Massage Parlor Reports

**NewAge7654** · 07-11-26 08:25

Does anybody post on here? What is going on in New Orleans? PM if needed. There are a bunch of locations on Rubmaps, anything decent?

Anything?

**NewAge7654** · 07-09-26 14:51

Originally Posted by Tustia [View Original Post]

I believe the recent reviews of VIP Health Club are fake and being submitted by the owner or mamasan.

I went there over the weekend, and nothing is accurate. Old ladies and GPS.

Thanks Tustia for saving a wasted visit. Where would you recommend? Looking for L1-L3 as long as provider gets naked. Do you have any agency's in town? If yes, link? Thanks.

**Ben Wyatt** · 07-06-26 12:31

Hello, I am visiting in a couple of weeks and will have some free time as my spouse will be attending meetings. I am looking for a massage that is convenient to the French Quarter. I have researched bodyrubnola, bliss sanctum and a handful of AMP's. FS is an option but not necessary. Just looking for ease of set up and decent looking female providers. Feel free to PM. Thanks.

**Tustia** · 06-26-26 11:30

I believe the recent reviews of VIP Health Club are fake and being submitted by the owner or mamasan.

I went there over the weekend, and nothing is accurate. Old ladies and GPS.

**Drewlight** · 05-26-26 21:30

Originally Posted by Wannahavefun01 [View Original Post]

Vacationing down in The Big Easy for five days last week so I had to check out the AMP scene at least once. The name of this spot was kind of tricky but don't let it fool you, this is what you're looking for. Anyway a sexy little Asian cutie named Kim was available when I got there. I really like her sexy muscular legs, especially in the heels and tight dress she was wearing. She has nice natural tits, with some tasty little nipples and a naughty smile. She was really good at flirting and teasing, her vibe was awesome! She was more than ready to have some fun. She's pretty good with her hands and even better with other parts If you know what I mean. She was involved the entire time and never complained or looked at the clock which is something I care about more than anything. I don't think she's been doing this work for very long because the cat was nice and tight plus she was all for multiple positions. All in all I have to say I'm glad that Kim was the girl that was available when I got there. I planned on coming to see her again before I headed back home but drank a little too much and didn't make it. Next time for sure. Figured I would leave a review since there doesn't seem to be many for any AMP's in New Orleans. Great place with no games and you get what you pay for.

Nice review! Going to be in Nola for business was well. How old do you think she was, ball park? I'm from Florida and there is not shortage of young talent. Seems like all the AMP girls in New Orleans area is 40+. Any recommendations for anyone under 40??

**JustBeingNosey** · 04-25-26 23:08

On town for a few days, not sure where to go. I stopped here from the prior review. Lady I meet was older. She had great boobs and a beautiful kitty!! Fun time!!

**BigDee555** · 04-23-26 17:06

I had a dream that I went to Lamour spa. I was greeted by a young cute dark skinned Cuban named Selma (upper 20's). First the logistics. She took me to a room with a table and some sort of bed. She barely spoke English. Offered a massage followed by a table shower. She was watching the clock very closely and it was strictly 45 minutes for. 8.

After the shower, she gave we 2 hot towels and then I asked for extras and then she asked me if I was LEO. Then she said it was only 8 minutes left and I need to pay. 2 for more time plus 2 for the extras. All in, 3. Again she watched the clock very closely. A couple of times she stopped to look at her phone. I hate clock watchers.

Now for the good stuff. Her massage was decent, and shower was nice. She was attentive and kept asking me if I'm ok. Not one time during either did she touch the pickle but she brushed it a couple of times. She had small enhanced b-cups but I like smaller. She was well toned and curvy. She did CBJ which was decent and then CG. I told her to go slow and she rolled and grinded her hips very sensually. She softly moaned and said that she really like that. That was awesome. We did doggy and then mish. She finished me with a HJ. If not for the clock watching, this would have been one of my top 5 experiences. I don't think I would go back given the cost and the clock watching.

**SmegBoy** · 04-22-26 21:30

Originally Posted by Parkway91 [View Original Post]

That's a bummer to hear. Here in Atlanta the scene is great if you know where to go. But still talking to my favorite she tells me business is way down. I guess NOLA lost a lot of business from the conventions dying down after COVID although that seems to have picked up. I'm heading to NOLA this weekend and may just pass on the scene.

I was hoping that New Orleans would be able to provide something other than ghost tours and alcohol when I visit in three weeks, looks like I was wrong. Please drop a note if you find anything interesting.

**Parkway91** · 04-21-26 00:51

Originally Posted by TommyCool [View Original Post]

The AMP scene in NOLA sucks. Used to have decent rates and fine asian girls, but seems like they all left. Last time I visited an AMP in NOLA was like 15 years ago before I moved. Was in town for work and visited a few places, but either these girls tripping and asking for way too much or they were grannies. Got disappointed with the service as it was like fucking a pillow and rushed. Maybe I got spoiled by the AMP in California.

That's a bummer to hear. Here in Atlanta the scene is great if you know where to go. But still talking to my favorite she tells me business is way down. I guess NOLA lost a lot of business from the conventions dying down after COVID although that seems to have picked up. I'm heading to NOLA this weekend and may just pass on the scene.

**IAmAmazing** · 02-20-26 00:03

Lilly delivers everything you want as long as you agree to tip more. She's a Vietnamese provider, really petite, about no taller than 5 feet tall. She's easily in her 50's but could pass for much longer due to her flawless skin. She has a thick accent, but can understand every word you say. The tits are bolt-ons, but the nips are soft. She kind of rushes through things, but not too much. I've had better in ATL and Houston. I still left happy. The location is a bit weird. It's behind a fence, and the Google Maps location shows it on Elaine St, but it is on Metneur Chef.

**BigDaddyJohn8** · 02-19-26 19:10

Coming to New Orleans for Mardi Gras. Any good spas or strip clubs in the area? Feel free to respond here or PM me. Thanks in advance.

**Heywood2020** · 02-17-26 15:33

Any outcall recommendations for massage?

**RedFox2120** · 01-23-26 13:46

Originally Posted by Wannahavefun01 [View Original Post]

Vacationing down in The Big Easy for five days last week so I had to check out the AMP scene at least once. The name of this spot was kind of tricky but don't let it fool you, this is what you're looking for. Anyway a sexy little Asian cutie named Kim was available when I got there. I really like her sexy muscular legs, especially in the heels and tight dress she was wearing. She has nice natural tits, with some tasty little nipples and a naughty smile. She was really good at flirting and teasing, her vibe was awesome! She was more than ready to have some fun. She's pretty good with her hands and even better with other parts If you know what I mean. She was involved the entire time and never complained or looked at the clock which is something I care about more than anything. I don't think she's been doing this work for very long because the cat was nice and tight plus she was all for multiple positions. All in all I have to say I'm glad that Kim was the girl that was available when I got there. I planned on coming to see her again before I headed back home but drank a little too much and didn't make it. Next time for sure. Figured I would leave a review since there doesn't seem to be many for any AMP's in New Orleans. Great place with no games and you get what you pay for.

I put this in the gps and it took me to Hollywood Spa. Walked up and damn the scene here is sad. It was 3 grandma's. The line up looked like a nursing home. I walked out.

**NietzscheKeen** · 01-14-26 23:50

I've tried almost all of them over the past year. I left a review on the little shack on chef menteur. There was a fine FINE Puerto Rican girl there.

The Vietnamese lady at VIP. I think. Near the pancake place was hot, but way out of my price range. I get FS for regular rates in Slidell.

Went to Li massage on citrus in metairie, it's a regular place for me. I only went because its near my home. It has been the same lady for the past 8 months, but the last two times I've gone its been new girls. They had a young girl there that I caught one time. She was the only one that offered to upsell for her to take off her shirt. None of the others would do that.

Sunny was the one I got most recently. Very good massage and a very unique finish. She did some things I've never had done before. It was very enjoyable. Different technique than most, she actually edged me for a while.

**Wannahavefun01-Shill** · 01-10-26 17:14

Vacationing down in The Big Easy for five days last week so I had to check out the AMP scene at least once. The name of this spot was kind of tricky but don't let it fool you, this is what you're looking for. Anyway a sexy little Asian cutie named Kim was available when I got there. I really like her sexy muscular legs, especially in the heels and tight dress she was wearing. She has nice natural tits, with some tasty little nipples and a naughty smile. She was really good at flirting and teasing, her vibe was awesome! She was more than ready to have some fun. She's pretty good with her hands and even better with other parts If you know what I mean. She was involved the entire time and never complained or looked at the clock which is something I care about more than anything. I don't think she's been doing this work for very long because the cat was nice and tight plus she was all for multiple positions. All in all I have to say I'm glad that Kim was the girl that was available when I got there. I planned on coming to see her again before I headed back home but drank a little too much and didn't make it. Next time for sure. Figured I would leave a review since there doesn't seem to be many for any AMP's in New Orleans. Great place with no games and you get what you pay for.