Death by pussy.

That experience itself was worth the visit. We do doggy and I try to.

Pound her like never before. We get into the sweet rhythm and it's so nice. She does the reach underneath and grabs my thighs and then my balls! She tells me to look at the mirror and gives a moan and sexy smile. I tell her it's her turn and we do ACG.

Her pussy is so cute tight and wet! I knew what I wanted and how I wanted to finish. We do standing mish, she scoots to the edge of the table, puts a pillow under her back, and props her legs over my shoulders. I grab her waist and start going at it. I'm getting close to finishing and I move her legs around my waist and she.

Latches on. I tell her I just came and she doesn't let go. She does some gyrations while I'm still on her. She says "fuck me more" I lay in the bed and start fucking her from behind while rubbing her pussy. She's a wonder. She's sweaty. I'm sweaty. It's a great time!

This whole experience was on a different level. I do like trying the new girls, but I might just have to stick with Kiki.

She's here for a few months, if you haven't had a chance, I'd highly recommend seeing her.

I asked Kiki if Skylar was free to come in, just so I can see what she looks like, but she was busy with another person at the time. She came back with Coco and.

Mimi. They came in and gave me a kiss and I copped a feel. Coco does give that Asian MILF vibes and if she was able to teach Mary some new moves I def want to try her out. Mimi is also sexy and I want to try her out next!

[DesertJoe12]

Kiki does. Just experienced it. She's lovely.

Anybody at melody rim any more. Man I miss Cindy. She use to make me go crazy with her tongue. Cindy was my ATF. Hate that she's gone. I've been out for a while but I've seen 2 of the new girls. Don't rem their names. I haven't had the young skinny one yet. Prolly see her tomorrow. But anybody do a good RimJob? Doesn't have to be at M.