Massage Parlor Reports

**LowTierGod** · 04-08-26 23:16

Walked in and was greeted by Jessie. She was looking hella fine wearing this black lingerie dress. She was pretty short in height and had a petite build with D size tits. Once we got to the room I gave her the donation and she gave me some dfk. Flirted and then talked a bit and then got undressed. Started with the massage which was pretty short honestly cause I had a hard on half way through that was uncomfortable to lay on. On the front side she started teasing my nips. Eventually making her way south where she did some HJ. I helped her get her titties out and I was sucking on them while she kept stroking. Finished off with BBBJ and me busting my nut on her. Man could she suck. Cleaned us up and we chilled for a bit.

**Calorie** · 04-08-26 19:11

Originally Posted by Willie23 [View Original Post]

Thanks for the tip. I typically bounce between the 20-somethings and the 50-somethings, depending on if I need to CIP or not. Recently been spoiled by 20-somethings, tho. Recent Golden Oasis experience was terrible, and I'm ready to roll the dice on someplace new.

There is something called a plus on the 33 hundred block of robertson.

There was some new place in culver city like on inglewood boulevard, like 5500 block.

I assume essential treatment is just basically there for standard fucking.

**Calorie** · 04-08-26 17:51

I will review separately, but while fucking fiona at 125* westwood, I noticed and heard some fucko and kiki (the hag owner) reciting sonnets together. Just kidding. But you could hear them talking. When I was done with fiona, this fucko was walking out and on video I saw this fucko being walked out by kiki. He was this darker complexioned shit ass wearing a neon green shirt. Well, I walked out the front after him and kiki and fucko were ordering lunch together at the poke me place next door.

Dude, taking the mamasan out to lunch is what that old fart at goldfinger used to do with vanessa.

**Willie23** · 04-08-26 17:37

Originally Posted by Calorie [View Original Post]

Are you poking any grade D Chinese meat at any other places. I recommend you try the joint at 125 $ westwood. Ladies there are more "mature", you may enjoy them. I just go there to pass time, it is near the bristol farms.

Thanks for the tip. I typically bounce between the 20-somethings and the 50-somethings, depending on if I need to CIP or not. Recently been spoiled by 20-somethings, tho. Recent Golden Oasis experience was terrible, and I'm ready to roll the dice on someplace new.

**Calorie** · 04-08-26 13:43

Originally Posted by Willie23 [View Original Post]

The new spa at the old C9 location is not yet open, but rumor has it that we are only a few days away from "grand opening. " (tho I've heard that for at least 5 weeks now).

Are you poking any grade D Chinese meat at any other places. I recommend you try the joint at 125 $ westwood. Ladies there are more "mature", you may enjoy them. I just go there to pass time, it is near the bristol farms.

**Willie23** · 04-08-26 10:02

Originally Posted by Fatonius [View Original Post]

Anyone checkout C9 since they reopened on an appointment basis only?

The new spa at the old C9 location is not yet open, but rumor has it that we are only a few days away from "grand opening. " (tho I've heard that for at least 5 weeks now).

**MongerForLyfe** · 04-07-26 23:17

Visiting some friends and heard about this new place and decided to give it a shot. Place is inside a plaza on Romana Blvd and Bogart. Place is decently new and things look pretty clean. The girl that greeted me was Nana. She looked to be late 20's short height with a petite build. Long straight hair and D cup tits. Got cleaned up first then started with the massage. She did a pretty good job on the massage. The talents are usually on point with new places. She teased me here and there then on the flip started playing with the junior. I helped her plop out her titties before she started going down on me. The BBBJ was pretty good. Good tongue action. Busted my nut on her and she cleaned us up.

**Calorie** · 04-07-26 13:42

Originally Posted by Fatonius [View Original Post]

Anyone checkout C9 since they reopened on an appointment basis only?

There is a new place on 33** robertson. Is that something affiliated or related? Called a plus and the reviews on the maps of rub seem to be "private" but the name of one of the girls sound familiary.

**ThePunisher50** · 04-07-26 11:47

Originally Posted by Calorie [View Original Post]

There are two things I hate:

A review of some guy fucking three girls in whittier. Put that shit on another forum. I have been to whittier once. I struggled to take a piss at the staples there. No way would I ever dignify the place with my unit.

Anything in fucken downey. Iykyk.

Good question. Any latinas in Downey or nearby cities like Long Beach?

**DatFullService** · 04-06-26 22:50

Originally Posted by Calorie [View Original Post]

There are two things I hate:

A review of some guy fucking three girls in whittier. Put that shit on another forum. I have been to whittier once. I struggled to take a piss at the staples there. No way would I ever dignify the place with my unit.

Anything in fucken downey. Iykyk.

God, is there NOTHING good in the gateway cities?

**Fatonius** · 04-06-26 16:03

Anyone checkout C9 since they reopened on an appointment basis only?

**Chupacabra** · 04-06-26 16:03

Originally Posted by SuperSpicy1 [View Original Post]

Because I wasn't sure where to post this

When I first saw your heading, I thought you were excited that one of the girls stuck her finger up your ass. LOL.

**Calorie** · 04-05-26 19:43

Originally Posted by Fatonius [View Original Post]

Checked this place out, and doesn't even have a sign over the door or a phone number. Sign says by appointment only on Sundays. Hard to make an appointment without a phone number posted on the door or window.

This place is hard to figure.

The ads on rub sites or others are:

https://losangeles.craigslist.org/ws...925409927.html - just put in the words "relaxing massage" has a 323 number that does not ring and just has a message in spanglish.

Or.

https://rubrankings.com/united-state...new-35703.html

Also the 323 number.

The purple room in the craigslist ad is the one I got a legit massage in.

The legit site is:

www.ftcsm.com with a 424 number.

I never called the 424 number it is on posters in the room with a god forsaken qr code.

I knocked and there was an open neon sign on. This was last Sunday around 3 pm.

I am not sure I will get a longer review done. I dicktated it, but have not had AI clean it up, but the worker who wasted 45 minutes of my time looked right out of 8155 SM in wee ho cerca 2019.

**Fatonius** · 04-05-26 19:14

Originally Posted by Calorie [View Original Post]

I took one for the world at 12217 santa monica. There is no way the place is legit. Messican girl built like a b52 over tehran. No action, but it must have been me.

Checked this place out, and doesn't even have a sign over the door or a phone number. Sign says by appointment only on Sundays. Hard to make an appointment without a phone number posted on the door or window.

**Calorie** · 04-05-26 18:45

Lucy is according to Yo Yo (the franchise) the new girl at the wharf She has more fuckos than alexa at DVNH in 2002), the new girl. Lucy is tall and slim, at least 5 foot seven. She has asian straight a's for tits, and is slim. She was dressed for a job interview at deloitte. White slacks and plunging top with sports bra. The main weakness is her teeth, she looks like styxhexenhammer66 (check out youtube).

She knows how to grab the sack from the back but her thumb was not put firmly over my shit cap. On the flip, she did well, but I was all over her over the clothes and tried to get more and will try again.

The place was dead on easter Sunday, I was the only fucko there for an hour. 60 door with no rush, and 100 for lucy for a long handjob.