Escort Reports

**ArisenSnakeMan** · 05-07-26 11:46

Originally Posted by FunkyBanana [View Original Post]

The ad must have been pulled, here's the same number on another site.

https://callescort.org/301-756-6030

Did you get their lineup before you went over there?

**VincentAnton** · 05-06-26 23:27

Originally Posted by FunkyBanana;7601500[URL

https://yolo.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/districtofcolumbia/dc/206753996[/URL]

As the ad says $40 for 15, a Latina fasthouse in a working class neighborhood. In a apartment complex with locked entry so they have to let you in, the room which Stephanie (the blonde) is divided by a bedsheet with another girl on the other side. If you squint real hard the girl might resemble the girl in the ad, probably closer to her mid 30's. Strictly business with up charge on everything, quick covered BJ then wham bam thank you mam, fairly tight with a nice soft ass. You get what you pay for here.

I had a visit to this spot with the same gal and I agree. They even had people jumping through the window to get in so they didn't have to deal with the locked doors.

On the topic of fasthouse, I did see Yasmin / Yazmin, which the same squinting feeling applies. She was extremely nice and kind though, I got caught in crazy traffic and took me a lot longer to get there than expected and she gave me 10 back for my drive and said it was for gas, and wouldn't let me give it back to her whatsoever.

**FunkyBanana** · 05-06-26 08:54

Originally Posted by Alasqano [View Original Post]

You might want to check your link as it doesn't work and just goes straight to the listings page.

The ad must have been pulled, here's the same number on another site.

https://callescort.org/301-756-6030

**Alasqano** · 05-06-26 00:52

Originally Posted by FunkyBanana [View Original Post]

https://aypapi.com.listcrawler.eu/po...a/dc/206938433

Should have known this was a bait and switch when quoted $40 for a qv. Arrived at one of the nameless apartment complexes in Hyattsville, knocked and was let in by small Hispanic man. Lots of seating so you can wait your turn to take your shot at some one who resembles Mrs Potts from Beauty and the Beast. Not quite sure why the Latinas in Maryland pale in comparison to VA.

You might want to check your link as it doesn't work and just goes straight to the listings page.

**FunkyBanana** · 05-03-26 19:14

https://aypapi.com.listcrawler.eu/po...a/dc/206938433

Should have known this was a bait and switch when quoted $40 for a qv. Arrived at one of the nameless apartment complexes in Hyattsville, knocked and was let in by small Hispanic man. Lots of seating so you can wait your turn to take your shot at some one who resembles Mrs Potts from Beauty and the Beast. Not quite sure why the Latinas in Maryland pale in comparison to VA.

**FunkyBanana** · 04-30-26 16:30

https://yolo.com.listcrawler.eu/post...a/dc/206753996

As the ad says $40 for 15, a Latina fasthouse in a working class neighborhood. In a apartment complex with locked entry so they have to let you in, the room which Stephanie (the blonde) is divided by a bedsheet with another girl on the other side. If you squint real hard the girl might resemble the girl in the ad, probably closer to her mid 30's. Strictly business with up charge on everything, quick covered BJ then wham bam thank you mam, fairly tight with a nice soft ass. You get what you pay for here.

**CollegeParkBoy** · 04-27-26 11:05

Originally Posted by Hunter404 [View Original Post]

Idk if it's only me or every one but none of the providers reply any more. I've used 3 numbers so it's not like someone just reported my number online and got me shadow banned haha. Providers in this areas either don't reply or reply late. It's almost become a routine now that I am ready to meet someone and I text them (and a bunch of others) only to end up going to an AMP because no one replies anymore.

Same happened today, must've texted 20 numbers today and got zero replies. Was almost at the door of an AMP when I opened up my what's app to see a reply from:

https://escortbabylon.net/info_stats/2025990611

Pics are not her.

By no means my first choice but I am getting tired of AMPs. Ended up going to her and she was huge. Obvious BBL and fat reduction on her tummy. To make things better I asked her if she had a friend for my first trio. Bad decision. I should've just gotten a qv and left as I usually do when I don't like a provider. Ended up spending 240 on the lamest experience ever with neither of them attractive enough for me.

Her comms are good if you wants what's app. Subpar bbj from her, her friend's was AWESOME. Made me bust even through the cover. Overall not going to repeat but providers need to start picking up their damn phones again. Are you guys facing the same issue?

Yeah. I get best results when I respond to ads within 5 minutes of it being posted. Anything more and I rarely get a reply. I mainly text though I don't like phone calls. A few times I find out my number is blocked. I just use another number or cut that provider entirely. I get the sense these providers are more jaded than usual and aren't tryna do this anymore. Quality has gone down the drain fast over time so I expect a lot of flaking.

**Fassbender3000** · 04-26-26 17:34

Originally Posted by CollegeParkBoy [View Original Post]

https://listcrawler.eu/last_phone_post/2028020053

TL: DR - $ for HH. Looks like pictures. CBJ 2 out of 5. FS 3 out of 5. Hygiene 4 out of 5. I'd repeat in a pinch.

Easy comms through text. Quoted. 6 for 10 min, . 8 for QV, $ for HH, and $$ for HR. Asked for addy got it no problems (providers like to ask me how long after I ask for addy. They don't know I'm serious and they prolly deal with flakes or double book etc) then headed up. Simple DC neighborhood off 295 nothing sketchy. Open the door and it's her. You instantly see her room once you get in. Kitchen area was covered off with a big curtain. She has a roommate (never interrupted the session). Small convo before starting. Cover (provided by her) on the limp jimmy then gives a mediocre BJ. She tells me to relax and that if anybody was going to come in and do something it would have already happened. She continues and I slowly get to half attention. No lube was around (would have helped A LOT) so she gets in doggy and says go for it. I'm half ready so I know half hard I'm not getting in there. She tells me to jerk off while she twerks. Ass is phat af but it's not enough. I mention bbj and she says there's no negotiating that according to her. Try again and I finally get in. Box is snug I get a good minute of strokes in before I go limp. Hygiene is better than most providers. At this point I know I'm done. She's still motivated to get me to nut but I cut it short. She got jokes for days while we chat and clean up. She even offers me a discount should I come back. Told her I was on vacation for two weeks to which she replied "imma remember your fine ass" I doubt it though. She gives me a hug I smack her ass and I dip out. For the price alone I recommend though YMMV as always. I'm going to go again at some point and redeem myself LOL smh take care fellas.

I saw her a while back. She wasn't rude, but it felt like an impersonal experience. While she didn't rush me, it didn't feel like I could really take my time either, and I was already bothered by a guy being in the next room. She kept her top on too. Ocean is one of those providers you see when there's no one else available.

**Hunter404** · 04-25-26 21:25

Idk if it's only me or every one but none of the providers reply any more. I've used 3 numbers so it's not like someone just reported my number online and got me shadow banned haha. Providers in this areas either don't reply or reply late. It's almost become a routine now that I am ready to meet someone and I text them (and a bunch of others) only to end up going to an AMP because no one replies anymore.

Same happened today, must've texted 20 numbers today and got zero replies. Was almost at the door of an AMP when I opened up my what's app to see a reply from:

https://escortbabylon.net/info_stats/2025990611

Pics are not her.

By no means my first choice but I am getting tired of AMPs. Ended up going to her and she was huge. Obvious BBL and fat reduction on her tummy. To make things better I asked her if she had a friend for my first trio. Bad decision. I should've just gotten a qv and left as I usually do when I don't like a provider. Ended up spending 240 on the lamest experience ever with neither of them attractive enough for me.

Her comms are good if you wants what's app. Subpar bbj from her, her friend's was AWESOME. Made me bust even through the cover. Overall not going to repeat but providers need to start picking up their damn phones again. Are you guys facing the same issue?

**CollegeParkBoy** · 04-17-26 14:36

https://listcrawler.eu/last_phone_post/2028020053

TL: DR - $ for HH. Looks like pictures. CBJ 2 out of 5. FS 3 out of 5. Hygiene 4 out of 5. I'd repeat in a pinch.

Easy comms through text. Quoted. 6 for 10 min, . 8 for QV, $ for HH, and $$ for HR. Asked for addy got it no problems (providers like to ask me how long after I ask for addy. They don't know I'm serious and they prolly deal with flakes or double book etc) then headed up. Simple DC neighborhood off 295 nothing sketchy. Open the door and it's her. You instantly see her room once you get in. Kitchen area was covered off with a big curtain. She has a roommate (never interrupted the session). Small convo before starting. Cover (provided by her) on the limp jimmy then gives a mediocre BJ. She tells me to relax and that if anybody was going to come in and do something it would have already happened. She continues and I slowly get to half attention. No lube was around (would have helped A LOT) so she gets in doggy and says go for it. I'm half ready so I know half hard I'm not getting in there. She tells me to jerk off while she twerks. Ass is phat af but it's not enough. I mention bbj and she says there's no negotiating that according to her. Try again and I finally get in. Box is snug I get a good minute of strokes in before I go limp. Hygiene is better than most providers. At this point I know I'm done. She's still motivated to get me to nut but I cut it short. She got jokes for days while we chat and clean up. She even offers me a discount should I come back. Told her I was on vacation for two weeks to which she replied "imma remember your fine ass" I doubt it though. She gives me a hug I smack her ass and I dip out. For the price alone I recommend though YMMV as always. I'm going to go again at some point and redeem myself LOL smh take care fellas.

**CollegeParkBoy** · 04-06-26 08:14

https://listcrawler.eu/last_phone_post/2404996029

TL: DR - $. 2 for SS, looks like photos, CBJ 3 out of 5, FS 4 out of 5, would repeat + recommend.

Saw her like two weeks before ocean. Hit her through text and got a long message of rates, dos / donts, and verification through FT link. Quick video chat we discuss basics, quick chat about life, and she flashes me a titty. Get the addy head up. Private neighborhood no issues. She came out to get me and we head in. Small talk all throughout she's cool peoples. Her spot is cool not the cleanest not the messiest. Hit the bedroom get settled and go to it. She def a spiritual type chick. Ceiling in the room had what looked like pillows of goddesses or something. Had a shrine in the corner. Looked cool to me. Everything covered for FS and I didn't press for anything uncovered. BJ was enough to get me up and went to it. Doggy was great she has soft skin and ass that waves. Her hygiene was solid no nasty whiffs. She stopped to get her rose which was fine with me. Continued doggy and she got into it more. Was running away a bit and couldn't keep the arch going (turned into lazy K9). She came but I didn't and as I started to switch her to missionary, she thought I was done. Got limp off that and she didn't try to help me to continue so that was that. Got dressed quick chat and off I went. Maybe this was her clock watching. Maybe she isn't so obliging.

One thing to note, she told me she hasn't been posting as much (never said why) but said on weekends she's free and I can hit her up. I did. Never replied. She prolly focused on building her OF or some shit. Issa shame I actually wanted to make her my regular. Be safe fellas.

**BMoreDog69** · 04-05-26 12:18

Sorry to hear that brother. Thanks for TOFTT. Too bad as there is a lot to like. So many ladies are beyond just being phat. Further north, in Baltimore, I am afraid to even look at the ad listing as many of the ladies are just freaking awful.

If a lady doesn't take care of the pussy, regardless of the skin tone, it's going to stink, especially if she's taking D all day long. Even cleaning, with the wrong kind of products, can result in unpleasant odors. From her ad videos, I assume she may be offering bare services, which requires some extra attention to hygiene.

Originally Posted by CollegeParkBoy [View Original Post]

https://listcrawler.eu/last_phone_post/2403046514

TL: DR - $. 5 for SS. Looks like pictures. 4. 5 out of 5 BBJ. 2 out of 5 FS. Overpriced and under delivered.

Easy comms through text. Quoted $. 5 for SS and $$. 5 for HH. Sent addy and headed up. Private apartment complex. Asks for a 5 min out text no biggie. She was patient enough to guide me to her spot and come out cause I couldn't find the apartment numbers to save my life. Eventually saw her and got there. Quick greeting and small convo. Told me to get comfy. She was folding her kid's clothes so place was messy (no biggie). She put on some YouTube music, got a towel to lay on the sofa, then got to work. Asked if I preferred CBJ or bbj (a shocker yet appreciated it). Of course bbj. Started off mid but holy shit she took it up a notch. Sloppy and deep. She did stop after like 2 min I was basically ready and moved onto backshots. She got on the sofa so I hit it squatting. Ass was phat af. She moved a bit but nothing to ruin it. Sadly I caught a whiff and I was done. I don't get how the last part of her ad is a PSA to say you should "wash your dick and ass or I will embarrass you". Nah man. I'm always clean I expect the same. This experience was dead off that whiff. Blew in the bag eventually. Offered either bathroom to wash up or wipes. Took wipes. Did not remove the stench. Gave thanks and headed home. Her hygiene really spoiled this one for me.

Sure some may say "how you not figure that" cause she black or stereotypes what not. Ehh. Sucks to be me this dream. This puts me at the brink of quitting the hobby now. It's bad enough to pay that much but damn that's a rip off. Somebody got to do it I guess smh hardly see any new posts. I got to ask, do yall smell check before the deed and use that as a yay or nay to proceed with the dream? If I continue hobbying I might have to be a dick and do that. Anyways, be safe fellas.

**LuvEmyellow70** · 04-05-26 09:18

I had an HVAC dude come track down an A / C leak. He used a "sniffer" LOL.

I said a monger / engineer should make one of the for chicks. LOL.

Once I get a whiff of ass or in fresh test. I'm DONE.

Little man not having any of that. Goes limp. Like trying to push a rope. LOL.

**CollegeParkBoy** · 04-04-26 22:04

https://listcrawler.eu/last_phone_post/2403046514

TL: DR - $. 5 for SS. Looks like pictures. 4. 5 out of 5 BBJ. 2 out of 5 FS. Overpriced and under delivered.

Easy comms through text. Quoted $. 5 for SS and $$. 5 for HH. Sent addy and headed up. Private apartment complex. Asks for a 5 min out text no biggie. She was patient enough to guide me to her spot and come out cause I couldn't find the apartment numbers to save my life. Eventually saw her and got there. Quick greeting and small convo. Told me to get comfy. She was folding her kid's clothes so place was messy (no biggie). She put on some YouTube music, got a towel to lay on the sofa, then got to work. Asked if I preferred CBJ or bbj (a shocker yet appreciated it). Of course bbj. Started off mid but holy shit she took it up a notch. Sloppy and deep. She did stop after like 2 min I was basically ready and moved onto backshots. She got on the sofa so I hit it squatting. Ass was phat af. She moved a bit but nothing to ruin it. Sadly I caught a whiff and I was done. I don't get how the last part of her ad is a PSA to say you should "wash your dick and ass or I will embarrass you". Nah man. I'm always clean I expect the same. This experience was dead off that whiff. Blew in the bag eventually. Offered either bathroom to wash up or wipes. Took wipes. Did not remove the stench. Gave thanks and headed home. Her hygiene really spoiled this one for me.

Sure some may say "how you not figure that" cause she black or stereotypes what not. Ehh. Sucks to be me this dream. This puts me at the brink of quitting the hobby now. It's bad enough to pay that much but damn that's a rip off. Somebody got to do it I guess smh hardly see any new posts. I got to ask, do yall smell check before the deed and use that as a yay or nay to proceed with the dream? If I continue hobbying I might have to be a dick and do that. Anyways, be safe fellas.