Massage Parlor Reports

**Style Dogg** · 04-04-26 11:32

Was in town on business, and this place wasn't far from my hotel. So based on previous reviews, I decided to make a visit.

I got a stern reminder that YMMV and everyone's experience is different so do not go in with expectations.

I paid the hour house fee got comfortable. Do not remember her name. But she was on the little chubby side, but not bad looking. After a 10 minute or less shitty massage, was asked to flip, and outcomes the Jimmy hat. Ask for BBJ and was denied, so CBJ and tried FS, but that didn't work since the cover was WAY to small for me. So I asked her to finish me off with a handy. After a few, she got tired and said I could just finish myself off. I was like WTF. So I left unsatisfied with a circular bruise on my Johnson. In and out in 20 minutes and 240 light!!!!

I'm in San Francisco every few months on business and stay at the same hotel downtown. Needless to say, I will never be back to Crystal.

SD.

**Shure** · 03-21-26 13:06

Going back to the bay for a trip. Wonder what happened to Michelle from nikkis and summer from down a few blocks?!

**Ed Haskell** · 03-20-26 21:23

I had the good fortune to have a number of sessions with Summer last year at Angel Health Center near Golden Gate Park. Someone on this board tipped me off to her; very pretty maybe early-30's Chinese lady with a rocking, fit body. She gave a tremendous strong massage, and was fun with extras as well. She was very good to repeat visitors.

Alas, I was told back in January that she went back to China for Lunar New Year, but that ended some weeks ago. She's still not back and mamasan didn't know when she was coming back (so maybe she won't, who knows?

But if anyone sees her working somewhere else around town, please post, as I'd love to see her again. The other talent at Angel (that I've seen) were not in her class as far as looks go.

Thanks!

**Dancino** · 03-09-26 20:45

I don't usually go to MPs so maybe this is user error but I went to Crystal's today and I got nothing but a weird hand, foot, and head massage. I tried touching her leg and she said that I couldn't touch her and nothing escalated from there. Maybe I don't know the right keyword or something but that was my experience.

**StubbornMule** · 03-01-26 02:01

Originally Posted by SamuelRyanato [View Original Post]

Linda got them lush phat lips. Good choice I'd say at Emerald. Real easy getting to the place on stockton.

I could not get Linda out of my mind when I left. She looked real hot jerkin me like a weight shaker but the after party CBJ was icing on the cake. Linda was a nice package. Respectful service, bangin body, and the skills to make you go heads up 7 up. Nice nude lipstick on and some expensive perfume. No piv but I did get to enjoy fucking her mouth with those DSL.

She gagged a little and I think she even said something. No idea with all that cock in her mouth, LOL!

By "all that cock", he meant about 1-2 inches of meat, I guarantee it.

**Yarrcapn** · 02-27-26 14:15

Originally Posted by Mark2000 [View Original Post]

I've been reading lately so mixed reviews now on Crystal. Will be visiting soon. Any current reviews of the place. The last post wasn't stellar. I also see the place and Taylor advertising. They told me one Asian and 11 Latinas. Looking back it seems like that is not accurate at all from the reviews. Just wondering if anybody's been there lately their prices are around the same, but for an hour, which I doubt you'd actually get.

Seeing if there's any other options near downtown that maybe just offer a really good massage and a good L1..

Mark2000, your inbox is full.

**NuttyLoon** · 02-26-26 11:03

Originally Posted by Wayback [View Original Post]

I visited SF twice for business in January. Both times saw Yuri, a very attractive Vietnamese gal probably late 30's-early 40's. Pretty face, youthful Cs that appeared to be original equipment. Showered, then pretty thorough back massage wearing only a thong, with two floor length mirrors placed at side of head and foot of the table across the room. A bit of tease before the flip, then uncovered French then multi position FS that she was very enthusiastic for. 80 for an hour first time, 70 second visit. CIP first visit, CIM second. 240 tip. I would definitely visit again. Called ahead to book appt a couple hours ahead both times. Better facility than many AMPs.

Does CIP imply BBFS?

**Yarrcapn** · 02-23-26 15:50

I know of a good MMF provider at one of the aamps in DT sf. She is kind pf particular so DM me for more info.

**Yarrcapn** · 02-23-26 12:30

Found an AAMP that is open to mfm. Cute Viet MILF. Rooms are clean and pretty big. Friendly staff. Per her request, she prefers white or asian guys in fairly good shape. I don't think BBFS is on the table but YMMV. DM me if interested. Would need to happen on a weekday between 1-5.

**Wayback** · 02-17-26 09:01

Clarification: house fee was 80 / hour, 70/45 minutes.

**Wayback** · 02-16-26 09:57

I visited SF twice for business in January. Both times saw Yuri, a very attractive Vietnamese gal probably late 30's-early 40's. Pretty face, youthful Cs that appeared to be original equipment. Showered, then pretty thorough back massage wearing only a thong, with two floor length mirrors placed at side of head and foot of the table across the room. A bit of tease before the flip, then uncovered French then multi position FS that she was very enthusiastic for. 80 for an hour first time, 70 second visit. CIP first visit, CIM second. 240 tip. I would definitely visit again. Called ahead to book appt a couple hours ahead both times. Better facility than many AMPs.

**Mark2000** · 02-10-26 09:28

I've been reading lately so mixed reviews now on Crystal. Will be visiting soon. Any current reviews of the place. The last post wasn't stellar. I also see the place and Taylor advertising. They told me one Asian and 11 Latinas. Looking back it seems like that is not accurate at all from the reviews. Just wondering if anybody's been there lately their prices are around the same, but for an hour, which I doubt you'd actually get.

Seeing if there's any other options near downtown that maybe just offer a really good massage and a good L1.

Thanks.

**Folkster** · 02-08-26 18:18

Originally Posted by OhRiley [View Original Post]

Yeah can confirm Crystal Spa is a hot spot. Geary street. Haha I told Emily that I just got a promotion and that she needed to make this feel like a celebration. She joked about what I got, so I just handed her some cash. Emily looked cool with it. Very slow but firm massage. It's really what I needed after busting my ass. I don't know anything about massages, but it seemed perfect to me. Now Emily's celebration for me. With my dick all out, she wrapped one hand on the dick, and the other hand was rubbing my arms, chest, and hands. Felt so good. But it was even better when she added a bit spit and some DSL. Majority of the whole massage felt very proper so it was nice to see Emily go wild and let loose.

I saw Kelly, very hot Latina. Quoted house plus 140 for hands, 3 for FS. Acted like she didn't want to touch. I was a bit disappointed with th experience overall, an had to pass by another monger just sitting in the waiting room.

On the way out.

**Oh Riley** · 01-27-26 21:49

Yeah can confirm Crystal Spa is a hot spot. Geary street. Haha I told Emily that I just got a promotion and that she needed to make this feel like a celebration. She joked about what I got, so I just handed her some cash. Emily looked cool with it. Very slow but firm massage. It's really what I needed after busting my ass. I don't know anything about massages, but it seemed perfect to me. Now Emily's celebration for me. With my dick all out, she wrapped one hand on the dick, and the other hand was rubbing my arms, chest, and hands. Felt so good. But it was even better when she added a bit spit and some DSL. Majority of the whole massage felt very proper so it was nice to see Emily go wild and let loose.

**Yarrcapn** · 01-26-26 22:09

Sounds like Crystal is the best place for BBFS and not with some GILF. Would like to go at the same time. You go into room A and bust inside her and send her to my room immediately so I can have sloppy seconds. I can send her back to you for round 2 if you like. Would have to be a week day between noon and 3. Dm me if interested.