Massage Parlor Reports

**HappyXxx** · 04-01-26 07:24

Originally Posted by BooBoo24 [View Original Post]

Oh Jesus, here we go, another "tell 'em I sent you" guy...hahaha! I've been lurking on the Seattle forum for a couple of years as the lovely O-town girls sometimes tour there. There was some dude out there that would post on their forum to tell the girls you were friends with Big Monkey in order to get good service, that it would somehow "help you" or "be helpful". He has since been booted from that forum, but could you imagine walking into a spa and going, "I'm a friend of Big Monkey" having never met the dude and he never met you? LOL

I remember asking Kelly about that once last year when we were hanging out at Orchid, she told me she had just arrived from Seattle. I was like, "Oh, you must have been going by ***** out there?" She had rebranded like a lot of girls do when they travel. She was like how did you know that? I said I could tell by reading the details on the forum! I asked her, "Why does everyone out there have to say they know Big Monkey in order to get good service?" She just laughed and distracted with me with some of her "charms". I forgot all about it because who really gives a shit anyway!

My guess is that it's their way to track what business they are actually getting from readers on this website...versus RM, AMPREV, etc. And I would caution putting anything into a translation app that could be taken wrong with the slightest little typo. Hahaha!

Be safe, boys!

Oh, he got booted? That's hilarious!

**HappyXxx** · 04-01-26 07:20

Originally Posted by Suepaman [View Original Post]

Asking where Kelly will be at? Top tier. But if want to keep incognito, I understand.

She at M&why.

**MarkGew** · 04-01-26 06:16

Originally Posted by MikeFly [View Original Post]

Guys,

Which of these spas shows the girls actual pictures online with their true age in the Orlando vicinity? I'm looking for places that has pretty young ones (of course 18+) although the service might not be that great due to experience. I have been accustomed to AMP posting or sending pictures that is not that of the actual girl and this just gets to me which is why I am not much of an AMP person. Additionally, I am looking for FS with BBFS.

I've read about Meiji and Tokyo. I am actually coming from out of town and wanted to keep my option open if I have any free day.

TIA.

You might get a real picture occasionally, but age? Forget about it! Until, God forbid after a bust you see their mugshots and then you say, damn! 33! She said she was 21!... And looked like she was 19.....with asian girls add 10 years to whatever they say maybe more 🤣

**Suepaman** · 04-01-26 00:36

Originally Posted by HappyXxx [View Original Post]

I but Kelly will be back tomorrow morning, so you know where I will be bright and early the next few mornings.

Asking where Kelly will be at? Top tier. But if want to keep incognito, I understand.

**HappyXxx** · 03-31-26 23:54

Originally Posted by BooBoo24 [View Original Post]

Oh boy, remember to stay hydrated and to come up for air once in a while! Hahaha, enjoy!

Thanks man, good looking out. LOL. Sometimes I forget to breathe!

**MikeFly** · 03-31-26 23:32

Guys,

Which of these spas shows the girls actual pictures online with their true age in the Orlando vicinity? I'm looking for places that has pretty young ones (of course 18+) although the service might not be that great due to experience. I have been accustomed to AMP posting or sending pictures that is not that of the actual girl and this just gets to me which is why I am not much of an AMP person. Additionally, I am looking for FS with BBFS.

I've read about Meiji and Tokyo. I am actually coming from out of town and wanted to keep my option open if I have any free day.

TIA.

**BooBoo24** · 03-31-26 22:52

Originally Posted by HappyXxx [View Original Post]

but Kelly will be back tomorrow morning, so you know where I will be bright and early the next few mornings.

Oh boy, remember to stay hydrated and to come up for air once in a while! Hahaha, enjoy!

**BooBoo24** · 03-31-26 22:43

Originally Posted by MartinHero69 [View Original Post]

If you see Victoria.

Tell her small piggie says hi.

(Use Google Translate if needed.)

Don't worry about explaining it.

She'll know.

I am told Victoria likes small piggie friends.

It might be helpful.

Could work with Abby or Bella too.

Same idea.

Abby and Bella LOVE little piggie friends!

Oh Jesus, here we go, another "tell 'em I sent you" guy...hahaha! I've been lurking on the Seattle forum for a couple of years as the lovely O-town girls sometimes tour there. There was some dude out there that would post on their forum to tell the girls you were friends with Big Monkey in order to get good service, that it would somehow "help you" or "be helpful". He has since been booted from that forum, but could you imagine walking into a spa and going, "I'm a friend of Big Monkey" having never met the dude and he never met you? LOL

I remember asking Kelly about that once last year when we were hanging out at Orchid, she told me she had just arrived from Seattle. I was like, "Oh, you must have been going by ***** out there?" She had rebranded like a lot of girls do when they travel. She was like how did you know that? I said I could tell by reading the details on the forum! I asked her, "Why does everyone out there have to say they know Big Monkey in order to get good service?" She just laughed and distracted with me with some of her "charms". I forgot all about it because who really gives a shit anyway!

My guess is that it's their way to track what business they are actually getting from readers on this website...versus RM, AMPREV, etc. And I would caution putting anything into a translation app that could be taken wrong with the slightest little typo. Hahaha!

Be safe, boys!

**RowdyReptile** · 03-31-26 20:04

Originally Posted by HappyXxx [View Original Post]

I agree I would say Ari just because we all know her, I'm sure the other girls might be good, but you're taking a chance. We know Dick Jackman is going to see all those other girls and he's always going give an honest review so I may wait for him to do his thing before I decide who I see later in the week but Kelly will be back tomorrow morning, so you know where I will be bright and early the next few mornings.

I hope she doesn't April Fool you tomorrow and not be there!

That would be a Boner downer.

**MarkGew** · 03-31-26 20:03

Originally Posted by HappyXxx [View Original Post]

I definitely had a blast out there in Brevard the other week, nothing like getting yelled at by one girl for being too loud while you're still pounding the other girl. Who's the other girl working with Mya (aka Wendy) that was yelling at me? She looked pretty nice and I might have to give her a round of D and let's see if she can keep quiet. Hahaha.

That was Aries, she "might" be going back to 5 star for April, I'll be checking in 5 star on easter, only day off for a while, got on a gig this week close to 5 star.
but no free time those guys are way behind on a time-sensitive contract I'll be putting in 68-72 hours a week making a killing, tax free overtime!

Thanks to the Donald 🤣.

**MarkGew** · 03-31-26 19:52

Originally Posted by JayJayTwo [View Original Post]

Dude, your inbox is full! Time to clear out some space, my friend!

Just did some deleting, fire away!

**Scc5112** · 03-31-26 19:39

Great recommendation.

I was a little sad to see that Bella looked a bit bruised up, but despite that, she still provided excellent service.

To my fellow mongers, please resist the urge to leave marks like that on these sweethearts, we're gentlemen after all.

**JayJayTwo** · 03-31-26 16:36

Originally Posted by JayJayTwo [View Original Post]

Was the pussy pink and the booty hole brown? 🤣.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Agp7...&start_radio=1

Originally Posted by HappyXxx [View Original Post]

Lmao! Now I have that damn song stuck in my head. LOL. I'll have to add this to my playlist when I'm in the room with the girls and I'm playing music.

It's damn catchy, just a good old fashioned ear worm! Well, maybe not "old fashioned" but you get the idea!

**JayJayTwo** · 03-31-26 16:34

Originally Posted by MarkGew [View Original Post]

Yeah man that's fucked up, The audacity of some people, guess there's one in every crowd.

Dude needs to stay on rubmaps!

Dude, your inbox is full! Time to clear out some space, my friend!

**Solman816** · 03-31-26 15:33

Originally Posted by DickJackman [View Original Post]

Airi did a previous Orlando tour in August 2025 to rave reviews, including my own. She has the highest recommendation and might be the single most popular Meiji provider thus far.

I haven't seen Blue and Mio yet but am hoping to see them this week.

I suppose Airi going to be my cream filled twinkle next week then.