Massage Parlor Reports

[Supermanamp]

I went to see my girl Angela who you all know is back in town for April. I hadn't seen her since I banged her out in Santa Clara when I was there on a short trip to visit family. Angela loves my pounding power and just can't get enough of me, hahaha. We've had a very strong connection since we first met, and just keeps getting stronger with each session. If you keep up with both review websites, you know who I am and know that I've reviewed her extensively because of her phenomenal and extraordinary service. Angela is truly the best of the best in my opinion, and she has raised the bar really high for other girls to match her phenomenal service.

So I made my appointment directly with Angela, and she just couldn't wait to see me again. I arrived late at night for my appointment as that is my preferred time to show up for my pounding sessions with the girls. I rang the infamous doorbell that we all despise when we are banging out girls so sorry to the dude who was with Angela when I got there but it was time for you to go and my time to pound that big ass of hers, hahaha. Angela opened the door nude and looked sexy as fuck with those curves and big melons of hers. She was looking beautiful and amazing like always, and Mr. Happy just couldn't wait to get into her mouth and love canal, hahaha. She escorted me to the girls' lounge and said she was done and would just be a few minutes. I heard her escort the dude out, and then she came for me and put me in her room which was clean and ready for me already. She told me that she was going to shower and freshen up for me and left the room. I got undressed and put the donation on the small table and lay on the massage bed with the pillow under my head as usual waiting for Angela to come back. I've always skipped the massage with Angela, and I have no idea if she even offers a massage, hahaha. But I'm sure she does and does a good job at it for those who want a massage. My name's not Chuck, but I came to fuck, hahaha.

Angela returned and was still fully nude as she knows she has a body of a Goddess and likes to show it off. I sat up on the bed and pulled her close to me and we DFK passionately as I grabbed a handful of that bionic ass of hers, hahaha. As we kissed she said, "I missed you baby, did you miss me?" If you've been with her, you know she speaks English very well and has a cute sweet voice when she speaks. Of course I said I missed her because I did miss her. She had me lay down on my back, and she started to kiss and lick my neck. Then she moved down to my nipples and sucked and licked them for a while as she gave me eye contact. Eventually she moved down to Mr. Happy, and showed him some love with her mouth and tongue. Angela's sucking technique is just amazing and she's one of the best cock suckers I've been with if not the best. As she sucks, she twists her hand and it just feels so good. Holy shit! She had me moaning and squirming and curling my toes with pleasure as she worshiped Mr. Happy. Then she put the boys in her mouth and gave them a mean licking and sucking for a while and then went back to sucking Mr. Happy. She just slobbered spit all over my package, and I was excited and rock hard. She grabbed some wipes and wiped my bunghole and said, " You want Angela's tongue in your ass baby?" You don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure out that I said yes, hahaha. She propped my legs up in the air, and she went to town in my ass boys. Got dang! Angela must be a proctologist because she stuck her tongue deep in my bunghole as she made moaning sounds, hahaha. Holy fucking shit! She can lick a mean ass with her tongue as the sensation was incredible and Mr. Happy got harder than steel. She kept licking and tongue fucking me for a few minutes and couldn't get enough of blowing my bunghole.

She then rotated to the 69 position and she continued to give me an amazing BBBJ as I licked and tongued fucked her sweet and wet kitty and starfish. We were both moaning loudly with intense pleasure as we ate each other out. Holy crap! Then she said, "I want to come in your mouth baby. " So she straddled my face and started to face fuck me as she played with her clit and said, "You like Angela's pussy?" She grinded my face like crazy until she gushed her sweet and warm nectar in my mouth. And being the dirty fuck that I am, I swallowed her delicious sweet tasting pussy juice, hahaha. What an amazing and satisfying feeling knowing you excited and pleasured a girl so much that she just squirted with ecstasy in your mouth. She then got off of me and told me to stand up, and she got in the Tiffany position with her head hanging from the bed. Angela knows me really well and knows what I like which is one of the things I like about her because I don't have to tell her what to do. She took me in her warm wet mouth, and I throat fucked her as I massaged her soaking wet kitty cat with one hand and alternated squeezing her huge knockers with my other hand. I throat fucked the shit out of her and played with her kitty sensually until she convulsed and trembled with pleasure. When I pulled Mr. Happy out of her mouth, he was just covered in spit and was just such an erotic sight.

I was ready to fuck so she put the cover on Mr. Happy. She got on top of me in the RACG position, and she pounded the fuck out of me ferociously. She bounced up and down on Mr. Happy hard like she hadn't banged a cock in years, hahaha. She then rotated to the ACG and continued to slam me hard as we both moaned intensely. After a while she said, "I want you to fuck me baby and give me some power. " I put her in the missionary position, and I went straight to feet to shoulders and pummeled her hard. As I thrusted her hard, you could hear the loud clapping sounds. The mirror was right in front of me so of course I had to look and enjoy the view. I then transitioned her to K9 with her face flat on the bed and her humongous ass sticking up in the air, and I slipped in and pounded her into the massage bed with a fury. Next, I laid her flat on the bed, and I flat ironed her with long fast thrusts balls deep as I could feel her ass jiggling all over me and hear the loud clapping sounds. I then propped myself up in the prone bone position (like doing a push-up), and I jackhammered her some more for a few more minutes as she said, "You like my big ass baby?" I got up, and I transitioned her to the standing K9 position with her legs closed and feet on the floor and I held her hands behind her back as I banged her out hard. That ginormous ass of hers just bounced and clapped around everywhere with every fast and hard thrust I gave her. Holy fuck! She then said, "Baby, come in my mouth. I want to swallow your juice. " So I took the pounding into warp speed until I started to feel on edge and told her I was coming. She immediately dropped to her knees and ripped off the cover from Mr. Happy and sucked me off fast until I exploded my man juice in her mouth as she gave me eye contact. It was so fucking erotic as I trembled with pleasure. She kept sucking and sucking until every last drop of milk was drained from my nutsack. As she gave me eye contact and swallowed my nut, she stuck out her tongue and said, "I like to swallow your juice baby. " Holy shit! She's done this to me many times, and I love it every time.

Afterwards, I was a sweaty mess like after all my pounding sessions with the girls. She cleaned me up and we lay on the bed, cuddled, and chatted for a while. She asked me if I liked her teacher Rita and I said yes. If you read my review of Rita, you know she's one wild and crazy girl who loves to fuck. We talked for a few minutes and we caught up on everything. Then we went to the shower room together and we took a shower together. She made sure I was squeaky clean for my long trip back home. We went back to the room, and I got dressed. As she walked me to the door, she was still naked so I was admiring her beautiful sexy body as she led me to the door. I gave her one final hug and kiss and blew her kisses as she told me she loved me, hahaha. Of course, I consider her love words as part of the ultimate GFE sexual fantasy, but I have mentioned in my reviews that all the girls just love Superman, hahaha.

Angela is a Megastar and the GOAT in my opinion. She truly is the best of the Superstars. The best service and cock sucking queen in town right now. If you have been with her, you know I'm right. If you haven't, don't miss out while she's in town for the month of April. She's beautiful, curvy, voluptuous, with big cans and a gigantic ass. Enjoy her while she's here in Seattle. Angela is very busy so make sure you make an appointment if you want to see her. Oh yeah, I gave her an extra $ for the squirting. As always, your session experience might vary. Happy Mongering boys! Monger on!

[StuntDriver]

Visited Monica in Bellevue a month ago, drew Bei Bei, very good basic, moderately expensive but very good L1/ L2.

Visited today, drew Sofia, very good basic, overpriced and very uninspiring L1 (after a handsy, promising greeting.)

I generally don't haggle, this is supposed to be fun, save the hard work for buying cars and houses. Rather vote with my feet (I did almost walk.).

Advantage of the usual L3 spots is laying down a standard amount and everyone knows what's up.

Would be nice if there are reliable L1/ L2 spots with similar protocol.

Anyway, Monica unfortunately doesn't seem to be a set-and-forget good option.

The most reliable L1/ L2 shop I know of on the Eastside is Liya. The last few times I've travelled back to the rainy side of the state, I've found my way there for at least one visit. The AMP scene in Eastern WA has been hit and miss lately with way more misses than hits. I stopped by Liya two days ago was stoked to find tiny cutie Amy ready to welcome me. She has a very pretty face with an infectious smile that lights up a room and a chill sweetness that starts the relaxation the second I walk in. She's also a gym rat with a sporty athletic build and surprisingly strong hands for a girl her size.

Her massage skills are, not surprisingly, excellent — which is normal for this shop.

As always with Liya Kirkland and everywhere else, YMMV. But for what you're talking about, it's probably worth checking out. The second girl there was a tad far north of my preferred age range, but maybe her service makes up for it? I didn't find out. Amy was everything I needed.

House fees are 50/70 and I've never had upsell pressure here. I haven't gone to the other spa you mentioned in a while, so I'd be curious to hear your comparison.

TL; dr: Amy at Lita Kirkland is awesome and sounds like exactly what you're looking for.

[DrillHoleBB]

Made an appointment to see Nancy at Wednesday April Fool's 4/1 2 pm.

She is 5'3 ish maybe around 105 lbs. I'd say middle twenties.

Face:9/10 She's beautiful with attractive smile and eyes.

Body: Slim with perfect C cup and Cute bubble ass with long legs, good to grab and spank from behind.

Service: 9. 5/10 Nancy was enthusiastic and bubbly and enjoy from start to finish.

Start with relaxing massage for real and the flip, she start with BBBJ slow and deliberate, feel so great and then she perfect twins start slide all over on me through up with camel slide when we dfk and then 69 daty. Fiv her kittie Bush and she started moaning and Cover on and some CG, ACG and RCG until she got moan louder big O. Next K9, lazy K9, standing K9, standing missionary and ended in missionary with I rub the clit and she get louder and louder and her grip just getting tighter and whispers hun you make me cum multiple times and said let's finish together baby and give me kagel until I blow up with dfk.

After the main event, we just cuddled and kissing before she offered to give me a excellent massage and clean with the warm towels after that.

Excellent service, she's a mix of GFE / Pse.

I'll see her many more times before she left.

Thank you Nancy.

[DrillHoleBB]

Made an appointment to see Angela at Wednesday 4/1 9 am.

Jasmine open the door with smile, she's looks gorgeous with slim shape, ask me you have a appointment, I said yes with Angela at 9 am, she take me in the back room and said Angela will be ready in the minute she just finish shower.

In the minutes Angela come in and great me with hugs and kisses and be comfortable I'll be back after finish my makeup.

After undressed I get up in the table, in the minute door open and Angela with her Yoga pants showing her beautiful shape. And she start with a good solid massage few minutes and then she undressed showing her beautiful body. She start sliding nuru with her nice twins all over my back up and down. And Tuma this very interesting sensation, feel my morning like in heaven.

And then flipped she sliding top of me, camel slide, dfk, BBBJ slow and deliberate, feel so great and then 69, daty, she started moans and cover on ride me some CG, ACG, RCG slow to faster until she moan louder and louder and said baby I'm coming with long dfk. Next she want me pounding her from behind doggy, lazy doggie, standing doggie, standing missionary and missionary with she rub her clit when I'm pounding her slowly to faster back now forth and she moans louder and louder and her grip just getting tighter and her legs grab my back, dfk and whispers baby you make me cum multiple times let's cum together baby yes yes baby like there like there don't stop, yes I cum and she give me kagel until we finish together with dfk and I collapsed top of her enjoy the moment in a minutes with my D still inside her. After that she take out the cover and give me BBBJ to dry the last drop.

After that we just cuddle, kissing and talking and then clean me up.

Amazing April Fools Morning with Angela.

She's beautiful; Face 9/10, Body Perfect Photo Model and service 9/10 (yes, I do think + BBFS would be a 10).

I'll see Angela again.

Thank you Angela.

[Ampking69]

Joey has already became a favorite of mine since her last visit, thus when I found out that she's back this week, of course I had to arrange a meet-up. As I was driving towards BJ, my little bro was already half hard thinking about previous encounters with Joey (and her non-stop sexual energy). When I arrived at the spa and when Joey saw me inside the spa, immediately she approached me, and we started DFK while at the same time, her hand was already grabbing you-know-where (now fully hard).

Summary: LFK / DFK, BBBJ / DT, 69+FF / DATY, Cover, ACG, RCG, Stand K9, Stand Mish, Uncover, Stand BBBJ, CIM, Leg Massage.

For those who have met Joey already, you would know her sexual energy is just out of this world; she would go non-stop until you pop. After a quick mutual shower with a BBBJ preview, we returned to the back room and all fun began. We skipped massage altogether and Joey immediately put my junior inside her mouth for some BBBJ and DT. She then turned around laying on the table so I could FF her while DATY, which was pure joy.

Once covered, it's like Olympics with all different positions one can think of. Started off with a nice ACG when Joey slowly mounted herself on my junior, along with her horny eye contacts. She rode me for a decent few minutes and her boobs just bounced up and down. Once we switched to RCG, she would also massage my balls at the same time. Stand K9 was great where I got to pound her nice ass real hard and then we switched over to Stand Mish for a few minutes where I could speed up my throttle. Before I came, she kneed before me, removed the cover, and drained me with her signature BBBJCIM! This time she even grabbed my ass and forced my shaft deep down her throat!

I heard she'll be in Burien until month end; thus if you want to have some red bull experience with this rare sex toy, you better hurry and see Joey. In fact, I saw Bella on my way out and she looked fine as well! I'll probably book a 4-hand with Joey+Bella next week and see how that goes.

[KrDoggy]

Very few have Jenny's physique, but I love Linda's petite body and nice knockers. But you are right it is her service and attitude that really shines. Plus I just really dig it when I can get an girl off, and Linda reliably has massive orgasms with me that make me feel like a king. Only other ones in the area like that are Vivian at Lucky in Burien, and Sophia at Aroma Spa in Lake City.

Agree. I got a great experience with Linda. More "mature" and doesn't have a goddess body like Jenny but she more than makes up for it with skills and enthusiasm. I met Ruby and agree she looks like she's a lot of fun.

I was there today seeing my angelic Linda and met Ruby, taller with huge knockers and still slim hips and legs. Has a very sexy slutty look and I am told is a Greek goddess as well. Great options just south of downtown!

[Manager9]

How often do these providers answer the door naked, not just at Q? Seems like a treat for anyone. Also for those who are wondering can someone clue us in on stats on Jasmine and Angela at the Q this month?

If I recall Jasmine is on the skinnier side while Angela is more sports fit?

They are both very attractive. Jasmine is a bit smaller compared to Angela but they are both Perfect. You can see either of them and you will not leave the shop disappointed.

[Manager9]

I got on here just to see how some of these were doing in your fine city. Like I said before, you guys have a very active forum like we do in Orlando. And I'm not going to lie. I'm a little jealous that a couple of these girls left Orlando and are now in Seattle. LOL. Jasmine (Amber in Orlando) will be missed greatly over here (been seeing her for a year and a half now) she had many positive reviews and she's always a blast. That girls doggy style is the best out of any girl. Then there's Joey which I think she still goes by the same name in Seattle and I saw her for the first time in Orlando last week and went back the next day for seconds, now I know why you guys like her so much. She's incredible. Oh and you guys have Angela and you just had Rita for a month. Damn!!

Have fun guys and thanks for all the entertaining reviews.

You are from Orlando and did not mention Vivi? I absolutely love Angela, Jasmine and many others but if you haven't seen Vivi yet then I'll say that you definitely should see her. She was on a break last time I had a chat with her but she should be back in Orlando soon if she hasn't already.

[Vator2]

Report on the other board 5 in Kent last month and 110 in Bellevue and 100 in Seattle!

Any truth to this?

Lets stay safe out there!

[FootyFanatic14]

Honestly that would be the riskiest thing any provider could do at a spa considering anyone could be behind the door (LEO, Undercover, Health Department, etc.) That's not to say it's impossible, I've had something similar happen but it was with someone I had known for years and had an appointment with and it was at the back door. So I wouldn't expect something similar to happen to you.

How often do these providers answer the door naked, not just at Q? Seems like a treat for anyone. Also for those who are wondering can someone clue us in on stats on Jasmine and Angela at the Q this month?

If I recall Jasmine is on the skinnier side while Angela is more sports fit?

[DrillHoleBB]

Make an appointment with Rita, the first one at 3/12 10 pm and the 2nd at 3/20 11 pm.

Both appointment was great time and amazing.

Beautiful girl, perfect body, beautiful face, attitude and service.

First visit 2 x and 2nd visit 1 x.

All of your standards acronyms like, relaxing massage, dfk, BBBJ, 69, daty, cg, rcg, acg, doggie, lazy doggie, standing doggie, standing missionary, missionary, missionary edge of the table with both legs in your shoulder, soft moan. Louder and louder moans she was very responsive and enjoy the O multiple.

Overall Rita was great. This girl is quintessential GFE mix Pse. She perfect and I wouldn't change a thing.

Face: 9/10, Body Perfect Slender with nice 32 C and service 9/10.

I'll see her again if she come back in summer.

Rita recommended me about Angela.

Thank you Rita.

[WhereYouWrite]

Visited Monica in Bellevue a month ago, drew Bei Bei, very good basic, moderately expensive but very good L1/ L2.

Visited today, drew Sofia, very good basic, overpriced and very uninspiring L1 (after a handsy, promising greeting.)

I generally don't haggle, this is supposed to be fun, save the hard work for buying cars and houses. Rather vote with my feet (I did almost walk.).

Advantage of the usual L3 spots is laying down a standard amount and everyone knows what's up.

Would be nice if there are reliable L1/ L2 spots with similar protocol.

Anyway, Monica unfortunately doesn't seem to be a set-and-forget good option.

They responded to my text to them, they offer reasonable redress in a future visit. If and when, I'll report how it goes.

[WhereYouWrite]

Visited Monica in Bellevue a month ago, drew Bei Bei, very good basic, moderately expensive but very good L1/ L2.

Visited today, drew Sofia, very good basic, overpriced and very uninspiring L1 (after a handsy, promising greeting.)

I generally don't haggle, this is supposed to be fun, save the hard work for buying cars and houses. Rather vote with my feet (I did almost walk.).

Advantage of the usual L3 spots is laying down a standard amount and everyone knows what's up.

Would be nice if there are reliable L1/ L2 spots with similar protocol.

Anyway, Monica unfortunately doesn't seem to be a set-and-forget good option.

[Pbmgd]

I was there today seeing my angelic Linda and met Ruby, taller with huge knockers and still slim hips and legs. Has a very sexy slutty look and I am told is a Greek goddess as well. Great options just south of downtown!

Agree. I got a great experience with Linda. More "mature" and doesn't have a goddess body like Jenny but she more than makes up for it with skills and enthusiasm. I met Ruby and agree she looks like she's a lot of fun.

[MassagedGuy]

It must have been a slow Saturday night. I was treated at the door by a nude Rita and before the closed she was hugging and kissing me. She asked what I wanted and I provided her with $$ She then asked if I wanted two girls and I said yes. I was then escorted to a room and asked to prepare. Not more than a minute after I layed down Emma came walking in. She was quick to begin the session. After about 10 minutes of BBBJ Rita joined us. Rita was quick to make sure both girls were BBBJ together and kissing each other at the same time. After about 10 more minutes I was DATY Emma white Rita jumped on in reverse cowgirl. Rita seemed to really enjoy every minute of the ride. Before long they switched places. I asked for doggy and Rita went first while Emma provided a massage while fondling my balls. They then switched positions again and this time Rita became my biggest cheerleader, telling me to fuck Emma harder and harder all while erotically massaging me. Rita joined in with me in all of the touching I did on Emma. It was as heavenly satisfying for the full release! Emma even provided some aftercare massage that left me believing this was all a dream.

How often do these providers answer the door naked, not just at Q? Seems like a treat for anyone. Also for those who are wondering can someone clue us in on stats on Jasmine and Angela at the Q this month?

If I recall Jasmine is on the skinnier side while Angela is more sports fit?