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Yesterday 10:55 #1407Senior Member

Posts: 35Asa at Happy
I had a free afternoon today, so I went to Happy and saw Asa there.
Asa greeted me with a warm hug and led me to her room. We quickly handled payments, undressed, grabbed a towel, and took a nice shower together. Asa is around 5'2, very slim but tits are big on her small frame. They are natural and I guess D cups.
After she dried me off, we went back to the room and moved to the table. We lay side by side and started making out before she moved down and gave me a great BBBJ. I slid up and down, controlling the rhythm while she sucked deep and made some sexy gagging sounds. We paused for a moment, she laughed, spun around, and we moved into 69. Her trimmed pussy tasted sweet and no smell. I made her sit on my face and ride it until she came hard.
She climbed off, caught her breath, and said it was my turn. She jumped on top and impaled herself on me. From there we went through CG, ACG, and RCG with great rhythm as she pounded me hard. We then switched to lazy doggy, K9, FDAU, and finally mish. She told me to cum and I blasted a big load in the bag.
We both lay there for a second, tired and sweaty. We still have 20 mins so she gave me a back massage to relax me which felt pretty comfortable.
Time was up, she helped me put on clothes and said our goodbyes. She handed me a bottle of water as I left, feeling like a very happy man.
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Yesterday 09:53 #1406Regular Member

Posts: 2Chinese Medical. One More Massage Session
Following up to visit again. Didn't ask for anyone specific, I thought I would have gotten Michelle again. But this time, in coming Nancy. She is 5'2" between auntie and grandma. She has the textbook very mature body. Small A / B cup soft breasts, very light pink nipples, tummy, soft body, and makeup. She would do anything you ask, that is the good thing. The bad thing is that you wouldn't want to ask too much. She gave a passable neck and shoulder rub. After the flip, she rubbed the leg and body from one side of me and fingers were tickling the sensitive area. I was probably too much in reserve and got a very hard rod from the light touches. She offered everything possible on the menu. She pulled off her tops and showed a pair of tits that was more fitting for a very young woman; her mid section was typically granny that is round and soft. DT, BBBJ were all I wanted from her. She was mechanical for sure; but also lacking of passion. I just wanted her to edge me for as long as I could. Turned out, I actually didn't finish with her. It was completely fine and my choice. 60 min session lasted again 45 min. 0. 6 HF + very moderate tips for a C-grade massage and edging session.
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04-14-26 14:10 #1405Regular Member

Posts: 2Chinese Medical. OK Massage Session
Texted and set up an appointment mid-afternoon. I had no expectation just knew that they are all very mature providers. I actually wanted a good massage to loosen my stiff neck and shoulders. Probably the wrong place for that purpose. I knew there were plenty of items on the menu that was longer than Cheesecake Factory. I laid down and incoming Michelle (I only knew her name after the session). She was a bit surprised that I didn't peel off her clothes or had her DT immediately. She actually gave a true and honest B+ massage focusing on the knots on my neck and shoulders using hands and elbows. She motioned a few times if I needed anything. Didn't order any extra on the menu but we chatted. I had a 60 min session that lasted maybe 45 min. Going back soon and maybe I'll try some of her famous menu items. Or I should try other providers there too? I prefer more mature (50+) and like to have some rapport. Maybe just me?
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04-08-26 21:00 #1404Senior Member

Posts: 134Kings massage
Surprised nothing here about newer kings massage on walnut. Big place, looks like parking in back and definitely open late. On the list to try, anyone been there?
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04-07-26 22:07 #1403Senior Member

Posts: 235The wrong kind of details
Yep. For clarity, you mean the long, "next, this happened", play by play type.
Originally Posted by Aaabbbccc123
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Way too often actual, objective details that describe the particular provider reviewed-- face, and especially unique body features, are sorely lacking.
Do you suck nipples and daty? Great, then I want to know if provider A has large suckable erasers, or if provider B has an innie or an outie pussy.
Not just if she has "big tits" and "is hot", or "shaven below. " -there are literally hundreds around that fit this "description".
We're not 19 year olds who've never been laid, many of us care about sampling particular body types and features.
So, in this sense many reviews are lacking useful details. Describe the girl.
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04-07-26 19:41 #1402Regular Member

Posts: 38Noted
You're exactly right! I'm learning the details and services that are more important to me, than a shilled over exaggerated review of the penthouse stories.
Originally Posted by Aaabbbccc123
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The only way to know is to go and try it yourself. Then form your opinion on it. It's ironic how these reviews influenced me on going. Now I every time I see a review here, it certainly is not the case anymore. I can see why there's mixed opinions about it.
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04-07-26 19:05 #1401Senior Member

Posts: 42Dear Penthouse
It's the excessive details that are annoying. No one gives a fuck about half of what is written here.
Originally Posted by Cockyazn
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Face: Pretty or slutty? Does she look like any public figures?
Ethnicity.
Age.
Height.
Weight.
Hair length.
Boob size.
Pussy: Bush, trimmed, waxed.
DFK / LFK.
Shower preview.
Multiple positions.
Leg blocking / size issues.
BBJ / CBJ.
CFS / BBFS.
Squirt.
Anal.
Toys.
Is she vocal or eyes closed till she says, "baby, hurry up and cum. ".
If your small, average, or magnum. This is so important for what type of service to expect.
CIM / CIP / CIA.
Time / cost.
How many pops.
Did she mention she's leaving soon.
This is what matters. This is the info we need to share.
We don't care about how many O's she had, how she smiled and couldn't wait to feel your dick inside her. "Curves in all the right places" doesn't mean shit. One mans curvy ass is another man's fat cow that needs to exercise. I'm sure there are a few that enjoy the penthouse stories, but I'd imagine most of just want important details on the best bang for the buck. Yes, treat these women with respect. Be nice and respectful. But don't be fooled. They're mostly faking it all the time. I'm sure there are some that see regulars and genuinely enjoy their company. Sure there may be some real moments, but for the average AMP with a rotating roster, it's mostly performative. Enjoy it for what it is. Keep expectations in check.
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04-07-26 13:55 #1400Senior Member

Posts: 47Sunny Happy Spa
Was in the area yesterday so before back home I went to Happy and met Sunny.
She came into the room looking happy and ready to play. Solid first impression. Quick hf and tips, fast rinse, and we jumped right in.
She started with slow, teasing DFK while her soft hands grazed all over my cock, fingertips lightly cupping and rolling my balls. Guided my hands straight to her ass and tits (nice mm b cups); we grinded just enough to get me rock hard and aching for more.
Had me lie down. She dropped for a nice, wet BBBJ, good suction, no teeth, and took her time. Then she climbed on top, parked her already slick pussy right on my face. I spread her trimmed Bush pussy and licked her clit, she got noticeably wetter and let out some sexy moans.
I was rock hard so I asked for the cover, she smiled and slipped the cover on, and she slid down for CG. Her hip movement is on point: steady, rolling rhythm that hits just right. Couldn't take it for long, flipped her into reverse cowgirl so I could watch her ass bounce. Cheeks clapping hard, her moans getting louder, pussy gripping and pulsing around the shaft with every drop.
Started feeling the edge, so we switched to missionary. She reached down, rubbing her clit fast while pressing her fingers along my shaft on every thrust, extra friction that pushed me over quickly. Told her I was close; she wrapped her legs tighter, pulled me in deep, and egged me on until I popped hard inside the cover.
Quick clean up and our time was almost up. She gave me a quick massage then helped me dress up. She didn't rush me out, stayed engaged the whole time. Decent girl.
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04-06-26 16:45 #1399Regular Member

Posts: 38Leche, I should've listened
Honestly, I should've taken your advice more seriously at the time. I tried it to form my opinion on it, and it didn't live up to the expectations that was built up to be here. I'm not saying I don't recommend Butterfly, but I would suggest proceeding with caution. Now it makes sense why there's a lot of inconsistencies of opinion on this spot.
Originally Posted by Leche
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Leche, since you hold an extensive rank over the other senior members here, I know for sure your word is bond!
Instantcummer, I know you're new to the area because I've been seeing your name on the forums but great places to start is the San Gabriel Valley and Orange County. Find a place that tickles your fancy, try them, report here if you like it or not, then repeat!
Happy mongering, brothers!
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04-06-26 13:55 #1398Senior Member

Posts: 93I vouch for Butterfly
It's a solid, clean, well-managed place. I have never had a sub par experience there. I post about it on a few sites, because I want them to thrive.
Originally Posted by Leche
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04-06-26 12:48 #1397Regular Member

Posts: 14Thanks for clarifying my suspicions!
I checked on RM, and there seems to be a lot of shilled reviews for Butterfly. When a negative review or a more reasonable review shows up, these whiteknighters and gatekeepers pounce on him like hungry pihrhannas.
Originally Posted by Leche
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A Spa back east did the same thing, they call their frequents, get them in on a deal for a lower rate in exchange for a shilled review, and then pump the forums with their names all over it.
I also find it suspicious that some of the new reviews here came are coming from newly created accounts, one after the other, of the same exact provider. I noticed this happening in the San Fernando Valley forums as well. Very coincidental in such a small window of posting too.
My thing is, if the spa is really that good, the services speak for itself. Not the provider. The fact that there's no consistency in names, services, and reputation tells you everything you need to know about them already.
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04-06-26 00:04 #1396Senior Member

Posts: 347You're right.
The Pasadena forum seems to be all about Butterfly and Happy reviews.
And many senior members have expressed doubts about their truthfulness or shared underwhelming experiences at these 2 places.
Originally Posted by Instantcummer
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04-05-26 15:27 #1395Senior Member

Posts: 123Wicked Wendy at Arcadia Med Spa
Got up to Arcadia area and stopped (Las Tunas Dr) by and got pulled in by a very attractive Wendy, exotic look with long hair, a couple of rose tats on hips, what seemed like nice natural boobs (I can't tell) in a nice light blue dress. Started with slow making out which I love (happy when they don't need MW). Really took our time fondiling each other and I was kissing her neck and boobs and then she kissed my neck and really sucked my nipples, it felt really good. She took me between her legs for some fun grunting. She had prelubed a little which meant her ass was inadvertently lubed so massaged and got a finger inside.
Eventually she made it down for BBBJ. I then got on the table as she continued BBBJ and lifted one leg up and she got the hint, one quick wipe and one of the better TUMA, darting tongue with taint and BLS mixed in. She went at it for a while and came up for BBBJ. She started playing with my hole and encouraged her and she was fucking me with her finger, maybe two.
I got her to lie on the table for DATY and she was tasty and was really enjoying it and allowed full FIV (I go slowly just on case). After an O (probably take), went further down and she really enjoyed my TUHA, I was digging on, her hole is so soft and clean. Got a FIV but then she started bucking her waist up and down that I just sticke my tongue out as she grinded her pussy and asshole on my tongue. So hot.
Got up and despite my wet face, still kissed me and thanked me. Cover on and standing mish to start. She was saying she is small and I'm big which added to the fantasy (I fit fine but went slow as if it would be too big for her). Lot of slapping and DFK and sucking those boobs. She took my fingers in her mouth which is always hot, especially where they had been (I appreciate she is as clean as I am). Got her on table for mish and more DFK.
Got her in K9 and got my index then thumb in her ass as I pounded away. No anal or toy which is a shame, her ass was built for it. She was moaning anot and fell down a little so my fingers came out and then asked for CIM.
She was shaky and panting and did BBBJ. I got on the table for crazy position of me with FIV and FIA and DFK while she was BHJ and at least 2 FUMA. When I was ready, bahe BBBJ and I think tried to stick 3 fingers in which felt incredible as I exploded. After all that, she refused to kiss me (she was smiling) and spit and she it was a lot. Then she kissed me DFK.
Wow. We were both sweaty and out of breath. She claimed she peaked 4 times but was just happy she continues to kiss me after our time was up. Great service. I offered to massage her and she seemed surprised, thinking I wanted a massage. Gave her a 15 minute naked massage (I was really concentrating on her muscles so junior did bit wake back up). A few waters (where she drank the first sip and then kissed me to squirt the water for me to swallow, crazy!) and more kisses.
Met Japanese Angela who looked great but seemed shy (no hug or kiss). Tempting.
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04-05-26 14:55 #1394Regular Member

Posts: 14Would the Senior Members speak for these?
Hey guys, I've been browsing around all of Los Angeles County, and I've been seeing a lot of frequent spot coming up here. Some I'm a little bit skeptical considering that they are coming from Regular members, so I'm not sure if the reports below is something I can go fo on.
Can any Senior vouch for these?
Thank you, again.
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04-05-26 10:22 #1393Regular Member

Posts: 15Joy Butterfly
I saw Joy at Butterfly Spa last night for 45 minutes.
I waited about 5 minutes, then a nice-looking girl came in. She looked to be in her mid-20's. She was wearing heels, so her height might have been a bit off. She was probably around 5'3". She had a wonderful slim figure with big tits. I took care of the fee and she went out to get her supplies.
She gave me a nice rinse and rubbed my back thoroughly to make sure I was squeaky clean. Joy had the kind of body I like, voluptuous but not bony thin with bolt-ons. Her rack seemed completely natural as I gave it a thorough inspection from all angles.
She asked me to lay down on the table and gave me an excellent BBBJ that lasted several minutes with great eye contact. She asked if I wanted 69 and I agreed without hesitation. Her kitty was clean shaved, very vocal, and got really wet. She put the cover on with no lube. We did DFK before entry. She slowly eased herself onto my jr and I could feel her warmth. It reminded me of younger girls. Because it was a thin. 001 cover I brought, the feeling was very close to BBFS. No complaints!
We continued with more DFK while she rode me in CG. The view of her D's was fantastic. I probably could have finished there, but I wanted to try mish and doggy. We swapped positions and both really got into it. She let out some nice moans, and not long after I delivered a cup in the bag.
After cleaning up, she gave me a head massage. Her English was so-so. She told me she was a mixed girl, Chinese and Vietnamese. Overall, she was pretty with a good attitude.
I enjoyed her quite a bit and may see her again if I have time.








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