Massage Parlor Reports

[Bfm66]

Monkey see Monkey do, once one area cracks down others will follow. S Everett a lot closer to those area's than and Everett, big difference!

These busts are so ridiculous, it is the world's oldest profession, inside, behind closed doors and as much as the puritans may want it, they will never eradicate it. Would they rather have a dozen, half naked skanks standing in traffic waving at cars like on Aurora?

[Tasman63]

Don't imagine too much. Bothell, Mill Creek, Kenmore etc have always been unwelcoming. Everett more laissez-faire.

Monkey see Monkey do, once one area cracks down others will follow. S Everett a lot closer to those area's than and Everett, big difference!

[Gibs789]

Keep your eyes open, I've noticed more police activity in the S Everett locations. IE: Best, a lot of healthcare adjacent so can only imagine the complaints, saw MMS pulled the sign in!

Don't imagine too much. Bothell, Mill Creek, Kenmore etc have always been unwelcoming. Everett more laissez-faire.

[Tasman63]

Missed Eve last week so had to try again before the month end. Joey being in Burien, it's hard for me to try new girls when my ATFs are here.

Elly greeted me and led me to the second room. When Eve walked in. Honestly, she looked better in person than the picture that mms sent me.

Her face 9. Her tits mm b 8. Her ass flat 7, the whole body 8. 5. Unfortunately, the chemistry was more like 6. 5.

Her personality was very bubbly. Loved that. Our sex wasn't all that. I wanted to eat her out because her kitty with small batch of hair looked yummy but didn't let me stay down there too long. No 69 either. Her BBBJ was a bit toothy but sexy as hell with plenty of eye contact.

After failing spending enough time at her kitty, we moved onto mosh, doggy, cg and back to mosh. Her reaction was a little bit over the top for me, locker to PSE than GFE.

Don't get me wrong. She is hot and fun. It's just that how we play each other and fuck might be a bit different. Every girl comes in different box, and Eve and mine didn't match but sure as hell she will be matched with many many others.

I got to meet Nancy and Elly and they both looked stunning.

I'm on the fence with trying any other new girls as they all look hot (Shanghai, best and BJ. Haven't been in Barisa in ages) but also having one more week in Seattle before my business trip, not sure what to do! So many good choices this month!

Eve was that hidden gem that nobody was talking about. MMS asked for reviews and fortunately or unfortunately she became popular and with the popularity came the rushed service!

[Tasman63]

Just an FYI.

Per KOMO News, BOTHELL, Wash. Police in Bothell served multiple search warrants Tuesday at five massage parlors suspected of allowing prostitution, following what officials described as extensive investigative work and community concerns.

The businesses had been under scrutiny after ongoing complaints from the community, police said.

Be safe and Be careful.

Keep your eyes open, I've noticed more police activity in the S Everett locations. IE: Best, a lot of healthcare adjacent so can only imagine the complaints, saw MMS pulled the sign in!

[GoaThillBilly]

I stopped in here two weeks ago when I drove to another spot and realized I'd already been there. Maybe a clue I do this too much. I don't know. Anyway, I was met by Linda I think. Auntie in her early 40's, nice slim figure, natural firm b cups, 7 face, 8 body I'd say. I stated an hour, got undressed face down. Massage was OK, more erotic than most. What I loved was her massive attention to ass and balls. Damn. On the flip she started rubbing my asshole with a lubed up finger while jacking me off. I told her to slide it in which she did excitedly. I kept this going the entire time until I busted. I was in heaven. She told me she'd eat it also but we never got there. She cleaned me up and wanted me to go again but I had to go to a meeting. I'll definitely repeat. $$.

I am considering giving her a go but if you paid $$, then she would not be happy with my offer. $.5 max and that's still too much IMHO. Unless I misunderstood your post?

[Gibs789]

Great session last night with Sarah at Best. She's been well described before: about 5'3", slender but shapely, perky Bs with pencil erasers, and a really lovely face and beautiful smile. She greeted me with that beautiful smile then did some amazing gentle soft kissing, which was incredibly sexy. I usually skip massage but as I've been doing an unusual amount of manual labor the last couple weeks I assented to her suggestion to start face down. She began with some nice deep tissue work on my back, then after a few minutes she paused, and a moment later I got this incredible shock when I started hearing this bubbly sound and I felt hot water and suction on my back, and for a moment it flashed into my mind like a nightmare that maybe KrDoggy had finally snapped and gone rogue and had snuck into my room from next door to do his patented water trick! PTSD must be like this. But fortunately my fears were unfounded, and it really was Sarah and it felt very nice, as did the rest of the massage, which ended with some sensual TUMA. After the flip she basically sucked on everything that seemed to stand out from the bodily surface and ask for attention, then she rotated around for some 69, which was really wonderful. Every few minutes she sort of leaned back to adjust herself into the perfect sweet shot to attain blast off, and blast she did several times. Eventually she asked if it was time to play plant the pickle, so I dutifully responded, and all I can say is wow, super tight with excellent squeeze. I don't think I've ever had a provider who could do a squeeze-relax-squeeze cycle so quickly--more than once per second--and keep it up for like a minute. Truly impressive work! I came within just a whisker of coming, but alas, the cover trumps all else, but it was amazing nevertheless. Afterwards I checked her wifi for her and the connection was excellent and we finished in fine fashion with her working on my antenna. All in all another fantastic GFE type session, and I've got to say also I'm on a real roll with Kegel queens lately. Maybe word has gotten out among the providers that the way to a man's heart is via Kegels. Sure hope so. Highly recommend.

[Strong1954]

Just an FYI.

Per KOMO News, BOTHELL, Wash. — Police in Bothell served multiple search warrants Tuesday at five massage parlors suspected of allowing prostitution, following what officials described as extensive investigative work and community concerns.

The businesses had been under scrutiny after ongoing complaints from the community, police said.

Be safe and Be careful.

[ChuteRigger]

Any hot Asian Cougars? Especially for BBFS.

They remind me of my moms friends that I akways want to fuck.

Pinkie at Airport is a pretty hot auntie. Her head game is amazing. While I don't know if she does BB, I didn't even notice that she slipped the cover on when doing BBBJ. She also has natural teardrop shaped B's.

[FlyingGolfball]

Missed Eve last week so had to try again before the month end. Joey being in Burien, it's hard for me to try new girls when my ATFs are here.

Elly greeted me and led me to the second room. When Eve walked in. Honestly, she looked better in person than the picture that mms sent me.

Her face 9. Her tits mm b 8. Her ass flat 7, the whole body 8. 5. Unfortunately, the chemistry was more like 6. 5.

Her personality was very bubbly. Loved that. Our sex wasn't all that. I wanted to eat her out because her kitty with small batch of hair looked yummy but didn't let me stay down there too long. No 69 either. Her BBBJ was a bit toothy but sexy as hell with plenty of eye contact.

After failing spending enough time at her kitty, we moved onto mosh, doggy, cg and back to mosh. Her reaction was a little bit over the top for me, locker to PSE than GFE.

Don't get me wrong. She is hot and fun. It's just that how we play each other and fuck might be a bit different. Every girl comes in different box, and Eve and mine didn't match but sure as hell she will be matched with many many others.

I got to meet Nancy and Elly and they both looked stunning.

I'm on the fence with trying any other new girls as they all look hot (Shanghai, best and BJ. Haven't been in Barisa in ages) but also having one more week in Seattle before my business trip, not sure what to do! So many good choices this month!

[Shogun Hua]

Had a spectacular time with Eve tonight at Shanghai. She stated she is 26 and Chinese.

She is taller then most of the girls at Shanghai. Maybe 5'8, and slender. Long legs and a beautiful smile. Seductive eyes.

I can safely say she is in my top five all time for Shanghai / Best.

I would strongly recommend. 10/10.

Eve is moving to a shop down south, starts Wednesday evening at Brisa.

[GoaThillBilly]

If I were you if you see Judy and have the good time I expect, I'd slip her a nice tip. She's already determined to put a smile on your face.

Well, Champ Daddy stated that the MM said that Judy was not there and I saw no sign of her when I went so. As to his comment about the MM waiving her fee next time when I had a disappointing session at their sister store Pink Cloud the MM told me she would waive the house fee on my next visit. So about a week later I returned to Pink Cloud and she seemed to not recall our convo and sent me to Lumi_Zen. I said fuck that and went down the road and had a good session at Harmony, a bit to the north. Bottom line, I am done with both of these shops, they obviously have no idea as to how to run a business. They might do well in a dry zone such as Spokane, but unless things change, they are destined to fail and "Judy" will likely move on to greener pastures.

[KrDoggy]

If I were you if you see Judy and have the good time I expect, I'd slip her a nice tip. She's already determined to put a smile on your face.

So after I posted, the MMS reaches out to me. She was disappointed about the bad review, and was very apologetic at the same time. She offered to waive her fee next time I come in, which is more than most MPs offer. She even said Judy will take care of me, which I'm looking forward to the most.

It's a big deal when you're not satisfied with mediocre service and they offer to fix it. This is the customer service that we all should get. I live a little far away about 30 minutes, but anytime I'm in Everett, I'm going to spend my time and money there.

[ChampDaddy]

So after I posted, the MMS reaches out to me. She was disappointed about the bad review, and was very apologetic at the same time. She offered to waive her fee next time I come in, which is more than most MPs offer. She even said Judy will take care of me, which I'm looking forward to the most.

It's a big deal when you're not satisfied with mediocre service and they offer to fix it. This is the customer service that we all should get. I live a little far away about 30 minutes, but anytime I'm in Everett, I'm going to spend my time and money there.

I don't usually go north, but I happened to be in the area for work. I saw KRD's post about Judy moved up to Everett so I was like why not. I was curious about her big boobies that he claimed to be one of the best.

I text ahead to see who was working, but the MMS wasn't really helpful, so I just walk in. This Venezuelan girl Melissa opened the door. I ask if Judy was available and she gave me a confused look. She doesn't speak much English, so I did my best to try to communicate.

Anyways, she said no one else is available. She's pretty hot, 25 yo, about 5'5", 110, very toned body, medium natural boobs, super strong butt, and lots of tattoos. I'm like okay, never tried a Venezuelan girl before, so why not.

Her massage was horrible, she doesn't know what she's doing LOL. She went from using her hands to back rub to using a wooden roller and a massage device. It wasn't good.

On the flip started with BBBJ, but that only lasted a min before she put the cover on. Now I'm flaccid, she wants me to get on top and I try that, it takes me some time and coercion to get my guy going, but I finally do. In mish we do some lfk and dfk and some boob sucking. I finish in the same position, this whole thing didn't turn out the way I wanted it to. The girl is very quiet, I'm guessing because she doesn't speak much English.

But as I was putting on my clothes she called the MMS in. The MMS was checking on her performance, was kinda giving me the 21 questions while the girl was right there LOL. She was asking how much I paid, which is was $$. Was services I got, and to rate her performance. I was kinda flabbergasted LOL. I didn't want to give the girl a bad review while she was standing there, so I was like she was fine.

The MMS said I should come back and try a Chinese girl. I asked the MMS if Judy was here, and she said yup. I wish I went with her instead, but that's life oh well. I probably won't repeat with Melissa, she needs more training IMO.

[MarinersFan]

Had a spectacular time with Eve tonight at Shanghai. She stated she is 26 and Chinese.

She is taller then most of the girls at Shanghai. Maybe 5'8, and slender. Long legs and a beautiful smile. Seductive eyes.

Started with a nice, short massage, then the flip. A very sensual BBBJ followed. Eve loves to swirl her tongue around the head while she stares into your soul with those piercing eyes. Simply spectacular.

The cover went on and we started with cg, then prone bone and finished with standard mish. Eve loves to fuck hard and I gave her a grade A pounding. She told me she had five orgasms during our session.

I can safely say she is in my top five all time for Shanghai / Best.

I would strongly recommend. 10/10.