Massage Parlor Reports

[YungRaggerJ]

Holy shit. That is totally immortal.

Yeah, I still have them LOL I've just been walking around my house with them on my face like Bane.

[DrillSergeant]

Holy shit. That is totally immortal.

You know there's a better way to do it. You can just ask, and if they're really cool about it, they'll just hand it to you no questions asked.

Kind of feel bad for this girl now.

She goes through the time to please you and make your fantasies come true, just to have her looking like a concerned girl not knowing what was happening to her in the end.

This is nothing more than just behind the back, kids stealing candy in a store, type of shit.

[Calorie]

After sitting through a long, mind-numbing lecture and being surrounded by cute Asian girls I caught the itch. I hopped in the car and drove straight to Shine Spa.

I was greeted by this adorable little spinner named Sasa. She let me in and escorted me to the room. I handed her the donation, and without saying a word, she pulled me in for a warm hug and a soft kiss. "Take off" she whispered.

A few minutes later she slipped back into the room. She undressed slowly, then joined me on the table. While we were locked in some deep LFK, she gently cleaned me up. Then she worked her way down, starting at the tip. She struggled at first, giggling softly. "Too big." she murmured, but she kept going. No teeth, no gagging, just pure, smooth DT once she got past the head. I laid back, occasionally glancing down to watch her.

I tapped her shoulder and motioned for 69. She spun around and lowered that perfectly shaved little kitty right onto my face. It was the smallest, tightest kitty I'd seen in a long time I swear I could've nearly swallowed her whole. As soon as I started licking, she let out a cute little queef. She was clearly enjoying it, getting more vocal but still keeping it quiet enough not to draw attention.

I tapped her again. She quickly rolled the hat on and climbed on top for ACG. She started slow and sensual, but that wasn't what I was craving. "Switch," I told her. She moved into missionary, and right as I slid back in, she let out another loud queef. I couldn't help but grin I actually thought it was hot. From there I gave her long, hard strokes. Her kitty was insanely tight, fitting me like a damn glove in every position.

I lifted her up for some standing strokes, but the floor was too slippery, so we moved back to the bed. She leaned in for more LFK, but I was in the mood for something deeper. "Flip over," I said. She got on all fours for doggy. I was running short on time (I'd parked in a shady spot), so I didn't waste any. I slipped back inside her and felt her tense up as I went harder. The bed started sliding across the floor toward the wall from the force. I grabbed her hips tight and kept pounding.

Finally, I pulled out, told her to drop to her knees, and finished. I accidentally missed and hit her MM B-cups instead. She just laughed from how much came out, cleaned me up nicely, and helped me get dressed. As I was leaving, I snagged her panties and slipped them into my pocket. She started looking around the room frantically for them. I even pretended to help her search, acting innocent the whole time.

On my way out she handed me a bottle of water and gave me one last hug.

Pale Skin.

Height 5'1/ 5'2.

Wight 100 pounds but felt lighter.

Kitty Shaved.

Pretty face.

C org vibes.

Total damage $$.

Holy shit. That is totally immortal.

[Calorie]

After sitting through a long, mind-numbing lecture and being surrounded by cute Asian girls I caught the itch. I hopped in the car and drove straight to Shine Spa.

I was greeted by this adorable little spinner named Sasa. She let me in and escorted me to the room. I handed her the donation, and without saying a word, she pulled me in for a warm hug and a soft kiss. "Take off" she whispered.

A few minutes later she slipped back into the room. She undressed slowly, then joined me on the table. While we were locked in some deep LFK, she gently cleaned me up. Then she worked her way down, starting at the tip. She struggled at first, giggling softly. "Too big." she murmured, but she kept going. No teeth, no gagging, just pure, smooth DT once she got past the head. I laid back, occasionally glancing down to watch her.

I tapped her shoulder and motioned for 69. She spun around and lowered that perfectly shaved little kitty right onto my face. It was the smallest, tightest kitty I'd seen in a long time I swear I could've nearly swallowed her whole. As soon as I started licking, she let out a cute little queef. She was clearly enjoying it, getting more vocal but still keeping it quiet enough not to draw attention.

I tapped her again. She quickly rolled the hat on and climbed on top for ACG. She started slow and sensual, but that wasn't what I was craving. "Switch," I told her. She moved into missionary, and right as I slid back in, she let out another loud queef. I couldn't help but grin I actually thought it was hot. From there I gave her long, hard strokes. Her kitty was insanely tight, fitting me like a damn glove in every position.

I lifted her up for some standing strokes, but the floor was too slippery, so we moved back to the bed. She leaned in for more LFK, but I was in the mood for something deeper. "Flip over," I said. She got on all fours for doggy. I was running short on time (I'd parked in a shady spot), so I didn't waste any. I slipped back inside her and felt her tense up as I went harder. The bed started sliding across the floor toward the wall from the force. I grabbed her hips tight and kept pounding.

Finally, I pulled out, told her to drop to her knees, and finished. I accidentally missed and hit her MM B-cups instead. She just laughed from how much came out, cleaned me up nicely, and helped me get dressed. As I was leaving, I snagged her panties and slipped them into my pocket. She started looking around the room frantically for them. I even pretended to help her search, acting innocent the whole time.

On my way out she handed me a bottle of water and gave me one last hug.

Pale Skin.

Height 5'1/ 5'2.

Wight 100 pounds but felt lighter.

Kitty Shaved.

Pretty face.

C org vibes.

Total damage $$.

First off, was this sasa from red lantern? If so, she is so tight that when you slide out it makes a sonic boom sound.

[Knitemontana02]

Anyone have any tips / recommendations on private providers who work out of their home / apt and provide similar services?

[YungRaggerJ]

After sitting through a long, mind-numbing lecture and being surrounded by cute Asian girls I caught the itch. I hopped in the car and drove straight to Shine Spa.

I was greeted by this adorable little spinner named Sasa. She let me in and escorted me to the room. I handed her the donation, and without saying a word, she pulled me in for a warm hug and a soft kiss. "Take off" she whispered.

A few minutes later she slipped back into the room. She undressed slowly, then joined me on the table. While we were locked in some deep LFK, she gently cleaned me up. Then she worked her way down, starting at the tip. She struggled at first, giggling softly. "Too big." she murmured, but she kept going. No teeth, no gagging, just pure, smooth DT once she got past the head. I laid back, occasionally glancing down to watch her.

I tapped her shoulder and motioned for 69. She spun around and lowered that perfectly shaved little kitty right onto my face. It was the smallest, tightest kitty I'd seen in a long time I swear I could've nearly swallowed her whole. As soon as I started licking, she let out a cute little queef. She was clearly enjoying it, getting more vocal but still keeping it quiet enough not to draw attention.

I tapped her again. She quickly rolled the hat on and climbed on top for ACG. She started slow and sensual, but that wasn't what I was craving. "Switch," I told her. She moved into missionary, and right as I slid back in, she let out another loud queef. I couldn't help but grin I actually thought it was hot. From there I gave her long, hard strokes. Her kitty was insanely tight, fitting me like a damn glove in every position.

I lifted her up for some standing strokes, but the floor was too slippery, so we moved back to the bed. She leaned in for more LFK, but I was in the mood for something deeper. "Flip over," I said. She got on all fours for doggy. I was running short on time (I'd parked in a shady spot), so I didn't waste any. I slipped back inside her and felt her tense up as I went harder. The bed started sliding across the floor toward the wall from the force. I grabbed her hips tight and kept pounding.

Finally, I pulled out, told her to drop to her knees, and finished. I accidentally missed and hit her MM B-cups instead. She just laughed from how much came out, cleaned me up nicely, and helped me get dressed. As I was leaving, I snagged her panties and slipped them into my pocket. She started looking around the room frantically for them. I even pretended to help her search, acting innocent the whole time.

On my way out she handed me a bottle of water and gave me one last hug.

Pale Skin.

Height 5'1/ 5'2.

Wight 100 pounds but felt lighter.

Kitty Shaved.

Pretty face.

C org vibes.

Total damage $$.

[Calorie]

Is Kiki at Seasons the same that was previously at Wharf?

The kiki that makes the wharr / whaft foot spa (on santa monica by westwood) rounds is probably the kiki at seasons. Older mature I have no interest in.

[Fatonius]

Seasons is where the owner of wharf sends the dogs to. If you are lucky, yoyo goes there for fat fuckoes who cannot make it to wharf.

Is Kiki at Seasons the same that was previously at Wharf?

[Calorie]

Yeah scrambled your huevos alright.

That right there is up there with the guy who thought the girl with the massive tits at the pearl trick pad was LE.

[Calorie]

This will be a relatively tame one.

Recent visit to Seasons in Westwood for some HJ plus action. Trying to find a provider I met at another L1 shop in Pas to see if the shop rules here allowed her to go up a level, based on details from another board about some poss oral here.

Didn't find that provider, but since I was already medically assisted, stayed and drew Alice, milfy 40+ ish, with a recent facial (the legit beauty kind, you dogs), longish textured brown hair, and an average, not fat but soft body, prob 5'1",110. Maybe a 6 overall, but after a few beers.. she might make 6.2.

Got a half hr so dispensed with massage early, and began to roam away. Under an old lady bra, found some soft B's / B+s, of a light complexion, a slight tummy, not a tight drum. Negotiated some suckling on the larger than average, mid-brown nips, generally rounded slightly-used eraser shape. Somewhat responsive, but too guarded to let go. Was curious about the P, if I could explore. She was firm and extorted me a bit. But curiosity got the best of this hungry cat. So worked myself down. Slight sparse bush, somewhat hidden lips and clit within the majora, but once exposed, well formed good sized, symmetrical and very clean smelling.

She never really let her guard down so just wanted to see how she handled the Johnson which was ripe and firm. Compliments, and gentle to more intense shaft and headwork, as I worked the clit, her twisting w two hands mixed with fondling of the undercarriage. Sadly no BJ avail with this provider, but she had enough hand game and connection, so after a while just let myself unload a thick long one in her hands with a bit on her thigh and the floor.

Really sweet woman overall but not a repeat for me- but again I didn't get her massage.

Seasons is where the owner of wharf sends the dogs to. If you are lucky, yoyo goes there for fat fuckoes who cannot make it to wharf.

[Vulva Nut]

This will be a relatively tame one.

Recent visit to Seasons in Westwood for some HJ plus action. Trying to find a provider I met at another L1 shop in Pas to see if the shop rules here allowed her to go up a level, based on details from another board about some poss oral here.

Didn't find that provider, but since I was already medically assisted, stayed and drew Alice, milfy 40+ ish, with a recent facial (the legit beauty kind, you dogs), longish textured brown hair, and an average, not fat but soft body, prob 5'1",110. Maybe a 6 overall, but after a few beers.. she might make 6.2.

Got a half hr so dispensed with massage early, and began to roam away. Under an old lady bra, found some soft B's / B+s, of a light complexion, a slight tummy, not a tight drum. Negotiated some suckling on the larger than average, mid-brown nips, generally rounded slightly-used eraser shape. Somewhat responsive, but too guarded to let go. Was curious about the P, if I could explore. She was firm and extorted me a bit. But curiosity got the best of this hungry cat. So worked myself down. Slight sparse bush, somewhat hidden lips and clit within the majora, but once exposed, well formed good sized, symmetrical and very clean smelling.

She never really let her guard down so just wanted to see how she handled the Johnson which was ripe and firm. Compliments, and gentle to more intense shaft and headwork, as I worked the clit, her twisting w two hands mixed with fondling of the undercarriage. Sadly no BJ avail with this provider, but she had enough hand game and connection, so after a while just let myself unload a thick long one in her hands with a bit on her thigh and the floor.

Really sweet woman overall but not a repeat for me- but again I didn't get her massage.

[Vulva Nut]

... In doggie it felt like you could shove some strawberries, yogurt, banana and some vanilla flavor, she could use her hoo ha to make a smoothie... It was not easy to nut and I thought maybe I was queer.

Yeah scrambled your huevos alright.

[Vulva Nut]

First off, let me apologize in advance if this is in the wrong section. I'm only in town briefly for work, and why'all have way too many towns. It's all just LA to me. I guess this particular spa is on Tustin St in a city called Orange. Which, I guess is not the same as Orange County. All the more confusing.

Anyway, I'm from Tucson. I hit the AMP's often back home, so I thought I'd sample the fare here while I'm briefly in town. Boy, am I ever glad I did!

I drew Sakura. I'd say late 20's. Everything about her is cute. Her eyes, her voice, the cat ears she wears in her hair, her shoes, everything is just so cute. I think she said she was half Japanese and half Chinese, and I could see both ethnicities in her.

I laid on the massage table. Before I knew it, she was disrobing, and gave me a massage her being almost as naked as I was. I turned over, and I got an excellent BBBJ. Despite the name of the spa, I didn't get BBFS LOL. I got CFS. This girl can fuck and it felt great! I left feeling very relaxed, satisfied, and most of all special from how wonderful she spoke to me and treated me during our visit.

I'm leaving town tonight, and won't have a chance to see anyone else. I'm glad the one that I did pick while I was in your town was a winner. Thanks, LA, or Orange, or Orange County, Or Tustin Street, or whatever.

Yeah wrong section but nice review and glad you a great time.

[Vulva Nut]

Lately I've been enamored with large, long nipples to suckle and have been searching for females that have them.

Who has seen any MP girls who have bigger, larger than normal pencil eraser nipples?

Thanks for any info provided.

Its strange. You ask especially recent reviewers specifics about real descriptions of body attributes and suddenly they get all prude.

Many are jacked to chronicle a play by play of what they did (similar stuff as most of us do), and that's great. But they end up giving almost zero description of the physical attributes under the hood that make each provider different. You may get limited basics like cup size, and just the hairstyle of pussy. But nipples, clit-- the actual items you put in your mouth? No, eww, don't mention those, you're a weirdo.

Been on this board 15 years and know many brothers appreciate reviews that include not just service and attitude, but detailed descriptions of the provider.

[Uncivil]

First off, let me apologize in advance if this is in the wrong section. I'm only in town briefly for work, and why'all have way too many towns. It's all just LA to me. I guess this particular spa is on Tustin St in a city called Orange. Which, I guess is not the same as Orange County. All the more confusing.

Anyway, I'm from Tucson. I hit the AMP's often back home, so I thought I'd sample the fare here while I'm briefly in town. Boy, am I ever glad I did!

I drew Sakura. I'd say late 20's. Everything about her is cute. Her eyes, her voice, the cat ears she wears in her hair, her shoes, everything is just so cute. I think she said she was half Japanese and half Chinese, and I could see both ethnicities in her.

I laid on the massage table. Before I knew it, she was disrobing, and gave me a massage her being almost as naked as I was. I turned over, and I got an excellent BBBJ. Despite the name of the spa, I didn't get BBFS LOL. I got CFS. This girl can fuck and it felt great! I left feeling very relaxed, satisfied, and most of all special from how wonderful she spoke to me and treated me during our visit.

I'm leaving town tonight, and won't have a chance to see anyone else. I'm glad the one that I did pick while I was in your town was a winner. Thanks, LA, or Orange, or Orange County, Or Tustin Street, or whatever.