Massage Parlor Reports

[DoYouKnow]

Hello out there.

Followed up on your review and discovered a new phenomenon; "Golden Hand job Syndrome. " Here is what transpired.

Called and texted early morning, Asked for 10 am later got a response offer 1030 OK.

Arrive on time 20 minutes of delay with multiple text saying just a second.

Get inside nice place Beautiful tall 30 something Thai lady Things are looking great.

Perfect timing my Dude, I was in comms with her and was going to pull the trigger with her but spider senses was like nah, these influx of THAI ladies have lost their ever lasting mind, charging porn star rates for sub par services. If we stop paying them for their GPS, GHJ and the mindset that they are worth it, then again charging more than the latino baddies. Now of course there are some PROS and CONS with locations, cleanliness and not being interrupted but the hell with that. I will just keep my close circle of AMPs and 1 or 2 INDY. S but the rest of these chicks need to go somewhere with this PRICE increases for some fake tits and a look. Well that just IMHO. I don't contribute to them anymore. Happy Hunting.

[OldBoomer]

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/fairfax/13322137.html

Amy is back in Fairfax for a few weeks. Her massage is one of the best I've had in a while. She's super sweet, very thorough and attentive to your needs. She smells amazing and her gentle voice makes the visit even more enjoyable. After the massage she's take great care to ensure you leave relaxed and happy. Her picture is accurate and she's even more beautiful in person. It's standard service for the price of the session. YMMV but you won't regret seeing her.

Kid.

Hello out there.

Followed up on your review and discovered a new phenomenon; "Golden Hand job Syndrome. " Here is what transpired.

Called and texted early morning, Asked for 10 am – later got a response offer 1030 – OK.

Arrive on time – 20 minutes of delay with multiple text saying just a second.

Get inside – nice place – Beautiful tall 30 something Thai lady – Things are looking great.

Then.

I tell her I am looking for full service. She responds very politely, "I don't do full service".

OK, I ask for a blow job (did not specify a cover or not). She asks for 180, I ask her 180 total?, she says no 120 plus 180 or 300. I say no that is too much, and say I will settle for a hand job and the one hour massage.

She asks me for 100 for the HJ, total 220!

I say no thanks. She says wait, there is another girl who will do FS.

She leaves for about 5 minutes; I hear a discussion and a 60 something lady comes in and says she does FS for 300. She is not attractive and her demeaner is poor. I suspect she there in a mamasan role. I tell her, no but thank you. I collect my shoes, Amy helps me put them on at the door, and I go.

As you say YMMV. I hope we are no moving toward paying 220 for a HJ, 300 for a BJ, or worse 300 for an old grumpy lady to fuck. Crazy pricing or not, I did my best to be polite.

The ladies at May Wellness are just as pretty and offer great HJ / massage service for 70+50. That is 100 less than Amy. The May ladies are also generally on time. Why would anyone go to Amy?

[MikeWhiskey]

Lily had (has) great nipples. I miss her.

I tried many times to get her to come out retirement and wasn't successful. Then I lost communication with her. She was great!

[DoYouKnow]

Went to the spa for my appointment with Alejandra. I met gabby at the desk and was blown away away by her rack, she had the lowest cut shirt on that was stunning. Her boobs looked so good, I almost switched my appointment with her, but I've see her a few times and wanted to see someone new. Taken to the back by a young cute girl, I have no idea who she is, but I would see her.

Now in the room, I met Alejandra. She's 30 something with long dark hair with a great body. During the massage her nails feel so good when she uses them. Asked me if my first time and I said no. Once we got to the flip it was really hot. She got naked fast and I got to enjoy her b cups in my mouth. She did light kissing maybe more. I'm not sure. We went to cowgirl and I didn't last long. I regret not getting a BJ, but it was a very hot experience. A 7. 5 out of 10 for me.

The week prior at Fhoh I saw Mia, that girl get wild and is insane when she is horny. What was nice during the massage she kept accidentally grazing her crotch on my hand. FS was very hot and she kisses deep, but again I missed the BJ. Small boobs, but she extremely responsive and I would l repeat, I give her and 8 out of the 10.

My next trip will be for gabby and big fake boobs. , because I think I've seen everyone at this point. I do like the spa, just hate the location.

I totally agree but damn Gabby is so damn delicious, haven't seen here in a minute but now after reading this post, I will visit with her this week. She is so damn hot and those boobs are a force to be reckoned with, Brick hard in seconds.

[MarcusGoinsBig]

Went to the spa for my appointment with Alejandra. I met gabby at the desk and was blown away away by her rack, she had the lowest cut shirt on that was stunning. Her boobs looked so good, I almost switched my appointment with her, but I've see her a few times and wanted to see someone new. Taken to the back by a young cute girl, I have no idea who she is, but I would see her.

Now in the room, I met Alejandra. She's 30 something with long dark hair with a great body. During the massage her nails feel so good when she uses them. Asked me if my first time and I said no. Once we got to the flip it was really hot. She got naked fast and I got to enjoy her b cups in my mouth. She did light kissing maybe more. I'm not sure. We went to cowgirl and I didn't last long. I regret not getting a BJ, but it was a very hot experience. A 7. 5 out of 10 for me.

The week prior at Fhoh I saw Mia, that girl get wild and is insane when she is horny. What was nice during the massage she kept accidentally grazing her crotch on my hand. FS was very hot and she kisses deep, but again I missed the BJ..

I have not yet visited FHOH, but I am curious what you don't like about the location?

[Pbarber307]

Reminds me of Asian Lily in Centreville with the "midget thumbs". See Creeping's report on the Escort Reports thread #4548 (03-27-2019). Gorbot was kind enough to provide illustration in #4729 (04-12-2019), reproduced here for convenience and entertainment purposes..

Lily had (has) great nipples. I miss her.

Thanks, PA! I forgot to attach the photos. Here they are in case folks don't want to scroll back into the archives.

[Jim Rob]

Went to the spa for my appointment with Alejandra. I met gabby at the desk and was blown away away by her rack, she had the lowest cut shirt on that was stunning. Her boobs looked so good, I almost switched my appointment with her, but I've see her a few times and wanted to see someone new. Taken to the back by a young cute girl, I have no idea who she is, but I would see her.

Now in the room, I met Alejandra. She's 30 something with long dark hair with a great body. During the massage her nails feel so good when she uses them. Asked me if my first time and I said no. Once we got to the flip it was really hot. She got naked fast and I got to enjoy her b cups in my mouth. She did light kissing maybe more. I'm not sure. We went to cowgirl and I didn't last long. I regret not getting a BJ, but it was a very hot experience. A 7. 5 out of 10 for me.

The week prior at Fhoh I saw Mia, that girl get wild and is insane when she is horny. What was nice during the massage she kept accidentally grazing her crotch on my hand. FS was very hot and she kisses deep, but again I missed the BJ. Small boobs, but she extremely responsive and I would l repeat, I give her and 8 out of the 10.

My next trip will be for gabby and big fake boobs. , because I think I've seen everyone at this point. I do like the spa, just hate the location.

[SillyBill]

All these wild kitty posts are obviously fake.

[RubLover21]

BBBJ till I was about to poo told its time to fuck.

Please please please proof-read your posts.

[PilotAviator]

Reminds me of Asian Lily in Centreville with the "midget thumbs". See Creeping's report on the Escort Reports thread #4548 (03-27-2019). Gorbot was kind enough to provide illustration in #4729 (04-12-2019), reproduced here for convenience and entertainment purposes.

PB.

Lily had (has) great nipples. I miss her.

[DoYouKnow]

Haven't been out there in ages but found this spot near my barber. Just wanted a facial with red light therapy and a 30 min massage and damn Emma was just gorgeous as ever. Super clean spot and decorated exquisite. Nice natural c rack average ass, nice legs and she is so sensual and sexy with the whispering in the ears, music loud enough to mask any noise. 2 level spa off on Roger bacon rd under the auspices of Ora beauty and spa. Facial was just what I needed. I was only there to check out the place and was worth it. Will definitely make it a go to place for nice facial and LI but I'm sure that menu opens up. Lovely session with one sexy as Chinese MILF with some gorgeous hair. She definitely was feeling me. If she ever gets into passionate kissing I would blow my load a lot faster. Definitely recommend this spot.

$$. 2.

+1 703-282-0XXX.

112XX Roger Bacon Dr STE 6, Reston.

[Pbarber307]

Not specifically referring to NPNG Candy, but providers in general.

Do they have some magic trick that gives them big, stiff, pencil eraser sized nipples? Even when they're not aroused, as soon as the tits are exposed, the nipples are erect. I see this across the Asian ethnicities and curious how they get them so big and always poking out?

Any ideas?

Reminds me of Asian Lily in Centreville with the "midget thumbs". See Creeping's report on the Escort Reports thread #4548 (03-27-2019). Gorbot was kind enough to provide illustration in #4729 (04-12-2019), reproduced here for convenience and entertainment purposes.

PB.

[Bazzook]

Found an ad for this place earlier live nearby and glad I hooked up. Ok- little dynamo this girl Anna is. Right away she's in a booty shorts and a tank top. She has all natural she cut titties and looks spectacular. She takes him by the hand and I love the view from behind as we walked to the room. Back to the room and she gives a great massage and an even better finish. Asks if I want oil. Asks about pressure. Works every muscle very well. You can tell she's actually had some training at this she knows exactly how to handle the all the knots. Flip- jumps up on table naked for titty massage and kissing my neck. Very GFE and fun. BBBJ till I was about to poo told its time to fuck. Cover goes on and so does she. Slides right on. Bounces for a while. Then standing Mish and kitty petting. Finish in bag and jump on table on back. She pulls off condom and suck my cock clean. Oh my she is a keeper. Off to get hot towels. Then a bit more massage and snuggle and kisses on the table. Very attentive and I will be back.

https://adultsearch.com/us/virginia/...y-rubs/3787334

[DrillSergeqnt]

Is she retired or taking a break? She used to greet me when I was leaving even I saw other girls but I haven't seen her for weeks.

[BubbleBoi402]

The anticipation had been building after I stumbled upon Lisa's profile on https://bsky.app/profile/onespava.bs.../3mhounmq6y22i Her photos promised a goddess-like figure with curves that could make a saint reconsider his vows. Without a second thought, I'd secured an appointment one day after her arrival in town. The fantasy playing in my mind was about to become reality. Or so I thought.

When she opened the door, the resemblance to her photos was striking. Lisa stood before me in a lingerie that barely contained her voluptuous figure, the sheer fabric hinting at the treasures beneath. Her smile was warm and inviting, though something in her eyes didn't quite match the enthusiasm of her lips. My gaze drifted downward, taking in her famous derrire. Plump and substantial, though lacking the perfect roundness that had captivated me in her carefully angled photos.

As she led me toward the bed, the first warning sign hit my nostrils. A faint but unmistakable musk that spoke of another man's recent presence, of sweat and bodily fluids left unwashed between encounters. My stomach tightened with a mixture of disappointment and disgust, but I pushed the thought aside, determined to salvage the experience.

Her breasts, when finally revealed, were a study in contradictions. Large and impressive from a distance but disappointingly artificial up close. The unnaturally firm spheres stood at attention, their surgical origins obvious to the touch. Where I expected softness and warmth, I found only resistance and the subtle hardness of implants beneath stretched skin.

Our kiss began promisingly, Lisa's lips parting slightly as she leaned into me with practiced passion. But when I attempted to deepen the connection, her teeth remained firmly locked behind her lips, creating a barrier that transformed what might have been intimate connection into a mechanical performance. It was LFK without the French, without the passion, without the surrender I craved.

Her oral skills followed the same pattern of promise without delivery. As she took me into her mouth, I felt the scrape of teeth against sensitive skin, her technique more enthusiastic than skilled. The suction was minimal, the rhythm inconsistent, leaving me to wonder whether she was simply inexperienced or simply indifferent to my pleasure.

In a surprising turn, she shifted position, offering herself to me for DATY. But as I lowered my head toward her exposed pussy, I was hit with another wave of someone else's presencethe distinct, unmistakable scent of another man's saliva clinging to her most intimate areas. She hadn't even bothered to clean up between clients, a fact that made my stomach turn and my erection immediately soften.

To her credit, Lisa noticed my flagging enthusiasm and doubled down on her oral efforts, her mouth working with renewed determination. Slowly, despite the discomfort and disappointment, my body responded to the persistent stimulation. Blood rushed back to my groin, and soon I was ready for the main event.

The condom went on with practiced efficiency, and she positioned herself beneath me. As I thrust into her, I tried to lose myself in the physical sensations, to ignore the lingering smells and artificial feel of her body. My pace quickened as I approached climax, the inevitable question forming in my mind.

"Can I finish in your mouth?" I asked breathlessly.

She shook her head without hesitation. "No. ".

"Your face, then?" I suggested as a compromise.

A brief nod gave me hope, but as I pulled out and aimed toward her face, she suddenly recoiled. "No, on my tits," she insisted, cupping her surgically enhanced breasts together.

The abrupt change of mind in the final moments shattered what little eroticism remained in our encounter. With a frustrated groan, I complied, releasing onto the artificial mounds she presented. The sight should have been arousing, but instead, it only emphasized the transactional nature of our time together. Total damage: 70 + 160.