Strip Club Reports

[CaseyX]

A few notes from recent trips to Synn. There seem to be a lot of new dancers at Synn, including a bunch of young and slim types that I find attractive. Attractive doesn't necessarily mean good lap dances though.

I think Houston is really hot. White blonde with a natural slim figure. But when I got a 3 for 40 she didn't take anything off and her dance was pretty boring with light contact.

Starla looks like she's fresh out of high school and is very cute, even with a resting * face (her words) but again it was a bikini dance with only light contact as she started into space. Easy to say no to her "want to go to VIP?" at the end.

Valerie is a taller, slim brunette who reminds me of her friend Lyana (they did a two girl stage show together). She did expose her tits in our 3 for 40 but immediately hit me with a "you're going to tip if you're touching" line as soon as I touched a tit. That kind of attitude immediately makes me lose interest and I was tempted to just cut the thing short.

Val is a little thicker than what I normally go for but she carries it well. Her pics made me think that she was enhanced but they seemed very natural to me. Good lap dance with plenty of two way contact. Didn't take her to the back but I'll consider it.

Iris is a newer dancer who did not disappoint. She's got a nice slim body, a great smile and was pleasant to talk to so it was easy to take her to the back for a Thursday special. After a few minutes of a nice grind she offered the menu, asking 400 for FS and we eventually agreed to 350. She delivered nicely.

Cookie delivered a tit fuck with her perky rack and a nice CBJ for 200. She wanted twice that to fuck and I was tempted but that night I just wanted her mouth.

[CaseyX]

It's always nice when a girl opens up her menu.

I've danced with Savannah a couple times in the past and enjoyed her lappers. But when it came to VIP she was only willing to do handjobs and wanted what I considered to be blowjob prices for it. Last week though she sat on my lap and immediately started telling me how horny she was while getting handsy and within a minute she was offering me FS for 300. I didn't have to think very long since I'd been hoping that she'd start doing the nasty. Did a curtain VIP and what followed was a very nice session. An extended CBJ with eye contact followed by multiple positions. I suppose I should have tried to negotiate her down a little from her initial offer but 300 seems to be pretty standard price lately and I was a little caught by surprise.

[Boboloo]

PSG is scanning IDs now. The doorman using a handheld barcode read to scan your driver license. I'm not sure what the doing with the data, but I can't think of any good. I expect this might start happening at other Kim clubs soon.

That happens a lot in LA and has been going on for years. I had this happen the other day at Paradise. If any identify theft happens I know where to start! LOL.

[AttaSquirt]

She looks even more freakish in person to me at least. Face kind of looks a bit downsy. A bit of a bad attitude if you turn her down for a dance. I think I'm basically done with Paradise. It seems like it's 80%+ fat and / or older freaks.

Yeah Paradise has always had the dancers that couldn't make the cut at Synn. However there are some that are able to do double duty at both Synn and Paradise, PAWG Becca being one of them. But most of the dancers at Paradise should have been put out to pasture a long time ago. Then there is Secrets right down the road. Pretty much if a dancer is breathing and has a pulse they are hired on the spot at that dump.

[XBiker]

PSG is scanning IDs now. The doorman using a handheld barcode read to scan your driver license. I'm not sure what the doing with the data, but I can't think of any good. I expect this might start happening at other Kim clubs soon.

[XBiker]

I wouldn't normally want a recession but if it brings Alyssa back. I'd love to get in that again. I haven't found someone who can take it like her and allow it all. Until then I'll stick to Paris, Lola. Aria, Blair, Jayne (she's mia again).

Alyssa and Jayne would be an ideal duo.

I find it kind of funny how fondly Alyssa remembered. I remember how much hate she got for starting the squad. For her attempts get other dancers to raise prices at SRI and later at Synn.

[LaoneBug]

Your instincts about that throat tattoo are right. Cha Cha was rumored to be a literal street walker back when she went by Sasha at Synn. I would steer clear.

Blair on the other hand is tempting. She didn't give me the green light that she is open for business with me. Either I just don't do it for her or she sized me up as a cheapskate.

ChaCha worked in Synn couple years ago. She was no extra girl so I would be surprised if she was street walker.

Met she in SRCOI last year and said she won't offer anything below 300 in VIP.

I assumed she was talking about HJ so I passed.

If I can have FS with her for 300, I definitely will go since her looks is 9-10 to me.

[LaoneBug]

I wouldn't normally want a recession but if it brings Alyssa back. I'd love to get in that again. I haven't found someone who can take it like her and allow it all. Until then I'll stick to Paris, Lola. Aria, Blair, Jayne (she's mia again).

Alyssa and Jayne would be an ideal duo.

Paris and Lola are fun. Always good time.
Aria is hot but too business like and too many restrictions for me. Cannot touch her bottom and no kiss.
Not sure about Blair and never tried Jayne since her looks cannot compare to other 4.

Il think the hottest girl is Suki in old GPS group.
I was glad I went VIP with her and explored all her menu before she retired.

I still saw Andrea works in the club even she's not on the rollcall.
Tried her before Covid but she made her tits too big after.

I heard someone asked about Muneca. Just had LD with her and she's hot.
Told me she doesn't offer any extra in the VIP couple times.

I heard someone talks about good thing of Sweetie.
She's cute but gained some weights recently. I don't think she worth premium price now.

[BoneRanger22]

I wouldn't normally want a recession but if it brings Alyssa back. I'd love to get in that again. I haven't found someone who can take it like her and allow it all. Until then I'll stick to Paris, Lola. Aria, Blair, Jayne (she's mia again).

Alyssa and Jayne would be an ideal duo.

Cute. With Roxy, it's normally because of a whale. She does it a few times. Now, if she does it frequently, that's another story.

That's said, a big recession indicator would be the crew coming back.

[StrawHat888]

I was at Synn 4/3 I had Jackie in the VIP I think that was her name but didn't see her on the roll call, big tits and bbl I think she's Hispanic. Anyone know if Jackie is her name?

You should ask Jackie what her name is. She should hopefully know.

[Golzen2727]

Snake tatt on tummy. If that's the one, yes she was at Synn 4-8-2026, not sure if she's down to Play in the VIP, , maybe someone can give you some intel- all's I know she has a beautiful body.

I was at Synn 4/3 I had Jackie in the VIP I think that was her name but didn't see her on the roll call, big tits and bbl I think she's Hispanic. Anyone know if Jackie is her name?

[Fruit Cake]

Does anyone know if Naomi on the current roll call this Wednesday 7/23/25 is the same Naomi from two years ago? Naomi from two years ago had tats and was half Korean / African American and was dtf?

Snake tatt on tummy. If that's the one, yes she was at Synn 4-8-2026, not sure if she's down to Play in the VIP, , maybe someone can give you some intel- all's I know she has a beautiful body.

[Rick James B]

Cute. With Roxy, it's normally because of a whale. She does it a few times. Now, if she does it frequently, that's another story.

That's said, a big recession indicator would be the crew coming back.

Recession indicator: Roxy coming in early often these days 😂.

Banking extra for her exit strategy?

[Roland2418]

She looks even more freakish in person to me at least. Face kind of looks a bit downsy. A bit of a bad attitude if you turn her down for a dance. I think I'm basically done with Paradise. It seems like it's 80%+ fat and / or older freaks.

Was curious if anyone has the goods on Alondra in the VIP? Never seen her in person, only pics on the roll call. Looks like her plastic surgeon was all liquored up when he went to work on her. Appears he injected Alondra with hefty amounts of thick Venuelazian crude. If she is worth half a fuck in the VIP, I will have a go with her just for novelty purposes.

[Roland2418]

Recession indicator: Roxy coming in early often these days 😂.

Banking extra for her exit strategy?