Escort Reports

**BubbleBobble** · 04-12-26 22:55

The highlight of this post is the title, it's downhill from here.

I haven't had a "proper date / dream" for the year. A few onesy- twosy here and there nothing to write home about, nothing good or bad, just mid.

It's been a few weeks and I was craving something a bit higher quality (or at least more appealing), so I hit up ATM to start with. Aya looks incredible (https://www.asiantopmodel.com/aya) frame of an Asian with a Latina booty and BB? Sign me up. Asked for an appointment, booker asks for "name, age, race, and two references" yeah I got those sure. About 30 minutes goes by, I reach out again, 'hey is everything alright?' They answer "Now give me your linkedin, selfie, and work I'd". I thought the point of references is to skip the PII. I send over a photo of my work I'd as it's very. "non-doxxing". I know some people have had issues with ATM booking in the past, and I'm not saying that it's me getting stiffed by another agency because I may or may not be or look of a certain background, but after sending my work I'd I got crickets, asked again 10 minutes later, and then another 20 minutes later, no response.

So I move on to something else;.

I reach out to another LCS (no not anjoy give me some credit), has a handful of early 20-somethings usually in Falls Church or Alex, I saw this one: https://skipthegames.com/posts/north...l/860906540374 who (23 not 19) fit the flauta category that I'm fond of. Photos are mostly accurate (slightly filtered) $ $. 5 and $$ for donations. It's been a while and I enjoyed the last girl I saw (ending in 1607) so I opt in for the hour. Spotty coms but once I say I'm on the way they get better. Get there and get the room right away, open the door and it's her. Hand over the donation. Dreams starts with some skillful CBJ and a lot of spit. If BBJ was an option I would have gone for it. An issue with these ladies is they keep as much clothing on as possible. She had a plaid skirt and a bra on the entire time. It doesn't always take away from the experience but this time it did. Switch to cg for a bit, I try to pick up the pace and she slows me down. After a few minutes pop in the bag. She hands me a few wipes and a paper towel to clean off. She says "it's hot" and adjusts the a / c. I lay back down and go to type on translate, she slaps on another hat and goes back to CBJ. No breaks between rounds and for the few minutes of CBJ I was actually okay with it. I normally need about 10-15 minutes to "reload" but if she wanted to do continue I was going to let her. We tried k9, prone, and cg again. She gave up after 3 minutes and handed me wipes to clean myself up. At this point it's been just over 15 minutes total and I'm confused, she's staring at me waiting for me to get dressed and leave. I try to type something on my phone or ask if there's a problem and she just says no and keeps staring at me for me to get dressed and go.

So after an overpriced $$ for 16 minutes I get dressed and go, I let the booker know what happened hoping for. Anything. All I really get is a "She said the room was hot, and was feeling stressed. It's been a slow day. Sorry. ".

In a perfect world I get my extra $ back and schedule a 2nd dream the following day for part 2, in this world I'm out $ and get to share my bad experiences with you wonderful peeps so hopefully you don't have the same thing happen.

I guess in terms of agencies I'll stick with ABFY or AB99 when there's something I'm more interested in available.

(If Lina or Sia at ABFY offered BB I'd be there in a heartbeat).

Told the LCS guy after 8 dates I'm probably not coming back, I don't think he cares. Ah well.

Stay safe and YMMV as always, hopefully next time I have a better report.

Bb.

**ArtistOfWar1** · 04-11-26 18:21

Originally Posted by MrEnding [View Original Post]

I absolutely miss the value of the west coast providers. Take a look below. You won't find any one of value here. Probably have to drop $$ for this service LOL. Let me know if anyone got any gems like her here but I highly doubt it. GPS is crazy here.

https://40up.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/california/bakersfield/205406143

I mean, it's Bakersfield.

**BobJob9125** · 04-11-26 18:16

Originally Posted by MrEnding [View Original Post]

I absolutely miss the value of the west coast providers. Take a look below. You won't find any one of value here. Probably have to drop $$ for this service LOL. Let me know if anyone got any gems like her here but I highly doubt it. GPS is crazy here.

https://40up.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/california/bakersfield/205406143

Unfortunately GPS is huge here, but it's due to lack of options and guys willing to pay top dollar for a terrible experience. I'm seeing gals less because of this. Also Bakersfield is kinda far.

**MrEnding** · 04-11-26 07:46

I absolutely miss the value of the west coast providers. Take a look below. You won't find any one of value here. Probably have to drop $$ for this service LOL. Let me know if anyone got any gems like her here but I highly doubt it. GPS is crazy here.

https://40up.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/california/bakersfield/205406143

**RedRocks1968** · 04-10-26 12:17

I'm not saying she is a scammer but this is much like an ad I got scammed on. Positive vibes suggestions she needs a ride. What happened to me (in another state) she talked about needing money for a ride then suggested I meet her somewhere to save me money on her ride share. I did. Met at a gas station. She did LE check by having me grab her breast, get the excitement going. Then she asked for the money, since we are now in my car I did. Talked for a.

Minute and she was asking me about staying all night with me and this and that. She seemed super nice and very cool. . Said she needed a water or something and did I need anything. I didn't. I asked her to leave the money with me while she goes in and she was soooo sweet and kind but not trying hard at all. She was good and she said "honey, my word is my bond, I'll be right back". She wasn't. By the time I went in looking for her she was long gone and of course she picked a larger gas station with side doors like a Sheetz. Don't be me. She was not an apparent drug user and gave off zero vibes of being dodgy in any way. But she was. Don't be me. I will NEVER do money upfront like that again and never ever give a deposit. Even reviewed providers have taken deposits and then cancelled or ghosted. Unless someone I know says she's legit never again on the deposit. Be safe and be smart.

Originally Posted by RoadHopper44 [View Original Post]

Hey fellow mongers has anyone seen her before? She looks like a great time any thoughts?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/fairf...c/172380369146

**RoadHopper44** · 04-10-26 01:32

Originally Posted by ReservedBy [View Original Post]

Not a great sign when one of the pictures says 2020. I wonder if all the pics are pre-covid, she could be 30 pounds larger and who knows what damage time has done in the half decade plus since.

Very very great point thanks man.

**Metloaf** · 04-09-26 20:29

She been back about a week now. Seems to be smaller every return trip around the waist and not placing it in the ass area. Some covered services but head game step up a little.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...308/7039407434

**DatDude1206** · 04-09-26 19:47

Originally Posted by LuvTwoSki [View Original Post]

Thought I would share one of my recent GPS encounters. I remember Lexi being in Woodbridge Dumfries at some of the rundown hotels. There were a few reviews on the board. I can recall that were YMMV. Petite little spinners have always caught my eye. Never got the chance to dance with Lexi. When I reached out to her earlier this week, she indicated she only does Car Dates/OutCall.

Gentlemen, I got news for you. Car dates are what street walkers do. Can you see her rates in the text message?

Somehow the mongers in northern Virginia have screwed up the donation rate. This is another case of GPS.

https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/districtofcolumbia/northernvirginia/205289037#

Exactly! Who's paying these outlandish donations for car play? SMH.

**LuvTwoSki** · 04-09-26 19:01

Thought I would share one of my recent GPS encounters. I remember Lexi being in Woodbridge Dumfries at some of the rundown hotels. There were a few reviews on the board. I can recall that were YMMV. Petite little spinners have always caught my eye. Never got the chance to dance with Lexi. When I reached out to her earlier this week, she indicated she only does Car Dates/OutCall.

Gentlemen, I got news for you. Car dates are what street walkers do. Can you see her rates in the text message?

Somehow the mongers in northern Virginia have screwed up the donation rate. This is another case of GPS.

https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/districtofcolumbia/northernvirginia/205289037#

**MavDog2** · 04-09-26 17:21

I'll second the Emma recommendation.

Altogether a good time. Gets right to festivities from the door, lots of DFK. Body is very much like the photos. Big rack, and great ass (yes, the meme applies).

She is a bit older than the pictures. I would say high end of 30's, but still pretty. Hair might've been more curly / wavy than straight.

That said, she's also cuter and imo even more petite / fun sized than the pictures show.

Had a lot of fun, went through 4 positions in total.

I'm still amazed I didn't bust quick in RCG LOL. Needed some jedi mind tricks for that.

To your question, good starting BBBJ, but otherwise was covered for the festivities. I never asked about an upgrade though.

I will add. The parking situation isn't ideal ($15 for gated open area and garage). Newbie mistake imo. I'm sure I could've found a free option, maybe if I had driven around.

If I do visit again, I'd prefer to reduce that to $0 for parking. I need to see if there's somewhere closeby that's walkable. Last time I was here, that Korean Tofu shop was still open, but I notice that's permanently closed now LOL.

**GhorMail** · 04-09-26 15:40

Originally Posted by Navajo101 [View Original Post]

Emma is a great time. https://www.tysongirls.ch/emma/.

Do they do bare or are they covered? Too spoiled by the East Asian Agencies.

**ReservedBy** · 04-09-26 11:39

Originally Posted by RoadHopper44 [View Original Post]

Hey fellow mongers has anyone seen her before? She looks like a great time any thoughts?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/fairf...c/172380369146

Not a great sign when one of the pictures says 2020. I wonder if all the pics are pre-covid, she could be 30 pounds larger and who knows what damage time has done in the half decade plus since.

**RoadHopper44** · 04-09-26 02:27

Hey fellow mongers has anyone seen her before? She looks like a great time any thoughts?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/fairf...c/172380369146

**JackGolfer53** · 04-08-26 09:49

I just heard from her she is back in the area.

**BarbarJinks** · 04-07-26 18:14

I think I wrote before how Kelly stood me up. Booked a time, had the address, on the way and 5 minutes out she says she's not available for 3 more hours.

Since then, every time I text to see if she's available, she asks me to call her. One, her English is not great so I'm highly doubtful this conversation is going to yield the needed info, ESPECIALLY if it involves the address of her current location. Two, it almost always results in phone tag (and these girls have a knack for calling at a time when it's, uh, uncomfortable to be talking with someone in her line of work). Anyway, the last two times I've tried to meet, it's been phone tag and blue balls.

She used to be very good on comms and reliable. Anyone have any intel? Have I been "soft" blacklisted?

Link for reference: https://fortunecookies.com.listcrawl...inia/205188611.