Massage Parlor Reports

[Calorie]

I have been pimping for 125* westwood for awhile.

It is walking distance from the bristol farms and sprouts I work at. It is hilarious that westwood, which was once home to something like 15 movie theaters, has a literal fuck house at the corner of wilshire and westwood, which is basically one of the top 10 intersections in l. A.

Anyhow, this place has gone through more name changes than laker excuses for bronny not being in charge of washing jack straps.

It has a large front area with lots of magazines and the climate control here is horrible. If it is hot, prepare for balls to sweat. There are I think 3-4 examining rooms. The place always smells like ass or Chinese take out from the 99 ranch market. The rooms are horribly small. The manasan is kiki who looks dreadful.

I have a deal with her, she tells me when there is fresh meat and I go in and fuck same.

So it was Wednesday and the new girl was fiona. I went in around noon. Having begged the head of the fish counter for an hour off.

Fiona has a jacked face, and has that smell that is a combo of cheap cigs and even cheaper perfume purchased in rowland heights.

She has an insanely hard body. Her ass is made of some kind of polymer. Her legs are made of solid steel she started soft on my back and did some ball poking. On the flip she said that she make good time and let me know she is going to fuk me. I said I just wanted head. She would have none of it. We were going to pound town and she was not taking money upfront.

All the time, kiki, the hag mamasan, is in the next room talking to some mystery meat fucko. They were really carrying on.

Fiona was not great at head and the fucking was her mainly gripping the literal nut out of my cock with kegel flexes. It was pretty intense. In doggie it felt like you could shove some strawberries, yogurt, banana and some vanilla flavor, she could use her hoo ha to make a smoothie. The motion did not let me get in my hard doggie but I tried. I got lightheaded and almost had a heart attack, so I slowed down and then pulled out for some oral finish.

It was not easy to nut and I thought maybe I was queer. I finally did and on the way out saw that the fucko next door bought poke for kiki. I have the receipts in case anyone wants.

Also fiona was not happy with the 160 I gave her.

[Jbjb1983]

Text a number off bedpage and this place is off Venice and Robertson. Parking looks horrible only 2 spots in front. Grace and lucky were the girls available that day I texted. Haven't seen before so I think it's new. Will check it out later. There's a review on TER for lucky.

https://www.calmmeander.com/index.html

[YodaForceBang]

Decided to check this place out while out and about for the weekend. After walking in I was greeted by Jessie. She is pretty good looking with D size tits. Build is average but got good curves. Very energetic and willing to please. After getting to the room I gave her the house fee and donation. She kissed me on the cheek which then I went for the mouth and we did some dfk. She told me to get undressed and when she came back we went through the massage. The massage it self was pretty good but its just a tease. She did some b2 b then on the flip I got to suck on them titties. Started teasing the junior before sucking on them. She gobbled up the junior and balls very nicely. Finally wrapped me up and got on top. Was nice holding those tits and sucking on them as she bounced up and down. Finished with me pounding her from behind. Nice watching that ass jiggle. Got my nut and got cleaned. Did some dfk and hugging before I jetted.

[Calorie]

Just to test my shlong and ass hole, I decided to do a back to back at wharf:

Saturday. Sarah is back or may have been back awhile. She is a willowy asian gal age prolly 31-45. She has a great set of cans and is slim and dresses fashionably. If the tits are fake, I do not believe it. In the past she has let me go fish counter madness over them. On this visit, the first time I had seen her in over a year, she was much more guarded. She did not bother with a massage really and just worked my balls and shit pipe into a fucken mess with me flat on my back. After about 25 min, I turned over and she played with my power point for about 30 minutes. She only "took off" to show her tits when she was in the seated facing me position. I busted a short load having done an FS blast on some nubian tits the night before.

Sunday. Lucy is here. Also slim and tall but with no boobs. She did a 10 minute massage and then did a reiki nuru kundalini mozart on my ass and gooch. I turned over and were like two special olympiads with me feeling her ass and trying to get her going and she just breathing heavy and necking me. She did 25 minutes of solid dick work and got her face close to my penor. Another weak load due to low ammo.

160 total each out the door.

And of course on Sunday some fooker comes in and is all. Is there a rear entrance? And they said, yes, and he said where, and they said it is in the back and he said ok. Einstein levels of learning by inference there buddy.

[YungRaggerJ]

I drive by this place on my way to work and finally decided to check it out. I walked in and was greeted by an older woman in her 40's. She wasn't the most attractive, but I went with it. She led me to the last room on the left.

I told her I only wanted 30 minutes and handed her the donation. After I undressed, another girl peeked in to say hi she looked to be in her late 30's and carried a bit more weight.

Kiki came in shortly after. She gave me a quick cleanup, undressed, and started with some LFK before moving down for a BBBJ. It wasn't the best BJ I've had, but she was definitely doing it correctly. She attempted BLS, which wasn't great, so I told her to focus on the main event.

After a few minutes, I gave her the tap. She had a full Bush, but I wasn't too bothered. She slapped the hat on and we started in missionary. The fit felt good, though her mouth actually felt better. She let out some fake moans as I gave her a few strokes.

I told her I wanted CIM. She agreed, so I pulled out, removed the hat, and laid back. She climbed on top and continued sucking until I finished in her mouth. She kept going for a few seconds afterward, then got up, rinsed in the restroom, and came back with a hot towel to clean me up.

Overall, the service was decent. The girls weren't the best looking, but they got the job done. That said, for two units you can definitely find better-looking girls. Don't fall for the reviews claiming the girls here are young or pretty that's not what you'll find.

Total cost 2 units.

[BlackBeltKen]

Lately I've been enamored with large, long nipples to suckle and have been searching for females that have them.

Who has seen any MP girls who have bigger, larger than normal pencil eraser nipples?

Thanks for any info provided.

[BlackBeltKen]

I bookmarked this place based on this review. Finally went. My service provider gave a great massage and nothing else. Waste of time.

Damn that sucks, thanks for TOFTT.

[Fat Jerk76]

I've been gatekeeping this massage place for years but since I live far now, I am sharing. I used to go here almost twice a week and I want them to stay busy as I still come and visit once a month.

It's next to Pho Saigon on and Spring St. All providers are young-ish. Maybe late 20's to mid 30's. Maybe only 1 or 2 over 40. This place gives great massage and good topless HJ with suckles on the tits if you tip well. No more than that, although it's always YMMV. I never got any CFS from this place. But finding a good massage alone is already rare these days, pair with with topless HJ from a young pretty girl. Try all the girls then find your fave and be their regular. Hour House is 60, tipping is always negotiable but don't be cheap. Be nice to all of them please. Been going here since covid times. Enjoy!

I bookmarked this place based on this review. Finally went. My service provider gave a great massage and nothing else. Waste of time.

[Speedygoz]

Nice piece of ass over here. Her name was Yummi that's exactly what she was. Great Hottie with all round curves nice and hot titties. The massager pretty damn good I have to say it wasn't expecting it but she really gave a good firm rub. On the flip standard donation above average BJ even with the cover she loves sucking on my nuts. I love her eye contact and she even met me hold her head down for a little face pounding with my cock. She rode me for a while and got on top drilled her pretty hard watching those titties bounce. I wanted a piece of the back view so we got off the table. She put one leg up and I pounded her from behind. InLove a girl that gets into it in her dirty talk, had me busting a huge load, pretty fast. Overall drop my DNA dropped a $150 but left happy.

[Ghedo Kramer]

Guys after seeing Fia the other day, I decided to go back so I could give Blue a try and I always like fucking Linda's big bubble ass because it's rare to see an Asian with a backside like that. Anyway, holy hell! I started off with one and ended up having all three of them, and I don't want to give you guys another long drawn out review unless they're entertaining, but I'm just going to give some quick highlights. Any and everything was going on in that room other than raw fucking, Fia took turns eating Blue and Linda, while I was tagging her from behind, Blue and Linda taking turns deep throating me and asking me to tell them which one did better. LOL. I don't know girls keep going I'm having a hard time picking one, just keep going and going. Haha, next thing you know Fia is underneath with my balls in her mouth and I'm about to lose it so I put all of them in the Tiffany position with their head hanging off the bed and I take turn dipping my stick in each one of them. After a few I put blue and Fia in a 69 with blue on top and pounded the hell out of this girl (Linda is behind, licking my ass and balls and whatever she could get her tongue or mouth wrapped around) until she starts getting loud and saying I come! I come! Blue is now popping off and This somehow was a trickle affect to Fia and she starts getting a little excited and then BAM!! Listening to two girls climax at the same time was a first for me and I will never forget that. Well, these two go into recover mode I grab Linda's thick ass and put her in standing doggy with a pillow under her hips for leverage and I grab the sides of that pillows to hold onto and drill her until I'm about to bust and I ripped off the cover and all three girls Got on their knees, and although Linda took the first couple heavy shots, the other two were taking their turns waving my wand their way to try to get a little bit but Blue takes it at the end and starts deep throating him until there was nothing left. FUCK!! I'm spent!! I'll spare you the time we spent chatting and shower and clean up and all of that craziness.

There's more to this story, but I didn't want it to get too lengthy but what an incredible time at Golden moon today.

I have seen each of the girls multiple times and you cannot go wrong with any of them. I plan to see them again when I come back to the area later this month.

First off is Linda. A sexy Asian MILF with an hour glass figure and Latina booty is my best description of her. Always aims to please. Anal might be on the table. 5'3", C's, long brown hair.

Next is Fia. She is a GND type with a very nice size chest accentuated by her slim figure. 5'4", C's, long dark hair. The previous review is spot on about her.

The last is Blue, who has a special place in my heart. She is 5'5", C's, long dark hair. Her service is always amazing and anal may also be available. While I really like Linda and Fia, what sets her apart from anyone I have ever seen is how kind and sweet she is.

If you are fortunate enough to come in when more than one of them is available, treat yourself to a 4 or even 6 hand. They are the best at creating extraordinary experiences!

[Leche]

I don't understand why we keep seeing these shills for Santa Clarita, it's so far it should have its own forum.

Jeez, Santa Clarita? Crazy. Unless you're coming from north SFV, its a libido-killing drive on the 405 or 5. Hundreds of good places in LA proper and nearby.

Thankfully, I read elsewhere that TA has reopened.

[Need H20]

Decided to check this place out. Walked in and was greeted by Nana. Gave her the house fee and she led me to the back room. We talked and flirted a bit. Apparently place is new and she is new to the store. But I don't think she is new to the area. She looked to be mid 20's and pretty short in height. Got decent curves and she's average in build. Long straight hair with D size tits. I got cleaned off and she started with the massage. She did a decent job and actually did a few massage techniques. On the flip she started teasing me by kissing my nips and working on the junior. I helped put out her tits and started sucking on them. She then got on the side of the table and she sucked hard and really worked on that BBBJ. Busted my nut on her and she cleaned us up. Kissed and hugged before I left.

[Fatonius]

Open at last. By appointment. MMS let me know that the lineup is Sasa and Mimi. Who's going first?

Same location?

[Calorie]

Open at last. By appointment. MMS let me know that the lineup is Sasa and Mimi. Who's going first?

Who is running the joint? And is there a 626 number.

[Vulva Nut]

What proud monger doesn't keep a nipple ruler in his car?

Well, I have those centimeter guides tattooed onto my tongue so its easy.