Massage Parlor Reports

[Coolmanrob123]

Anybody have any intel on Thailand Massage? It seems to be a FS place but not sure who is there.

It's not bad, nice looking providers, mid 30's, FS everything covered. That was about 3 months ago though.

[ScotchYoke]

In the old Lollibee location off 38th. 50/70 for hh / h. 2 mid Chinese women probalby in their 30's, fully clothed, draping the whole time, and sadly no extras, at least for now. Hints went ignored. Who knows what will happen down the road.

[Peet0115]

Anybody have any intel on Thailand Massage? It seems to be a FS place but not sure who is there.

[KrDoggy]

When I hear the term "Smokeshow MILF" my ears really prick up, and QQ has had a string of them, Lala, Lulu, Summer, Vivian and perhaps the hottest of all in Shana, the sweet MMS.

When I mentioned that Shana had told me she had a new girl named Wendy I should try I passed on to Big Monkey and he said he knew a super hot Wendy that would have the massage skills needed for QQ. That was all I needed to hear.

When you get to QQ the entrance is very bright and once you are inside the girls materialize from a dark corridor. Wendy came out in a floral dress and holy shit, smokeshow is right. There are few bigger fans of Summer than me but Wendy even prettier, with huge natural cans trying to get out of her dress, a slim shapely figure, flat stomach, incredible legs. OMG.

We started with the patented QQ pro level massage and Wendy did not disappoint, I asked for hard (like my cock was already getting) and she delivered using hands, arms, and walking on my back with her knees, she also somewhat unusually gave me an exquisitely painful foot massage, I absolutely loved it but she was taking so much time with this great massage I started worrying about boom boom time because I REALLY wanted to fuck this lady.

No problems, she transitioned to erotic massage and made a point to thoroughly wipe me down in prep for TUMA. As she was about to dive in I stopped her and had her lay down, she seemed surprised and pleased, we started great DFK, then I worked those gorgeous cans, she was super responsive, I finally moved to her kitty and she squirmed with pleasure as I worked, I did the water trick with just normal temp water (forgot to bring the warm stuff in my hurry to get there), but her response was fantastic, finally said I'd give her a turn on top and holy moly, flicking all up and down my shaft ball licking, then she lifted my leg and put her head under and gave me the TUMA I avoided earlier, so fucking hot. I asked her to hop on so I could do more DATY, and as she worked me I worked her and did tongue fucks as deep as possible, she thigh locked me and popped very hard.

She jumped off and collected herself and gave me a smile and a thumbs up and got the cover, she started on top with CG the ACG and I think she popped again, we transitioned to standing mish and she kept grabbing me for more DFK, then went doggy and she put her head down on the table and thrust back at me with gusto. Finally mish with more DFK and then moved to face up prone with out coming out. I was able to DFK and pound my way to the promised land from there. We both looked at each other and laughed and just said wow. What incredible fun. She claimed three Os, one with tongue and two with cock, opposite my usual ratio. No idea if real, but she definitely likes sex.

Wendy asked me to come back often and I will. QQ is five minutes from my house, Summer is still there, and smokeshow MILFs abound.

[MaybeThisTime]

Details (0-5) - Face: 4. 5, Body: 4. 5, Personality: 5, Service: 5.

DFK, BBBJ, BLS, DATY, CFS, CIM.

Mid-20's, 5'2, 100 lbs, very pretty abg face, petite / slim build, very soft porcelain skin, natural B / C's, nice ass, 3 small tattoos - 2 on the back of her legs and 1 small flower under her right titty, trimmed kitty. Good English, very infectious eye smiles, and the way her green dress (wish it was red to match her name) wraps around her body and curves it hot. She's a little gem, surprised nobody has mentioned her yet.

Entry & Seating:

1 of the MMS told me she was there, so stopped by without an appointment with no intentions of seeing anyone specifically. When I arrived, Mimi opened the door for me in her little red dress. Went over to the room in the corner and chatted with MMS for a little bit. She had the girls come by to say hi when they stepped out of their rooms. Ruby swung by first, immediately struck me and caught my attention, she has that naughty minx abg look. Chloe also came by to say hi, we already knew each other from way back on her first tour last year, she had a mix up of "no time long see" instead of "long time no see" and we all laughed after she realized she messed up. They were all still busy, but every time Ruby passed by, she gave me the look.

Appetizer:

When we finally entered the room, she was feeling up Jr and giving me the look again. I was rock hard, she gave me a little smirk, and unzipped me. Impressed by the size, she measured it against her forearm and went straight to stripping me down completely. Pulled her dress down, rocking a bra and little thong, and honestly I wanted to keep those on her like that for the rest of the time and just pull them aside for the main course. Kissing and slow cat bath all the way down until she was on her knees for an amazing BBBJ and DT. She tried to sit me back and give me a RJ, but that's not really my thing, so maneuvered her to 69. A lot of spit on her end, she made sure Jr was coated and well prepared. Solid DT with 1 hand cupping my balls and other hand trying to sneak between my cheeks. She was edging me like crazy, every time I was starting to get close, she slowed down and let me cool off, then ramped it back up, she was really having fun and enjoying it, her kitty dripping the sweet goodness, coating my face. Got her to buckle twice, things were hot af. She grabbed my cover and slipped it on.

Main Course:

She climbed on top RCG and was working it in her tiny little clam, slipped in no additional lube needed. Her kitty was so tight and warm, especially after getting her off, she was evidently horny af, just grinding and using me until she popped again. I love taking them to the next level after they pop, so pulled her back toward me a little and started hitting her from the bottom straight into her spot. The moans and motions of her body reaction were insane, reminds me of Hailey squirming around but begging for more. Just kept going despite her losing control until she had to tap out for a second to catch her breath. Got her into standing mish, 1 arm on her shoulder, 1 arm under her lower back for proper elevation and angle, and took her straight to pound town. She was scrambling from the sensitivity, hitting her hard and deep. She pulled me in for intense DFK with both her hands on my face as she was kissing and moaning hard, her facial expressions of pure ecstasy looking straight into my eyes. Let her out briefly, moved down for some DATY, oh her wet little swollen kitty, she was so insanely sensitively, any touch of my tongue to her kitty caused her to flinch, but latched on to her clitty and she was kicking her legs until she grabbed my hand and pulled me in so hard her pelvic bone was digging to my face before she let go with a huge gasp. Her kitty was too sensitive to anymore DATY, so stood up, put her legs together, threw them over my shoulder, and gave her the full tour around pound town. I was surprised I was able to last as long as I did, but I fought my way through. Wanted to paint her pretty mouth, so laid down while she got between my legs, her hair was in a complete mess, but her devious stare was staring straight into my eyes as she started working Jr. Blew a huge load into her mouth while I held her head down, she definitely swallowed some, let her up a little bit, and she opened her mouth and the remaining came out of her mouth. Then she suddenly started bobbing her head up and down as I'm super sensitive after finishing, and she wouldn't stop. She kept going and going as I'm holding on, she was milking me dry, I kept throbbing and was still rock hard, she managed to slip her finger into my AO, and got a second pop out of me. She continued to stroke me and lick the tip, told me she's having fun.

Dessert:

We eventually cleaned up, she looked in the mirror and saw her crazy her hair looked, we laughed. Chilled together for a little bit, very good English for communicating. Laid together, relaxed, cuddled, a lot of kisses from her, she even checked Jr again and asked if he's ok. Jr immediately popped up again and she was surprised and started stroking and teasing again a little bit. Time was up, cleaned up, she wanted to eat something real quick and drank a lot of water to recover quickly before the next monger.

Final Thoughts & TLDR:

Previously Mandy (February) here used me like her own fucktoy, this time Ruby matched it and then I returned her the favor and used her like mine. Super sweet personality, and definitely lived up to her ABG-ness like Lia from Best did. Whether to describe her as an Asian Baby Girl or an Asian Baddie Girl, she is both of them and godam she milked me dry. Need to see her again, fortunately I'll be down south fairly often this month so I can stop-by and see her again. Love me these all natural body girls who are both sweet but also devious once you get them going. She's definitely an ATF, not sure where I'd put her but she left an impression and desire for multiple repeats.

Definitely want her to come back often, treat her well. SBBBJ has had a good run of these winners this year, let's keep them coming back.

[Gibs789]

Just did the Gigabit upgrade with Joey, her wifi is state-of-the-art.

Joey is a strong contender for Miss Xfinity 2026.

[KrDoggy]

Maple management wants girls that keep customers happy and coming back. I have not seen a Latina in this area that makes sense for me. Had great Brazilians in London.

Lotus should be back online soon, with repairs done.

So I went to Maple Spa just down the road. Met by Sophia from Venezuela. All boobs and butt. But she said she was leaving after tonight because "the Chinese owners were crazy". She didn't give any other details. So I'm not 100% sure what she meant. I'm sure If AussieFury was still around he would know.

[Kinkaid69]

Neither is what I would call youg, Coco said she's 28 but 40+ is more likely, and Lily looks a little older. They are nice enough and try, but this is nothing like the gold standard set by Fed Way shops.

It's pretty close to where I live, so I went in early in the morning hoping to be the first customer Lily and Coco are both really youngespecially Lily, she has an amazing body. They told me they just arrived yesterday. So I accepted the four-hand service they recommended. One kissed my balls and the other kissed my dick. This is my favorite part. With both hands, I can also touch their clit, obviously in this situation, I couldn't control myself and came very quickly. Of course, the second time wasn't that fast. Friendly reminder: You should tell the girls in advance that the four-hand service must be twice.

[SeattleDoctor]

So I went to Maple Spa just down the road. Met by Sophia from Venezuela. All boobs and butt. But she said she was leaving after tonight because "the Chinese owners were crazy". She didn't give any other details. So I'm not 100% sure what she meant. I'm sure If AussieFury was still around he would know.

[KrDoggy]

I've known BB a while and she is ultra dependable for me. Very cool lady and quite friendly.

She is a tall MILF, with luscious shoulder length hair, huge firm knockers (BB is for Big Boobs) and about the most sculpted and spectacular yoga toned body you will ever see. Very Angela-esque. Add to that skin that is smooth as silk and a beautiful but very Korean face. Just a knockout.

She does several things that would normally cause me to rule a girl out. She is initially cool, she does not kiss much (but warms), those glorious breasts and her kitty are very sensitive and if you want to kiss either she will place her hands such that she can quickly push you away (disconcerting), and the biggie, she always does CBJ but puts on an ultra thin cover with her mouth (after BLS) with almost a magic trick. It feels great but I can't think of another girl I see that does CBJ. Obviously it is CFS from there. So that is all the potential bad.

But. To quote another monger who said it well "BB. She makes me cum so fast".

One advantage is that I know how to get her horny now, very gently kissing those nipples and slow sweet DATY and she gradually starts to rev up. 69 feels great with that unreal body, and when she is excited and gets on top she will absolutely fuck your brains out, very hard and fast and she pops hard. I barely held on then, but then went to doggy and I can never hold out with that body and that skin and that tight feel, everything about her is tight. I just exploded.

Afterward I marveled to her that it is such work for me to orgasm with other girls but she makes me blast with ease. She said with a laugh that maybe her pussy is magic.

Indeed it is, totally magic pussy and it makes the downsides meaningless.

[KrDoggy]

Just did the Gigabit upgrade with Joey, her wifi is state-of-the-art.

Amazing. Turns out I'm a cable guy without even knowing it! Did some awesome troubleshooting with Elly at Shanghai the other day and got her tuned right up. I have to say, when I pull out in standing mish and look down and see the gates of pleasure so open and inviting I often can't help but drop to my knees and do some wifi troubleshooting. As you've discovered, the reception is almost always great. And so is the wifi.

[Gibs789]

From now on eating freshly fucked kitty will be forever known as "troubleshooting wifi".

Also MMS needs to pay the cable bill.

Amazing. Turns out I'm a cable guy without even knowing it! Did some awesome troubleshooting with Elly at Shanghai the other day and got her tuned right up. I have to say, when I pull out in standing mish and look down and see the gates of pleasure so open and inviting I often can't help but drop to my knees and do some wifi troubleshooting. As you've discovered, the reception is almost always great. And so is the wifi.

[LeftForDawn]

Why is this place so busy all the time?

Saw yoyo, I had seen her before but this time she did not have glasses on. She asked me if I had been here before and who I saw last time, I told her Yoyo. She slapped my back and said "I'm yoyo". I apologized and said I didn't recognize her without her glasses. She said she had been on vacation back in China for a few months.

Another girl came in and asked if I wanted 2 girls, didn't get her name though. I swear they always come to ask for 2 girls. Or at least that's been my experience here. Yoyo gave a decent massage. Then flip, and dress came off. She is slim, I feel like last time her chest wasn't enhanced but maybe I'm wrong. I'd say these are B cup but firm. She is cute and has a more viet look to her I think. College Asian girl vibe. She does however have a c section scar that on her small waist looks big. Small but squeezable butt. CBJ which is usually not the case at NB and then she got on top and man can she ride. She can definitely outlast me in that position so if you want a girl who can just cowgirl like there is no end Yoyo is great.

Switched to standing mish and then doggy, she has really nice skin, nice little waist and feels good, finished up and left. My two complaints with NB is that it's so busy that you don't always get a full hour. Yoyo did give me a short front massage though after.

[KrDoggy]

From now on eating freshly fucked kitty will be forever known as "troubleshooting wifi".

Also MMS needs to pay the cable bill.

Dude, you've broadened my horizons so much with your creative endeavors that I have to confess when I read the above I was certain it was some kind of new slang for a sexual act, and I was racking my brains to try to imagine what it could possibly be. Maybe next time you see Chloe you can troubleshoot her wifi, too, and fill us in on how it goes.

[Gibs789]

Dropped by Brisa at MMSs suggestion, tried to troubleshoot broken wifi.

Dude, you've broadened my horizons so much with your creative endeavors that I have to confess when I read the above I was certain it was some kind of new slang for a sexual act, and I was racking my brains to try to imagine what it could possibly be. Maybe next time you see Chloe you can troubleshoot her wifi, too, and fill us in on how it goes.