Strip Club Reports

[Teddydownlow]

Anyone got anything to say about Jada from SRCOI?

She's my type (blonde, big tits, DSLs) but I don't know if her pics are super outdated and she's fat now, or if she's a ROB who is super transactional and always upselling, etc.

I scrolled back to look at what people said about her in the past, but the last times her name came up was a long time ago, and I don't know if those descriptions still apply in modern day.

Some posts mentioned that she also walks Blade, but is there any reason I should care if a girl is a hoe outside the club? I only care if she'll treat me good and won't charge me a lot if I go to see her at the club.

I noticed that you guys seem to almost exclusively discuss Synn and Paradise. Is Spearmint Rhino completely inferior to those two clubs and not even worth discussing?

[Fruit Cake]

Agreed. The quality of the average lap dance at Synn has gone down significantly since I started going in 2018. It's always a disappointment when a hot young thing puts zero effort into it. I do realize that the price of lap dances hasn't budged in that time either, which definitely reduces her incentive to give a good dance outside of VIP. But I'm not going to take her in back if she phones it in during her audition. Maybe there are dancers who give a crap dance in the lap dance area but are really into it in VIP but that seems unlikely. There are still dancers who give a good dances in the lap dance area and some who actually get nude by the second song, which used to be standard. But they're becoming rare.

LAP Dances aren't like they used to be, effortless big time. I think the staff doesn't like selling $40 dances, it's always that VIP DANCE THATS ALWAYS OFFERED, the past it was the opposite.

* IVY GIVES A REALLY GOOD COUCH DANCE, check her out next time, she's very mysterious!

[CaseyX]

As mainly a lap dance consumer, appreciate the info on mutual touch / topless / nude. Because damn is it a shame when one just airdances without taking anything off.

Agreed. The quality of the average lap dance at Synn has gone down significantly since I started going in 2018. It's always a disappointment when a hot young thing puts zero effort into it. I do realize that the price of lap dances hasn't budged in that time either, which definitely reduces her incentive to give a good dance outside of VIP. But I'm not going to take her in back if she phones it in during her audition. Maybe there are dancers who give a crap dance in the lap dance area but are really into it in VIP but that seems unlikely. There are still dancers who give a good dances in the lap dance area and some who actually get nude by the second song, which used to be standard. But they're becoming rare.

[CumDripp]

A few notes from recent trips to Synn. There seem to be a lot of new dancers at Synn, including a bunch of young and slim types that I find attractive. Attractive doesn't necessarily mean good lap dances though.

I think Houston is really hot. White blonde with a natural slim figure. But when I got a 3 for 40 she didn't take anything off and her dance was pretty boring with light contact.

Starla looks like she's fresh out of high school and is very cute, even with a resting * face (her words) but again it was a bikini dance with only light contact as she started into space. Easy to say no to her "want to go to VIP?" at the end.

Valerie is a taller, slim brunette who reminds me of her friend Lyana (they did a two girl stage show together). She did expose her tits in our 3 for 40 but immediately hit me with a "you're going to tip if you're touching" line as soon as I touched a tit. That kind of attitude immediately makes me lose interest and I was tempted to just cut the thing short.

Val is a little thicker than what I normally go for but she carries it well. Her pics made me think that she was enhanced but they seemed very natural to me. Good lap dance with plenty of two way contact. Didn't take her to the back but I'll consider it.

Iris is a newer dancer who did not disappoint. She's got a nice slim body, a great smile and was pleasant to talk to so it was easy to take her to the back for a Thursday special. After a few minutes of a nice grind she offered the menu, asking 400 for FS and we eventually agreed to 350. She delivered nicely.

Cookie delivered a tit fuck with her perky rack and a nice CBJ for 200. She wanted twice that to fuck and I was tempted but that night I just wanted her mouth.

As mainly a lap dance consumer, appreciate the info on mutual touch / topless / nude. Because damn is it a shame when one just airdances without taking anything off.

[Rick James B]

The name Baby. It'll be hard for anyone to live up to the legend.

[CaseyX]

A few notes from recent trips to Synn. There seem to be a lot of new dancers at Synn, including a bunch of young and slim types that I find attractive. Attractive doesn't necessarily mean good lap dances though.

I think Houston is really hot. White blonde with a natural slim figure. But when I got a 3 for 40 she didn't take anything off and her dance was pretty boring with light contact.

Starla looks like she's fresh out of high school and is very cute, even with a resting * face (her words) but again it was a bikini dance with only light contact as she started into space. Easy to say no to her "want to go to VIP?" at the end.

Valerie is a taller, slim brunette who reminds me of her friend Lyana (they did a two girl stage show together). She did expose her tits in our 3 for 40 but immediately hit me with a "you're going to tip if you're touching" line as soon as I touched a tit. That kind of attitude immediately makes me lose interest and I was tempted to just cut the thing short.

Val is a little thicker than what I normally go for but she carries it well. Her pics made me think that she was enhanced but they seemed very natural to me. Good lap dance with plenty of two way contact. Didn't take her to the back but I'll consider it.

Iris is a newer dancer who did not disappoint. She's got a nice slim body, a great smile and was pleasant to talk to so it was easy to take her to the back for a Thursday special. After a few minutes of a nice grind she offered the menu, asking 400 for FS and we eventually agreed to 350. She delivered nicely.

Cookie delivered a tit fuck with her perky rack and a nice CBJ for 200. She wanted twice that to fuck and I was tempted but that night I just wanted her mouth.

[CaseyX]

It's always nice when a girl opens up her menu.

I've danced with Savannah a couple times in the past and enjoyed her lappers. But when it came to VIP she was only willing to do handjobs and wanted what I considered to be blowjob prices for it. Last week though she sat on my lap and immediately started telling me how horny she was while getting handsy and within a minute she was offering me FS for 300. I didn't have to think very long since I'd been hoping that she'd start doing the nasty. Did a curtain VIP and what followed was a very nice session. An extended CBJ with eye contact followed by multiple positions. I suppose I should have tried to negotiate her down a little from her initial offer but 300 seems to be pretty standard price lately and I was a little caught by surprise.

[Boboloo]

PSG is scanning IDs now. The doorman using a handheld barcode read to scan your driver license. I'm not sure what the doing with the data, but I can't think of any good. I expect this might start happening at other Kim clubs soon.

That happens a lot in LA and has been going on for years. I had this happen the other day at Paradise. If any identify theft happens I know where to start! LOL.

[AttaSquirt]

She looks even more freakish in person to me at least. Face kind of looks a bit downsy. A bit of a bad attitude if you turn her down for a dance. I think I'm basically done with Paradise. It seems like it's 80%+ fat and / or older freaks.

Yeah Paradise has always had the dancers that couldn't make the cut at Synn. However there are some that are able to do double duty at both Synn and Paradise, PAWG Becca being one of them. But most of the dancers at Paradise should have been put out to pasture a long time ago. Then there is Secrets right down the road. Pretty much if a dancer is breathing and has a pulse they are hired on the spot at that dump.

[XBiker]

PSG is scanning IDs now. The doorman using a handheld barcode read to scan your driver license. I'm not sure what the doing with the data, but I can't think of any good. I expect this might start happening at other Kim clubs soon.

[XBiker]

I wouldn't normally want a recession but if it brings Alyssa back. I'd love to get in that again. I haven't found someone who can take it like her and allow it all. Until then I'll stick to Paris, Lola. Aria, Blair, Jayne (she's mia again).

Alyssa and Jayne would be an ideal duo.

I find it kind of funny how fondly Alyssa remembered. I remember how much hate she got for starting the squad. For her attempts get other dancers to raise prices at SRI and later at Synn.

[LaoneBug]

Your instincts about that throat tattoo are right. Cha Cha was rumored to be a literal street walker back when she went by Sasha at Synn. I would steer clear.

Blair on the other hand is tempting. She didn't give me the green light that she is open for business with me. Either I just don't do it for her or she sized me up as a cheapskate.

ChaCha worked in Synn couple years ago. She was no extra girl so I would be surprised if she was street walker.

Met she in SRCOI last year and said she won't offer anything below 300 in VIP.

I assumed she was talking about HJ so I passed.

If I can have FS with her for 300, I definitely will go since her looks is 9-10 to me.

[LaoneBug]

I wouldn't normally want a recession but if it brings Alyssa back. I'd love to get in that again. I haven't found someone who can take it like her and allow it all. Until then I'll stick to Paris, Lola. Aria, Blair, Jayne (she's mia again).

Alyssa and Jayne would be an ideal duo.

Paris and Lola are fun. Always good time.
Aria is hot but too business like and too many restrictions for me. Cannot touch her bottom and no kiss.
Not sure about Blair and never tried Jayne since her looks cannot compare to other 4.

Il think the hottest girl is Suki in old GPS group.
I was glad I went VIP with her and explored all her menu before she retired.

I still saw Andrea works in the club even she's not on the rollcall.
Tried her before Covid but she made her tits too big after.

I heard someone asked about Muneca. Just had LD with her and she's hot.
Told me she doesn't offer any extra in the VIP couple times.

I heard someone talks about good thing of Sweetie.
She's cute but gained some weights recently. I don't think she worth premium price now.

[BoneRanger22]

I wouldn't normally want a recession but if it brings Alyssa back. I'd love to get in that again. I haven't found someone who can take it like her and allow it all. Until then I'll stick to Paris, Lola. Aria, Blair, Jayne (she's mia again).

Alyssa and Jayne would be an ideal duo.

Cute. With Roxy, it's normally because of a whale. She does it a few times. Now, if she does it frequently, that's another story.

That's said, a big recession indicator would be the crew coming back.

[StrawHat888]

I was at Synn 4/3 I had Jackie in the VIP I think that was her name but didn't see her on the roll call, big tits and bbl I think she's Hispanic. Anyone know if Jackie is her name?

You should ask Jackie what her name is. She should hopefully know.