Massage Parlor Reports

[JayLake]

Is there some weird fear of the boogeyman for the incredible lack of detail? What am I missing here.

She doesn't remember your name less than hour later when someone else is 6 inches deep in her, so just write a normal review like someone who isn't afraid of women outside of the AMP scene and keep it moving.

I can use some human psychology to try and explain it. There's a couple factors at play, simpology and paranoia. First the simping. Some guys get a strange "I want her to love me and I don't want my queen to see me talking rudely about her. " As if she's going to read this, recognize his handle somehow and then confront him when he tries to see her again. 😂 As if she's going to recognize him from his description of their visit like he's special and the only one "she does that for". 🤣. Reality: She doesn't care, doesn't read this and doesn't remember you and wouldn't care even if she did.

Ok second, paranoia. There's this fantasy they get where the FBI is going to read this forum, reverse double hack his account and find his identity and spend man hours and budget to hunt him down at his house where his wife answers the door and they tell her everything. So he makes sure to veil the words so when he's the guy in the interrogation chair like in the cop shows he watches, he has plausible deniability. Reality: They don't read this and even if they did none of this is useful or useable "evidence" for their James Bond level sting with your name circled in red ink on their white board.

I want to know 3 main things when I read a review. General description, what services were given and how much you paid.

[PhxEngine]

Here's a new review format to summarize what's been said about Mia at Infinity.

I think your concern about the far drive is very fair given the current gas prices, so here's an updated review to help you decide.

Appearance: Soft facial features, long black hair, natural look, very cute. If Dream / Isabella is a 10, Mia is comfortably in the 9+ range. Around 27 years old, 5'5.

Body: Slim build with a standout rear, well-proportioned, natural D cups, leans more natural than enhanced.

Menu Offerings: BBBJ, CFS, DFK, GFE, CIM (standard for Infinity).

Price: 60 house + 160 tip. Tipped an extra 20 at the end due to going above and beyond. Total = 60 + 160 +20 = $240.

Other details: Consistent eye contact, pacing adjusts naturally, chemistry builds quickly.

Verdict: Easy repeat. Low variance, high comfort. Tends to land the same way more often than not.

Only drawback is no specialty upgrades like BBFS or Greek (may matter depending on preference).

Do what you will with that information.

I doubt that I will be able to properly follow this structure but I'll try. I agree with others that it is really helpful and easy to read. So thanks for the inspiration and for responding this way to feedback that might not have been delivered as constructively as it was taken. And for the times that don't work as well for this level of detail please accept a quick overview as a partial substitute.

[CalvinHarris69]

Went by Infinity for some relaxation. Called ahead but they were not busy when I got there late morning. Drew Jia Jia (sp? Pretty girl, nice natural tits, maybe C cup? Did 30 minutes (more than enough for this old guy!) and we started with a table shower. I love the attention you get there, and Jia Jia did not disappoint. She washed and rinsed, then climbed on for some body glide scrubbing. After some more rinsing focusing on my backside, she proceeded to kiss and lick from my neck down to my butt, pausing there as I indicated that I was enjoying that. She had me flip, and after another wash and rinse, she gave a BBBJ preview, then did some P2P slides before we slowed it down and took the action back to the room. Back there it was more BBBJ, then some 69 before I laid her down to more properly go down on her and give her the attention she deserved. After a while, she slipped on the cover, and we started in standing mish. Jia Jia does a nice job of enjoying herself without trying to win an Oscar for best female actress in an AMP. I am enough of a realist to know that of the 5 to 10 people she may see today, I am probably not going to be the one that will make her cum 3 times. But she absolutely never made it seem mechanical, nor over the top. She really sets the right tone the whole way through. Anyway, I asked her if I could finish in her mouth, which she was very happy to oblige, and a short few minutes or seconds later, she was taking it all in, with just a late shot escaping her lips. Clean up, meet Nana as I am finishing getting dressed, and then on my way.

A very, very enjoyable diversion for today, and despite the 45 minute drive from the Southeast Valley, I will definitely repeat, both at Infinity and with Jia Jia.

House fee was. 5 for 30 minutes.

Tip was 1.6.

I also agree that for the people living in the East Valley, Infinity can be a bit of a far drive. Because I am also in this situation. But after reading this report from JayAndy a few weeks ago and seeing he was willing to make the 45 min drive, I was inspired to do the same. Drew Isabella the first time and had a very very good time. She really lived up to all the hype. Her reputation was legendary last month for a reason. It's about 1 hour from where I live to Infinity if you include traffic, so 2 hour round trip. I had such a good time with Isabella that a few days later I made the 2 hour trek again to try out Jiajia and she was also quite excellent, I'm happy to confirm and sign off on JayAndy's review above. Haven't been able to come back to Infinity yet due to my busy schedule this month so far, but I've read some great reviews on Mia and Mango and I'm looking forward to making another trip to Infinity this weekend.

Alternatively for the East Valley mongers looking for a option closer to home, Red 8 is worth checking out. Maggie and Chanel are awesome.

[TimTheExplorer19882]

Aaahhh. This is something that everybody can use, quickly digest and gets to the point. This is a review site, not a creative writing showcase. Though, if someone wanted to add a creative writing showcase catagory to this site, I'm sure some would appreciate it. I mean, the old Penthouse Letters was pretty popular.

Would love to see regular reviewers make a guess on weight if possible. I've found through experience that what many consider slim sometimes is more athletic to almost chubby to me. And what I consider slim / petite seems to border on anorexic to some reviewers. Enough estimations of height / weight can generally be averaged out to give us an idea of what to expect. Thanks for your concise and to the point review.

I appreciate all the feedback on my reviews, good or bad, from you fine folks. I want my reviews to be as informative as possible so guys can make an informed decision with my intel.

Shoutout to Tensleep, Phxengine, and SapnUpuaS for speaking up and pushing the standard forward. That doesn't go unnoticed.

Ask questions about what you'd like to know, and I'll do my best to answer. You guys can rest assured that if I'm writing a review about a girl, I had a good time with her.

I would never recommend someone that I thought wasn't up to par because I don't like to waste other people's time or money. So far, I think I have a pretty good track record because I haven't seen anyone saying they had a bad time with any girls that I've reviewed.

Going forward, I'll be splitting each review in 2 formats:

1. Quick read at the top for guys who want a TLDR (similar to this Mia review).
2. Additional detail and creative layer below for those who enjoy the fuller experience and want to read some erotica (I've had several folks PM me that they really enjoy all the vivid details).

BTW Tensleep. If I had to guess a weight on Mia...I'd put her at maybe 110-120 pounds? I'll admit I'm not great at estimating female weights, but I really don't think anyone would consider her "fat" or anywhere close to that.

Most of the meat on her body is in her tits. And Ass. LOL. You'll see what I mean when you see Mia in person.

[TenSleep]

Here's a new review format to summarize what's been said about Mia at Infinity.

I think your concern about the far drive is very fair given the current gas prices, so here's an updated review to help you decide.

Appearance: Soft facial features, long black hair, natural look, very cute. If Dream / Isabella is a 10, Mia is comfortably in the 9+ range. Around 27 years old, 5'5.

Body: Slim build with a standout rear, well-proportioned, natural D cups, leans more natural than enhanced.

Menu Offerings: BBBJ, CFS, DFK, GFE, CIM (standard for Infinity).

Price: 60 house + 160 tip. Tipped an extra 20 at the end due to going above and beyond. Total = 60 + 160 +20 = $240.

Other details: Consistent eye contact, pacing adjusts naturally, chemistry builds quickly.

Verdict: Easy repeat. Low variance, high comfort. Tends to land the same way more often than not.

Only drawback is no specialty upgrades like BBFS or Greek (may matter depending on preference).

Do what you will with that information.

Aaahhh. This is something that everybody can use, quickly digest and gets to the point. This is a review site, not a creative writing showcase. Though, if someone wanted to add a creative writing showcase catagory to this site, I'm sure some would appreciate it. I mean, the old Penthouse Letters was pretty popular.

Would love to see regular reviewers make a guess on weight if possible. I've found through experience that what many consider slim sometimes is more athletic to almost chubby to me. And what I consider slim / petite seems to border on anorexic to some reviewers. Enough estimations of height / weight can generally be averaged out to give us an idea of what to expect. Thanks for your concise and to the point review.

[Ahronnico]

How's everyone doing, just moved in from Orange County last month and now that I'm settled in, I got a bit of cash to spend. I live in North Phoenix, hoping you guys can point me in the right direction for some local talent.

[TimTheExplorer19882]

Here's a new review format to summarize what's been said about Mia at Infinity.

I think your concern about the far drive is very fair given the current gas prices, so here's an updated review to help you decide.

Appearance: Soft facial features, long black hair, natural look, very cute. If Dream / Isabella is a 10, Mia is comfortably in the 9+ range. Around 27 years old, 5'5.

Body: Slim build with a standout rear, well-proportioned, natural D cups, leans more natural than enhanced.

Menu Offerings: BBBJ, CFS, DFK, GFE, CIM (standard for Infinity).

Price: 60 house + 160 tip. Tipped an extra 20 at the end due to going above and beyond. Total = 60 + 160 +20 = $240.

Other details: Consistent eye contact, pacing adjusts naturally, chemistry builds quickly.

Verdict: Easy repeat. Low variance, high comfort. Tends to land the same way more often than not.

Only drawback is no specialty upgrades like BBFS or Greek (may matter depending on preference).

Do what you will with that information.

[SapnUpuaS]

Fair.
Insert long post here (deleted for the sake of space
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Congrats or sorry for your loss whatever works
Im saving yall the trouble, in reading it all twice, cause I didnt read it once

Details so we know which girl would be in our lane in appearance and body.
Details on the skill set if they fit the desire of the monger.
Details on the price range to see that we aren't raising the prices on ourselves again or holding the line at 160.

People drive across the valley for some of the spots, and since there are so few especially with these gas prices. It better be worth it to the individual.

[HeartSnatcher]

Chowing down on some Thai food at a restaurant on West Northern and 51st and next door I saw this Thai Healing massage place. I decided why not checkout what's on the menu there. I met Julie, sexy spinner with a beautiful face, athletic bod, nice C tits and a wonderful personality. She gave me a nice sensual massage with lots of teasing. She is very high energy and playful. She straddle my head as she was working on my lower back as I was face down. She smelled really good so I reached my hands forward to squeeze her nice round butt. She giggle and told me you must be ready for more. We did the flip and tip as she saw my shaft was hard and ready for action. We went right to 69, pleasuring each other, lots of moaning and licking. Her head skills were amazing, but I wanted to fuck her badly. We switch to K9 where I started slowly, she felt so good, and I watched her face in the little mirror in the room as she was totally enjoying my strokes. We then switch to Mish, where we went into GFE mode. Lots of DFK, slow stroking and intense stares in each others eyes as I started to pounded her till I blew in the bag. I had to laugh at the end when she told me good job. I didn't notice anyone else on the way out. But this place is a hidden gem. Not Busy, good location.

Do you know if Julie is still there at Thai healing? She sounds amazing and I'd love to see her.

[TastyFlavor]

Had a similar experience with Maggie recently. Enjoyable time, but a couple negatives stood out that discourages me from repeating.

First, paid for the hour and hoped to spend some time after the deed relaxing, has been a longtime since I've been with anybody (and it can be difficult for me to finish), but to her credit, it was a hot time and I finished quickly. Checked my watch when I arrived and then add we finished. Barely 20 minutes (and that included a quick rinse off in the shower at the start). They were busy though and it was clear she wanted me out. I tried to say 30 minutes would be okay instead of the hour if she could refund the $20 difference. Of course, she acted like she didn't understand (possibly language barrier) and I was in and out in like 20 minutes despite paying for an hour and tipping the standard FS tip.

What really put my off to her and the place wasn't the lost $20, it was the feeling of being rushed. Places I've been before, the girl would help undress and dress you at least. Makes you feel like a King. Guess I looked like an pushover or something because it felt rushed and she didn't seem to care that she was shorting me 40 minutes.

I stopped by Red 8 recently after reading all the great reviews from the other members. Drew a session with Sally, who was great. My experience was very similar to the reviewer above. If I had to summarize my experience. To quote Mm1515. "Enjoyable time, but a couple negatives stood out that discourages me from repeating". She's definitely cute and her skills are there. But the spot felt so busy. People were coming in and out nonstop. Sally kept looking at the monitors to check who was coming in, and I couldn't fully immerse myself into the hour.

[CalvinHarris69]

Once upon a time, a man was ignited by the fire of desire, he usually wants Chinese so he knew the perfect place for hire.

Seeing as it's a new month, my curiosity for the line-up got the best of me. Glendale has many locations to choose from but the first to come to mind is always Infinity because I've been blessed with many wonderful experiences. I'm not saying they were all perfect but I never left displeased or feeling like I wasted my time and energy. The girls at Infinity seem to have a mutual understanding that this is the top spot in PHX, so there is a level of expected experience from us men that has to be maintained, so off I went, no GPS required, I could find it blindfolded at this point.

Sometimes I have a plan in mind, or a particular girl I want to see, other times, such as this visit, I approach with a clear perspective, yes with pleasure and sexual fantasy in mind, but with a free-flowing state of rolling with life and being open to all potential as it unfolds, naturally. I enter the spa, greeted by the chiming and clanging of the doorbells and approach the window. "Hi Baby," I hear from a cute voice, soft, supple, youthful and calm. Someone unlocks the gate and I peek over to see who awaited me. I was met by Mia, a gentle, relaxed beauty, shimmering in a black dress and decked out with a unique application of accented make-up along her facial features.

Wow Mia sounds amazing how much was the damage?

[PhxEngine]

Is there some weird fear of the boogeyman for the incredible lack of detail? What am I missing here.

The reviews are entirely way too long winded for almost no info or descriptions, its a forum not a blog. Other reviews are just on a different level of cringe delusional parasocial behavior and I swear some of you accidentally drop an engagement ring when you pull out the tip money or you say "YMMV or I don't want to kiss and tell or some weird analogy about respecting her as a woman for not giving details.

She doesn't remember your name less than hour later when someone else is 6 inches deep in her, so just write a normal review like someone who isn't afraid of women outside of the AMP scene and keep it moving.

Ditto this sentiment. Also noticing a lot of things that repeat or create signal or whatever. I'd say it's more like noise in most cases. All I ask is that people who use AI assistants add a follow up prompt to summarize their initial output and eliminate most of the emphatic commentary. You could even tell it to make it a single paragraph or a bullet pointed list of highlights! I bet either one would be appreciated by most.

Sorry if this belongs on the rant board. Seems especially useful here. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[TimTheExplorer19882]

Is there some weird fear of the boogeyman for the incredible lack of detail? What am I missing here.

The reviews are entirely way too long winded for almost no info or descriptions, its a forum not a blog. Other reviews are just on a different level of cringe delusional parasocial behavior and I swear some of you accidentally drop an engagement ring when you pull out the tip money or you say "YMMV or I don't want to kiss and tell or some weird analogy about respecting her as a woman for not giving details.

She doesn't remember your name less than hour later when someone else is 6 inches deep in her, so just write a normal review like someone who isn't afraid of women outside of the AMP scene and keep it moving.

Fair.

Details help if you’re trying to replicate someone else’s session.

But that’s also why you see the same girl get labeled both “amazing” and “YMMV” in the same week.

Most guys have seen that play out more than once.

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Specifics change.

What repeats doesn’t.

You’ll notice the same names landing consistently.

That’s usually not an accident.

That pattern tends to show up before the reviews fully catch up.

If you’ve been around long enough, you start recognizing it early.

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Some guys read for play-by-play.

Some guys track what holds across different people.

Both approaches have their place.

It just depends what you’re optimizing for.

Over time, the gap between the two becomes pretty clear.

You don’t need many data points before it starts to separate.

Different approach. The outcomes tend to follow.

[SapnUpuaS]

Is there some weird fear of the boogeyman for the incredible lack of detail? What am I missing here.

The reviews are entirely way too long winded for almost no info or descriptions, its a forum not a blog. Other reviews are just on a different level of cringe delusional parasocial behavior and I swear some of you accidentally drop an engagement ring when you pull out the tip money or you say "YMMV or I don't want to kiss and tell or some weird analogy about respecting her as a woman for not giving details.

She doesn't remember your name less than hour later when someone else is 6 inches deep in her, so just write a normal review like someone who isn't afraid of women outside of the AMP scene and keep it moving.

[TimTheExplorer19882]

Two types of guys in here. One reads height, weight, age. And thinks he's making a decision.

The other watches what repeats.

And stops missing.

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Everyone sees the same specs. So why do some guys keep landing an amazing experience. And others keep writing YMMV?

Same girl. Same day.

Different outcome.

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PowerZ gave you surface.

Someone else gave you signal.

Khancious gave you surface AND signal.

Most people can't tell the difference yet.

It's the same reason why everyone liked the "Top-tier" experience. For the consistency. Because at least 8 out of 10 times you knew were going to have a wonderful session. The traffic speaks for itself.

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Stats may help you choose.

But they don't guarantee the consistency of a great experience.