Massage Parlor Reports

**KrDoggy** · 04-01-26 12:45

We need you to explore this option for us Ampking! .

Originally Posted by Ampking69 [View Original Post]

MMS told me that Joey is back at *Blue Jade* this month as well.

If she actually slims down, then I have to see her before traffic picks up again.

**Ampking69** · 04-01-26 12:35

Originally Posted by FlyingGolfball [View Original Post]

I believe blue jade, not Brisa.

My bad, you are correct.

I was thinking about Burien but ended up typing Brisa.

**Ampking69** · 04-01-26 12:34

Originally Posted by Supermanamp [View Original Post]

Angela is a Megastar and the GOAT in my books. She is young, beautiful, curvy, voluptuous, with huge "D" juicy melons, and a humongous ass as big as Jupiter, hahaha. She also likes her job and loves to fuck. Her menu of services is extensive including Greek and squirting for an extra tip.

I've seen her twice but never knew about the extended menu; what's the upcharge for those?

**FlyingGolfball** · 04-01-26 12:30

Originally Posted by Ampking69 [View Original Post]

MMS told me that Joey is back at Brisa this month as well.

If she actually slims down, then I have to see her before traffic picks up again.

I believe blue jade, not Brisa.

**Ampking69** · 04-01-26 12:26

Originally Posted by KrDoggy [View Original Post]

I had not experienced Kitty, but Joey one of the all-time greats in the area. Shorter, not as conventionally pretty as Kitty, but holy shit service to die for.

I keep hearing (on other boards) that Joey is slimming down, and I would not even have asked for that.

Her mind is a sex toy.

MMS told me that Joey is back at *Blue Jade* this month as well.

If she actually slims down, then I have to see her before traffic picks up again.

**Supermanamp** · 04-01-26 12:15

Originally Posted by IstlFun [View Original Post]

Wow angela is back alrdy, is this April fool? Can't wait to have jr in her tight ass and pound her hard, she the goat.

This is not an April's Fools joke. Angela is back at Q this month. Both Angela and Jasmine will suck and fuck your brains out. Go see Angela for the fuck of your life. I have a strong connection with Angela, but she has told me she likes to please and make everyone happy. I have reviewed her extensively on the other popular review site. Don't miss out boys! I am D2 K and Superman! Monger on!

**IstlFun** · 04-01-26 11:58

Originally Posted by Supermanamp [View Original Post]

Q is stacked in April with two ATFs that love to fuck. If they accept the standard donation, then that's great but we all know how this goes so don't whine if you don't get it. And yes, there's literally hundreds of shops in the Seattle area so do go somewhere else if this shop doesn't meet your needs. A quick recap of the girls vitals.

Jasmine is young, beautiful, a sexy spinner, with nice "B" nature melons, who likes to kiss, and definitely likes her job and likes to fuck like crazy. She likes to dirty talk and sucks a mean cock.

Angela is a Megastar and the GOAT in my books. She is young, beautiful, curvy, voluptuous, with huge "D" juicy melons, and a humongous ass as big as Jupiter, hahaha. She also likes her job and loves to fuck. Her menu of services is extensive including Greek and squirting for an extra tip.

Wow angela is back alrdy, is this April fool? Can't wait to have jr in her tight ass and pound her hard, she the goat.

**Supermanamp** · 04-01-26 09:11

Originally Posted by KrDoggy [View Original Post]

Angela and Jasmine in place now, both super high quality and know the area. Jasmine (and Summer) convinced mgmt to stick to standard rates to be competitive in the past.

They will be very busy but I'd guess way less haggling.

Rita fantastic and I'm very happy she will be back, she pushed for a premium, and mostly got it. She is not really a part of the Seattle scene yet but she did develop some affectionate contacts, including me.

Q is stacked in April with two ATFs that love to fuck. If they accept the standard donation, then that's great but we all know how this goes so don't whine if you don't get it. And yes, there's literally hundreds of shops in the Seattle area so do go somewhere else if this shop doesn't meet your needs. A quick recap of the girls vitals.

Jasmine is young, beautiful, a sexy spinner, with nice "B" nature melons, who likes to kiss, and definitely likes her job and likes to fuck like crazy. She likes to dirty talk and sucks a mean cock.

Angela is a Megastar and the GOAT in my books. She is young, beautiful, curvy, voluptuous, with huge "D" juicy melons, and a humongous ass as big as Jupiter, hahaha. She also likes her job and loves to fuck. Her menu of services is extensive including Greek and squirting for an extra tip.

You can't go wrong at Q this month. The girls work together in a duo as I'm speaking from first hand experience before I started writing reviews. A duo might be the only way I can see Jasmine as Angela feels left out and jealous if I see another girl in the shop, hahaha. Don't miss out at Q this month. Monger on!

**KrDoggy** · 04-01-26 06:56

Angela and Jasmine in place now, both super high quality and know the area. Jasmine (and Summer) convinced mgmt to stick to standard rates to be competitive in the past.

They will be very busy but I'd guess way less haggling.

Rita fantastic and I'm very happy she will be back, she pushed for a premium, and mostly got it. She is not really a part of the Seattle scene yet but she did develop some affectionate contacts, including me.

Originally Posted by HouseFriedRice [View Original Post]

Yea I know a lot of shops operate this way, but it also just means they've been consistently bad and the owners don't bother / care about bookings enough to push that policy onto the girls. I know others have had problems with booking at Shanghai / Best / BJ, but I've found them (and JM) to be much better about my appointments personally so I prefer going to them even if it's a little further.

As for my recent Q booking I had actually requested the time 30 minutes earlier and they were the ones countering with the appointment time that I accepted. Really unclassy of Rita to try to haggle with me when she messed up my appointment.

**KrDoggy** · 04-01-26 06:37

That may lesson the sting of recent departures.

Originally Posted by KrDoggy [View Original Post]

She will be at Blue Jade. I texted Joey directly and got an unintelligible response LOL.

Just need to know when.

Originally Posted by BbKingg [View Original Post]

I heard Joey will be back at Blue Jade in April. Can anyone confirm?

**Panchito33** · 04-01-26 01:22

I've had this date circled on my calendar for a few weeks. Made special arrangements with Jasmine to meet up late after closing as soon as soon as she landed in Seattle. Jasmine is my ATF, love a good spinner and her body is tight, milky white and just the right size for fun and I just had to be the first. As soon as I see her, she jumps into my arms and shoves her tongue down my throat, missed you too bb. "Let's have fun", she says as she holds my hand and leads me to the room. We made out as she's stripping down my pants and boxers to get to my cock, strokes it while we tongue wrestle. Drops to her knees and begins a soft, sensual BBBJ. Man, I've missed her mouth. My cock looks huge going in and out. Has me lay on the bed and continues sucking me, spinning into 69. Cute ass, I spread the lips and dive right in, licking that wet pussy while she goes ham on my cock. No rush as she lets me eat to my hearts content. Time to fuck, cover goes on and she mounts me ACG, as I lay back and let her squat and go to work. I pull her in to make out while she rides me, sits and starts to grind the fuck out of me. Switch to K9 and this is where she shines. I insert my dick and she arches that back and starts to fuck me right back. I grab on to that ass and pound away. Jasmine is tiny, but she takes it like a champ. Change to standing mish, and have her lay on her back, I start with sucking on her tits. Make my way down to her belly, cute belly ring, give it quick playful tug with my teeth before I make my way down to feasting on her pussy again, this time pinning her legs back and getting access to DATO. Tongue fuck her ass while I'm rubbing her clit. She's getting pretty hot and tells me to fuck her so back to pounding. After a while I pick her up and fuck her while I'm holding her up. The beauty of fucking a spinner. Set her back down and put her into standing doggie. Quick DATO to enjoy her cute ass. Insert my cock back into her pussy from the rear, this time I fuck the shit out of her from behind. I can feel I'm about to finish, and she already knows how I like to blast in her mouth. Sucks my dick until there is nothing left. God, I missed Jasmine. Excuses herself to clean up, returns and proceeds to give me a nice head massage as we catch up on our adventures. On my way out, Angela comes over to say hi, I had just seen Angela a couple weeks ago in San Jose, plants a big wet kiss on me and tells me make sure I come back for her. Fuck yeah, I will. Both girls officially start tomorrow. I'm already planning on coming back to see them both. Enjoy!

**HouseFriedRice** · 04-01-26 00:55

Originally Posted by Supermanamp [View Original Post]

The girls monitor the phone at Q

Yea I know a lot of shops operate this way, but it also just means they've been consistently bad and the owners don't bother / care about bookings enough to push that policy onto the girls. I know others have had problems with booking at Shanghai / Best / BJ, but I've found them (and JM) to be much better about my appointments personally so I prefer going to them even if it's a little further.

As for my recent Q booking I had actually requested the time 30 minutes earlier and they were the ones countering with the appointment time that I accepted. Really unclassy of Rita to try to haggle with me when she messed up my appointment.

**Jazzy Daddy** · 04-01-26 00:29

Originally Posted by Yamaha2000 [View Original Post]

I had similar experience where booker double booked me despite me booking a day in advanced and also calling her one hour before my appointment. When I texted her my disappointment afterwards, she told me that no shops are able to honor appointments and if I am not happy, go elsewhere.

Unless booker takes better care of repeat customers I won't be coming here.

I agree I'm boycotting this spa until they get it right, plenty of other places to spend money!

**KrDoggy** · 04-01-26 00:06

She will be at Blue Jade. I texted Joey directly and got an unintelligible response LOL.

Just need to know when.

Originally Posted by BbKingg [View Original Post]

I heard Joey will be back at Blue Jade in April. Can anyone confirm?

**KrDoggy** · 03-31-26 23:40

3rd visit to Jenny today, no table shower no massage, just straight to DFK, suck on those amazing tits, and extensive DATY. Her body is truly a wonderland.

69 with unreal good sloppy BBBJ. Standing mish then doggy was all that was required, just too too good. Blamo.

Afterwards I achieved my patented "girl dead asleep on my shoulder" status. I'm such a seductive dweeb.

Jenny is just at JM this week then gone, met some of the new crew, happy to be with Jenny. Will try out new blood later.